Chapter Two: Hitting the Fan


Finally, night had come.

The figure nodded to himself as he watched the Tendo house.  Soon, it would 
be time.

He watched as the evening shadows grew longer and finally, that damnable 
Chinese meddler and the defiler went back inside and hid themselves from 
sight.

Time passed, and finally, his quarry appeared in the window.  He moved 
forward, hands slipping into the folds of his robe...

Then, a loose roof tile gave way, and he found himself sliding.  He 
desperately sought purchase, but there was no time before he was catapulted 
off the roof, and into a telephone pole.  His glasses flew away into the 
night as he slowly slid down the pole with a groan, finally collapsing into 
blissful unconsciousness at its foot.

>From the window of Akane�s room, China looked towards the noise, but on 
seeing nothing, returned to reading her textbook, trying to puzzle out the 
Japanese kanji as she read her homework assignment by moonlight.


* * * * *

Ukyo unlocked the door of the restaurant and sighed.  She locked the door 
back behind her and tossed the keys to one of the dining tables, not even 
bothering to turn on the lights.  Grabbing a drink from the soda machine, 
she wandered up the stairs to her living quarters and tossed her spatula on 
the couch.  Putting the soda down, she wandered to the bathroom, shedding 
clothes as she went to stand in front of the mirror naked.

She drew the tie out of her hair and tossed it on the sink, letting her hair 
cascade down and fall about her shoulders.  She reached out a hand, the cold 
touch of the glass reassuring her it was truly a mirror and not a portal to 
some world of dreams... that she really was a woman.

Gods, how could Ranma stand shifting back and forth like that?  It was bad 
enough pretending to be a guy, and she was pretty tomboyish in many ways.  
But she never forgot who she really was, never forgot she was a girl.

But sometimes, it could be really hard.

She stared at herself for a long time, reminding herself she was a girl, 
imprinting the mute evidence of her femininity on her brain as she 
contemplated the shambles Ranma had made of her life today.

And that strange girl, Zhu Shu.

She closed her eyes, and knew that Zhu Shu had fallen asleep crying, knew 
she was in despair, and it only reinforced her own black mood.  She was a 
girl, dammit!  She was supposed to grow up and marry and have kids and...

And she never would... Ranma had seen to that.  She either married a girl, 
or had nothing to look forward too but living in the restaurant, eeking out 
a living making okonomiyaki, denied the fortune that was rightfully hers.  
And she had to get used to the idea that without Ranma, she was stuck 
playing a guy... forever.  Officially, her dad�s money had already made her 
a man in the eyes of the law.  Her licenses were all to Ukyo Kuonji, male.  
She could dance around naked in front of the courthouse, and it would make 
no difference.  She was legally male, and her father�s will ensured she 
would have to stay that way.  No lawyer she�d talked to had seen any outs.  
She either married Ranma and returned to being a woman, or she didn�t, and 
continued playing at being a man.

She looked at herself again, noting the curves of her fine breasts, the 
tangle of dark curls between her legs, and contemplated her future, turning 
from the mirror finally to slump to the floor, tears falling from her eyes.  
So many dreams made dust.

She tried to visualize, as she had so many times before, the feel of Ranma�s 
hands on her skin, the gentle pleasures of his touch, but she couldn�t.  
Instead, the visions shifted to a pair of gentle hands adorned with long 
painted nails, and a pair of emerald green eyes looking at her, shining with 
an emotion so intense she had no name for it.

Why wouldn�t the dragon girl get out of her mind?  What witchery had she 
cast on her in that long moment when their eyes first met?

She had been so angry, so furious at Ranma and those other fianc�es, so 
bitter that he had refused to acknowledge her claims...  Then her eyes had 
met the Chinese girl�s...

And time had stopped.

For that long instant, she had forgotten her anger, forgotten her revenge, 
forgotten everything at all, seeing something she still had no words to 
explain.  Like images overlaying one another, she had seen Zhu Shu as she 
had looked after she had reverted to her uncursed form, and contained within 
her was the form of a dragon so vast her mind refused to acknowledge it�s 
immensity, staring at her through those golden eyes.  And in the dragon�s 
upturned claw, she had seen...

Herself.

But it had been the self she had always dreamed of being, the Ukyo who could 
wear dresses, and pretty jewelry and makeup, the Ukyo she had always felt 
Ranma had taken from her...

And she had somehow known that she was looking at herself through the mirror 
of Zhu Shu�s eyes.  That this was the Ukyo Zhu Shu had seen when she looked 
at her.  Past the boy�s clothes, and the bandages, Zhu Shu had seen her as a 
woman... a beautiful woman.

And from that image of herself, strands of light had interwoven throughout 
the vision of Zhu Shu, and she had known as well that the girl was as much a 
part of her as her own femininity.  She had known the very instant their 
eyes met that Zhu Shu�s life would be entwined with hers...

Forever.

And some part of herself, some secret place in her heart had finally felt 
complete.  She had felt a link form in those few seconds, knew that the 
Chinese girl had a key to a part of her that she had refused to admit 
existed.

And, unable to deal with the fact that she found Zhu Shu almost 
irresistible, she had rejected it, she had turned and walked away.  More 
than Akane and Shan Pu, more than the abortive fight with Ranma, she had 
been walking away from Zhu Shu.

And she hadn�t escaped.

She sighed.  All her life, she had concentrated on Ranma, dreamed about 
Ranma, fantasized about Ranma... and now... at the lowest point she had ever 
been in her life... it had been Zhu Shu who had reached out to her, who had 
lifted her from the depths of despair and given her back the life she had 
been ready to throw away.

She hated it, hated her, hated how she felt about the strange girl with the 
bottomless emerald eyes.

SHE LIKED BOYS!!!!

She laughed, recalling how many girls she�d chased off over the years, but 
it came out sounding like a sob.

The funny thing was that she couldn�t recall a single boy she had ever liked 
enough to consider besides Ranma.  Even the few boys who had seen past her 
masquerade and sought her attentions hadn�t caught her eye, and not all of 
them had been as obsessive as the latest.

And much as she wanted to hate Ranma for putting her in this mess, she 
couldn�t.  It really wasn�t his fault that she�d been forced to live a lie.  
It had all been her father and Genma.

She held her head in her hands wishing the world would make sense for once, 
that it would somehow finally let her find real happiness, instead of 
throwing her this endless stream of practical jokes.

She rubbed her temples, trying to figure out what to do.  Zhu Shu should be 
easy.  If she just treated her like a friend, and told her that she wasn�t 
interested, she should eventually give up.  It had worked every other time a 
girl had chased her, so there was no reason it wouldn�t work with the 
Chinese girl, however strange Zhu Shu made her feel.

It had to work.  Somehow, she just had to overcome the butterflies in her 
stomach that occurred whenever Zhu Shu was near, had to ignore the presence 
of the girl within her mind.  She was a girl... regardless of her father�s 
legal manipulations.  Somehow... she would find a way...

And Ranma?

She sighed heavily.  She wanted to be mad at him so badly, but she just 
couldn�t justify it even to herself.  He was a victim of circumstance.  Much 
as she wanted to deny the fact and take him for herself, it had become 
obvious that he took his current fianc�es seriously... and that she had been 
wrong to think he was a two-timer.

And the two girls had made it quite plain that they were perfectly happy 
with the arrangement.  She�d seen absolutely no sign that she could play one 
against the other.  They were BOTH Ranma�s fianc�e�s, and that was that.

Damn her father for being so eager to marry her off!  She�d known he wanted 
a boy, had dressed her as a boy, and even raised her mostly as a boy, but 
the first chance he had had to get rid of her, he�d jumped without even 
looking.  That had been the root of her misery ever since.  Her father 
refused to accept that he�d been a fool, and blamed her.  She had to have 
been at fault.  It was bad enough she had had to endure the teasing of the 
girls in her neighborhood, but he had sworn she would never be a woman until 
she had fulfilled the oath he had sworn that she would marry Ranma.  He had 
burned her dresses and ribbons, eliminated every sign she was a girl at all 
from his life.  She had been enrolled in one boy�s school after another, had 
her life twisted by her fathers obsession until she had become consumed by 
it herself...

And it was all for naught.  There were no angles, no trump cards she could 
play.  Nodoka�s words had made that very clear.  Ranma was not, and never 
had been, her fianc�.  Her entire life had been shaped by a fantasy.

So what now?  She had been friends with Ranma for barely six months when 
they were both children, and spent ten years hunting him.  It was clear he 
still thought of her as an old friend, and had been hurt by her anger.  It 
was just as clear that he ONLY though of her as an old friend.  Her quest 
was at an end... permanently.

It would be easier to close down the restaurant before it ever even had its 
grand opening and move somewhere else far away from her shattered dreams...

But that little piece of her heart she didn�t want to hear from told her 
that her place was here... that she was needed... and that she couldn�t run 
away from the past...

Or the future.

She finally stood up, giving herself a last look in the mirror before going 
and grabbing her soda.  She finished it while rushing through her homework 
and finally crawled into bed, where a pair of emerald green eyes haunted her 
dreams...

* * * * *

Rei tossed and turned, finally giving up and opening her eyes to stare at 
the ceiling.

She didn�t regret seducing Zhu Shu.  If anything, wonderful as the 
experience was, and as eager as she was to play with Zhu Shu again, she�d 
felt strangely unfulfilled, like something was missing.  It had been 
enormous fun, and she had finally answered several questions in her mind, 
particularly in regards to her own personal tastes, but she�d found herself 
wishing towards the end that Zhu Shu had...

Well, she wasn�t going to sleep with a boy anytime soon, no matter that she 
had wished that Zhu Shu had been male there towards the end.

It was strange.  She didn�t want to give her Sensei up, no matter what she 
had said.  But at the same time, she wanted a man in her life too.

She stood, feeling the cloth of her night gown rustle softly against her 
skin as she went to the window and looked up at the Moon.

She sighed.   The problem was that she really did love Zhu Shu.  She�d never 
really felt that way about anyone.  As much as she wished Zhu Shu was a boy, 
she was more than willing to overlook that just to stay with her... and that 
could never be.  Not only would Zhu Shu�s duties prevent it, but her own 
family would never accept it.  It had been bad enough that she had asked to 
live at the shrine and become a priestess, and that was far more acceptable 
to her family than it would be if she proclaimed herself in love with 
another girl.

Would it have been better if Zhu Shu had never entered her life?  Until the 
Chinese girl had come along, the very idea of being in love with another 
girl had never crossed her mind.  Sure, she had wondered what sex would be 
like, and had even contemplated playing around with her girlfriends if the 
opportunity arose, purely for experimental purposes, but love?

Well, she had certainly experimented, and discovered that she rather liked 
it, but it wasn�t until they had been laying on the bed cuddling afterwards 
that she had realized that she hadn�t seduced Zhu Shu out of curiosity, but 
because she really wanted to express how much she loved the little dragon 
girl.

She wasn�t lying about being happy that Zhu Shu had found Ukyo, or being 
resigned to giving Zhu Shu up... she just hoped it was awhile before she 
actually had too.  She wanted Zhu Shu to stay hers... if only for little 
while longer.

Her fingers idly traced a pattern in the dust on the window sill as she 
remembered the bombardment of questions from the other girls.  Other than 
that brief bit with Usagi, they had all seemed to take the fact that Rei had 
actually slept with Zhu Shu as a mark of honor.  She�d been even more 
surprised when Makoto had more or less admitted to having had her own 
encounters with girls before, and that she wasn�t sure which she liked 
better.  She still wished that she had her old boyfriend, but she wasn�t 
going to turn down having a girlfriend if she found one she was really into.

Makoto still wouldn�t go into details as to exactly what had happened at her 
old school, though Rei did know it had been St. Hebereki�s, and that 
Makoto�s expression when hearing Kodachi�s name usually verged on homicidal, 
but Makoto had admitted that being at an all girls school had left her with 
a couple of girl to girl crushes over the years.  Ami still said she liked 
boys, but had never really thought about it all that much. Mina had actually 
blushed and admitted that she�d had more than one girl hit on her when she 
was on the set, and that she didn�t mind it at all.  And Usagi had of course 
claimed that all she ever thought about was Mamoru, despite the fact that 
everyone had pointed out that she�d go starry eyed anytime a cute boy would 
look at her.

The fact that Rei had actually won Zhu Shu�s attentions had meant far more 
to them than that they were both girls.  They all wanted their Sensei to be 
happy.

And that was the crux of it, really... She wanted Zhu Shu to be happy too.  
Whatever it took, she wanted what was best for Zhu Shu...

Why couldn�t that be her?  Why did it have to be Ukyo?

She looked up at the moon, wishing it held the answers she wanted, but the 
face, like always, was silent.

She turned from the window and yawned as she stretched.  Sliding into the 
covers, she thought about the things she had done with Zhu Shu, her hand 
sliding down to between her legs as she brought herself to climax, the 
gentle fall from the heights finally dropping her into sleep.

* * * * *

Morning dawned bright and early, and as Zhu Shu and Nabiki prepared to leave 
for school, they found a smilodon once more waiting for them.  Nabiki 
smiled, happy at Tao-Ching�s return despite Zhu Shu�s melancholy mood.

�So, my fianc� is finally here?� She asked, mock severely.  �After two days 
back?

Tao-Ching shrugged.  One huge paw scratched out �I had to settle some 
business payments, then I got lost in some ward called New Detroit.�.

Nabiki shook her head.  �I�m gonna need a tracking collar for you, aren�t 
I?�

The big cat laughed.

They rode to school, Nabiki and Zhu Shu both being quiet as Tao-Ching 
purred, but finally unable to take the depressive silence, Nabiki asked a 
question.

�So, how long has Shan Pu been a cat?� she asked, her voice holding a trace 
of amusement.

Zhu Shu blinked, the question snapping her out of her morose mental 
wanderings.  �Cat?�

�Shan Pu.   She�s playing at being China, isn�t she?�

Zhu Shu raised eyebrow.  �Why ask.�

�Because this big idiot let slip that Shan Pu already had a curse.  And I 
remember how upset she was that Ranma had a fear of cats, even vowed to see 
Ranma cured of that fear.�  Nabiki gave Zhu Shu a smile.  �Now, put two and 
two together.  Shan Pu must have a good reason to be upset that Ranma fears 
cats, and the very next day, Akane is �given� a betrothal gift of a cat, and 
made to promise she�ll help break Ranma of his fear.� She made imaginary 
ticks on a mental board as she listed points.  �Now I don�t know Shan Pu 
anywhere near as well as you, but I don�t think she�s so sentimental that 
she couldn�t have given the cat to someone else to take care of and gotten 
Akane a different gift.  Put Tao-Ching�s slip that Shan Pu has a curse 
together with all of that, ergo Shan Pu is the kitten in question, and has a 
vested interest in curing her fianc�e of a phobia to her cursed form.�

Tao-Ching shook his head and they felt a rumble as he laughed.  Zhu Shu 
smiled sadly.

�Shan Pu be cursed since thirteen.�  Zhu Shu admitted.  �Great Grandmother 
tell be cat.  Hope learn more about Akane so not chase away.  Hope help 
Ranma not fear cat.�  She shook her head, the small bells in her braids 
chiming softly.  �Zhu Shu not sure is best course.  Not sure how Akane react 
when find cat is fianc�e, not sure how Ranma react if find out fianc�e turn 
into worst fear.�

Nabiki nodded.  �I can see where that might be problematic.  Does Kasumi 
know?�

Zhu Shu nodded.  Nabiki shrugged.  �Well, I suppose for now we�ll see how it 
goes, then.  I have my own fianc� problems, like that fact that this idiot 
STILL HASN�T TAKEN ME ON A DATE!�

That actually drew a giggle from Zhu Shu as they continued onwards toward 
school, neither of them noticing the shadowy figure that had stood up next 
to the phone pole they had just passed, rubbing his head and contemplating 
the words he had just heard.

�So, the defiler fears cats.  Wonderful.  I shall make his life a feline 
hell until he frees my love!�

Turning to stalk off dramatically, he ran smack into the telephone pole 
again.  Picking himself up, he grumbled as he searched around the ground 
until he found his glasses, then laughing manically, he headed off towards 
the school as well.

* * * * *

Ranma looked off towards the school and shook his head.  Akane looked at him 
curiously.  �What�s up?�

�Nothin�.  Just a cold shiver.�

Shan Pu smiled.  �Old legend say when get shiver, someone plan evil to you.�

Ranma laughed.  �Maybe.  Wonder if Kuno�s up to something?�

�If he is, you�ll just knock him unconscious again.�  Akane said.

Shan Pu laughed.  �He do have very strong head.�

Ranma nodded.  �Hopefully, he�s not bothering Zhu Shu today.  She�s doing a 
lot better than last night, but she�s still upset over this Ukyo thing.  
Hopefully Rei can cheer her up again today.�

Akane smiled.  �If it was anything like the cheering she did yesterday, I 
doubt Zhu Shu will be very resistant.�

Shan Pu blinked and looked at the pair.  �What Shan Pu miss?�

Akane laughed.  �It seems our little priestess decided that the cheering Zhu 
Shu needed yesterday was of the physical variety.�

Shan Pu smiled.  �Good.  Zhu Shu need playtime.  Tried get play occasionally 
two months chase Ranma.  Sister too serious all time.  Come Japan be good 
for her.�

Ranma rolled his eyes.  �You can say that again.  She�s got a great sense 
for mischief, but it�s rare she shows it.  Rei�s been good for her.  I just 
hope this thing about Ukyo doesn�t ruin it.�  He smacked his fist into palm. 
  �If it�s the Dragon�s will or not, if Ukyo is the one her tattoo is 
indicating, she better treat Zhu Shu right, or old friend or not, there will 
be a reckoning.�

�I agree.� Akane said.  �But let�s wait and see how things go for just the 
first little bit, okay?  Try not to let your temper get the better of you.�

Ranma raised his eyebrow, but wisely held back the comment about pots and 
kettles.

Then a chain shot down from a tree by the school gate just in front of them, 
Ranma barely sensing it in time to dodge as the spiked end gouged a line in 
the pavement before retracting with the same speed.  A second chain 
followed, then nearly a dozen chains streaked out of the concealment.

Ranma managed to dodge most, but one caught his braid and pulled him 
backwards, and before he could recover, five more had wrapped themselves 
around him.

�Mu Si!�  Shan Pu yelled at the tree.  �You let Airen go now, or Shan Pu be 
very angry!�  She moved over towards the bound boy as Akane�s swords cut 
through a chain that had come too close to her.

A tall boy clad in a long Chinese robe appeared, standing on the branch of a 
tree, his long hair flowing down his back freely.  Huge glasses with 
incredibly thick lenses covered his eyes, and the chains around Ranma 
emerged from within the sleeve of his voluminous robe.
�I am sorry to have to do this, my love, but I must free you from this 
hideous bondage!�  From out of his other sleeve a large clay pitcher flew 
towards Ranma.

Shan Pu�s bon buri appeared in her hands as, without thinking, she went to 
bat the pitcher away...

* * * * *

Zhu Shu was dismounting from the back of the smilodon as she heard Shan Pu 
yell from just outside the gate.  Tao-Ching, as usual, had gotten turned 
around, and had ended up entering the school yard from over the wall next to 
the school.  Nabiki had been having fun berating the big cat, and Zhu Shu 
wasn�t entirely certain the few minutes of wild ride had been an accident.

She was moving towards the sudden sound of combat, when suddenly, there was 
the sound of something breaking, followed by a surprised yowl, and a shriek 
from Ranma.  Dreading what she�d find, she ran out the gate.

Akane was staring, her swords out, and her ribbons wrapped around a tall 
Chinese boy.  As Zhu Shu followed her gaze, her heart sank.

Ranma lay on the ground, soaking wet and struggling to try and get away 
while still wrapped in chains.  On her chest was the dress Shan Pu had been 
wearing, along with scattered shards of pottery.  Shan Pu�s bon buri lay to 
either side of her, but it was the wet, forlorn China setting on Ranma�s 
chest, mewing apologetically that Akane�s eyes were fixed on.

�China?�  Akane said, softly.  The boy tried saying something, muffled 
behind Akane�s ribbons.  Akane didn�t even look down as she slammed her 
sword across the back of his head, making his eyes roll up as he slumped, 
unconscious.  �Shan Pu?� Akane whispered.

Zhu Shu stepped forward to pick up the forlorn looking kitten.  �Great 
Grandmother tell her be pet for Akane.  Please not be angry with Shan Pu.�  
she said to the still stunned girl.

Akane blinked.  �But... but... I thought... I thought she was in China?�  
She shook her head, the long braid lashing like a tail.  �No... she _was_ 
China.�  she added.  �AND SHE DIDN�T TELL ME!?!�

Zhu Shu hid her sister behind her back.  �Grandmother tell her not too.�

Akane�s glare could have melted steel, and for one long second, Zhu Shu was 
afraid Akane was about to try and chop Shan Pu into sushi, regardless of if 
Zhu Shu was in the way or not.  Then she closed her eyes, and seemed to 
deflate.  �Give her to me, Zhu-chan.�  She sighed at Zhu Shu�s hesitancy.  
�I�m not going to wring her neck, Zhu-Chan.  I promise.�

Shan Pu nosed over Zhu Shu�s shoulder and mewed.

�No, I won�t kill you.�  Akane said.  �But no more sleeping under my bed.�

Shan Pu nodded.  She hopped down and gingerly stepped over to Akane, who 
picked her up.  She held the kitten nose to nose.  �However, you and I are 
going to have a long talk later.�

�C-c-c-c-cat!�  Ranma finally managed to say.

Akane and Shan Pu both turned to look at her.  The red head had finally 
crawled out of her chains and was pressed back to a phone pole. Akane sighed 
and looked at Zhu Shu for help.

Zhu Shu produced her kettle, but looked over her shoulder to the students 
gathered at the gate, attracted to the commotion.  Akane got a mischievous 
grin, and took the kettle anyway.

�You deserve this, dear.�  She told the kitten as she poured the water on 
her.

Shan Pu didn�t even flinch as she transformed.  She smiled.  �Shan Pu not 
mind if Airen wish show off to school.�

Akane shook her head.  �I should have put two and two together.  I�ve been 
comparing you to a cat since we met.  And you�re as utterly shameless as 
one.�

�Why Shan Pu be ashamed of self?  Work hard make body pleasing to eye.�

Akane looked over to where most of the Hentai were agreeing.  Their 
nosebleeds over the nude Chinese girl certainly seemed to indicate their 
appreciation.  She picked up Shan Pu�s dress and tossed it to her. Then 
turned to Ranma. �Is that better?�

The red head shook her head.  �No!  She turns into a CAT!�

Shan Pu sighed as her shoulders slumped.  �Please, not be angry with Shan 
Pu.  She not help be cursed.  Musk Prince throw off cliff into Jusenkyo when 
thirteen.�

�BUT YOU�RE A CAT!�

�And RANMA IS GIRL!�  Shan Pu shouted back.  �Shan Pu not help be cat!  She 
play pet try get Ranma not scared!�

�But why didn�t you tell me!�

Shan Pu hung her head.  �Shan Pu is sorry.  Great Grandmother say try to 
cure work better if not know.�  She tried to step towards Ranma, but the red 
head scurried back behind the pole.  Shan Pu sighed, then turned and started 
trudging towards the school.

Akane gave the red haired girl a sour look.  �Well, I don�t know about you, 
but I�m going in to class.�  She yanked her ribbons free, sending the 
unconscious Chinese boy rolling along the ground, then turned her back on 
Ranma and walked into the gate.

Ranma looked at Zhu Shu.  �What?  You gonna be upset at me too?  I only 
promised I�d try to learn to live with a cat!  I never said I�d marry one!�

Zhu Shu noted how her voice had gone up several octaves as she spoke, ending 
in a near shriek, and realized there was no talking to the near hysterical 
girl.  Being tied up with a cat sitting on her had nearly driven her into 
the Neko-ken, and until she calmed down...

She sighed as she turned to follow the others.

Ranma remained against the pole, taking deep breaths as she tried to get her 
heart to stop hammering, tried to forget the claws, the fangs, the horrible 
hot breath...

She got glomped.

�Oh, Shan Pu!  I�ve rescued you from that defiler!�

Ranma looked at the Chinese boy clutching her and growled.

�LET GO OF ME, YOU PERVERT!�  She screamed as she booted the boy into an arc 
that ended with him crashing into a wall.  The wall crumbled and the 
building attached collapsed on the boy with a satisfying roar.

She shrugged and cracked her neck, the brief outbreak of anger having 
provided an outlet to the adrenaline surge her fear had caused.  Then she 
turned to find Ke Lun standing in front her.  She paled.

�Rash words Son-in-law.  Be glad Shan Pu did not hear you.�

Ranma frowned.  �You could have told me!�

�You reaction now is proof of why I didn�t.  Had you known, you would have 
shied away from her as you just did.  I had hoped to reduce your fear first. 
  I shall be having a long talk with yon idiot.�

�I am not an idiot, Warleader!  How could you have betrothed my love to this 
defiler!�  the Chinese boy yelled, pushing aside the rubble that covered 
him.   He stood and dusted himself off and reached into his robe.  �I vowed 
I would find her a cure!  And I have!  Behold, Nannichaun!� He held up a 
small wooden cask.
Ke Lun sighed.  �Mu Si, you are a fool, as I told you when you set out on 
this quest.  You are fool still.  Shan Pu has rejected you time and time 
again, yet still you persist in hounding her.  Must I exile you before you 
will cease?�

�B-but... but I have the cure!�

Ke Lun hopped over behind him and swatted him upside the head with her 
staff, knocking him down as she retrieved the cask.  �Fool indeed.  Had you 
spilled this, you would now be female.�  She poked Mu Si in the chest.  �You 
are a lucky boy to have even braved the springs and escaped untouched.�

Mu Si just blinked myopically.  �But, elder.  The cure?�

Ke Lun made the cask disappear, and pulled out a flask of water.  She gave 
Mu Si back his glasses and poured it on herself.  Mu Si blinked at the much 
taller and younger bunny girl Ke Lun had become.

�This is what you would curse Shan Pu to become, Mu Si.  She would no longer 
be a cat, true, but neither would she have escaped being a cat.�

�Elder?�

�Your fool quest had you far from our village when the Musk attacked, and 
when half our warriors were turned to rabbits.  We have tried your �cure�, 
boy.  Had you bothered to ask, we could have told you it would not work 
before you even began to quest.  You have spent four months discovering what 
the elders could have told you in four seconds!�

Mu Si cringed.  �But... Shan Pu?�

�Shan Pu is married!  As per Amazon law!  She was defeated in fair combat in 
an accepted challenge match.  She is not now, nor ever has been for you.�

Mu Si turned eyes burning with hatred on Ranma.  �Then I challenge you!  I 
challenge you for...�

�You can�t have Shan Pu, Mu Si.  Ranma is her Husband� Ke Lun said in a tone 
that brooked no challenge.  Mu Si paled and thought frantically.

�Then if you have stolen my love, I shall steal yours!  I challenge you 
for...

�You can�t have Akane Tendo either, Mu Si.  She has defeated Shan Pu in fair 
combat as well and accepted her as a Sister-Wife.�  Ke Lun said.

Mu Si turned an interesting shade of purple.  �Then I will destroy you, 
Defiler!  You have stolen my dreams and ruined my hopes!  As you have stolen 
my life, so shall I take yours!  I will hound you till the day you die!�

�How �bout we settle this right now?�  Ranma asked.  �I beat the tar out of 
you and you go away.�

�You have school right now Ranma.  And you have only a few minutes before 
you are late.�  Ke Lun said.  �This fool has already wasted too much time, 
and I have words I need to have with you.  If you wish to fight, do it after 
school.�

Ranma cracked her knuckles.  �Fine.  After school it is.�

�Agreed.� Mu Si said.  �Enjoy your day, defiler!  It shall be your last!�  
Mu Si turned and stalked off.

Ranma turned with a growl, preparing to get some hot water before class, but 
Ke Lun poked her with her stick.  �Don�t think I am done with you, 
Son-in-law.  You have much to learn, not the least of which is your duty.  
Think about things that can not be changed, and when you are ready to admit 
your folly, apologize to Shan Pu for shunning her and shaming her in front 
of your countrymen.�

�Whatever.  I got enough problems to deal with now, old woman.  That idiot 
turned me into a girl in front of the whole school, so know they all know!�

Ke Lun raised an eyebrow.  �So foolish.  Go to school, Ranma.  You�ll learn 
your lesson soon enough.�

Ranma pushed past her, and looked at all the Hentai still blocking the gate 
and drooling over Ke Lun�s bunny girl form.  �Move already!  I gotta get 
some hot water!�

Hiroshi and Daisuke blinked from their comatose drooling stare and looked at 
Ranma.  �Water?  Hot water?  Like Zhu Shu?  You mean you turn into a hot 
babe and you�ve been hiding it all this time?�

�Idiots.  Keep your hands to yourselves or I�ll break them.�

�But... but Gym.... showers....�  They lurched forward zombie like...

�Aw, screw this!�  Ranma said and leaped up, running across the crowd of 
lust induced zombies by stepping from head to head.  She cleared the crowd 
and landed, looking up to find she was blocked by Ai.

�What do you want?�

Ai gave her a long look, one that made Ranma feel like she was being sized 
up for dinner.  �Nothing... for now.�

Sighing, Ranma dodged around her and into the school, heading for the 
janitor�s closet just inside, and the hot water tap.  Ai watched as the door 
closed.

A few minutes passed, with a couple of muffled yelps coming from the closet, 
then a still female Ranma emerged from the closet.

�KE LUN!�

Ai looked back over the crowd of boys to where the black eared bunny girl 
still stood, just in time to see her laugh before turning and walking away.

* * * * *

Akane blinked as a still female Ranma came into the class room just seconds 
before the bell rang.  The teacher looked at her and blinked.

�May I help you young lady?�

�Give me a break.  It�s me, Ranma.  Ranma Saotome?  I would have thought 
that with Zhu Shu the dragon girl and my bunny girl fianc�e you�d have 
figured out I got cursed too!�

The teacher adjusted his glasses.  �Interesting.  Two of you arriving as 
girls today.  Very well, young lady, take your seat.�

Ranma blinked, then her eyes searched across the room, to finally settle on 
Ukyo, looking much more feminine with her hair down and her over shirt 
parted slightly to reveal her cleavage.

And right next to her was the only still free seat in the class.  Right 
between her and Akane.  Ranma sighed.  Life was certainly conspiring against 
her today.

She slumped in her seat, as the teacher started writing on the board.  Akane 
looked at her and hissed softly.  �Why are you still a girl?�

�Stupid Ke Lun was watching the fight.  She did somethin� to me, cause I got 
upset that Shan Pu�s a c-c-cat!  I can�t change!  I can�t even touch 
lukewarm water, because it�s scalding!�

Akane raised her eyebrow.  �Well, you did sort of over-react.  I mean, she 
can�t help being a cat any more than you can help being a girl.�

�You�re one to talk.  She�s been playing your pet!�

Akane nodded.  �Oh trust me.  Shan has a bit to answer for there.  But I 
have my revenge planned out for her already.�

�Yeah, well.  She�s still a c-c-cat!�

�And our fianc�e. Ranma.  I don�t know about you, but I�ve been coming to 
realize I have an obligation to live up to my promises.  And Shan Pu is one 
of my promises.�

�Yeah, but I didn�t promise to marry a c-c-c-cat!�

�No.  You promised to marry Shan Pu when you accepted the betrothal.�

�Like I had a choice!�

�Yes, you did.  You could have refused!  But you didn�t!  You went along 
with it, and you promised in front of my family and yours to marry Shan Pu 
and honor the alliance between our clans!�

�You�re one to talk, you fought tooth and nail with me over marrying me!  
You fought with your father about accepting the betrothal, with me, with 
everyone!�

�And there�s a difference.  I didn�t promise to marry you until later!  Now 
that I have, have you seen me fighting it?  I made the promise to Shan Pu, 
and her Great Grandmother, and the Amazons.  As did you!�

Ranma sank into her seat in a pout.  �I ain�t marrying no c-c-cat!�

Akane glared.  �I see why Ke Lun stuck you as a girl then.�  She turned back 
to the board and began studiously ignoring the red-head.

Ranma looked over at Ukyo at the sound of a muffled laugh, but the girl was 
also looking forward studiously, but unable to hide the grim amusement in 
her eyes.

* * * * *

Lunch time found Akane setting under a tree with Shan Pu, while Ranma was 
nowhere to be found, which suited Akane just fine at the moment.  She�d 
gotten more than fed up with her pouting in first period.

Shan Pu on the other hand had been apologetic, even going so far as to make 
Akane lunch in her home ec class, and serving it to her bite by bite.  Akane 
had been allowing her to have her fun while waiting for Zhu Shu to get back 
with her little �revenge�

As Shan Pu was feeding her the last little bit of pork with her chopsticks, 
the dragon girl fluttered in for a landing and handed Akane a package.  �Get 
many strange looks at place Nabiki send.  Asked if want make movie.�

�I�m sorry, Zhu-chan.�  She sat up and unwrapped the package.  �Now, 
Shan-kitty, dear?�

Shan Pu blinked, �Yes, Airen?�

�I just want you to know, I�m not going to blame you for not telling me, or 
sleeping under my bed, after all, you could have slept in the bed with me, 
and you didn�t.  I do give you credit for mostly not abusing my trust that 
you were my kitty.�

Shan Pu nodded.  �Shan Pu just want try learn more about Akane.�

Akane nodded.  �And that�s good.   And it�s because of that and the fact 
that you were only doing what your Grandmother ordered that I�m not mad.�  
Here, Akane gave her a half lidded, almost seductive look.  �But there is 
one question I do want to ask.�

Shan Pu blinked, uncertain what to make of Akane�s tone.  �Yeees, Airen?�

�Did you enjoy watching me play with Ranma?�

Shan Pu blushed a deep crimson.  �Um..... Shan Pu... um...�

�Yes, or no, dear.�  Akane tapped her head where her bunny ears were in her 
cursed form.  �I heard you purring, so I already know the answer, but I want 
to hear it from you.�

Shan Pu blushed even brighter as she looked down.  �Yes.  Shan Pu enjoy 
watching Airen�s pleasure each other.�  She gave Akane a look from under her 
lowered eyelids that smoldered softly.  �Shan Pu wish could be with Airen�s 
instead of just watch.�

Akane smiled.  �Good.�  She opened the package and pulled out a soft velvet 
choker collar, with a silver buckle and a heart shaped charm.  �But if 
you�re going to be my pet Shan-kitty, then you certainly need a proper 
collar.  After all, if you�re not tagged properly, someone might just try to 
steal you.�  Akane�s grin grew sultry as she leaned forward so she was nose 
to nose with Shan Pu.  �I certainly don�t intend to do without my favorite 
bundle of purrs.� she said as she slipped the collar around the Amazon�s 
neck.

Shan Pu was stock still as Akane finished buckling the collar, hardly daring 
to breathe as her lips trembled mere inches from Akane�s.  Her violet eyes 
remained locked on Akane�s face as the other girl smoothed the soft velvet 
collar.  Finally, Akane�s eyes looked back up to meet hers.

�And now... the whole world will know you�re mine.�  Akane said.

Shan Pu�s heart nearly stopped with the implications of Akane�s words, and 
as Akane started to pull back, a small mew of protest escaped her lips.  
Akane smiled and leaned forward again.

As their lips met, Shan Pu felt like a small star had ignited in her.  The 
world around her slipped away as a current like an electric storm coursed 
through her.  For a long eternity, it felt like a icy wind coursed across 
her skin as a warm fountain poured through her soul. As Akane pulled back, 
Shan Pu leaned forward, not wanting the kiss to stop, her lips still seeking 
Akane�s.  She caught herself as she was about to fall over, her eyes opening 
to see Akane�s pleased smile.

�Humm, two for two on stunned reactions to my first kiss.�

Zhu Shu smiled.  �Akane use technique learns from Zhu Shu.  Chi kiss. �

Shan Pu sighed happily.  �Airen kiss wonderfully.�

Akane raised an eyebrow.  �Okay... I had no idea.�

�Is okay.  Akane use much she learns from link.  Not realize.�

�Shan Pu not complain.�

Akane gave her a sultry look.  �Good.  Now look at your tag.�

Shan Pu lifted the heart shaped tag and tilted her head awkwardly.  
�Shan-kitty.  Property Akane Tendo?�

�Yep.�  Akane�s tone was highly amused.

Shan Pu looked back up in time to see Akane raise the squirt gun and fire, 
then came the usual wrenching shift.  She crawled out of her dress and 
looked up at Akane.  �Mew?�

Akane patted her lap.  �I told you, I�m not giving up my favorite bundle of 
purrs.�

Shan Pu smiled and jumped into Akane�s lap, happily surrendering herself to 
the ecstasy of Akane�s fingers.

* * * * *

Ranma watched Akane and Shan Pu from the roof of the school while Akane gave 
the Amazon a kiss.  A small flash of jealousy sparked for just a second 
before her conscience squashed it.  What right did she have to be jealous?  
Akane was right, his fianc�e had promised to try and love Shan Pu as much as 
the Amazon loved her.

And, much as she hated to admit it, so had she.  While it was true her 
mother had rushed her into it, and her grandfather had set it up, she�d been 
the one making the promise as she sat in front of the assemblage.  She had 
sworn on her honor to uphold the alliance and Amazon law.

�It�s not easy, is it?�  Ukyo said from behind her.

Ranma looked over to the girl, half expecting her to have her spatula out to 
brain her.  �What?�

�Promises and honor.�  She came and sat on the edge of the roof with Ranma.  
�I spent the entirety of last night thinking about it.  And betrayal of 
promises.�

�Look Ukyo, I�m sorry I can�t marry you...�

�It�s not your fault, Ranma.  It�s your father�s.  I�ve been contemplating 
exactly how I�m going to maim him for getting me into this mess, but I can�t 
really blame you.  Like you said, you didn�t know.  My life is ruined, but 
it�s not your fault.�  She shrugged.  �I even thought about killing myself.  
I might have even done it if your strange friend hadn�t talked to me 
yesterday.  Kami knows, it looked like the only available option.  My 
father�s vow won�t let him see me as a girl.  Your fathers promise was 
meaningless.  My own vow to make you pay for leaving me is meaningless.  
Everything I have spent the last ten years striving for is meaningless.  
What did I have to live for?�  Ukyo laughed bitterly.  �Then that damned 
dragon girl had to come and tell me about losing her first love, and how she 
tried to commit suicide, and how she finally learned life can give you 
second chances.  So here I am... waiting to see if she�s right.�

�Zhu Shu tried to commit suicide?�  Ranma shook his head.  �I never knew 
that.  I knew Ying-Ying had died, and Zhu Shu had a hard time dealing with 
her death...� he looked at the dragon girl.  �I wonder if Akane knows.�

�So her lover was female.�  Ukyo said.  � I suspected, but really wasn�t 
sure.  Not really my thing you know.  Really hoping I can find some solution 
to this being stuck legally as a guy before I�m forced to marry a girl.�

Ranma looked at her sidelong.  �It�s really not bad at all.  Rather 
enjoyable in fact.  Once I get married, I�ll be able to compare both ways, 
but I can certainly say as a girl that I enjoy it.�

Ukyo raised an eyebrow.  �Humm.  Don�t know, Ranma.  I�ve always kinda 
visualized being with you.�

Ranma sighed.  �Sorry.�

�So you�re scared of cats?�

Ranma blinked at the change in subject.   �Um... yeah.  My idiot dad threw 
me in a pit full of hungry cats wrapped up in fish sausage.�

Ukyo stared at her in shock.  �You�re kidding, right?�

Ranma sighed.  �I wish I was.  Every time I�m near a cat, I just get 
overwhelmed with the memories of them clawing, and scratching and gnawing on 
me.�  She shuddered.  �And Akane�s right.  I promised to take Shan Pu as my 
wife.�

�And here I am griping about getting forced to marry a girl.  You�re stuck 
with your worst fear.�  Ukyo shook her head.  �Wanna run off and elope?�

Ranma gave her a sour look.  �I can�t Uc-chan.  Running away is a coward�s 
way out.�

�Just kidding, Ranma.  Trying to lighten the mood.  Not sure why I even came 
up here.  By rights, I should hate you.�

�Do you?�

Ukyo looked at her for a long moment.  �I should.  I just can�t seem to 
though.  I mean, hearing you this morning, I was overjoyed to hear you 
having problems... then my conscience started fussing at me.�

Ranma put her head in her hands.  �Yeah.  Mine too.�

�Wish you hadn�t said what you said, huh?�

Ranma nodded.  �I�ve been told I let my mouth run away with me.�

�You always did.  You were always so cocky when you were stealing 
okonomiyaki.  But you were just too good for me to beat you.  Now, even 
after ten years of training for fighting you, I still can�t beat you.  You 
can afford to be cocky I guess.  Your skills can back your mouth up.�

Ranma sighed.  �Yeah.  But it�s not something I�m proud of.�

Ukyo laughed.  �I guess that means there�s hope for you yet.�

Ranma smiled.  �It�s good to have you back, Uc-chan.�

Ukyo shrugged.  �Hey, I can�t hate you, I can�t beat the tar out of you, and 
I can�t marry you.  I guess if I�m ever gonna have any part of you at all, 
it might as well be as friends.�

�I�m still weirded out that you�re a girl.�

�You�re weirded out?  Trust me, Ranma; you ain�t got nothing on me.  You 
turn female, one of your fianc�es turns into a playboy bunny, the other into 
a cat, and one of your friends flies around looking like a hentai pinup 
dragon girl, and I suspect she has a crush on me.  I�m just a plain old 
ordinary tomboy.�

Ranma laughed ruefully.  �Yeah, I guess my life is pretty crazy.�  She stuck 
out her hand.  �Friends again?�

Ukyo took her hand and shook it.  �Friends.�

* * * * *

The rest of the day went pretty quietly.  Ranma was excused from gym once 
the teacher verified she couldn�t change back to male, since he couldn�t 
send her to the female�s dressing room, and knew the havoc that would result 
sending her into the male�s.  She�d had to sit and watch from the sidelines 
as Akane and Shan Pu played softball.

Of course, by the end of the day, everybody had known about the impending 
fight, and that Ranma was stuck in female form.  Hoping to see yet another 
fight resulting in a display of female anatomy, the Hentai Squad was out in 
force.

Ranma wasn�t co-operating though.  She�d shown up wearing more than her 
usual Chinese shirt and pants, her outfit having had a heavy leather tunic 
added to it.  She wasn�t giving a free show if she could help it, regardless 
of how loud the hentai groaned when she walked out onto the athletic field.

Ke Lun had gotten into the spirit of the show though.  Ranma had blinked on 
seeing the elder in her cursed form, wearing a playboy bunny outfit, 
complete with collar and cuffs as she stood in the center of the ring.  At 
either corner two younger girls, one with red hair, one with green, stood by 
with bon buri.

Shan Pu had been conscripted by her Grandmother, and was walking up and down 
the stands with a tray filled with cups of ramen.  She waved at Ranma as she 
walked by.  �Be careful, Airen.  Mu Si master hidden weapon technique.  Very 
dangerous.�

Ranma nodded, doing her best to shove the memories of Shan Pu setting on her 
chest, mewing, out of her mind.

Akane and Zhu Shu sat next to the ring on one side, and almost directly 
across, Ukyo sat, avoiding Zhu Shu�s eyes.  She gave Ranma a thumb�s up.

Akane merely gave her a raised eyebrow.  Ranma sighed as she stepped up to 
the ring.

Mu Si stood impassively in one corner of the ring frowning as Ke Lun 
strutted around the ring with a large sign proclaiming �Mu Si vs. Ranma� in 
large kanji.   Ranma jumped into the ring and looked at the scantily clad 
elder.

�Ain�t you wearing just a little too little, old woman?� she asked.

Ke Lun gave him a look.  �Show some respect, Son-in-law.  I�m having fun.  
It�s been centuries since I last had men throwing themselves at my feet.�

Ranma sighed.  �So we here to fight or what?�

Ke Lun tossed the sign away into the crowd , where several hentai tore it to 
shreds trying to gain possession of it.  She pulled a mike out and tapped it 
to get their attention.

�Ladies and gentlemen!  We are here to see a challenge match between Mu Si, 
the Joketsuzoku Master of Hidden Weapons, vs. Ranma, the currently female 
Master of Anything Goes!  At stake, Mu Si�s idiotic vow to make Ranma�s life 
hell because of a woman he couldn�t have anyway!�

�Hey!�  Mu Si objected.  Ke Lun batted him upside the head with her stick.

�The rules of the match!  Contestants are expected to not kill or maim one 
another!  Winner shall be when one contestant can no longer fight!�

Ranma cracked her knuckles.  �This will be a piece of cake.�

Ke Lun laughed and leaped out of the ring, landing with a flourish on the 
announcer�s table.  �Begin!�

Mu Si had barely waited for the call before he launched a flight of darts at 
Ranma.  She blinked and dodged, grabbing them before they went out of the 
ring into the crowd.  �Hey, watch it!  You could hurt someone!�

Mu Si laughed.  �Hurt!  I shall do far worse than hurt you!  I shall 
humiliate you!  For the shame you have brought to my love, my Shan Pu!�

�Shan Pu no belong to Mu Si!�  Shan Pu called from the sidelines.  �Shan Pu 
belong Akane and Ranma!�  She touched the heart shaped tag attached to her 
collar with a happy smile.

Mu Si fumed.  �How dare you collar my Shan Pu!�  He launched a volley of 
chains at Ranma, but the red headed girl wasn�t there anymore.  Mu Si looked 
upwards just in time to see Ranma�s foot before it collided with his face.

�How dare you turn me into a girl in front of the entire school!� Ranma said 
as she landed.

Mu Si rolled over and rose to his hands and knees.  �I will dare far more, 
defiler!  Attack of the Unsure Foot!�

Mu Si rose to his knees and swung his arms in an arc, ball bearings pouring 
out in a flood.  Ranma, having jumped to avoid another chain, cursed as her 
feet landed on the small iron balls and flew out from under her.

Mu Si seemed to be having no trouble.  With a yell of �Attack of the Violent 
Petunia!� he had pulled a large flower pot out of his sleeves and brought it 
crashing down, narrowly missing Ranma�s head.

Unfortunately, the jerk to move out of the way had sent Ranma spinning 
across the ring.  As she was struggling for purchase, another of Mu Si�s 
chains hooked into the top of her leather tunic, and her momentum caused it 
to rip downwards.  Ranma caught herself at the edge of the ring by grabbing 
the rope, and flipped herself to the corner pole.

�You jerk!�  She yelled, surveying the damage.  She wasn�t exposed, but the 
cut ran all the way down to her navel.

She looked back up in time to see another of Mu Si�s chains.  It hooked 
around her neck, and as she grabbed it to keep from choking, he yanked her 
off the pole with a �Come here!�

Ranma managed to twist just enough so that she avoided the spear that had 
emerged from Mu Si�s other sleeve, but the loud rip let her know it wasn�t 
by much.  She used her momentum to swing around Mu Si, but she slipped on 
the ball bearings.

The results were extremely satisfying though, as her inertia caused her to 
spin around Mu Si and not only free her, but wrap the chain around the 
Chinese boy.

She grinned as she held onto the rope for balance and yanked.  �Spinning Top 
Attack!�

Mu Si crashed into the far rope, the spin leaving him glassless and dizzy.  
Shakily he reached into his sleeve and pulled out a... Chicken?

Ranma blinked as Mu Si raised the chicken and with a cry of �Flying Egg of 
Death!� he squeezed several eggs out of the chicken, hurling them in a wave 
in Ranma�s general direction.

In shock at the weirdness of the attack, Ranma didn�t move in time, and one 
of the eggs exploded at her feet in a fireball.

Akane screamed her name as the wave of fire engulfed her, and Ranma let out 
a howl of pain.  As the fireball burned out, she stood revealed, singed but 
otherwise unharmed, though her top had shredded into uselessness.

�Do you have any idea how much that hurts when you�re hypersensitive to 
heat!� she yelled, finally able to keep her footing as the explosions had 
cleared out most of the ball bearings.

�It is only the beginning of the pain I shall bring you for defiling my Shan 
Pu!�  Mu Si said as he launched a kick at the corner pole and followed it 
with a flurry of punches.

Ranma blinked, then walked over to the furiously attacking boy and tapped 
him on the shoulder.

�Yo, jerk!  I�m over here.�

Mu Si paused, blinking myopically at Ranma.  With a growl of frustration, he 
reached into his sleeve again.  Ranma decided enough was enough, and grabbed 
Mu Si�s robe.  As the Chinese boy drew forth a large round object, Ranma 
yanked.

�I think I�m tired of your tricks!�  she yelled as with a rip, Mu Si�s robe 
ripped free, leaving the blind boy as bare chested as she had ended up.

The girls in the crowd cooed at the muscular physique Ranma�s move had 
revealed, glad that finally, some male cheesecake had been exposed.  A few 
cheered for Ranma to rip the rest of his clothes off.  Then Ai assembled her 
team and they started cheering for both combatants to get naked.

Ranma did her best to ignore them as Mu Si seemed to shrug off the loss of 
his robe.

�So, you want to settle this in a contest of skill alone?  So be it!  I 
shall kill you with my own hands!�

With that challenge, Mu Si hurled down the round object, shattering it.  A 
large cloud of smoke poured out of the shards, filling the ring with thick 
choking smoke.  Ranma fought to control his coughs as he tried to listen for 
Mu Si over the sound of the disappointed spectators.  A slight sound was all 
she caught as he emerged out of the smoke and attacked.

Once more, she barely dodged the lightning fast attack, feeling cold metal 
brush past her skin, but the near miss cost her her pants.  She had to rip 
them free as the cut waist band dropped them around her ankles.

However a gust of wind blew the cloud of smoke away and caught her standing 
there, stark naked.  She blinked at Ukyo, who was using her spatula as a 
giant fan.  Ranma blinked as the girl�s eyes traveled down her body, and 
then stopped moving, a small smile growing on Ukyo�s face.

�Cute heart.�

Ai poked her head over Ukyo�s shoulder, giving the red head a lascivious 
grin.  �I agree.�

Ranma blinked at both of them as a blush spread from her hairline down 
towards her toes.

Then Ukyo yelled �Watch out!�

Ranma turned just in time to catch Mu Si�s arm, and she ripped the claws off 
his hand.  �What ever happened to settling this on skill!� she screamed as 
she tossed the boy back across the ring.

Mu Si righted himself and looked in Ranma�s general direction.  �I am Mu Si! 
  The Master of Hidden Weapons!  My weapons are my body!�  He threw out his 
arm in Ranma�s direction.

Ranma dodged out of the way, feeling something small whistle by her.  Mu Si 
pulled his arm back and Ranma watched a cheerleading outfit sail past him.  
She turned to look at Ai, who was standing there as naked as she was.

�Hey!�  Ai yelled.  �I�m all for exhibitionism, fella, but I like it at my 
choice!�  She struck a dramatic pose as she showed off.  �Squad!  Pom-pom 
retaliation Attack!�

Ranma dove for the cheerleading outfit as Mu Si was bombarded with exploding 
pom-poms.  She managed to pull the oversized sweater over herself as Mu Si 
emerged from the cloud of smoke, his clothes every bit as tattered as 
Ranma�s had been.

The Furinkan girls cheered at finally getting to see a guy mostly naked, but 
booed when Ranma tossed Ai�s skirt and Mu Si�s glasses at the Chinese boy.  
Mu Si caught the items and looked at them dumbly.

�For Kami�s sake, cover yourself.�  She yelled.  �Nobody wants to see that!�

Ranma found herself pelted with a variety of objects by the girls who seemed 
to be objecting that they did indeed want to see that.  She shielded herself 
from the debris as Mu Si put on his glasses and looked at the skirt.

�Why would I wear this!�

Shan Pu tossed a bucket of water at him.  �Idiot!�

Mu Si tried to move, but it was entirely too late.  The water poured over 
him.

Silence descended on the field as everyone looked at the soaked boy... who 
was no longer a boy.

Mu Si stood dripping, revealed as a slender feminine version of 
himself...with a pair of large white wings sprouting from her back.  Ranma 
blinked.

�So, boy.  You were even more of a fool than I thought.  How many pools DID 
you fall into?�  Ke Lun asked.

Mu Si turned to look at the elder.  �Two.  I fell into a pool and became a 
duck, and was nearly eaten, then was led by the guide to the pool I 
retrieved water for Shan Pu from.  I slipped and fell into it while filling 
the cask.�

Ke Lun fixed Mu Si with a hard stare.  �So you knew that your cure would not 
work, yet you attempted it anyway.�

Mu Si gave Ke Lun a defiant glare.  �She would at least have still been more 
than a cat!  I have seen her suffer for years!  The quiet looks, the pity!  
She is the most beautiful woman in out village and yet she has no-one who 
seeks her hand but me!  I could not stand it!  She has suffered because of 
what was done to her!�

Shan Pu sighed.  �Mu Si.  Shan Pu have no suitors because Mu Si no leave 
alone.  Make Shan Pu no want boys hang over, seek favors.  Shan Pu teach 
other boys leave alone!  But not Mu Si.  No matter how many times she tell 
Mu Si go away, he no listen!  She beat him, he no listen!  Shan Pu no want 
Mu Si, HE NO LISTEN!�  She was shaking in her fury.  �Now try make Shan Pu a 
cat girl whether she wish or no?�

Mu Si backed away.  �I was only trying to help!�

�You no help!  You interfere in Shan Pu relationship with Airen!  Mu Si 
upset Shan Pu Husband!�

Ranma blinked. Husband?  She shook her head as she continued watching the 
angry Amazon.

�Shan Pu have enough!  She done with Mu Si!  She done with interference!  Mu 
Si leave Shan Pu no choice!�

Mu Si blinked, her large eyes made even larger behind the glasses.  �What... 
what are you saying?�

Shan Pu just shook her head.  �Mu Si.  Shan Pu have tried asking, Shan Pu 
have tried making understand.  Now Shan Pu must settle once and for all.  Mu 
Si, Shan Pu turn back on you!�

With all the deliberateness of a ceremony, Shan Pu turned away from the 
nearly nude, winged girl.

Ke Lun looked at Shan Pu.  �There is no revoking this, child.  Are you 
certain?�

Shan Pu nodded.  �Mu Si is dead to me.�

The effects of her words on the winged girl were dramatic.  She had paled as 
Shan Pu had turned, but the confirmation sent her to her knees.  Ke Lun 
jumped over the rope into the ring and stood before the trembling girl.

�By Amazon Law, Mu Si, son of Brus,   Shan Pu, daughter of Par Fum, has 
declared you dead to her.  From this day forward, you will no longer exist 
to her.  Your name shall not be spoken, your voice will not be heard, you 
presence will not be acknowledged.  You are a ghost.�

Mu Si shuddered.  �I am a ghost.�  The winged girl whispered.  Then she 
stood and with a sob, threw herself into the air.  Shan Pu didn�t even turn 
to watch as the winged girl vanished into the distance.

Finally, she turned to Ke Lun, who was sadly looking after the vanished Mu 
Si.  �Great Grandmother?  Give Shan Pu water, please.�

Ke Lun raised her eyebrow, but produced the cask.  Shan Pu took it and 
walked towards Ranma.

To her credit, Ranma tried very hard not to shy away.  Shan Pu sighed and 
placed the cask in front of Ranma.  �Airen Akane like Shan Pu be cat.  But 
Airen Ranma is important too.  If Airen Ranma ask, Shan Pu be cat girl, 
instead of cat.  If help Ranma not be afraid of Shan Pu, she make change.�

Ranma blinked.  �Ummm.�  She stepped back.  �I?�

Ukyo placed her hand on Ranma�s shoulder.  �Hey, Ran-chan.  Don�t freak.  
Think about what we talked about.�

Ranma�s hands clinched.  Honor and promises.  She turned to punch one of the 
ring�s posts, the hollow metal rupturing.  She looked down at the wreckage 
and her hands as the crowd took up a slow chant of �cat girl, cat girl!�

�SHUT UP!�  She screamed.  Dead silence fell across the field.  Ranma 
whirled.  �Is that what you want?�

Shan Pu stood silently.

Ranma looked down at her hands.  �I know you aren�t able to help being a 
cat.  I know you�re not responsible for my dad throwing me in a pit.  I- 
I-.�  She stopped and took a deep breath.  �I can�t� I won�t ask you to 
curse yourself further, Shan Pu.  Akane had no choice, we had to have 
warriors�  I can�t force you to change yourself because of my stupid 
irrational fears.  I- I don�t know if I will find it easier to deal with if 
you�re a cat girl.  I don�t know if I should ask you to be one.�  Ranma 
forced herself to look Shan Pu in the eyes.  �I have promised to take you as 
my wife Shan Pu, every bit as much as I have promised to take Akane.�  Blood 
dripped from Ranma�s clenched hands.  �I will get over this.  Just� just 
give me time.  I can�t make a decision like this without thinking about it.�

Shan Pu gave Ranma a quiet smile.  �Shan Pu give Airen as much time as need. 
  Now not fear for Ranma heart.�  She picked up the cask.  �Shan Pu keep 
till Airen decide.�

Since Shan Pu couldn�t, Akane jumped into the ring and gave Ranma a hug to 
the cheers and whistles of the crowd.  She even kissed the red head, causing 
the crowd to cheer even louder.  Ai, still strutting around shamelessly, 
started a cheer calling for a strip show.  Akane just gave her a dirty look.

Finally, Ke Lun waved the crowd to silence.  �I declare this match over!  
Winner by forfeit, Ranma Saotome!�

Akane held up Ranma�s hand as the crowd cheered, but Ranma pulled it down 
again.  �I could have beat him properly if everybody hadn�t kept 
interfering.�  she said morosely.  �I mean, I didn�t beat him; Shan Pu just 
drove him off with that little show of hers.�  She waved to the shreds and 
tatters of her clothes around the ring.  �And all I have to show for it is a 
strip tease in front of the entire school.  I�m gonna be hearing about the 
way you trimmed me forever!�

Akane swatted the red head on the rump. �Stop grousing or I�m gonna give Ai 
back her sweater and make you walk home showing it off.   I like it.�

Ranma gave her an evil eye.  �You know, ever since you decided you actually 
liked sex, you�ve been rather bossy.�

Akane smiled �Yep.  And if I actually told you to take off that sweater 
right here, you�d do it too, wouldn�t you?�

Ranma blushed.  �Point taken.�

Akane gave the red head a smile.  �You and Shan Pu both.  You�re these 
amazing powerful warriors, but you like it when I boss you around about 
certain things.  Things that let you know how attracted I am to you.�

Ranma shrugged.

Ke Lun meanwhile had enlisted Shan Pu�s aid to clear a path out of the 
field, and waved for Ranma and Akane to go.   They hurried up the momentary 
path and ducked into the gym, where Akane got Ranma her spare gym clothes.  
Ai showed up at the door as she finished dressing, still nude, but holding 
her skirt.

�You done with my sweater, femboy?�

Ranma gave her a dirty look.  �Yeah, and don�t call me femboy.�

�You�re lucky I�m in a good mood, Ranma.  Your buddy stealing my clothes was 
a big hit.  Wish I had thought of it myself sooner.  The Hentai squad is 
worshipping at my feet like it should again.�

Ranma sighed and tossed the sweater at the shameless girl.  Ai caught it 
with a laugh as she turned and exited out into the gym.

Akane shrugged.  �At least it means she�s likely to leave Zhu Shu alone for 
a while.�

Ke Lun appeared at the door, dressed once more in her usual robe.  �Well, 
son-in-law, I�m glad you have reconsidered your rash words this morning.�

�So are you going to release me from what ever it was you did?�

�No, not yet, Ranma.  I think a week or so of being stuck as a female will 
do you good.  Perhaps it will help you concentrate on what you will ask Shan 
Pu to do.�  She smiled.  �I am glad you did not rush into a decision rashly. 
  That is rare for you.�

Ranma grimaced.  �Thanks.�  She shook her head.  �What was up with Mu Si, 
anyway?�

Ke Lun�s eyes hardened.  �Mu Si need no longer concern you, Ranma.  By 
Amazon custom, he is dead to Shan Pu, and by extension, her family.  I ask 
that you honor this, and if your paths cross again, ignore him.  If he will 
not allow you to ignore him, you are free to do as you wish to convince him 
of the error of his ways.�

Ranma blinked, then shrugged.  �Okay.  I owe the jerk for the strip show 
anyway.�

Ke Lun�s eyes sparkled.  �Yes, I heard quite a few comments on how cute the 
heart was.  Anyway, Shan Pu is waiting outside for you.�

Ranma nodded and took a deep breath, looking at the small cuts on her palms 
from clenching her fists.  �I will beat my fear.  I will beat my fear.�

Akane followed her out, her eyes drawn for a moment to two women setting at 
the top of the bleachers, both strikingly beautiful.  One had long platinum 
blonde hair so pale it almost glowed, the other had long hair that was pure 
white.  She blinked, but their strangely hazy look didn�t fade.

�Akane?�  Ranma called back to her.  �You coming?�

Akane looked back at the bleachers for a second, then shrugged and joined 
her fianc�e as they left field.

* * * * *

Mara watched the last of the stragglers leaving the field, then leaned back 
to look over at Urd.   �That was a bit harsh, wasn�t it?�

Urd was looking at her notes.  �Yes, but unfortunately, necessary.  Mu Si 
was a tad.... excessive, in his infatuation.  Yggdrasil predicted that 
anything less permanent would not get him to stop, and Shan Pu will never 
accept him.  I had to arrange for him to go to Jusenkyo several weeks ago, 
though I�d only planned for him to get the water for Shan Pu.  The klutz 
fell into the pools on his own.�

�Interesting results.�

�Yes.  Not really sure how it�s going to affect things.  Originally, 
Yggdrasil projected that Mu Si would follow Shan Pu to Japan, eventually go 
to Jusenkyo, get turned into a duck, and then try to turn Akane into a duck, 
finally becoming a thorn in Ranma�s side as he continued to try and win Shan 
Pu.�

Mara raised an eyebrow.  �I thought no-one could know the future?�

Urd smiled.  �Yggdrasil gave it a seventy five percent likelihood.  That�s 
about as high as it gets.  And Yggdrasil is the master control program for 
this reality, so it�s the best predictor based on current program data.  
It�s not much use right now, because for some reason, the moment I started 
trying to grant this wish, it�s only giving me insufficient data to most of 
my prediction requests.  The best I�ve sweet talked it into is a fifteen 
percent probability prediction.�

�Humm.  I can see where that would make it difficult.�

Urd shrugged.  �Where goddesses are concerned, Yggdrasil usually will give a 
lower predictability rating, but fifteen percent is exceedingly low.  It�s 
just one more thing making me wonder whether we�re dealing with a reality 
nexus.�

Mara nodded off after the receding winged figure, still barely visible to 
her preternatural senses.  �So what about his role in Shan Pu�s wish?  His 
happy ending?�

�I do have someone in mind for our young man... Sort of killing two birds 
with one stone.   And if I judge his trajectory correctly, and if the spell 
of drawing I cast works...

* * * * *

_I am dead._

_I am a ghost._

_I can not be seen, I cannot be heard, I cannot be felt!_

_I am dead._

Mu Si couldn�t stay in the air any more; the weight of despair was too 
great.    Better to end it all than be dead while still alive!

Eyes blinded by tears, heart leaden with sorrow, she folded up her wings and 
allowed herself to plummet.  The cold embrace of the earth was all she could 
expect, now that Shan Pu was forever beyond her reach.

The impact was enormous and she heard the sound of breaking.  Pain beyond 
any she had ever felt shot through her body as her ears filled with the 
sound of shattering glass.  She felt herself plummet further, landing on a 
surface that drove ten thousand pricks of pain through her as glass rained 
on top of her, piercing her wings.

_I am a crucified angel._ she thought through the pain, laughingly recalling 
the stories the occasional western missionary had tried to teach her as a 
child.  _A messenger of love brought low by grief._

Then something struck her in the temple and all thought faded.

* * * * *

Kodachi looked up from pulling on her leotard at sound of something crashing 
into the greenhouse.  She growled and tugged the sleeve into place as she 
headed for the garden.  It had better not have been her idiot thrice 
bedamned brother throwing Sasuke out a window again!

She emerged from the mansion to look at her private retreat, frowning at the 
enormous hole.  Swearing she was going to feed Tatawaki to Mr. Turtle, she 
stormed towards the door.

The interior was even more annoying.  Whatever had crashed through the roof 
had been directly over her prize black roses.  She rushed in to check on her 
darlings, the rage building to murderous intensities as she determined both 
Tatawaki and Sasuke were going to die for this...

Then she saw what had crashed through the roof, and her breath caught, all 
anger forgotten in her wonder.

The angel was unconscious, blood trickling from a gash on her forehead where 
a support frame had landed, and from several glass shards that had pierced 
her snow white wings, but miraculously, none of the long slivers of solar 
glass had impaled the slender, graceful body.  Kodachi couldn�t pull her 
eyes away from the vision.  The long black hair matched to pale skin, the 
wings so white they almost seemed to glow, the ethereal beauty....

All her life... she had prayed for an angel to rescue her, a god to free her 
from the dreary world, someone worthy of her worship...

Even her wonderful Akane!  Her goddess who had so far spurned her worship, 
who had refused the love she had to give, who she had still to prove how 
much she was devoted to, regardless of the fact her goddess had taken up 
with that Chinese harlot!  She knew she could prove how worthy her love was, 
and had prayed to for a sign her devotion would be rewarded!

And the gods had answered!  They had sent her a test, to prove her worth to 
her goddess.  She would care for this wounded angel!  Show Akane how devoted 
and caring she could be to this beautiful creature!

Her mind filled with lovely visions of ministering to the angel�s need, she 
reached for the bell to summon Sasuke...

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