Okay, I haven�t done C&C in a very long time, so I guess it�s good to start 
with something small and, most importantly, something Ranma � related.

Hey, it�s the only Anime series I truly love with undying passion.  So �90s 
of me, right? ^_^

From: "Cute Neko Hibiki" <wbanks@jam.rr.com>
To: "FFML" <ffml@anifics.com>
Subject: [FFML] Akane's New Weapon
Date: Sat, 18 Feb 2006 14:45:14 -0600



Disclaimer : I don't own them, don't sue me.

We don�t own them either. I�d be a silly bit of fun trying to sue you for 
characters we don�t own. ^_^

Akane's New Weapon

by

Cute Neko Hibiki

The title is what caught me -- don�t disappoint now!

And by the way, I love the screen name, too. Very cute and very 
Ryoga-related,
so I approve.

    Ranma was running for his life. He'd got Akane angry. Nothing new 
there.
But he had complained how Akane kept using the mallet, so she upgraded
weapons.

    "RANMA! GET BACK HERE SO I CAN POUND YOU!" Akane yelled chasing after
Ranma with her new weapon.

    "LIKE NO WAY! YOU UNCUTE NUT! THAT WOULD HURT, YOU NUT TYPE PERSON!"
yelled Ranma.

Sweet butt crust on a cracker!  You turned Ranma into a valley chick! But 
hey, at least
you captured the essence of Ranma and Akane's relationship -- violence bred 
from
poorly placed words.

    Akane just gave a yell of rage and kept chasing Ranma with her new
weapon, electricity crinkling around it.

    Akane really, really, really liked her new weapon.

    She has found it the other day in a crater.

What could it be? A disused stun gun?  An electric rod, as used by the
Ganados of Resident Evil 4? Maybe an electrically charged super-saber?
Who knows, but I like the direction you're going (then again, any time
Ranma is being chased down by Akane in the street, I'm a happy sort
of guy.)

***

    "Hey Urd? Have you seen my hammer anywhere? I can't figure out where I
put it at?" asked a tall, muscled, big man.

    "Nope Thor. Sorry. I haven't seen Mjolnir in weeks now." said Urd.

The End

A.N. Yep... Akane found Thor's hammer now. Hehehehehehe.

As far as punch lines go, I think I dig it. It isn't the first time I've 
seen/heard
of Akane getting her hands on that legendary instrument of the gods, but
I don�t really mind. I don�t think I�ve ever read a spam fic that actually 
went
with it.

Cute little story. ^_^

-J. �formally the Man With the Machine Gun� Thomas Jeans

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