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[KareKano][Thumbnail Theatre]
His and Her Circumstances is the property and creation of Gainax 
and the infamous director Anno, along with various other entities, 
none of whom happen to be;  I prefer to make a mockery of other 
people's fine work rather than actually do anything original.  Even 
the format is a rip-off of the original Toasty Frog Evangelion 
Thumbnail Theatre at:  
http://toastyfrog.com/jump/thumbnail_theatre.shtml
Feedback or good thumbnails can be sent to 
caleb_david@angelfire.com
My other works can be found at:  
http://www.angelfire.com/anime5/ficaleb

KareKano Thumbnail Theatre 
a.k.a. Cliff notes on Crack (at least until I get some thumbnails; if 
anyone can hook me up with some topnotch thumbnails I'd be 
much obliged)

Episode 1
By:  Kaleb

Text:  Hello.  Despite this being anime as opposed to manga, you'll 
be seeing a lot of us, and by the end of the last episode 
(mwhahahaha) you should be thoroughly sick of us.

Yukino:  "How do others see me?"  That is the question.  For must 
not the protagonist be burdened with the neurosis of the Creator?

Arima:  You get off easy compared to the transference I get stuck 
with.

Yukino:  Hey, your not supposed to cut into my intro yet!

Yukino:  *ahem*  I'm Miyazawa Yukino.  As you can see from the 
flowers by my name, I'm special.  Praise me peasants.

Girls:  You're so altruistic, lacking in faults, and modest, 
Miyazawa.  

Yukino:  You're to kind.  Now excuse me while I swell with ego 
and evil laughter.  

Yukino:  Damn you Arima!  Not only did you steal my fangirls, 
but you got more flowers with your intro too! 

Stop lights:  This is about as unsubtle as a symbolic scene change 
gets.

Yukino:  Now that I'm back within the safety of my lair, I can take 
off my mask and reveal my true identity as the selfish and self-
serving QUEEN OF VANITY!

Yukino:  Damn you Arima!  How dare you get a better exam score 
than me and monopolize all the praise and attention that should 
rightfully be mine!  I shall single-mindedly devote my entire being 
to destroying you!

Arima:  You're pretty amazing and nice, Miyazawa.  I think I'm 
getting a crush on you.

Yukino:  Go to hell, rich boy.

Yukino:  Who left the Air on; it's making me sleepy.  Maybe if I 
imagine a violent slaughter of robots I can stay awake.  One robot 
getting cracked like a shrimp, second robot getting knifed in the 
face, third robot getting shot up with spikes.  Hmm, these guys 
sorta look like sheep. zzzzz.

Yukino:  Ack!  I almost died a more pathetic death than Asuka!

Yukino:  But pulling those all-nighters was worth it, for I am once 
again number one.  Now it's your turn to writhe in the agony of 
being second best, Arima.

Arima:  Wow.  You really are great, Miyazawa.

Yukino:  What fun is it climbing to the top if I can't crush people 
underneath my heels in the process?  Can't you act just a little bit 
dejected?

Arima:  Unlike you, I don't really care about being praised or 
number one, and yet I still manage to excel and be noticed without 
such selfish motives.

Yukino:  Damn you Arima!  You've made me realize what a stupid 
hypocrite I am!  I fell an attack of angst and flashbacks coming on.

Stop lights:  Let's kick you while your down by driving home that 
your once again stuck at an impasse.  

Yukino:  Stupid symbolic scene-change.

Arima:  I love you.

Yukino:  What?!  It's only the first episode!  You can't confess 
yet!  Don't you know anything about romances; a confession can 
only come after many denials of our true feelings and awkward 
attempts to admit them.  Let my rejection teach you to flaunt 
tradition so flagrantly.  

Kano:  You sure about that sis?

Yukino:  Oh crap!  Sure, it was great finally getting to see him 
dejected, but now that I think about; he's a great guy:  Smart, nice, 
hot, not to mention rich.  What the hell was I thinking?!

Yukino:  FLYING ROCKET KIC.. uh, you're not Tsukino, are 
you. 

Arima:.

Yukino.. Would somebody shut that bamboo peddler up?!  This 
is awkward enough as is.

Arima:.

Yukino:.

Arima:  Um, are you going to remove your foot from my stomach 
anytime soon?  You're floating in mid air is starting to weird me 
out.

Yukino:  I'm doomed!  My secret identity has been discovered by 
my arch nemesis.  Damn you Arima!


End Episode 1


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