He was a wizard with long lank black hair and a cruel-looking
face.  Duncan thought it looked like the man disapproved of
everything he saw.  Especially the new students.

     "I am Assistant Headmaster Snape," said the wizard.

Gah, Snape as Deputy Headmaster? Poor kids.

     "You're a surprise," said a voice in his head.  It was the hat's
voice, but it seemed to be speaking to him alone now.  "It's rather
messy inside your mind, did you know that?  You need to take charge
of your own destiny, so for you, it's--"

     "Slytherin!" it shouted out loud.

Really should've expected that, though I was more expecting Hufflepuff.

     There wasn't another Slytherin until "Talbain, Quentin."  He was
a swarthy boy whose eyebrows met in the middle, making one long
streak of hair.  Genevieve shrank away from the newcomer.

     "Geez, I'm perfectly safe," growled Quentin.  "Got my shots and
everything."

Tal...oh. *GROAN* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

     Headmaster MacGonagall adjusted her glasses.  "I am sorry to
state that Professor Gallimaufrey met with an unfortunate accident
over the summer.  You'll be pleased to hear that he's on the mend,
but sadly will be unable to teach this term.  Therefore, I have asked
a distinguished alumnus of Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark
Arts.  I'd like you all please to welcome Professor Hermione
Granger."

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why you wanna kill off Hermione? ;_;

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