Fusions That Should Never Be VI
FotNSCC


This one is much, much shorter than my usual FTSNB. Sorry. I�d say it�s 
more spamfic in size, but it probably has earned the Fusion That Should 
Never Be title to it because, well, it really is a fusion that should 
never be.

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Standard disclaimer: I do not own Yokohama Quiet Country Caf� or the 
series it�s been fused with. I�d like it to be a surprise.

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Morning had turned to early afternoon by the time Alpha had finished 
setting up the caf� for business. A fuse had blown out just as she 
started preparing thins, and it had taken the better portion of a half 
hour to track down the box the extras were stored in. By the time she 
had replaced the fuse, precious time had been lost. Working diligently, 
(as though the human-looking robot worked in any other way) the caf� was 
finally open. Now she stood patiently by the counter waiting for her 
first customer of the day.

Alpha had barely enough time to finish a cup of coffee when a rumble 
declared her wait over. She could hear several separate engines, very 
loud ones. A group of customers then. She moved toward the front of the 
dining area, a couple of meters from the doorway, to greet her impending 
customers with a smile.

The door to the caf� flew inward, torn off its hinges. A giant of a man, 
nearly seven feet tall, stood in the door frame. It was obvious he had 
massive muscles, since he wore nothing under his open leather vest. A 
bright pink and blue Mohawk hair cut that was tall enough to follow the 
motion of his head drew the attention of the eye. Behind him, several 
other figures, every bit as tall and big, stood behind him.

His piercing gaze looked down at the smaller Alpha and a wolfish grin 
spread across his face. �Well well, well. Look here boys. It�s a babe 
just waiting for us.�

Alpha continued smiling warmly at him. �Why thank you. I�m Alpha and 
I�ll be your waitress this afternoon. However, before I can seat you, 
I�m afraid I�m going to have to ask you to reimburse us for the door you 
destroyed.�

The giant snarled. �A mouthy one, eh? I was going to treat you nice and 
rape you, but if you�re going to have that kind of snotty attitude, I�m 
going to kill you instead.�

Alpha�s smile weakened slightly. �I�d advice against that. I am 
programmed to defend myself.�

�Defend against this!� The man brought out a huge hand axe that had been 
hidden behind him, tucked in his waistband. He swung it in a huge 
overhand arc, intent on splitting Alpha in two.

Alpha side-stepped the blow, allowing the axe to bury itself in the 
caf�s wooden floorboard. She tapped the man on his forehead with a 
single finger, then drew back.

The giant pulled his axe out of the ground. �Nimble bitch, aren�t you? 
Well I��

�Oh, I hope I remembered to pick up extra bleach when I was in town,� 
Alpha said fretfully.

The man shivered in fury. �Pay attention! I�m going to kill�� Again he 
was brought up short, this time by the area of the forehead Alpha had 
touched swelling like a balloon. It continued growing larger, the man 
crying out in animalistic pain. His cries ceased as that area of his 
head exploded like a giant zit, sending out blood, bone, and gore 
everywhere in a spray that covered everything. Once the initial spray 
ended, his body collapsed limply to the ground.

Alpha turned to the others. �Now that that�s taken care of, can I take 
your orders now? I recommend the house blend. I hand grind it fresh 
myself everyday.�

�Get her!� one of the others shouted.

Alpha sighed. �I was afraid you�d say that.�

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Business was slow, so the old man had decided to take a break from 
working his garage/gas station and grab a cup of Alpha�s coffee. It was 
the best in all of Yokohama. He wandered into the caf� and came to an 
abrupt halt, taking in the sight of blood and viscera spread all over 
the place. Alpha stood in the center of it all, dressed in an apron and 
covered nearly head-to-toe in blood as she scrubbed the floors furiously.

�Morning, Alpha. I see you had company,� the old man said nonchalantly.

Alpha looked up from her work. �It�s the third time this month. I�ve had 
more gangs attack this place than customers looking for a bite to eat.�

The old man walked closer, finding a few oases free of gore on the 
floor. �It�s a good thing your caf� is at the outskirts of town. I 
shudder to think of what would happen if any of these psychotic thugs 
ever made it into town.�

�I shudder to think of what�s going to happen if I don�t get some 
customers that aren�t trying to kill me, especially since those ones 
usually end up wrecking the place.�

The old man considered that. �Tell you what. I�ll take the bikes off 
your hands. I can get a good price for them. That should cover the 
damage and leave you a little ahead. By the way, I think you missed a 
spleen.�

�Where?�

�Under that table there.�

Alpha looked in the direction he was pointing. �That�s a kidney. Spleens 
are shaped differently and are darker in color.� Alpha stopped cleaning 
and sighed. �I hope Master Kenshiro finds his girlfriend and gets back 
soon. Running the Fist of the North Star Country Caf� is stressful, 
bloody work.�

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

End Spamfic.

Yes, it�s a Fist of the North Star/Yokohama Quiet Country Caf� fusion. 
Hey, both series take place in a post apocalyptic world where 
civilization isn�t what it was. They both center on characters on 
quests. One�s just more� violent, than the other. Why, they�re 
practically identical. I�m just glad I managed to get the fusion done 
before anyone else grabbed the idea.




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