Michael Hopcroft wrote:

DB Sommer wrote:
 

Fusions That Should Never Be VIII:
Tales of the Nine Tentacled Fox Demon
A Naruto/LA Blue Girl fusion.

Remember boys and girls, just because two series have ninjas in them, 
it doesn�t mean they�re compatible.

 
   

The ironic thing is that THEY ARE. It seems illogical that the 
chakra-based ninjustu practiced in the Leaf Village and elsewhere would 
not, at some point, include a set of techniques based around sexual 
practices, or that induce unwanted, distracting or damaging sexual 
effects. If you can use your chakra to make an opponent have several 
physically draining orgasms, one right after another, during a combat 
you gain a distinct advantage. Not to mention the possibilities of using 
charka to directly invoke pleasure responses so intense that they 
actually become incapacitating or even fatal.
 

% Still a path Naruto didn't exactly lend itself to, nor was LABG about 
showing off one's mad ninja skillz. Totally different genres. I would 
shudder at an attempt to fuse the two.

% As a side note, I find it ironic when I post one of these Fusions That 
Should Never Be on ff.net, I get people asking when the next part will 
be coming out. ^_^ Okay, SailorEva I implied I would, but not in any of 
the others, which were pretty much obvious one shots whose meaning was 
that this is a *bad* idea that should not see the light of day.

% Then again, I couldn't conceive of Pong fanfics, and they are out 
there. So what do I really know?

DB Sommer

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