Subject: [FFML] [Fanfic][Naruto] Suiren, Chapter 4: Shadows...
From: "Eimii" <eimii@bresnan.net>
Date: 6/29/2006, 10:07 PM
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Disclaimer: All characters portrayed in this chapter (and, indeed, all 
foreseeable chapters to come) are the creations and property of 
Kishimoto Masashi. I claim no legal right to use them, and I am making 
no money off of this piece of fanfiction... wait, no. I lie; go back to 
that first part. There _is_ one character in here that Kishimoto didn't 
make up... but he's not all that important, so don't go running away 
just yet ^_^;...

Spoiler Warning: This chapter still takes place during the intermission 
between the second and third stages of the Chuunin Exam. That will 
change soon; time _does_ move in Suiren, so shortly the fic will be 
taking place during the third stage of the Chuunin Exam... (Yaaaay!)

Non-Yaoi Warning: There's one scene in this chapter where two men appear 
onscreen at the same time; there's still no Yaoi, but watch for it if 
you're the type that likes to insinuate such things. Those that like to 
insinuate scandalous Yuri shenanigans might have an easier time with 
this chapter, but keep in mind that this fic isn't about romance thus 
far, and you'd have to make some pretty big assertions to call what 
happens Yuri, so don't get your hopes up -_-;...

Continuity Warning: Okay, so i lied again; no continuity yet. This 
chapter isn't directly after the previous one, but the jump is shorter 
this time. I keep getting the urge to leave some of the boring (and not 
so boring) bits left unsaid, to spare your attention and tease your 
imagination... or something...

This chapter was originally chapters 4, 5 and 6 of Suiren (titled 
'Shadows' part I, II and III respectively), but since it was all 
supposed to be one big chapter to start with, i'm going to make it all 
one big chapter now. Make sense? This is the first of several _huge_ 
chapters that were broken up in the original posting due to  chapter 
size and the speed at which i write. The originals can still be found at 
www.fanfiction.net/~eimii, though this version has been revised a bit 
for posting to the FFML. This chapter marks a return to the 'meaty' 
(read: verbose and often over-descriptive) writing style that i used in 
my earlier Ranma fics, so be prepared for things to go more slowly; you 
have been warned -_-;...

This is also the point where i'll probably really start revising the 
story so that it flows better, makes more sense and has fewer 
canon/factual errors, so any C&C and suggestions you have to give me 
would be greatly appreciated! Thanks for reading this far, and enjoy the 
show!

~Eimii





SHADOWS...

Listening carefully by the side of the door so she wouldn't cast a 
shadow under it, Sakura was forced to wonder why she was even bothering. 
If she was right, checking these doors was a complete waste of time. 
This one would be like all of the others, with Mitarashi Anko or some 
other unspeakable horror lurking behind it, ready to set her heart 
hammering anew as they continued the twisted game of cat and mouse 
they'd been playing since Sakura had woken hours earlier, naked and 
alone in an empty room somewhere deep within the bowels of ANBU's 
torture and interrogation facility.

At least, that's where Sakura assumed they were. The endless miles 
corridors that she'd been wandering through were probably just an 
elaborate genjutsu that the examiner was using to torment her. The 
simpler versions of such techniques- the ones that could be maintained 
for hours on end -depended on having a homogenous environment for the 
victims to wander in, such as poorly-lit forest path or a series of 
specially prepared rooms with no telltale features to distinguish one 
from the next... much like these halls, with their drab gray plaster 
walls, half burnt-out ceiling lamps and heavy, black metal doors.

Unfortunately, Anko wasn't giving her a lot of options. Sitting still 
was probably about as effective as moving, but she wasn't the _only_ 
thing loose down here, it seemed. *Ugh- it's a good thing they had 
eyes,* the pink haired girl mused with a shudder, rubbing the very 
real-looking sucker marks on her arm. At least she'd managed to pilfer 
some scraps of clothing off of the corpses she'd found in one of the 
other rooms. She never though she'd actually miss that damn green 
jumpsuit, until she was forced to run around like a rat in a maze 
wearing nothing but her pride, which was notably lacking at the moment.

*This sucks! What did I do to deserve this!* Her little accident in the 
street would barely qualify as a childish prank, even if it had been 
intentional. *Which it _wasn't!_ Gods, why did I even run? I should have 
just given up.* The worst part was that she didn't know _what_ the hell 
had had happened in the end, when her body had started moving and 
talking all by itself. She'd _never_ have insulted Anko like that, even 
if she agreed with every word of it; making psychopaths angry at you 
just wasn't very smart.

*Maybe I'm going insane from studying too much genjutsu.* The books said 
it happened sometimes; people got carried away and destroyed their own 
minds. Sakura released a helpless sigh. She wasn't training to beat Ino 
only to end up defeating herself instead- and whatever Anko was doing to 
her couldn't be helping matters! *Dammit, the only way out of here is 
through _her_!*

She would just have to confront the demon, then... but how? She wasn't a 
genius ninja; she was barely even mediocre. She didn't have any special 
techniques, and she had to assume that Anko controlled the environment 
completely, so elaborate traps would be useless. It always came back to 
control- Anko had her hooks in Sakura's mind, and Sakura wasn't good 
enough to dig them out. *Maybe a counterattack of some sort- but she's a 
_jounin_! I wouldn't even know where to start!*

That wasn't entirely true, though. Sakura had studied the underlying 
concepts behind a number of different genjutsu in her quest to find a 
counter to the Shintenshin. As most of her books were intended for 
academic purposes rather than training, she'd been forced to work out 
the actual mechanics of the techniques herself, but she'd already had 
some success with her concealment genjutsu. Ino's family technique had 
proven a bit harder to crack, but she thought she had a reasonably good 
idea of how it worked, and she _did_ know how to construct a simple 
invasive genjutsu, in theory... but would that be enough?

*...It had better be.* An electric thrill surged from the base of her 
spine to the top of her head; she was going to do it! It felt good to 
finally have a plan, even if it was a crazy, doomed plan. Almost 
absently, her hands began working as her gaze grew distant- looking 
inward, as she felt out which seals opened the right chakra pathways. 
They weren't the seals for the Shintenshin- in fact, they probably 
weren't even close, but instinct told her that they would do. *But if I 
screw up, I'm dead meat.* Sakura didn't want to think about what could 
happen to her if her technique didn't work like it was supposed to.

"To hell with it! I've had enough!" Shoving doubt and worry for her 
mortal soul aside, the young genin stepped away from the wall and took a 
bold stance in front of the door. Anko was probably waiting for her 
behind it; the sadistic bitch hadn't shown her face in a while. Sakura 
was almost starting to forget how humiliating it was, having that 
woman's mocking laugher chasing after her as she ran away. *Enough 
running; from now on, the only people who see my back are those I've 
sworn to protect, as a ninja.* Reaching down with rock-steady hand, 
Sakura gripped the door knob and turned.

To her credit, the pink-haired girl didn't even flinch when Anko looked 
up at her as the door swung open, those golden reptilian eyes fixing on 
her with a paralyzing, hypnotic gaze. Blood dribbled down the jounin's 
chin as she chewed noisily, bones grinding under her teeth. The limp, 
headless body of a rat was clutched brutally in her claw-like fingers as 
she lay supine in the middle of the room, amidst a nest of writhing 
snakes. *What is it with this woman and snakes?*

"I was wondering when you'd join me; I'm afraid we've had to start 
without you," the monster woman drawled, oozing sick sensuality with 
every word. She glanced lazily down at the rat. "Don't worry, though, 
it'll take more than this to spoil my appetite... but perhaps _you_ can 
satisfy me." Anko's grin was all fangs, pearly white stained with red.

"Don't let your eyes get too big for your stomach," Sakura quipped, 
unimpressed; she was still riding too high on adrenalin to care how 
terrifying Anko looked. Dropping into a ready stance, her gaze drifted 
to the back of the room, behind the examiner. There was a doorway with 
stairs there, seeming to lead up, but Sakura knew that for the trick it 
was. Still, she made sure to telegraph her intent to make a break for 
the stairwell. "Get out of my way," she commanded, trying to look as 
imposing as her petite, bedraggled, near-naked form would allow.

"Ooooh... is the little devil feeling feisty now?" Anko chuckled with 
evil glee as she fairly slithered forward, arms and legs seeming almost 
an afterthought as she got to her feet. "Maybe you aren't so boring 
after all, morsel."

Hands flying together in a familiar set of seals, Sakura sneered. 
"Didn't your parents ever teach you not to play with your food?" 
Shooting up the wall behind the cloud of smoke that accompanied the 
appearance of four bunshin, the determined girl threw up her strongest 
concealment genjutsu and galloped on all fours across the ceiling as her 
doppelgangers dashed forth, zigzagging erratically around the room.

Anko struck like a viper, barely moving as her hands flickered out 
impossibly far to eradicate two of the clones instantly. Meanwhile, one 
of the remaining two made a break for the door she'd come in while the 
other rocketed toward the stairs. The obvious feint proved just enough 
to keep Anko's attention divided for the final moment Sakura needed to 
close on the jounin. By the time Anko sensed her and looked up, Sakura's 
descending foot was mere inches from the examiner's face, even as the 
smaller kunoichi's hands furiously formed another string of seals.

It was therefore by only by a hair's breadth that the ANBU managed to 
evade, twisting aside like her body was water, flowing around the 
attack. "You're a gutsy one, ain'cha?" Anko observed with a smile of 
playful, bloodthirsty appreciation, even as she wrapped herself around 
Sakura in a constrictor's killing embrace. "You nearly got me there," 
she whispered almost consolingly into Sakura's ear from over her 
shoulder, before twisting around grotesquely to look her victim in the 
eye, "but even crazy kids like you should know that it takes more than 
guts and luck to win a fight."

The confusion on Anko's face was more than ample reward as Sakura's 
emerald gaze burned into her with defiance and victory. "I never count 
on guts or luck for anything. They're nothing if you don't have a plan." 
With that, she craned her neck forward and locked lips with the 
surprised examiner, then flinched hard and bit the tip of her tongue as 
her soul exploded.



*I just kissed a woman who was eating a rat.*

This was the first thought that occurred to Sakura as she lay on the 
ground, reeling in shock. There were a few things that seemed very wrong 
with that statement. *I just kissed a _woman_... who was eating a 
_rat_... how on earth did that happen?* It took her a few more moments 
to remember the details of the plan that had brought her to this drastic 
action.

The one part of the Shintenshin that had given Sakura the most headaches 
over the last three weeks was how the mind was projected out of the 
body. She just couldn't figure out how so much information could be 
moved around safely without some sort of conduit. This meant that, for 
the improvised version that she'd kludged together, she had to actually 
_touch_ Anko for it to work. Contact between parts that had a major 
concentration of chakra gates seemed like her best shot; hands, mouths 
or... elsewhere.

Though she'd have preferred to catch one of Anko's punches or something, 
an opportunity had presented itself and she'd taken it. *And I kissed 
Anko...* And then there was pain: blinding agony unlike anything she had 
dreamt possible had blossomed within her, like the very blood in her 
veins had suddenly turned to burning white phosphorous. It'd passed so 
quickly that she didn't think she'd even had a chance to scream, but her 
body still tingled with the memory of it, like the afterimages left on 
the eye by a flash bulb.

That it had hurt at all was definitely a bad sign; she'd probably done 
serious injury to herself, but that was too big to take in at the 
moment. Instead, she concentrated on the metallic tang of blood in her 
mouth. *...she was eating a _rat._* Had she succeeded? Was she now in 
Anko's body? The idea that she might be swishing around a mouthful of 
rat blood made her want to vomit, but she held down her gorge and, with 
an effort, managed not to swallow.

Pushing herself up on her palms, Sakura turned to the side to spit, at 
the same time taking a look around. Her heart sank when she saw Anko 
sitting opposite her, legs crossed and holding her head in her hands 
like she trying to keep it from falling apart. So it hadn't worked... 
though it looked like she'd hurt the jounin at least as much as she'd 
hurt herself.

She must have broken the genjutsu as well, for the pile of snakes was 
gone and Anko looked relatively normal again. There were also closed 
doors on either side of the room that she hadn't noticed before, and the 
open door behind Anko no longer had stairs behind it.

When Sakura's gaze finally returned to the examiner, Anko had looked up, 
and was now staring at her in confusion. Setting her jaw, Sakura glared 
right back and rolled into a low crouch, preparing to defend herself. 
She'd made her bed so she'd better be ready to sleep in it, even if 
there was still a snake in the sheets.

This action only seemed to confuse Anko more. The older woman looked 
like she wanted to ask her something, but couldn't find the words. 
Suddenly, however, her perfectly normal brown eyes widened in 
realization, and a huge grin split her face from ear to ear. "Ah- hah! 
Hahaha! Hell yeah- that's more like it!" Slapping her thigh in renewed 
enthusiasm, Anko flipped backwards and got to her feet. "Not quite what 
I had in mind, but I can work with this," she noted ominously, cracking 
her knuckles and grinning like the madwoman she was.

"What the hell did I ever do to you to deserve this!" Sakura roared, 
nerves and weariness finally getting the better of her.

The examiner's good mood seemed to evaporate instantly, and after 
simmering for all of two seconds she was as red in the face as Sakura. 
"What did ya do ta me?! Ya tried ta (&$in' _kill_ me for trippin' over 
yer fat ass and knockin' ya inta the mud, and _then_ ya locked me in yer 
private sicko fantasy land for four hours just so ya could $%#(& with my 
head until I went as nuts as you!" Anko declared, stabbing an accusing 
finger at the pink-haired kunoichi. "And lemmie tell ya, that is 
seriously (%)&$in' nuts! I mean, what the hell was with the (#$&in' 
bagpipes in the room with the giant pudding thing that tried ta eat 
me!?"

Despite her frustration, Sakura could tell that something wasn't adding 
up, so she chose her next words carefully. "What!? Don't point your 
nasty rat-squeezing fingers at me, psycho-woman!" Well... relatively 
carefully, compared to what she'd really wanted to say. Hastily, she cut 
to the meat of the crazy notion that had just popped into her head. "And 
don't you accuse _me_ of setting that crap up! Just who the hell do you 
think I am!"

"One %(&!#ed up bitch with a seriously creepy snake fetish!" Anko 
snapped, though her ire was also starting to show cracks of uncertainty.

Drawing herself to her full height, Sakura crossed her arms, for the 
first time noticing that she was naked again; the rags she'd been 
wearing had apparently been part of the genjutsu as well. "You must be 
confusing me with someone else... like, say, _yourself!_" she accused, 
valiantly fighting the urge to cover up for the sake of righteous 
indignation and her newly rekindled ninja pride. "Unless you want to 
tell me that you _aren't_ Mitarashi Anko?!"

The tall woman shot an indignant look at her, accompanied an obscene 
gesture. "Damn straight I'm not (#&$in' Mitarashi Anko!"

"Then who the hell are you?!"

"Who else could I possibly (%&)$in' be?! I'm Haruno Sakura!"

That was the answer she was expecting, but the pink-haired kunoichi 
still had to sneer in contempt- she would feel downright insulted if 
this was some sort of ploy, and the jounin really thought she was that 
stupid. "Who does that make me then? 'Cause _I'm_ certainly not 
Mitarashi Anko..."

The brunette glared at her suspiciously. "Look, there's only two !(#$in' 
people here, so one of us's gotta be Anko, and the other's gotta be 
Sakura," Anko pointed out, starting to sound a little exasperated.

"So what makes you think _you're_ Sakura?" the shorter girl shot back. 
Uncrossing her arms, she placed a hand on her chest. "At least _I've_ 
got the right body for it. And I _sound_ more like Haruno Sakura; if mom 
ever caught _me_ talking like that, she'd come down on my head so hard 
that ANBU could send every hunter-nin they have after me and they'd 
never find more that a few pink hairs and a greasy stain on the 
pavement!"

This seemed to give Anko pause. "What- I mean yeah, I guess she'd be 
kinda pissed about that, but... I- well, she ain't here _now_," she 
sputtered uncertainly, clenching her jaw as Sakura gave her an 
unimpressed look. "Well )(&$! I don't know!" Throwing her hands up in 
frustration, she cast her gaze around the room, as if the 'real' 
Mitarashi Anko might be hiding somewhere, watching them. When she turned 
again to Sakura, the serious, worried expression she wore seemed 
strangely out of place on her face. "All I know is that _I'm_ Haruno 
Sakura... and I can prove it; can you?"

Quirking an eyebrow, the naked girl set her face in a flat mask of 
determination. "You bet I can." Absently, she was aware that whatever 
was going on, time might be of the essence, but her growing curiosity 
demanded satisfaction. "Since I've got the better claim at the moment, 
I'll go first. Finish this poem: 'By the eye or hand; does the brittle 
autumn leaf-'"

"'-weather the wind?'" Anko added immediately, a smile of satisfaction 
threatening to unseat the frown upon her lips.

"Where is it from?" Sakura persisted.

An air of confidence returned to the older woman's posture. "'S the only 
poem I ever got an 'A' on in kunoichi training. I swear, that snooty old 
hag had it in for me from the start." At her interrogator's nod of 
acknowledgment, she continued. "What color underwear were ya wearing the 
first time you saw Sasuke?"

Sakura thought for a moment, then frowned. "That's a trick question."

"And why's that?"

"Because I wasn't wearing any underwear."

Anko's face morphed into a suggestive leer. "Any particular reason, or 
were ya just feelin' like goin' commando that day?"

"Why don't you tell me?" Sakura demanded, becoming slightly irritated. 
"That question was too general; you could have just been fishing for 
information."

The other woman snorted in indignation. "Feh- fine, whatever. I wasn't 
wearin' any 'cause it was after gym class on swim day. I was wearin' a 
bathin' suit." She crossed her arms as Sakura had earlier, a picture of 
incredulity. "Happy now? That's two questions for you; I want another!"

Sakura waved her off. "Fine, fine, just make it good this time."

Cocking her head to the side, the examiner considered for a good minute 
before turning back again with a hard, critical eye. "I had an imaginary 
friend, before I met Ino. What was her name?"

"...I don't remember," Sakura admitted unhappily, her expression 
falling. "I haven't even thought of her in years." She wasn't about to 
start doubting herself, but that little detail bugged Sakura even more 
than she was letting on. Her memory was eidetic; she never forgot 
anything that she couldn't bring back with a little effort. That was 
something even Shikamaru, with his incredible intellect, couldn't hold 
over her. "I'm not sure... I don't think she ever had one," she decided 
aloud, looking up.

Anko's expression was conflicted now. She seemed troubled, but also a 
bit nostalgic. "Kinda weird, ain't it?... Hmpf, but If I dunno, and you 
dunno, then I guess that's the right answer," she conceded with a twinge 
of irony.

"That was almost a trick question as well, you know," the pink-haired 
kunoichi pointed out.

"Yeah, but'cha can't say I was fishin'; I gave ya somethin' first, ta 
show ya we were on the same page. So... satisfied?"

Yet another question Sakura wasn't sure she could answer, but she nodded 
anyway. "And you?"

In response, Anko plopped back down on the floor, propping her elbow on 
her knee and her chin in her hand. "Hell no! I mean, where the #()$& 
does this leave _us_ then?" Though frustrated and confused, the older 
woman sounded relieved to be allowed to swear again, now that she'd 
proven her claim on her identity. "We can't _both_ be Sakura."

"...Can't we, though?" Sakura waited for Anko's questioning look before 
explaining. "Remember the first time Naruto used the Kagebunshin during 
Kakashi-sensei's test? Sensei pulled a kawarimi and all of the Naruto 
clones ended up attacking each other. Some advanced bunshin techniques 
seem to create pretty convincing duplicates."

The pseudo-Jounin's frown turned thoughtful. "This ain't exactly a 
$(&in' bunshin, though, and I kinda doubt Naruto's copies got memories 
like you and I do. They wouldn't need 'em, since bunshin don't last very 
long."

"Hmm..." With furrowed brow, Sakura's again went through the seals that 
she'd used for her failed 'Shintenshin.' Now that she was relatively 
calm, she was almost horrified at what she came up with. *How the hell 
did I manage to not _die!_* A bead of cold sweat trickled down the side 
of her now much paler face as she coughed to clear her suddenly dry 
throat. "Well... I- _we_ weren't exactly careful when we came up with 
the technique, were we? I think we're very lucky if a little mix-up is 
all we have to worry about."

"Luck nothin'!" Apparently noting Sakura's confusion the... other Sakura 
cast her a roguish grin that seemed perfectly at home on Anko's face. 
"We've got better chakra control than anyone, even Sasuke! If there's 
any $#(in; reason we pulled off _anythin'_ like what we were plannin', 
it's that."

Despite herself, the petal-tressed girl had to break a weak smile. "And 
is this anything like what we had planned?"

"We're completely in control, ain't we?"

"That's debatable. I mean, like I pointed out earlier, we aren't exactly 
perfect copies of each other. So, assuming that I'm the original- just 
assuming, for sake of argument!" she added quickly, as the other Sakura 
puffed up for another tirade. "Assuming that, then you may not be 
entirely in control of Anko, because it almost seems like a bit of her 
personality is leaking out."

Anko-Sakura wasn't to be quelled that easily, however. "Are ya sayin' 
that I act like that )(&$in' snake bitch!"

"Well, you do seem a bit... excitable."

"I'm havin' a (%!&in' mental breakdown here!" the brunette snapped 
defensively. "_Excuse me_ if I'm a little on edge!"

"You were acting odd before too, when you thought that I was Anko," the 
Sakura in the proper body pointed out. "But if you don't like that idea, 
then what are _your_ thoughts?"

Catching the veiled jab at her competence, the elder kunoichi sneered at 
the younger. "I'm _glad_ you asked. If I _am_ the copy, and I ain't 
sayin' that I am... though I guess it's the most reasonable 
possibility," she admitted very grudging, "but if I am, then maybe I 
might not be...'complete.' I seem ta have all the memories, but I don't 
have the... I dunno, the-"

"Personality?" Sakura snipped.

"#($& you! Like ya _really_ wanna be li'l miss perfect all the time? 
Puhleeeze- that's %(&$in' bullshit, and you know it!" After a short 
stare down Sakura blushed and dropped her gaze, looking abashed. "I 
think maybe I just don't have the... the patience, or somethin'. Or 
maybe I just ain't ashamed 'a who I am." She cast the pink-haired girl 
another significant look, this one laced with disdain. "Didn't it feel 
great ta stop runnin' with yer tail between yer legs long enough ta turn 
around and get up in that bitch's face?"

Looking into the other woman's defiant eyes, Sakura realized that she 
couldn't win. She tried not to feel embarrassed as she cracked a grin 
somewhat less brazen than the ones her counterpart seemed to favor. 
"Yeah, it did. But you'll excuse me if I don't feel like getting 'up in 
her face' again, anytime soon- and who knows how long this will last? In 
fact, right now, I think we should be concentrating on how we're going 
to get out of here."

"Hah, you'll get no arguments from me there," Anko-Sakura quipped 
lightly, already back in good spirits. Sakura was struck by how similar 
this version of _her_ seemed to another loudmouthed genin she could 
name. It was really weird, but kinda funny, too. While she was observing 
this, the brunette had gotten back to her feet and was examining one of 
the two new doors. "Check the other one, will ya?" she called over her 
shoulder, even as Sakura moved to comply.

Neither of the doors were locked, but neither of them led anywhere of 
note either. The awkward pair decided that it would be best if they kept 
each other in sight, just it case it looked like the jutsu was about to 
fail, since they had no idea what would happen then. As such, they 
started going from one featureless room to the next, checking each door 
they found along the way.

There were far fewer than it had initially seemed, but that was no 
surprise. the entire facility seemed to be laid out on a 9x9 grid, with 
each room connected to all of the adjacent ones. It had only seemed be 
larger and more complex because of the genjutsu. Unfortunately, they 
didn't find Sakura's clothes, which had been confiscated while she was 
unconscious, and all the doors around the perimeter had brick walls 
behind them, so they couldn't find a way out.

It was only when they came back to the center room, where Sakura had 
encountered Anko, that the possessed Jounin noticed that there was some 
scuffing around the one of the corners of the ceiling. Closer inspection 
revealed it to be a hidden trap door, with a tiny slot that was probably 
a keyhole. Standing in the corner, Sakura now covered up by Anko's coat, 
the pair stared up at the egress in contemplation.

"Ya think we can force it?" Anko-Sakura suggested, though she seemed 
dubious of that plan.

Sakura shook her head doubtfully. "I don't think we should try; who 
knows what sorts of traps they might have on it. And you're sure you 
don't have the key on you?" She turned to look at her... her what? She 
still wasn't sure what to call the woman who wasn't exactly a copy of 
herself.

"I told ya before, I checked _everywhere,_" the woman who was definitely 
not Anko snapped, going a bit red. "The psycho carries some 
really )$(&ed' up shit on 'er, but I didn't find any keys. Ya sure ya 
ain't got it on _you_?"

"She didn't leave me _anything_ when I woke up, much less a key," Sakura 
dismissed hotly, as she locked serious gazes with her companion. 
"Dammit, where the hell could she have put it?"

"Hmm..."

"..."

"..."

Their eyes traveled downward simultaneously. "...$#(&in' snake woman," 
the dark-haired Sakura commented in annoyance. "Should'a guessed that 
first."

"Ugh..." the pink-haired Sakura agreed. "Go into the other room before 
you check, alright."

"Ya oughta ()%&in' check too," Anko-Sakura suggested, giving her a dirty 
look.

Sakura stuck her tongue out in disgust. "...after, if you don't find 
it."

"Alright, alright..." Walking into the next room, the tall woman went 
around the corner but didn't shut the door behind her.

*Hmm... I guess it's a good thing I was paying attention when they 
taught us how to regurgitate small objects at will...* A horrible, wet 
retching noise drifted over from the other side of the wall. *Though 
apparently not enough attention,* she mused with a shudder.

"Well... I don't see Mr. Squeakers in here anywhere, at least," Anko's 
voice commented weakly, "but this woman must eat dango like Naruto eats 
ramen..."

"I don't need a play by play!" Sakura shouted back, just in case her 
counterpart had anything else to say along those lines. "Did you find 
the key?" she pressed.

"Just a sec- still lookin'..." A few moments later there was a 
triumphant cry. "Alright! Yeah, I got it!" Anko-Sakura came back around 
the corner shortly afterward, wiping her fingers on her skirt and 
clutching a small, shiny object in her hands.

Sakura made _no_ move to take and examine the key for herself; just 
eyeing the glistening wet piece of metal was making her mildly nauseous. 
"Ouch- I'll bet that hurt going down."

Seeing that she was stuck holding it, the brunette just grimaced and 
nodded. "So now what? It'd be nice if we could just walk outta here, but 
I'm guessin' that ain't very )($&in' likely."

The pink-haired girl had to agree. "Un... she brought me down here naked 
and unconscious; as suspicious as that already is, it might be more 
suspicious if we don't leave in an appropriate manner. Of course, then 
you might have to bluff our way out of ANBU headquarters. We really 
don't have any idea where we are, after all..." Looking up from her 
contemplation of the key, Sakura was suddenly struck by a sense of deep 
foreboding; Anko-Sakura was grinning at her again, the same cocky grin 
that Naruto always wore right before he was about do something foolish.

"Heh, don't worry about it!" she scoffed brashly, which of course only 
served to make Sakura worry even more. "Just leave everythin' ta me!"



Pushing open the door above her head with one hand as she held the inert 
form of Haruno Sakura against her back with the other, 'Anko' couldn't 
help but revel in the sheer physical power that the jounin's larger, 
more developed body possessed. Sakura had been training with Gai for 
weeks and she'd definitely seen some impressive improvement, if she did 
say so herself, but Anko was on a whole different level entirely. She 
was sure that she could have smashed the trap door right off of its 
hinges without breaking a sweat. As her eyes cleared the lip above 
however, one glance at the vicious forest of anti-intrusion seals 
scrawled across the floor around the opening made her thankful that she 
hadn't tried.

Pulling herself up, she took care not to knock her limp passenger 
against the edges of the doorway. They'd decided to pretend that 
'Sakura' had fainted from the strain of torture. Unfortunately, this was 
ANBU they were talking about, so feigned unconsciousness simply wouldn't 
fly. After the pink-haired girl had stripped back to her birthday suit, 
the genin-in-jounin's clothing had performed a genjutsu on her that 
would knock her out for a few minutes.
That had been the hardest part of the plan to convince her counterpart 
of. The other Sakura was still a bit suspicious of her, and doubly wary 
of being helpless in her presence, and she couldn't say that she blamed 
the girl. This entire situation just had too many unknowns, not the 
least of them being how she was in Anko's body and her own at the same 
time, and how long she would stay that way.

Looking around the small room she'd entered, Sakura noted that the 
single thick, heavy door at one end was open; apparently, Anko hadn't 
though her worth trouble of a full lockdown. *Lucky! It'd be a $)(%in' 
bitch if I had ta come up with a password or somethin' ta get 'em ta 
open the door...* Still, that didn't mean that she was home free. There 
were still procedures for kidnappings and interrogations, and if she 
didn't play 'Anko' _to the hilt_, the suspicious nature of shinobi might 
just land them in a tighter spot than they'd started in.

Walking through the doorway, she didn't notice anybody else in the 
narrow hallway outside. The passage was lined with similar doors as far 
as she could see, with a bend at one end and a flight of stairs at the 
other. Given the pipes running along the ceiling and the total lack of 
windows, the stairs seemed like the better bet. Adjusting her grip on 
the sleeping girl so she wouldn't flop over backwards, Sakura started 
walking with even, confident strides towards her goal. She should have 
been scared completely out of her wits- no, she _was_ scared; she was 
absolutely terrified, but the fear was invigorating, like she was 
discovering for the first time what it meant to be alive.

Sakura hastily reined herself in before she could get too excited over 
the sheer madness of what she was attempting. This wasn't the time to 
lose her head like that idiot Naruto always did; she was a _thinking_ 
ninja, even if kicking butt and taking names sometimes seemed like more 
fun. She slowed as she started up the stairs, eyes peeled and ears 
pricked as she searched for any sign of scrutiny. She was soon rewarded 
by the sound of voices above, one female and one male. The woman sounded 
vaguely familiar.

Not hesitating even long enough to hear what was being said, as that 
would be suspicious, she reached the top a second later. A pretty face 
with dark red eyes and pouting lips was assigned to the familiar voice, 
and it came with a name: Yuuhi Kurenai, the jounin instructor for team 
4. The man's voice belonged to a masked ANBU guard that was lounging 
against the wall by the stairwell. As the gazes of the chatting pair 
turned to her, hints of surprise and satisfaction flickered across 
Kurenai-sensei's face, and Sakura suddenly knew that she- or at least 
Anko -had been the subject of their conversation.

*Wait, no- she ain't 'Kurenai-sensei!' $&%(, what would Anko call her?!* 
Blazing through her vast store of local and tactical knowledge, Sakura 
instantly determined that there were so few female Jounin in Konoha that 
they probably all knew each other at least in passing. She also realized 
that it was getting close to noon, Kurenai was most likely looking for 
her, and Anko wasn't one to stand by formalities. Taking all these 
things into account, she reached deep into whatever store of acting 
talent she had hidden in her and blurted out the first thing that came 
to mind.

"Yuuhiii! Feed me!" the wild-haired brunette cried, a manic grin 
breaking across her beaming face.

Kurenai's lips dipped down into a frown for a moment, before one corner 
of her mouth turned up in a smirk. "Ah-ah; not this time, Anko. You 
still owe me, and I intend to collect."

*Gotcha!* Sakura put on her best 'perfect little angel' expression, 
complete with huge, shiny doe-eyes, and turned it full force on the 
instructor. It actually _did_ make her look innocent when she was in her 
own body, but served to do exactly the opposite on Anko's naturally 
mischievous face. "I have no idea what you're talking about, 
Yuuhi-chan."

The other kunoichi snorted in annoyance and crossed her arms. "You're 
not fooling anyone, Anko. Honestly, it's just three little meals. I buy 
you food all the time; why are you being such a child about this?"

That was an excellent question... and one Sakura didn't have an answer 
to. But at least Kurenai seemed to half expect this sort of reaction 
from Anko. She'd just have to see how far she could take it. "But Yuuhi, 
why do I have to buy you _three_?" she demanded, dropping the sweetness 
and light in favor of the whiny, contrite tone that Naruto always used 
when he didn't want to believe that something was true.

"Because that was the deal! All three of my students passed your section 
of the exam, so you have to buy me lunch three times. It's as simple as 
that." So that was it. The other woman seemed satisfied that her 
reasoning was too tight for Anko to worm out of it.

Sakura, however, was willing to bet that a silly thing like 'logic' 
wouldn't stop the examiner from trying. "That's no fair! It was all or 
nothin' for my exam! I should only have to buy you lunch once for the 
whole team!"

Despite 'Anko's' protests, the long-haired Jounin seemed confident that 
her victim would eventually give in- or at least Kurenai didn't appear 
upset that she was being so stubborn. "Tough; one student, one meal. 
Those were the terms, Anko. If you don't like it, you shouldn't have 
made the bet."

Frowning and scratching her chin, Sakura put on a suspicious look. "I 
don't remember _those_ terms."

Now it was Kurenai's turn to smile like the cat that ate the canary. 
"Sure you do: you said, and I quote, 'If any of those dumb rookies can 
pass _my_ test, I'll buy you lunch!"

"Ah-!" Sakura tried to interrupt, but the other woman wasn't finished 
yet.

"-and then _I_ said, 'Alright, I'm going to hold you to that, Anko. You 
have to buy me lunch for every one of my students that passes your 
test,' and you said 'Deal!' and we shook on it." Spreading her hands to 
show that all had been revealed, Kurenai smiled wider as she looked at 
Anko's face. "So you see, everything is in order, neat and tidy. All 
three of my students passed. You've already fed me once; two more times 
and you're in the clear."

Bristling with indignation, Sakura made like she was having trouble 
finding her tongue. "H-Hey, you tricked me!"

"Yup."

"Grrr..."

"Don't pout," Kurenai chided evenly. "Really, Anko, you should learn to 
listen more carefully before you open your mouth."

Deciding that she'd pushed far enough, Sakura released a half-defeated 
sigh, her expression melting into annoyance. "Fine, whatever. So where 
do you wanna go- and it better not be somewhere expensive!"

"Ahem-"

Both women turned to look at the by now forgotten ANBU who was standing 
just a few feet away. Seeing that he had their attention, the man 
pointed at the sleeping form of Sakura, still perched on 'Anko's' back. 
He didn't say anything, and he barely even moved, but somehow his 
posture alone managed to convey amusement, question, and expectation.

*Time ta earn my keep. Here goes nothin'...* Her mouth forming an 'O' of 
surprise, as if she'd just realized that she was carrying a naked girl 
on her back, 'Anko' turned and moved toward the masked ninja, indicating 
that he should relieve her of her passenger. When he'd complied, she 
dusted her hands off and peered at Sakura's sleeping body in sadistic 
amusement. "Go ahead'n send her home when she wakes up. I don't think we 
need to worry about her; I guarantee, she's learned her lesson."

Sakura could swear that she heard an exasperated sigh from behind the 
man's mask, but she was already turning back to Kurenai. If she didn't 
bail soon he might think of some paperwork or something that he wanted 
her to do, and then the jig would be up. "C'mon, lets get this over 
with. I know a great ramen place near here," she suggested, 
surreptitiously watching Kurenai's body language so that when they 
started walking they were both headed in the same direction.

"Nice try, but I think I have a better idea," the other woman remarked 
gamely, smirking when Sakura made a face and stuck Anko's tongue out at 
her. Before they left the room, Kurenai Yuuhi cast a final glance back 
at the ANBU guard, who was now carrying the unconscious pink-haired girl 
in another direction. Returning her gaze to her companion, she quirked 
an inquisitive eyebrow. "Should I even ask?"

Chuckling for reasons that only she could know, 'Anko' waved 
dismissively. "Just another stupid kid..." She'd have wished the other 
Sakura luck, but she suspected she needed it more herself. Impersonating 
Anko was turning out to be surprisingly easy, but despite her success 
thus far she doubted she could fool the Jounin for much longer. 
Strangely, though, she wasn't all that worried. *Ah, ta hell with it. At 
least I get a free lunch...*



Sakura did _not_ stir to consciousness with a disoriented start; she'd 
made sure that she would be fully aware of her surroundings immediately 
upon waking up by using the Fushinka no Jutsu before she was knocked 
out. For this reason, even before she opened her eyes, she realized that 
she was awake, that she was lying on something reasonably soft, and that 
she was covered up from the neck down, probably by a blanket.

The faintly fresh, damp smell of the air told her that she was above 
ground again, and that it had stopped raining outside, but the room she 
was in probably didn't have any open windows. And a sudden shuffling 
noise somewhere nearby made her aware that she wasn't alone in the room, 
as she'd originally thought, and that whoever was with her had realized 
she was awake, and wanted her to know that they were there.

*Well, that was quick. No point in pretending now...* Still, Sakura 
began by cautiously cracking an eyelid and peering to the side. She was 
greeted by the sight of a masked ANBU ninja straddling a backwards chair 
and leaning forward with his arms on the back rest, staring right at 
her.

Heaving a resigned sigh, the pink-haired girl opened her eyes completely 
and sat up, holding the plain blue blanket to her chest. She was laying 
on a worn red couch at one end of a well-lit room with barred windows. A 
few more simple wooden chairs were scattered around, and a mound of 
jarring green cloth that could only be The Jumpsuit was folded neatly 
atop the coffee table that sat between her and the room's only door, 
beside which the other ninja sat. Realizing that she was still naked 
under the blanket, and that the ANBU was a man, Sakura's face colored 
and she shot her guard a small frown.

The ninja responded by silently getting up and leaving the room, though 
he didn't close the door behind him. Sakura could tell he standing was 
right beside it, listening to her. *Well, I _am_ a prisoner; I guess I 
can't hope for much more than that...* Getting up, she searched through 
the pile of clothes until she found her underwear and began dressing.

Sakura decided to forego the jumpsuit, since she wore her regular 
running shorts and a black mesh half-shirt underneath it anyhow, just in 
case she ever had to ditch her training uniform quickly. For instance, 
if she ever saw Ino coming, she'd be out of that thing so fast that Gai 
probably wouldn't even notice until minutes later.

Tying on her forehead protector in her traditional fashion, Sakura 
checked herself over once, thankful that she'd worn a black sports bra 
that didn't clash with the rest of her now somewhat minimal attire. 
Finally, she took a moment to glance around the room.

The windows were definitely out of the question; even if she managed to 
get to them before he stopped her, Sakura couldn't see how the barred 
gratings could be opened or removed without just tearing them out of the 
walls. Likewise, nothing in the room seemed like it would make an 
effective weapon- for _her_, anyway -against a prepared ANBU 
assassination specialist. Gai didn't permit her to have any weapons on 
her while she was training so there weren't any in her clothes, not that 
she would have expected them to still be there if there had been.

So it didn't appear that she'd be able to slip away or fight her way 
out... but the _plan_ had been that she wouldn't need to. *Where the 
hell is she?!* The absence of Mitarashi Anko or the copy of Haruno 
Sakura that was impersonating her was the most disturbing detail of her 
current predicament.

Still, they _were_ returning her things, including the broken halves of 
her bird mask, which now lay atop the jumpsuit still sitting folded on 
the table. That was probably a good sign. *Only one way to find out, 
though...* Deciding that it was time to face the music, Sakura cleared 
her throat and looked toward the door.

The ninja returned almost immediately; he probably paused before 
entering the room to make sure he wasn't going to be ambushed. When he 
saw Sakura standing there, hands on her hips, staring at him 
expectantly, a muffled laugh escaped from behind his mask. "How are you 
feeling?" he asked, at the same time appraising her, likely trying to 
gauge her mental state from her body language. He seemed amused by what 
he saw.

"Aside from being mentally scarred for life, I feel fine," Sakura 
replied, her irate, defiant mood from earlier not completely evaporated 
yet. Also, upon reflection, she really did feel remarkably healthy; none 
of the wounds she'd sustained in the genjutsu remained, not even the 
sucker marks, and the lingering pain from her mis-executed technique had 
long since faded. Still... while he was asking: "Actually, I tried to 
perform a counter-genjutsu technique and I think I did it wrong. It hurt 
a _lot_, like my chakra was on fire, but for only a moment."

"Hmm..." Peering more closely at her, the ANBU formed a few seals that 
Sakura though she actually recognized, and then stared hard at her. 
"Well, your chakra flow seems to be regular, if a bit weak, but I would 
guess that's from overexertion."

*He could tell all that just from performing a technique and looking at 
me?* Then she remembered where she'd seen those seals before. *Byakugan! 
He must be a Hyuuga behind that mask!* It wasn't surprising that the 
village's self-proclaimed 'strongest bloodline' would have a few members 
in ANBU, but it was a definite stroke of luck for her. It eased her mind 
a bit to know that she hadn't caused any _obvious_ damage with that 
crazy gamble, but also made her even more curious about what she'd done 
to herself.

That wasn't something she could ask now, though, without knowing the 
current disposition of her erstwhile counterpart. *Freedom first, 
answers later.* Nodding to herself, Sakura gave the ninja a questioning 
look, as if she didn't know how he'd examined her. "Well... that's a 
relief, I guess. Do I get to go now?"

"...nice to see you're not taking this badly," her guard replied drolly, 
though he didn't step out of the doorway. "Do you understand what you 
did wrong?"

"I pissed off Mitarashi Anko?" Sakura replied in an equally droll voice, 
peering at him through lidded eyes. "Or, perhaps I was acting 
'suspiciously,' during a very tense time for our village's security 
forces?"

The masked man just shook his head and turned around. "You're a sharp 
one, kid, but don't let it go to your head; people are strung so tight 
right now, you might just lose it." With that he began walking away. 
Taking this as her cue, Sakura scooped up the remaining items on the 
table and followed. *Huh... so are we just going to 'forget' this little 
incident, then?*

They weren't very deep in the building as it turned out, and just a few 
minutes of walking brought them to a rather spare reception area with a 
few old, overstuffed chairs and an unmasked chuunin lounging behind a 
heavy-looking dark wood desk. The Jounin leading her motioned for Sakura 
to wait, so she took a seat on the armrest of one of the chairs while he 
went up to the desk and began filling out some forms.

He brought a clipboard over to her a moment later, and the pink-haired 
kunoichi found herself scanning through a pile of non-disclosure and 
release of liability agreements that she was apparently supposed to 
sign, in triplicate. *I suppose mistakenly torturing your own village's 
citizens isn't something they take lightly in ANBU. Hmm... I wonder if I 
could sue...*

The thought of dragging Anko before a tribunal of the Village elders was 
definitely enticing, but then Sakura remembered that she was probably 
committing assault and coercion through genjutsu upon a Chuunin Exam 
Examiner even as she sat there. *Ugh... there's no way this is going to 
end well unless I can somehow convince her to forgive me. I gotta find 
her!* After committing the forms to memory, just in case she needed to 
know the specific language of her release later, Sakura signed on the 
dotted line and looked up, searching for her warden, but he was nowhere 
in sight.

The pink-haired girl then flinched violently as a something landed on 
the top of her head. Looking over her shoulder, she saw the ANBU guard 
removing his hand, leaving something behind as he reached with the other 
for the clipboard she was holding. Sakura surrendered it without 
struggle, reaching up to remove the object he'd dropped on her; it was a 
clay mask, not unlike the one he was wearing himself.

"Replacement," he explained as he leafed through the forms, motioning 
with the clipboard toward the broken mask sitting atop the jumpsuit 
she'd set on the chair.

"Ah- ...thanks." Examining the mask more closely, Sakura noted that it 
was rather different from the one she'd had before. Firstly, it seemed 
to be a genuine _hunter nin_ mask, white with red accents and complete 
with the Konoha leaf upon the forehead to indicate the village she 
hailed from. It was also a different shape from the bird mask Anko had 
broken. It was a fox mask instead, with abstract curves indicating a 
snout and ears, and sharply tilted eye slits. Screwing her face up in 
confusion, Sakura peered questioningly at the Jounin.

"Well," he began with a sheepish shrug, "If you're going to go around 
wearing a mask, I figure a little warning might be in order, just so we 
know what to expect in case we have to pick you up again."

*I AM NOT A TROUBLEMAKER, DAMMIT!* Sakura could _tell_ the man was 
grinning like an idiot behind that monkey-mask he was wearing. Gods- she 
could just see this spreading around the village like wildfire. She'd 
have a rep as bad as Naruto's before she knew it. But it wouldn't do to 
fan the flames anymore than she already had. Putting on a nervous smile, 
she fingered the mask in her hands absently. "I don't think you need to 
worry about that. I know better now."

The famous all-piercing eyes of the Hyuuga had apparently missed her 
moment of indignation. "Heh... just try not to get caught by Anko-sama 
next time," he teased lightly. Flipping through the pages one last time, 
he nodded and lowered the clipboard. "Everything seems to be in order 
here. You're free to go." Reaching under his arm, he handed her the 
straw raincoat she'd been wearing earlier.

Perching the mask on the top of her head so she wouldn't forget it- it 
may have been a joke at her expense, but it was still kinda cool -Sakura 
accepted the raincoat with another tired, "Thanks." Since she couldn't 
hear any rain outside, she used the roughly braided straw to wrap the 
jumpsuit and the remains of her old mask, carrying the bundle under her 
arm.

As she turned to go, Sakura started to wave over her shoulder at the 
unexpectedly reasonable ninja, then smirked at the grinning monkey 
depicted on his mask and pulled the fox mask down to cover her own face. 
"Give Mitarashi-san my regards?"

Both the ANBU and the chuunin behind the desk had to laugh at this. 
"Heh, sure thing..."

As she walked out onto the stone landing that kept what remained of the 
'street' from flowing into the building, Sakura noticed a familiar, 
slouch-shouldered form standing a little ways away. The slick-haired 
young man looked up when she emerged, and an skeptical frown spread 
across his face. "Haruno, is that you?"

"Shikamaru, what are you doing here?" Flipping the mask back onto the 
top of her head, Sakura peered at the boy inquisitively.

The Nara Clan heir simply shrugged, quickly getting over the absurdity 
of Haruno Sakura coming out of an ANBU haunt wearing a hunter nin mask. 
"Ino asked me to help her find out where you were, to see if you were 
okay."

*That was awfully thoughtful of her.* She and Ino hadn't parted company 
on very pleasant terms that morning. Still, Sakura's harrowing chase 
through the streets and eventual capture and abduction by Mitarashi Anko 
fell comfortably outside of the demilitarized zone in their friendship 
surrounding the disputed state of 'Sasuke.' She'd likely have done the 
same, had their situations been reversed.

*But Ino-pig would probably have gotten caught in front of the butcher 
shop,* she mused with a grin, which widened in response to the put-upon 
look on Shikamaru's face. "Well, you've found me," she declared, "and I 
think I'm okay, all things considered. How did you know to look here?" 
She gestured to the nondescript building behind them. Like most 
facilities reserved for the more sensitive aspects of the ninja trade, 
it was unmarked.

The shorter boy grimaced, as if it wasn't worth the breath to explain, 
though he did anyway under her expectant stare. "Nothing weird. I saw 
the second examiner and another woman go into a restaurant, so I just 
followed their trail back and ended up here."

"Oh?" A glance at the road, which in this part of town was little more 
than a wide strip of mud, churned by the rain and thousands of walking 
feet, caused Sakura's thin pink brows to rise on her pleasantly wide 
forehead. *What the hell kind of trail could he have possibly followed 
through _that_? This isn't Kiba and Akamaru we're talking about here.* 
The image of lazy, cantankerous Shikamaru, snorting along with his face 
buried in the mud, made Sakura chuckle in amusement.

Her expression quickly sobered, however, as her thoughts turned to the 
other 'Sakura' that was probably still wandering around in Anko's body, 
getting into who knows what kinds of trouble. This wasn't over yet, not 
by a long shot, but at least Shikamaru's method of finding her was a 
lucky coincidence. "Do you remember what restaurant they went to?" she 
questioned.

She must not have hidden her urgency very well, for the boy's expression 
immediately soured. If everything Ino said about him was true, Shikamaru 
could smell a hassle a mile away, so she was quick to reassure him, "I'd 
just like to know where it is, so I can avoid it on my way home."

He didn't seem entirely placated, but Shikamaru apparently decided that 
it was too much trouble to find out what she was really up to. "It was 
that new Wave Country seafood restaurant near the Paradise bathhouse," 
he supplied tersely. "'Dolphin Tail' is the name."

"Thanks Shikamaru," Sakura sang a bit too cheerily. "I think I'm gonna 
go home now, so my parents know I'm alright."

Shikamaru's eyes widened. "...wait, don't-"

Cutting him off, Sakura sketched a quick bow and turned to go. "Thank 
Ino for me, will you?" she called over her shoulder.

"If you'll wait ju-"

But the pink-haired kunoichi was already leaping away, reflexively 
pulling the mask down over her face as she touched down on a nearby 
rooftop and sped off in the direction of the hot springs area, where 
most of the better village bathhouses were. *Oh yeah, that was _real_ 
smooth, Sakura. He doesn't suspect a thing...* She didn't have time for 
subtlety, though.

At least she didn't think she had to worry about Shikamaru too much. His 
preternatural laziness meant he tended to mind his own business, unlike 
some busybodies she knew, who seemed to take no greater pleasure than in 
chasing after other people's troubles. *Like I haven't given her 
_enough_ to think about already...*



"...So, did you find out if she's in there yet, or is this a red 
herring?"

Lowering his eyes from the rooftops across the street, Shikamaru's frown 
deepened as his bossy teammate came walking up, chewing on a crepe that 
she'd bought from one of the multitudinous street-side vendors that had 
come out of the woodwork since the Chuunin Exam had started. "...you 
just missed her," he muttered, stuffing his hands in his pockets.

Ino bristled. "What- you let her leave?! Why didn't you tell her to 
wait?" His customary 'it was too much trouble' shrug predictably caused 
the blonde to shift into High Annoyance Mode. "That crazy forehead girl 
_will_ apologize to my face for ruining my morning!" she ranted, looking 
a bit more irritated and less worried than she had earlier. "Which way 
did she go?"

"..."



Finding the restaurant was relatively easy, even though she'd never 
eaten there before. Her family wasn't _poor_, but her mom was first 
generation city-folk. All of her mother's brothers were farmers, so the 
food was always home-cooked in the Haruno household. She only ever got 
to eat out when she was with her team.

This was why, when she caught sight of Yuuhi Kurenai and Mitarashi Anko 
sitting in the window, talking animatedly over a table full of 
half-demolished plates of gorgeous, fancy, foreign food, Sakura took a 
moment to seethe in envy. *Well _she_ certainly looks like she's 
enjoying herself.*

Of course this probably was furthest from the case, she told herself, 
but it was still quite shocking to see the two jounin chatting like old 
friends, as if nothing at all was amiss. Had the jutsu ended? Was 
Mitarashi Anko back- and if so, what had happened to the other 'her?' 
She was suddenly glad for the mask, and what little anonymity it offered 
her, given that she was one of only two people she'd ever met with hair 
the color of cherry blossoms, the other being her grandmother.

Still, her hair probably wasn't enough of a giveaway that the real 
Mitarashi Anko to abandon a meal to chase her down, but it might be 
enough for her double, since the other Sakura would be expecting her. It 
was another gamble, far too many in one day for a girl who liked to know 
all of the cards in play before she made her move, but her luck had held 
_this_ far... Clutching the straw-wrapped bundle behind her back, Sakura 
took a deep breath and walked into 'Anko's' line of sight, leaning 
against a lamp post and watching for any change in the woman's demeanor.



"-You're kidding me! The little shit actually put his head in your 
_lap_?" Sakura gaped in disbelief. "What did you-" A flash of pink 
outside and across the street drew her eye. *...FINALLY! #)&!* Glancing 
back to her companion, the brunette's gaze swept down until it fell upon 
a small black box clipped to the waist of her short skirt. "-Ah! Sorry, 
Yuuhi, pager's buzzin'. I gotta go take this." Excusing herself, she 
pulled out her chair and began walking to the rear of the restaurant.

Strolling past the pay-phones by the bathroom, which were thankfully out 
of sight from the table they'd taken, Sakura proceeded to the emergency 
exit. Deftly defusing the alarms on the door with a few quick, 
well-placed needle pokes, she checked to make sure no one was watching, 
then pushed open the door and hurried outside, shutting it behind her.
It was only a few moments later that the pink-haired girl appeared, 
ducking out from behind a dumpster that partially blocked one end of the 
alley behind the restaurant. She didn't take off the mask, but Sakura 
had seen her own body often enough for there to be no doubt about who it 
was.

"It's about (#&!(%in' time!" she hissed, rushing forward when the other 
Sakura didn't approach. "Get me the hell outta here!"

Though she'd initially looked ready to bolt, her counterpart now seemed 
satisfied of her identity. "You want to just leave?" the shorter girl 
questioned, sounding dissatisfied with this suggestion. "What about 
Kurenai-sensei? You have to tell her _something_ or she'll get 
suspicious."

"That ain't what I #!(%in' mean!" Sakura could feel tears whipping down 
the sides of her face as she shook her head frantically, but she didn't 
care. "I mean out of _here_!" She slapped a palm against Anko's chest 
for emphasis. "I think I'm losin' my )(&$in' mind!"

"Is it really that bad? I'm actually kind of amazed that you've managed 
to last this long-"

Seeing that she wasn't getting point across, Sakura growled, screwing 
Anko's face into a scowl of frustration. "I mean that literally! I mean 
I'm losin' _me_! I also thought it was too #)(&$in' good ta be true, how 
easy it was ta 'pretend' ta be Anko an' fool 'er, and it _is_. She's 
leakin' out!"

At this, the other Sakura _did_ take a step back, eyeing her 
distrustfully. "Then it's like I thought after all?"

"Yes- no- I dunno! This ain't the #%()in' _time_!" By now, the brunette 
was barely keeping her voice under control. *Why can't she see 
how )#(!%in' bad this is?!* "You've gotta get me outta here! I don't 
wanna turn inta Anko!" she pleaded, staring directly into the mask's 
eyes, trying to force the other girl to understand.

Now the other Sakura finally seemed to get it, but the pink-haired 
girl's body language was uncertain. "I'm not even sure if that's 
possible..." she protested distraughtly, taking on a thoughtful pose. 
"How long do you think you have left, before...?"

"Not ()&$in' long! I'm forgettin' all I ever knew about _me_, but I 
think I know more about Mitarashi now than anyone deserves ta, and 
it's )(&$in' scarin' the shit outta me! Did'ja know she actually _cares_ 
how many )&#$in' dango were left in the tray she was eatin' when we 
knocked 'er over!" Throwing her hands up, Sakura ground her teeth in 
frustration. "I'm gettin' pissed off just thinkin' about it- AAAARGH! 
Help me!"

"But I don't know how!"

"Do the technique again!"

The other Sakura tensed up, but seemed to consider it. "We don't know 
that that would work- It'd probably just make things worse..."

"Well (&)$! There's gotta be somethin' we can do!" Crumbling to her 
knees, Sakura punched the ground angrily. She'd be damned before she 
gave up, but her double's relative calm, which should have been 
reassuring, was instead beginning to try her patience. She couldn't help 
but feel like she was being abandoned.

*&)#($ that! I won't be left behind again!* Looking up with blazing 
eyes, she frantically tried to think of something- _anything_ that might 
enable her to get out Mitarashi Anko's accursed body. "...Take off your 
mask," she commanded, her voice quiet and grave.

"What?" the other Sakura wondered, shifting warily.

"Take off the #(&$in' mask!" not waiting for a response this time, 
Sakura surged forward with all the inhuman speed that Anko's body could 
muster, wrenching the mask up to reveal a pair of shocked emerald eyes, 
but that wasn't what she was after.

Looking lower, she finally found a pair of smooth lips, parted slightly 
in a gasp of surprise. *Here goes nothin'!* Putting her other hand on 
the shorter girl's cheek to steady her, Sakura whispered a hasty prayer 
to her ancestors and dove in, trying with all her might to pour her very 
soul into the stunned kunoichi in her arms.



At first, Sakura was too shocked to know what to feel. She couldn't even 
begin to understand the battle for identity that her double was waging 
in Anko's body, but the fear was becoming infectious. Trying to keep her 
cool and figure out what to do had distracted her so much that she 
hadn't noticed the other woman's change in demeanor until it was too 
late. Then, before she could even panic, she was caught in the deepest, 
most terrified and passionate kiss that she could imagine, the kind of 
kiss that makes you forget where you are and what you were doing the 
moment before.

She'd just recovered enough to wonder distantly at the soft warmth of 
Anko's lips on hers, when the lingering dregs of fear were suddenly 
drowned in a flood of feeling. There wasn't any pain this time, just an 
electric jolt of connection followed by a wild stream of thoughts, 
images, and emotions, all flowing together like an entire lifetime 
compressed into a single second. Fighting to keep her head above water, 
Sakura's first gasp of air was filled by an overwhelming sense of 
relief.

She didn't even understand _why_ she was relieved until the swirling 
miasma of memory settled enough for her to pick out individual moments. 
The confusion of waking up and seeing herself spit out a mouthful of 
bloody saliva; anger, as the pink-haired girl who might have been Anko 
accused _her_ of being Anko; distress, as the way she talked was brought 
up; triumph, as she walked out of the ANBU interrogation facility with 
Kurenai; terror, as she realized she was losing herself; then finally 
came relief, as she realized that she'd _done_ it! She was in her own 
body again!

Except she'd also been in her own body the entire time, and the new 
memories were having a hard time finding a place among the ones she 
already had. Head still swimming, Sakura stumbled backwards out of 
Anko's limp arms, her mask tumbling back into place.

Instinct took hold where reason failed, and she realized that the 
Jounin's eyes, pointed straight at her, were glazed, but beginning to 
focus again. Speed and stealth were her allies as both ninja and prey, 
and without even thinking she embraced both, vanishing from sight as she 
rocketed toward the sky on legs propelled by frantic might.



"And here I thought you were trying to skip out on the bill..."

"Huh?" Blinking, the short-haired brunette straightened and turned 
around to see Yuuhi Kurenai standing in the restaurant's back door. Her 
friend of several years was only partially successful in hiding the 
shocked look on her face, covering it half-heartedly with a mysterious 
smile.

"...Bill?" Anko wondered aloud, still trying to figure out what had just 
happened.

"Here, Miss," came another voice, as a young, red-faced waiter shoved a 
small plastic tray into her hands before quickly ducking back inside.

Eyes automatically drifting down to the object in her hands, Anko stared 
at it uncomprehendingly for a few seconds, then realization dawned. 
"AAAAAH? YUUUHIII! I can't afford this!" she screeched, holding the 
tablet at arm's length, like the numbers might get smaller if they were 
farther away.

"...fine, If that's the way you're going to be, then I won't ask," 
Kurenai muttered with a disappointed sniff. Instantly, the iron of 
command stiffened her back and hardened her voice. "But you _will_ pay 
for lunch!"

"But Yuuhiii, I'll starve!" Anko protested, hurrying after the other 
woman as she disappeared back inside.

"Hmph, a bit less dango and sweets every day would be good for you..."

"That's not fair!"



"..."

"..."

"Shikamaru," Ino prompted, gross disbelief making her voice faint and 
airy, "after Mitarashi-san kissed her, how did Sakura look to you?"

Silent as a stone, the slick-haired boy just turned away, feigning 
disinterest, and she instantly knew that she'd get nothing from him. 
She'd seen it clearly enough herself not to need any confirmation, but 
someone saying it aloud somehow seemed necessary for it to really be 
_real_.

"She looked... relieved, to me- happy, almost," the blonde girl finally 
declared, shaking her head. *Who would have thought that- that 
_Sakura_... no _wonder_ she hasn't made any progress with Sasuke...*

"I'm going home," Shikamaru declared suddenly, startling her. He didn't 
even wait for a response before starting to walk away.

"A- aaaah... thanks for your help." She managed a jerky nod at his 
retreating back, but Ino was already falling back into her own thoughts. 
*Dammit, I knew we should have gotten closer- at least then we could 
have heard what they said! What the heck is going on here!*

Frowning, Ino bit her lower lip and began walking, not really caring 
where her legs took her. "What's going on with you, Sakura...?"




S  U  I  R  E  N



To be continued... 


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