At 01:31 PM 6/15/2006, Juho Saarikko wrote:

Eva Lemon!

... That was entirely nonsensical and yet surprisingly disturbing.  Bravo!

And next to work on my fic "Pollen", the epic tragic story of forbidden
incestual love between Tsunami the tree and Funaho the tree, with
botanically correct lemon scenes - prudes and allergics beware ;).

Oh, dear.  And speaking of odd Tenchi lemon situations, that just 
reminded me of a snippet (not sure it's even enough to be deemed a 
proper spamfic) that's been sitting around on my HD for years:


Hmmm... Tsunami's primary incarnation _is_ a tree...  That might give
her an... unusual outlook on life, to say the least.  She could come up
with some decidedly odd notions based on her previous existence as a
result of this, especially for situations that may not have come up
during her "human" incarnation.

Take, for example, the mating habits of most plants... >:-)

= = = = = = = = = =

[Just after Tenchi's wedding.  The merged Tsunami/Sasami "won".]

Tenchi:  I'm not sure that Ryoko really understands that we're married
now, Sasami.

Sasami:  Hmmm...?  I had a long talk with her earlier today, and
carefully explained everything.  She seemed to take it well.

Tenchi:  Ummm...  Are you sure you got through?  What did you tell her?

Sasami:  Yes, I'm sure.  She knows that she is still welcome as part of
our family, but that she just has to take on a different role now and
modify her actions appropriately.  I was very thorough, and explained
_exactly_ what was expected of her.  I _know_ she understood, and she
seemed satisfied with that, even if she didn't feel up to attending the
ceremony.

Tenchi:  Uh...  I still don't--

Sasami:  I'm _positive_ she'll follow my advice.  What's the problem?

Tenchi:  I-- I just looked into our honeymoon suite.

Sasami:  And...?

Tenchi:  Ryoko's in there.  And she's grinning like a madwoman!

Sasami:  Oh, good.

Tenchi:  Good?!?

Sasami:  Is she wearing the bee costume yet?




-- blaidd
This email tastes strange.  Did you use real butter?


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