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"Come here Disclaimer!"

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Disclaimer : The crossover series Xander dresses as does not belong to
me but to Other people.



Yggdrasil

by

Cute Neko Hibiki



Prologue



   Xander was about to leave the costume store when he got the idea for the 
perfect type costume.

   "Hey, how much for this?" asked Xander.

   "That'll be two dollars." said Ethan.

   "Cool!" exclaimed Xander, then paid the man.

*****

   Xander stood outside 1630 Revello Drive, waiting for the girls to answer
 the doorbell.

   "Xander, come in."

   Buffy stared at Xander and looked. "What the hell are you wearing?!"

   Xander looked at his costume and said "I think it looks very good and
it's an original character."

   "Oh." said Buffy, trying not to laugh now but failing at it.

   "It's not that bad really." said Xander.

   "No, I suppose it's not." said Buffy.

   "How do you like my costume my good sir?" Buffy asked while curtsying.

   "Buffy! Lady of Buffdom, Duchess of Buffonia, I am in awe!"

   Xander bowed down in front of her. "I have come to pledge my eternal
allegiance."

   Buffy stared at Xander and looked. "Why thank you, kind sir. But wait
till you see... "

   They turned to look up the stairs at Willow. She had put on a ghost
sheet with 'BOO!' on the front in large bold letters.

   "...Willow the friendly ghost."

   Xander smiled and looked at his oldest friend. "Hey, Will! That's a fine
boo you got there."

*****

   The three walked towards Sunnydale High School. Willow and Buffy were
walking ahead talking to each other.

   Xander tried to include himself in the conversation. "So, what's on the
agenda for the womanly inclined?"

   Buffy spun around with a sly grin. "The womanly inclined are talking of
womanly things of which men have no business my good sir."

   Xander flinched in mock pain. "Girl talk, got it."

   Willow smiled. "You're darn tootin! Seeing, as we are women and all."

   Xander decided to fall behind a couple more steps, as to keep out of the
conversation for his own sanity.

   Willow watched as he slowly got out of hearing range.

   "So, do you think Angel will like your costume?"

   Buffy smiled sweetly. "I hope so. I mean this is what he was into wasn't
it? He'll like it wont he?"

   "Oh, I'm sure he will. No man can resist Regular Buffy, or, or Lady
Buffy."

*****

   Xander looked over at the general gathering in front of the school. It
was crowded. Lots of people were there.

   Larry came by dressed as a pirate and interrupted his musings.

   "What are you dressed as Harris, lame ass. Hahahahahahaha."

   "Larry, you realize that you are dressed like a pirate and that you are
being very talkative about men's asses?"

   Larry raised a fist then. He acted like he was going to hit him.

   Xander flinched. Larry laughed in Xander's face and then left.

*****

   Snyder turned and pointed to a group of children idly playing in the
front lawn. "This is your group, Summers. You will be paired up with
Levinson. No need to speak to them. The last thing they need is your
influence. Just bring them back in one piece and I won't expel you. Come
with me Rosenburg."

   Buffy knelt down to the kids. "Hi."

   Snyder abruptly turned around. "Ah, ah!"

*****

   Xander stood at the front of his group.

   "Ok kids, line up single file, and let me tell you a couple of things
about this trick-or-treat business.

   Now on sleazing extra candy: tears are key. Tears will normally get you
the double-bagger. You can also try the old 'you missed me' routine, but
it's risky. Only go there for chocolate. Understood?"

   A chorus of "Yes." Came from the group.

*****

   Willow watched her charges walk up to the door. A kid with a green
monster mask was first in line.

   An elderly lady opened the door.

   "TRICK OR TREAT."

   The lady looked into her empty candy bucket. "Oh, dear! Am I all out?"

   The wind started to pick up for a split second. Grey clouds blocked the
full moon. As soon as the wind died down, she looked back. "I could've
sworn I had more candy."

   The creature in the green mask tilted his head.

   "I'm sorry mister monster," the woman bent down to eye level. "Maybe
I..."

   The green creature grabbed hold of the lady by the neck and began to
choke her. Some of the other children screamed and run away.

   Willow saw what was happening. "No! Let her go!"

   She started to run up to the house when an identical red monster
appeared. The green one let go of the lady, and then started to fight his
red cousin. Willow ran up to them, when all of the sudden...

   *GASP*

   Willow fell to her knees, gasping for air.

*****

   Willow awoke on the front porch of Mrs. Sander's house. She felt a
little cold and looked down at her body. She was clothed in the leather
outfit she had changed into. 'What?'

   She stood up to take in her surroundings. Everything was in total chaos.
Monsters were looting. Demons were rampaging.

   'Uh.'

   She ran off the porch not noticing her body lying still.

   Across the street, a male figure strained to stand up right.

   She ran up to it and somehow knew it was her old friend. "Xander?" "Is
that you?"

   The man that was once Xander looked up at her and said "My name is not 
Xander. My name is Alexander. Alexander God of Loyalty. First class. 
Unlimited. Now would you tell me why I am here. The last thing I remember is 
attending the wedding of my very good friend Belldandy to her mortal 
boyfriend Keiichi."



To Be Continued...



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