In a message dated 7/28/2002 8:02:27 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
sommer@3rdm.net writes:
And doing a little more C+C:
All-righty, then!!! ^_^
> "Here you go," Haruka said, grabbing Genma under the arms and
> placing her on the ground. She took a moment to straighten out the
> little girl's uniform, brushing a few dust specks off of her blouse
> and tightening the ribbons tied around the base of the rabbit-ears
> in her hair.
Heh. Cute.
Mix Genma with Chibiusa and somehow, through some incomprehensible
means, you get cute out of it.
I don't know how, but you do. ^_^
> Haruka patted the girl on the head and smirked. "So study a
> little longer. Maybe you could even join the soccer team." She revved
> her bike's engine a couple of times and took off at her usual
> alarming rate. "Have fun making new friends, Genko-chan!"
Urk!
Have to make it as agonizing as possible, y'know. ^_^
> *PLUNK*Chk-CHK!* Genma opened her eyes to find her nose
> touching the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun. The gun was held by an
> all-too-familiar muscular man in black leather and mirrored
> sunglasses.
Hmm.
The Terminator joke's not quite dead yet. Gotta milk it for all
it's got! ^_^
> "I told you I'd be back!" the half-robotic truant officer
> announced in his Austrian accent. "You have two minutes to get to
> class," he added, motioning with his weapon toward the school gates.
> "Or I dust you like burnt cake."
My. They run a tight ship here too, don't they?
This particular Truantator is keeping special notice of Genma...
> The teachers scrambled to find their students and took roll.
>
> "Okay, okay, okay," a female teacher panted in shock. "Seiya?
> Yes, there you are. Kanou? Ahhh, good, good. I'm glad. Moiyra Ririka?"
Don't know that one, I'm afraid.
Nurse Angel Ririka. A semi-obscure anime that I originally intended
to dump Genma into, but I couldn't dig up enough information on it
to make a viable sort of plot develop. All I had was basic info that
it involved something called the Flower of Life, and that called to me
for a crossover joke with the Invid from Macross.
But, since I couldn't fish up any info, I ditched the Ririka plot, left
the joke in, and moved the whole Genma Embarrassment Routine
lock, stock, and barrel over to Cardcaptor Sakura.
Plenty of info on CCS on the internet. Especally compared to Ririka.
Plus, I have a better chance of people being able to suggest better
CCS jokes. ^_^
> "Last Friday he said he was going to be busy with his research
> over at Mugen High. We're getting a substitute today."
>
> "Oh? Who's it gonna be?"
>
> "I have no idea," Rei whispered back,
But it won't bode well for them in any case
Nope. I still have a wacky teacher joke to squeeze in before the
plot suffers a cardiac arrest. Going to have to take it in for
major surgery, but until then, I've got it on life support.
> "I am," the girl breathed hard, "Tomoe Hotaru," she finished
> writing her name on the board, "and I'll be your substitute teacher
> for this class from now on for Mondays and Thursdays."
Hmm. Quite the new role for her.
Checked with Hinako, but she got this weird NGE crossover job, so she
wasn't interested. Therefore, I had to stuff in more of the SM cast.
Hotaru is... more or less qualified. ^_^
> The fanged one's growl died off when something about the air
> felt completely, utterly wrong. He turned to see the substitute
> teacher stand back up. Seemingly from the floor, a heavy breeze blew
> back Hotaru's hair and a purplish-red aura rose off of her body.
> The air went still and an unseen woman started singing a few soft,
> calm, and serene notes.
Yep. This is bad.
Anyone lifeless enough (like me) to have seen entire the S series of
Sailor Moon will recognize Mistress Nine's influence gearing up. In
the original, most of Hotaru's classmates were quite afraid of her.
Funny, though, how people in fan fiction make it out that people are
afraid of Hotaru because of her weird powers to heal people and things
like that. In the anime, at least, people aren't afraid of that. They're
more scared of getting blasted and spindled by Mistress Nine!!! ^_^
> "Oh dear..." Holding her chest, the girl stumbled and fell to
> her knees, taking a sudden, surprised breath. The class sat,
> transfixed by her as she stood back up and walked back to stand
> behind the front desk. Frowning, she glanced around at the others.
> "I'm fine," she said, trying to sound cheerful. "That was just a
> seizure; they happen to me from time to time." She waved her hands
> bashfully. "There's no need to be alarmed."
Heh. Cute way to phrase it
She thinks they're just seizures, but she's got this weird "Dark Messiah"
daimon stuck inside her. The whole thing's quite Gothic and dark... but
hey, I'm at the helm of this here story, so no worries! No worries at all.
^_-
> "She likes stuff about marrage?" a girl with dark eyes and
> long dark hair whispered to herself. She turned to her friend, who
> was sitting next to her. "Maybe I could could get her to help me
> try out a few new designs on Sakura..." Aloud, she said. "Sakura-
> chan, what do you think about inviting her out later to help with
> a costume I've been working on?"
>
> Kinomoto Sakura, a girl with short brown hair and a sort of
> thoughtful, innocent look about her, didn't take her gaze off of
can drop 'of'
Right. Got it.
> Genma slowly nodded, and with all the enthusiasm of an inmate
> going through the hallway toward the gas chamber, walked over to the
> empty desk. She slumped down into it with a downtrodden, resigned
> expression on her face.
Heh
Gotta have proper analogies, y'know. Wouldn't be proper otherwise!
> Youma Laracroft
*Sigh* Some of these names.
Yeah, I thought about different sorts of names, but I figured, hey,
why be subtle about it? ^_^
> *BAM!*WHACK!*POWWWWWW!!!*
>
> "The Principal will be most pleased to know we have a prisoner
> to interrogate," Vader mused.
Heh. Cute. Just don't overuse the gag.
I've got a few more planned. I'll have to experiment around with them to see
if they work, in the end.
And if they don't work, then, by golly, we'll make 'em work!!!! ^_^
*Thwip-pssh!!* Yee-haw!
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