Yay! More quick C+C:


Nugar wrote:

DB Sommer wrote:

Made a mistake last time out. The prologue should have been labeled
chapter 7, not 6

$Heh, been so long since I commented on these, I didn't notice.

Sadly, the author didn't notice either. That's how long it has been.

>from its scabbard when several of the plants shot out of the ground,

wrapping themselves around her wrists and her ankles. Panicked, the
knife slipped from Link�s grasp and fell to the ground. Frantically, she

$Heheh.  The funniest comment I read about this was the one speculating
on whether or not the knife had a hollow handle, and that was why it was
panicking.  The image of a tentacle jammed up the back of a hollow
handled survival knife and waving it menacingly strikes me as obscenely
hilarious.

I rectified that mistake. Now the knife is not panicking.

tried pulling, but the plants seemed to defy the laws of nature by
remaining wrapped around her. She saw that Pink was in a similar
predicament as other plants had wrapped themselves around her limbs,
immobilizing her as well.

�What are we going to do?� Pink wailed.

$"Don't tense up too much," Link replied.

Heh

<snip>

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Early morning light shone through the window as Genma sat alone at the
breakfast table, wringing his hands in a mix of nervousness and
agitation. He removed the bandanna from the top of his bald scalp and
used it to wipe the thin sheen of sweat that had trickled down to his
eyes. His gaze shifted furtively back and forth, not focusing on any one
thing despite the fact he was obviously seeking something. Finished with
removing the sweat, he placed the bandanna back on his head. Unable to
sit still, he began squirming at the table, playing with the crotch of
his gi, where a projection could be clearly seen through the white of
the pants, and winced.

$Just...  ew.

Aw, come on. Genma's a guy. Overweight, but a guy, He's got the needs too.

A sound came from the doorway making Genma sit stock still. He looked up
to see the newcomer was Soun. The owner of the house waved warmly to his
friend and sat down beside him.

Genma tried to calm himself outwardly, but failed at the effort. His
eyes darted around the room again. Satisfied by what he saw, or more
appropriately what he didn�t see, he turned his full attention to Soun.
�Say, Tendou, do you still suffer from that little� problem, we have
around this time of the month?�

$Soun: Stay free ultra slim.  It's not a problem anymore.

Heh.

�And so inconvenient for us,� Soun agreed. �Sometimes I wonder how I�m
able to function at all.�

$Soun functioned?  Since when?

He moves around on his own fairly well most of the time.

Soun noticed, and responded by punching Genma solidly in the ribs. That
shifted his friend�s attention away from Kasumi�s bottom. Barely.

$Aww, Kasumi would probably be happy to help, as a dutiful daughter
should.

Heh. She's not that dutiful. She's a little more with it, thanks to her
mom's influence.

Genma nodded, though it took effort.

$What, his neck was stiff as well?

Ha!

By that time Kasumi had finished grabbing what she needed and closed the
refrigerator. She placed the items on the counter and began rifling
through the drawers, pulling knives and other cooking implements out. As
she moved back and forth, the tie on her robe got caught on the handle
of a drawer. The tie, which hadn�t been tight to begin with, came undone
without her realizing it. As she moved away from the counter to face the
men, her robe came open just enough to show a long line of flesh that
started at her neck and plunged past the valley of her bosom finally
stopping above the neatly trimmed triangle at her loins.

$Well, if it stopped above the triangle, they wouldn't be able to see if
it was neatly trimmed or not, now would they?

Oops. Right. Now it's below

�So, what would
you two like for breakfast?�

Genma�s eyes glazed over and a line of drool trickled from his mouth. He
rose to his feet, almost shambling forward as he said, �I�d like a piece
of your��

$Could have just left it at piece.

Thought it was more lewd if he made it that far.

�Toast!� Soun completed as he grabbed Genma in a tight headlock,
clamping his jaws shut. �However, there is something Saotome and I must
do this morning, and we will be forced to miss breakfast.� To emphasize
his point, he began dragging Genma toward the door leading to the hallway.

�Oh,� Kasumi said, turning to watch the men go. The movement caused her
robe to fall open even more. Now she showed a bit of areola from her
left breast, making both men pause.

$I say, I could quite go for a spot of T.  And A.

Heh

�But she was so close. All I need is a little something to take the edge
off for a little while. Just let me spend some time with her for an hour
or two,� Genma wailed.

�There are other recourses,� Soun assured him, keeping a tight hold on
his head.

Genma�s struggles ceased. �There are?�

$Soun: Masturbation.  It's saved my life.

Nah. That's not enough. They need women. Obviously this is a plot point that
will be expanded upon at a later time. I put several in this chapter.

Soun nodded in agreement. �In any case, I know an adventurous lady whose
husband is on vacation. She was the one I was planning on visiting. I
think we can talk her into a three-way.�

�Won�t we wear her out pretty fast? I mean, she�s not as energetic as
our wives were, is she?�

$Maybe if they hadn't been so energetic, they'd have lived longer.

Nodoka is still alive, and Ayumi died of natural causes. Something enabled
her to resist the disease for a few extra years, though.

Genma slapped his hand affectionately across Soun�s shoulders. �That�s
my Tendou. I should have known you�d have a plan. Lead on. I shall be
close behind.�

$Soun: Not too close, you old freak.

Heh

The two raced down the street toward their destination.

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Benki Kojima

$Oh hell, its a random bystander character.  He's a dead, dead man.
Probably.  They live sometimes.

Nah, he'll surivive. He's simply the first of many to become a plant's
victim. Well, third, technically

yawned at the sheer boredom of it all. Being a security
guard for a conservatory was possibly the dullest job on earth. Before
he started working for the horticulture center, such tedium had been
inconceivable. He was literally watching grass grow.

$If you're high enough, it's a zenlike experience.  Or so I've heard.

I'm not going to try it.

Still, it was a
paying job, and while starving wasn�t as boring, it was considerably
less desirable. One more year of college, and he�d be able to write his
own ticket. Then he would kiss this miserable greenhouse goodbye.

$Heh, it could turn into a french kiss if the plants start getting too
frisky.

Hehe

Benki continued railing at his fate as he patrolled the exterior of the
grounds. It was still an hour before the conservatory would open to the
public. Too bad none of the female staff were interested in him. There
was more than enough time for a quick screw just about anywhere, except
on top of a bed of cactus. Actually, it had been so long since he had a
woman that having a bunch of needles embedded in his ass wouldn�t be too
bad if it meant getting some.

$Heheh.  Apparently, getting some plant matter embedded in his ass is
going to be his only means of getting any.

Ha! Very nice one. It's a sad state of affairs when there's an entire genre
of tentacle plant humor out there.

The girls looked at one another. As he drew close, he saw they were
identical twins, and cute ones too. Not at all the typical dyke female
truckers he was used to. He sure wouldn�t mind fertilizing these two
cuties.

$His stamen is ready for pollination.

Sayuri uses a similar line later.

The driver acted as a spokesperson. �It�s a special plant delivery.�

Benki noted a faint Chinese accent. That was doubly curious. �I didn�t
hear anything about it. I�d better call it in.�

He started to go for his walkie-talkie when the girls exchanged another
glance. This time it was the one on the passenger�s side who reacted.
She opened the door to the truck and walked toward Benki. He had just
hit the transmit switch when he saw the girl unbutton the Chinese style
blouse she was wearing. He stood transfixed as she opened the top,
showing off a pair of breasts.

$People on the other end of the radio are wincing at the transmit squeal
and muttering 'Get off the button, dipshit!'

Heh

Benki allowed himself to be led. If she was going to bribe him with her
body, who was he to deny the young girl the opportunity to corrupt both
his and her morals? He�d demand the other twin do the same, of course.
It wouldn�t be fair to make her sister put out and for her to not do so
as well.

$Such a considerate man.  His logic is faultless.

Mysoginstic as well.

She opened the door to the back and rolled it up into its housing.
Walking backward, she curled her finger, indicating he should follow her
inside. Transfixed by the sight of her breasts, Benki was unaware of
anything else as he walked into the darkness of the truck.

There was a scream a moment later, then silence.

$Benki walked back out a moment later, eyes wide and shaken.  "Whoa,
that plant, it just grabbed that girl!  I've got to get out of here!"  A
moment later he added, "And get a video camera."

Heh. Reminds of me one of the strips I read once on Sexy loser with a
husband's wife cheating on him with a female cheerleader and him wanting to
set up a hidden camera for it.

The answer satisfied Nabiki. She began grinning. �Well, remember what I
said about being persistent with her. Not forceful, just persistent. She
only goes for guys like that. She�ll part her legs for you, eventually.�

$Oddly enough, this is the only part of the fic I don't enjoy.  While I
do like people being mean to each other, lying in order to accomplish
that just strikes me as being... wrong.

Nabiki is a bad girl when it comes to this. OTOH, it helps me milk the gag.

�Yeah, thanks for the tip again,� Ranma said sincerely. �And don�t
mention this to Akane, okay? I don�t think she�d be mad at me for dating
one of her friends, but you never know.�

�It�ll be between you and me.� And she meant it. Having Akane tip Ranma
off regarding Sayuri�s true nature would ruin Nabiki�s fun, after all.
One of the driving forces in her life was the need to keep herself
entertained, even if other people weren�t. Besides, if Ranma became
truly irritated, she could always fall back to the old stand by and blow
him. Guys acted like that was the best form of apology a girl could
give.

$And christmas present.  And birthday present.  Thanksgiving.  Arbor day
(Lets celebrate wood!).  Valentines day, too, though my wife gave me a
pair of lab rats.  WTF?

Poor man. Women's minds work in mysterious ways.

Nabiki tilted her head slightly toward Ranma and whispered, �Don�t trust
her. She�ll knee you in the groin the first chance she gets.�

$See, that's just mean.

Yep

�Sometimes it�s just too easy.� Nabiki grinned to herself. She was in
the mood to read something light, like Machiavelli. She always became
wet when reading that.

$Snerk.  That's classic.

Thank you.

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Once free of the school, Ranma ran quickly to meet Sayuri at their
rendezvous in front of a nearby coffee shop. He was plenty early, and he
knew girls were always late. As near as he could tell, it was a test
they liked to give to men to see if they were prompt and patient when it
came to dealing with the girl. Complaining about their lateness always
seemed to anger a girl, though the girl could complain for hours on end
if the guy was late. It was such a double-standard. If it wasn�t for
pussy, Ranma would give up on the species altogether.

$Heh.  I'm sensing a sort of resigned horny bitterness, here.

Women are exasperating at the best of times

Ranma was surprised to see Sayuri already waiting patiently for him. He
looked at his watch, fearful he had made the cardinal mistake. Much to
his relief, he was a bit early. Sayuri�s inexplicable behavior threw him
off. What did it mean when a girl was early?

$She wanted to be the man in the relationship.

Heh

�How about we get something to eat?� Ranma suggested. �I recommend the
�Mountain o� Pork� hamburger. There�s almost as much pig as there is cow
in it.�

Sayuri�s attitude became icy. �I am a vegetarian. I do not eat meat.�

$Ranma:  What about fish?
Sayuri: So long as it's a fish taco.

�Not even if it�s charbroiled to perfection with barbeque sauce
slathered on it?�

�No.� Acid dripped from Sayuri�s voice. �I believe in animal rights and
would never murder some poor, defenseless animal.�

$Heh.  It's not murder if someone else killed it first.  Besides, plants
make air, and animals eat plants.  Save the air, eat a cow.

Somehow insects, despite being part of the animal kingdom, never get counted
in the whole ani rights thing.  Just not fair, I tell you.

Rather than backing off, Ranma�s eyes narrowed slightly. �Ever have a
Doberman use you as his personal chew toy?�

$Heheh.

It's not funny, let me tell you.

Unless it's happening to someone you don't like, of course.

�I can�t swim.�

�Been buried in sand up to your neck and have crows try to poke your
eyes out?�

$Sayuri:  Well, there was this one...  No.

Heh

it would be easier to start gnawing on your ankle and work his way up.�

$Pandas, too.  That bamboo shoot fetish is just an act.

Secretly evil, No doubt about that.

BTW, the above is the what we call drawing on real life experiences. A
perfect example of 'Blind Date Hell.' Never let a friend set you up with one
of his activist girlfriend's friends unless you too are an activist. After
the first five minutes, when we started to talk to one another, it went
spiraling downhill fast. One of the worst nights of my life. I actually got
the line, "You're one of the reasons why things are so wrong with this
world." My response of, "I'm dedicating the next ten pounds of steak I buy
in your name" went over well either. The next day I smacked my friend in the
head and made him buy me a case of beer in reperation.

�That�s actually very thoughtful of you,� Sayuri admitted. From what
girls said, they were lucky if a guy bothered to find out their last
name, which further convinced Sayuri that her sexual orientation was for
the best. Girls treated each other far better than guys treated them.

$Oh, yeah?  When was the last time a guy looked at a pretty girl across
the room and said something like 'She's trying too hard.  Her bra strap
is showing.  That dress makes her look like a total slut.  She should
have worn a looser shirt to hide those pounds.  What'd she apply that
eyeshadow with, a shovel?'

I'm sure more than one gay guy has said that. Probably been right, too.

unless he was already talking to a girl and

thought it'd be a good way to get in her panties?

Good angle. Never thought of that one.

Inwardly, Ranma smiled. Women liked it when a guy showed some attention
to their interests, and showing her he had good monetary sense would
impress her as well.

$Oh, well, you win some, you lose some.

True

He�d get into her pants by the end of the night.

$Y'know, I really thought he'd do it, too, though my mind kept throwing
up unlikely scenarios involving his girl side, all his clothes catching
on fire, and having to rifle through her closet.

Heh. He already did that once in her school locker

Sayuri paused in front of the booth. �Excuse me, but you wouldn�t happen
to be related to someone named Gosunkugi, would you?�

�No.�

�Oh, I was just wondering since you look so much like him,� Sayuri
explained.

$Implying that Gos is regularly buggered about by brutal plantlife?

Just that he's pale and emaciated.

Ranma�s eye. Sayuri seemed captivated by them, admiring them as she read
each placard that was bolted to the railing lining the pathway they
walked on. Each sign was dedicated to one of the species of plants in
the room and had a great deal of information on them.

$Heheh.  My wife has gotten to almost hate going to museums and zoos for
the same reason.  She wanders through and looks at stuff, I'm over there
reading the placards.  All of them.

I read the cards too, but don't go all that often. FIsh aquarium in
Baltimore was the first time I'd been in one for years.

�It must be someone�s idea of a joke, and not a very funny one, at
that.� Sayuri tried walking away, but found that she had somehow ended
up with a vine wrapped around one of her legs. She cursed as she tried
to unwrap it. �These guys really need to trim the bushes around here.
The overgrowth is getting ridiculouAAAAAAAH!�

$Hehehe.

It had to come in at some point.

And I'm still astonished this chapter turned out as long as it did with how
few scenes there are.

Upon seeing Sayuri pulled into the air, dangling on the end of the vine,
Ranma�s first instinct had been to grab her. Noticing what she was
wearing underneath her skirt, Ranma instead froze, staring at the dark
patch of hair whose outline was visible through the nearly transparent
material.

$Whee.  Let the fanservice commence.

More than fanservice this time out.

�I knew she was hot to trot,� Ranma said to himself. Chicks didn�t wear
see-though underwear on a date unless they were looking to get some.

A second scream of fright snapped Ranma out of his reverie. His date was
being dragged off into the bushes by someone other than him. That was
unacceptable!

$Heh.  That's cute.

And true, too.

vigorously. That was just wrong. Plants were not supposed to go in
places like that.

$Yeah, those orifices are reserved solely for the use of fungi.

Heh

It was at that moment that the vines withdrew from one of the people.
Ranma saw that fallen man was incredibly emaciated and pale, just like
the other two people working in the conservatory. Now it all fell into
place.

$Oh, this must be one of those new weight loss clinics.  They'll pump
the pounds right out of you!

I'd say the price it too high, though.

�Seems like a guy can�t go for a little walk in a park without some damn
tentacle plant going around and raping everything in sight.�

$Sad, but true.  Some days it just doesn't pay to leave the house
without your iron, padlocked underwear.

At least a chastity belt.

What a perfect opportunity to impress his date. Saving her from a
rapist, even one of the botanical kind, would get him bonus points like
nothing else could. Boldly Ranma proclaimed, �Have no fear. I�ll rescue
you from this deviant plant and its perverse plans.� He leveled a finger
at the plant and said, �Get ready for some Saotome Style DDT, you
overgrown weed.�

$I think there's been a little too much sailor moon influence here.
First the enemy is using a hairbrained scheme to suck innocent people's
energy, and now he's making speeches about how he's going to punish it?

He's being melodramatic for Sayuri's sake. Otherwise he's just kick its ass
without the preamble.

�Ah, you ain�t so tough,� he boasted and cautiously headed toward the
shrubs she lay behind.

It was at that moment that Sayuri screeched, gaining Ranma�s attention.
He mentally chided himself for forgetting about her, even for a moment.
He looked up to see that a number of vines had wrapped themselves around
her limbs, not only suspending her in mid-air, but spread-eagling her at
the same time. It made for quite the sight.

$I bet.

Feel free to fanart that one. :)

The girl was still hot on Ranma�s trail, now at the apex of her own
leap. Ranma waved at her, then released his hold on the sapling.

$That's pretty cool.

I'm sure it's been used before.

Ranma couldn�t help but turn his full attention to Sayuri plight as the
plant�s phallic vines, which up to that point had been content to merely
rub themselves against their victim though her panties, decided that was
sufficient foreplay. Forcing themselves into the waistband, the vines
effortlessly tore the undergarment to shreds off, leaving Sayuri splayed
wide open for Ranma to see.

$Sayuri: Hey!  Who's going to pay for that?  Those things are expensive!
Ranma had better get his act together.

Heh

�Nice.� Ranma whistled appreciatively. It was definitely wrong for a
nice pussy like that to be clamped shut as tightly as Sayuri kept it.
Like Ranma�s mother always said, the gods made a woman�s pussy to be
fucked, and they designed guys to do the fucking. It was only natural.
Of course, Sayuri had every right to choose who would be doing the
fucking, but she ought to choose, rather than remaining so frigid.

Again Ranma�s libidinous

$Heh, I'm going to have to assume you spelled that one correctly.  Not a
word I use a whole lot, I'm afraid.  Not that I could pronounce it anyway.

I'm pretty sure it's accurate. Word liked it.

Pink translated. �Yes, the master said he is tired of you depraved
mammals ignoring plant rights and treating them like they are unworthy
of life. You sick creatures murder billions of plants every year, even
breeding them to be eaten when all they want is to be left alone.

$Despite the vegetarian/meatitarian conversation earlier, I didn't see
this coming at all.  I mean, who ever heard of a tentacle monster having
a reason?

I needed something else to go with the tentacle plant chapter to keep it
from being too predcitably cliche. Then this came to me, and it felt right
to use it.

The plant spoke again.

Pink said, �Obviously you are unwilling to listen to reason, therefore
your mind will be opened just as the others were.�

$I don't think it's his mind thats going to get pried open...

Heh

�Quit acting like it�s a spur of the moment decision. You were going to
do that anyway!� Ranma shouted.

The discussion finally broke Sayuri down as the vines hovered menacingly
at her orifices. �Please, Ranma, get me away from this thing! I�ll do
anything, even go on a date with you!�

$That'll work.

Well, mostly.

While Ranma finished off the pair, Sayuri�s predicament grew direr as
one of the phallic shaped vines had drawn up near her face. �No, don�t
do it! I�ll respect plant rights. I�ll swear off being a vegetarian and
only eat meat!�

$Be sure and take plenty of vitamin pills.  Scurvy is nasty.

Heh

Unimpressed by her declaration, the vine forced its way into her mouth,
making her cries turn into muffled gags.

$Heh, typical.

Another was quick to follow,
forcing its way up her backside

$O_o

while the largest one of all jammed
itself up her pussy.

$....do what?  No, no, I didn't see that coming at all.  Was sorta
expecting him to save her, to tell you the truth.  A little dental
examination, fine.  Easy to stay fairly detached.  But all the way?
Oooh.  That probably hurts.

A bit. But since this is a lemon, it's not really meant to be realistic.
It's humorous, for the most part. Sort of like comedic porn, though there is
a plot underneath everything. Maybe not a good one, but it is there.

The ball burst suddenly, sending a cloud of spores his way. Ranma
stopped breathing, not even taking a deep breath. He tensed up to leap,
but just as he was about to do so, two hands grabbed onto his ankles,
preventing him from going anywhere other than face first into the
ground. The impact made him take a deep breath, catching a lungful of
the spores. Instantly, he became senseless as the spores acted as a
sedative, nearly rendering him unconscious.

$Really, plants don't release spores.  They release pollen.  So really,
what he just inhaled was a big old lungful of plant jizz.  Kinda like
what we breathe spring, summer, and fall.

My, how... picturesque.

�The master intends to take over the world, I don�t think that leaves
much of a market for your book.�

$Pink: Of course it would, since I helped him do it.  Exclusive
publishing rights.  Compulsory purchase.  Required reading.  It could
become the bible of the new millennium!  'The memoirs of Pink: How you
became slaves.'

Son of a gun. You have a point.

While the twins argued, the plant in question hoisted Ranma�s senseless
form up in the air, just like it had Sayuri. The vines wasted no time in
forcing their way into the waistband of Ranma�s pants, ripping both them
and his boxers to shreds. Immediately one of the phallic shaped heads
position itself next to his anus. The moistened head drew back like a
serpent, then surged forward, forcing its way past his sphincter and
into his bowels.

$...oh, bugger.  What, is it after more fertilizer?  Seriously, I wasn't
expecting that.  Oh, well, Ranma and Sayuri will get plenty of
opportunities to form a lasting relationship when they visit the local
rape counselor together.  Though I doubt Sayuri will be very sympathetic
to him, given he failed to rescue her in time.
   Sayuri:  Yeah, he screamed like a little bitch.
   Ranma: Hey!
   Sayuri:  And I don't see where you get to complain, either, guys are
always saying they just want to 'give it a try, see what it's like'.
   Ranma: Now I know why the caged bird sings.

Heh. But it's necessary for this

It rested like that for a moment, than the plant roared out in pain.

$Eh?

A plot point. More on this later.

The effect on Ranma was instantaneous as he felt a surge of energy flow
into him, burning the spores out of his system. His eyes opened wide and
he jerked at the sudden influx of power surging through his body. His
cock instantly turned into a bar of iron.

$Some sort of legacy his father's conditions passed on to him?

Seems to lean that way, doesn't it?

The plant writhed in obvious pain, casting all of its other victims
aside as it withdrew its vines from them. All save the one in Ranma,
which, while it jerked back and forth, unable to remove the vine from
his opening. Instead the plant continued howling as its energy was
drained off, withering badly.

Feeling the intruder shifting around in his bottom helped Ranma
concentrate on what had happened, and was happening to him. �You jerk!

$I was saving myself for Kuno!

Ha!

You�re going to pay for ramming your stem up my backside!�

$Rape really isn't funny.  Unless you're raping a clown, of course.

In reality, no. As I said, this isn't really meant to be realistic, though.

Ranma unleashed an indigo beam of energy nearly three meters wide. The
ray hit the plant squarely in its head. The whole plant, right down to
its roots, burst open like an overripe tomato, splattering one side of
the room in floral gore. It was like a tornado had torn through a garden.

$I guess he tossed it's salad, all right.

Ha!

Tentacle Plant humor, gotta love it. :)

All of the remaining vines went limp. Ranma grunted as he removed the
one dangling from his ass. He felt his stomach roil as he stared at it.

$roll

Nope. Stirring up turbulantly. Roil was what I wanted to use.

�I ain�t never eating a salad again as long as I live.� He looked down
at his hands. While he knew he was powerful, he had never been capable
of anything like that before. Moreover, he still felt the odd energy
flowing through his body, though not in as large a quantity as before
the blast.

$Pure H energy.

Yeah, pretty much

Pink�s hand slipped under her dress and she began to finger herself. �We
need another dose of that energy. I think if we get one more dose,
without it draining us at the same time, we�ll be all right.�

$Oscar winning material, no.  A setup for a lemon scene, oh yes.

A contrivance, to be sure. Need 'em in gratuitous lemons, don't you know.

Ranma looked at his hands, the ones that unleashed his chi attack. �I
think I absorbed some of its energy when it tried to take mine. I�m not
sure how, but I am a kick ass martial artist. No leafy vegetable can
beat me in a straight on fight.�

As Link began fingering herself, she gasped out, �If that�s true, then
you can give us the energy and cure us.�

$Heheh.

Not even trying for subtlty, I'm not.

A grin split Ranma�s features, �And you�ll want me to deliver you this
energy by�?�

�Having sex with us,� Pink finished.

Ranma looked to the heavens, tears running down his cheeks. He cried
out, �Yes! There is a god, and he loves me.� Ranma was about to live out
every man�s fantasy: having sex with hot twins. It was the best day of
his life, being sodomized not withstanding.

$There's something fundamentally wrong with saying, "Yeah, except for
getting ass raped, my day was great!"

Yes, but there is something fundamentally wrong with this fic. :)

There was only one tiny problem.

Ranma turned to Sayuri. Melodramatically, he said, �I�m sorry, but I
have to help these two poor victims of that awful plant�s evil
machinations, and there�s only one way to do it. If there was any other
way.� He paused, mostly to keep from continuing with, �I�d ignore it and
fuck them anyway.�

$Heheh.  Remarkable restraint.  Almost OOC, even.

He's trying, at least.

Sayuri nodded in understanding. �Of course, you have to help these
attractive, nubile, sexy girls. I�d never forgive you if you didn�t.�

Her quick acceptance took him aback, but only momentarily. �You�re so
understanding.�

�I cannot ignore their plight,� Sayuri said sagely. �In fact, while
you�re helping one, I�ll keep the other�s motor running.�

$Heh, she's just going to keep pushing the start button.

Hahaha. Yeah, pretty much

Ranma stared, dumbfounded. While Akane had assured him Sayuri was a nice
girl, he had no idea she�d be willing to go to such great lengths to
help someone in need, and a complete stranger at that. Truly she was a
good person, and a talented muff-diver, if Pink�s moans were any
indication.

$She is truly a saint.

Oui

There was another cry of pain from Link, much louder and sharper than
before. The girl appeared to be in even worse shape than her sister. It
was Ranma�s solemn duty to jump her bones and deliver her from the pain
she was in.

Raising the hem of her one-piece Chinese style dress, Ranma was
delighted to discover a lack of underwear. Perhaps that wasn�t really a
surprise, given her statements about the evil plant having its way with
her on a regular basis, and the fact it seemed to consider undergarments
an impediment to be destroyed.

$I knew it wasn't all bad.

As long as it's not your underwear it's destroying, I suppose.

Being so close to a girl that was in essentially in heat drove Ranma
into a frenzy, thanks to the excess sexual energy that still coursed
through his veins.

$A few veins, at any rate.

Heh.

Ranma backed his hips up slightly, and pushed forward again, barely
getting another inch inside. He couldn�t believe how tight her pussy was.

$Odd, would have expected her to be a little looser, given the plant's
proclivities.

I wanted to contrast the twins in ways other than their personalities. 
Otherwise things might read a little too redundently.

Ranma paused for a moment, savoring the sensations. Link was much
tighter than Keiko had been. With a pussy that felt as nice as this, he
could understand why the plant had wanted her as a slave. He couldn�t
condone its actions, but he could understand them.

$Really, it was the trying to keep it all to itself that made it a
menace that had to be destroyed.

Well, that and the whole mind control thing

�It�s so good! Fill me up! I need it bad� Link cried out, her Chinese
accent becoming more pronounced.

$Apparently, the chinese don't use commas at the end of their dialogue.

Neither do American authors. Will add

being affected by the plant�s energy, and not due to some shortcoming on
his part.

$Link: Aww, it's okay honey, you'll do better next time.

Like that would make things better.

Ranma walked over to Sayuri and tapped her on the shoulder.

She didn�t respond.

Ranma tapped her again.

$He's not going to win any friends that way.

Nope, not really, but he has business to take care of

She continued lapping away.

He shook her by the shoulder.

Sayuri turned on him and viciously snapped, �What?! Can�t you see I�m
eating?�

$It's not polite to talk with your mouth full.

Heh

�Leftovers. Better than nothing, I guess.� More eagerly than her words
might have indicated, she went over to Link�s side. After a moment�s
indecision, she fell to her knees and picked up where she had left off
with Pink.

$Ah, her first taste of second hand man spunk.  Methinks she's going to
develop a taste from it, and turn into a cock sucking fool with an
insatiable thirst for cum...  Or she's going to floss really well tonight.

Only future chapters will reveal the truth. Be sure to tune in.

Ranma mounted her, amazed as, unlike her sister, he managed to sink his
entire length into her in one thrust. He was easily able to shuttle back
and forth, a wonderful, if different sensation than her twin. Taking
Link had been like storming a castle with archers at the walls and a
moat filled with piranha surrounding it. Pink was like an open air arena
with the doors wide open and a marching band inviting him in. It made
things easier as he was able to �get to work�, and began shuttling back
and forth into her.

$If he's got to take the shuttle to get from one end to the other, maybe
she's a little TOO loose....

Only so many different terms you can use, and I've come close to using them 
all. :)

They continued that way for nearly a half hour, but eventually even
Ranma couldn�t hold off any longer. As he pounded away, he warned, �I�m
about to come.�

�Wait,� Pink gasped out. �Let me get off one more time, and I�ll
dedicate a chapter to you.�

Ranma: Babe, by the time I finally come, it's going to be worth VOLUMES.

Ha! If only we could.

had some horrible side effect, but a quick check showed she was merely
resting. The influx of energy (undoubtedly in conjunction with his
talented lovemaking) had left Pink with that petite morte stuff he had
read about in one of Kasumi�s Harlequin romance novels.

$pretty sure Harlequin shouldn't be capped.

Hmm. I thought it was a company name. I could be wrong, though

�Tell me who your Big Sister is.�

�You are!� Link cried out as her whole body shook in what was an obvious
climax.

$Hah!

I thought it would be a nice touch to give the underutilized Sayuri. Her 
participation in lemons is few and far between. It's one of the reasons I 
used her here instead of Shampoo.

wrong idea. It was� the plant. Yes. It affected me when it forced its
way into my body. Normally I�m not that� forceful. Unless Ranko likes
the idea of having a �Big Sister�, of course. Then it would be okay.�

�Uh, I�m really not sure.� Ranma had this horrible feeling he was
missing something.

$Oh, come on.  Even Ranma's not that dense.  Not that I'm insisting you
change it, it's more a petite outrage.

This is Nabiki's fault. Ranma's trusting she knew what she was talking about 
when it comes to Sayuri. Otherwise he would have picked up on her preference 
a while ago. Remember, once you think you know something, it's hard to get 
derailed from that way of thought.

Further thoughts on the matter were killed instantly as a familiar voice
said in a Kansai drawl, �Whal, whal, whal. Lookee here, boys. It looks
to be like we�ve dun stumbled upon discovered bunch of pre-verts engaged

$To the 'post-vert' comment Michael made:  Heh!

It was a nice line

in an orgy. And we got the paint boy on the scene as well, applying a
basecoat to a bunch of these here people, no doubt.�

$Ranma:  Actually, I was just finishing up with the high gloss and
thinking about breaking out the latex trim...  Wait, what the hell are
you talking about?

Refernce to chapter 2 when he was peeking on Nabiki in the bath and the 
Sheriff made his first apperance

�It�s not our fault!� Ranma shouted. �It�s because of that plant�� He
started out pointing at the blasted remains, then stopped. His shoulders
slumped in defeat. �Never mind. You wouldn�t believe it anyway. Just
lock me up.� He held his hands out, wrists close together.

Sheriff Justice slapped the handcuffs on him. �Round �em up, boys.
Jail�s going to be full tonight.�

$Ranma:  Why does it always end in sodomy?!  WHY, GOD, WHY?!?

Heh

�I went on a date that wasn�t a date. Got raped by a tentacle plant. Got
arrested. Luckily, there was a videotape of the plant attacking everyone
and me killing it, so Sheriff Justice let me go on the basis I wasn�t
�pre-verted� enough to arrest.

$I bet you could buy that video bootleg in the market the next morning,
and it'd be fansubbed and in america the day after.

Planttenatclerape.com. I'm sure it's out there, somewhere

He went back to burn the plant to ashes,
and is going to deport the girls responsible for bringing it into his
jurisdiction. He really doesn�t like perverted things, does he?�

Akane nodded. �It�s his personal crusade. He sees perversion around
every corner.�

$Probably wears hose and watches fantasy island at home.

I don't think you want me to write out the descriptive imagery in that one

Ranma shook his head. �No thanks. I�ve had enough vegetables for the
rest of my life. I�m going to bed.� He bid the others good night and
headed to bed. Soon he was asleep, though his dreams were plagued by
giant plants with the face of Kunou pledging their undying love for him
while trying to ram their tentacles up his backside.

$Hey, at least it never started singing.  Was seriously expecting a
Little Shop of Horrors reference, but perhaps it's best that never
happened.

LSoH, was never a favorite of mine. Actually, couldn't stand the movie. Any 
version of it

Not too many errors, just enough to give me something to look for.
Overall....  Ah, where to begin.

Yes, by all means. Let me have it

I have to admit, I underestimated your determination.  Was seriously not
expecting Sayuri to be pollinated, though she didn't seem too upset
about it.

Nah. As I said, we're not going for overt realism here

 Was even more surprised when Ranma felt the old stamen.  I
don't shock often, but that was worth a few blinks before I started
laughing.  Why the plant suddenly lost its energy and howled in pain
doesn't quite make sense to me, so I'd like to see that explained.

That was why I needed him stamened. So that that could happen. It'll all 
make sense by the end

Actually, I'd expect him to wonder about it more, himself.  The lemon
scene was pretty good, not as hot and heavy as I've seen you do, but
it's hard to be really erotic when a few moments previous you had a chi
blast kill a tentacle demon plant.

This is more humor oriented with lemon in it. Not really going for eroticism 
or real hardcore porn. At least, not in comparison with some of the things I 
write.

 A limitation of the genre, I'm

afraid.  Still, quite a fun chapter, I've shared it with several others
not on the FFML.  This would be a good parody for Ghastly's Ghastly
Comic.

Not familiar with that. I'll have to check it out sometime.

  Really, I enjoyed commenting on it as much as I enjoyed reading

it.

And I enjoyed reading the comments. They help make things worthwhile when it 
comes to posting these publically. Always hate it when it feels like I send 
something off into the vacuum. Also helps me improve my writing skills. But 
I definitely appreciate the time you invested into C+Cing it.

Thanks again.

DB SOmmer

Eh, enough talk from me.  Look forward to more.

-Nugar


















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