Start is a little bumpy, so have to rewrite that.
Rough draft only.

Will rewrite after done with 2 chapters of this.
Enjoy and C&C!






May It Be
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A Ranma 1/2 / LOTR crossover

written by DJGeek

Disclaimer: They'll all MINE! SO SUE ME!

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CHAPTER 1: BALLAD OF THE SHATTERED HEART, 
TUNE OF THE COMING LOVE...














Ranma felt alone.

Loneliness ranked dominant in his mind. The 
loneliness, the solitude, and the knowledge 
that nobody cared about him seeped through his 
heart like an invading shadow of despair. He 
thought back to the times where everything was 
good and carefree, but alas� he couldn�t. He 
was reminded of his past misfortunes�

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2 days ago...
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"RANMA!"

Ranma winced at the warcry of his raging fiance
as he entered the Tendo dojo. He really did not
need this. He had came from Ukyo's place to 
talk to her about ending this mess. Needless to
say, it was painful process but he had managed 
to recieve her forgiveness.

Finally, the tombitch of a Tendo appeared right
in front of Ranma, spitfire attitude and all,
wielding a hefty mallet that seemed ridiculously
large. Although unfitting to be wielded by the 
girl, yet still it was readied with ease.

Akane had lots of reasons to be angry. One, she
was angry about the failed marriage. Two, she
was also angry that Ranma had decided to "run 
away" for a while instead of facing his problems
like a man. Finally, three, he was enraging 
her by going to the restuarant owned by that
splatula hussy. Ranma no doubt was smooching
off while she had to take care of Kuno.

"What is it Akane," Ranma wearily asked. He was
tired. He need to get this over with so he rest
up to deal with Shampoo and Cologne.

"Don't you 'What is it Akane?' me Ranma!" yelled
Akane. It was so typical of Ranma to act like 
nothing happened.

"Why were you at Ukyo's place, huh!?"

"Hmph. Akane can't even trust me enough," 
thought Ranma in annoyance. Geez... He wished
just one time Akane could trust him. One time!
He would be so much happier.

"Sigh. I told you earlier this morning Akane.
I said I was going to convince Ukyo to stop
chasing me. She agreed, and I asked her if we
could become friends again and we both agreed."

Ranma let out a breather. He was now ready for
the inevitable...

*Yeah right Ranma! I bet she wanted to be 
friends so she can be your fuck-buddy! That is 
so typical of you Ranma!"

"Now where do you go off sayin' that," yelled
Ranma. Akane was going too far of accusing his 
friend and he was not going to let this stand 
by.

"I'm always right Ranma! You're always running
flirting and smooching with all your girlfriends,
expecting me not to find out huh!?"

"Akane! You know this is not true!"

"I know its true! You've always lied to me since
day one!"

"Hey Akane! That's going too far! I... Aw, 
why am I talking to for!? It's like you're never
going to listen me anyway!"

"RANMA!"

There it came. The inevitable, the end to every
Ranma and Akane conflict created. That hard 
impact of pain that is compressed of ignorance, 
anger, frustration, and egoism, all taken out on
the boy.

Ranma felt the hard blow as it made contact and
thrust him into the koi pond.

Akane stormed from the dining room and headed
straight for her room.

The boy changed back to his old self and went to
his room, needing rest for tomorrow's hardships.

Alas, it was not to be.


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The night...
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Shampoo head found out the truth; Ranma really
did love Akane.

But she could not let that happen. Already 
too much stake was on her; her honor was at
risk, and could not bear to be defeated by the
ugly tomboy.

This was it. No turning back now.

At least she could enjoy it.

Shampoo tainted her lips with an ancient 
aphrodisiac that was impossible to fight 
against. It was 6000 years of Amazon medicine,
so there was no way Ranma could resist.

She steathily entered Ranma's room from the 
window. There, she could see her beloved 
sleeping innocently, oblivious to what's about
to come. The amazon started to have regrets
about what she was about to do.

Shampoo gathered up her strength. She could 
not be weak.

The Chinese amazon lay down next to Ranma and
turned his head. Then she kissed him and 
invaded his mouth, licking her lips and his
tongue so the drug could take affect.

"Akane," Ranma moaned in pleasure. It was kind
of a turn-off for Shampoo, but she resumed her
work.

After a while, the martial artist started to get
brave and rest was imminent.


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Tommorow morning...
===============================================


Ranma woke up, unsure what happened. As soon as
he was roused from his sleep, he realized there
was something wrong. He looked at his side and
saw what shock him.

It was Shampoo. He could feel her naked as she
lay on top of him, smiling.

Ranma had never been so angry in his life.
Shampoo had done the unthinkable.

But then, fate decided to add a little salt.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Both swerved up to see a steaming Akane.

"Ranma, you are traitor! You... you have 
betrayed me and your honor, you... dog! Get the
hell out of my house!"

"Wait! Akane, I can explain..."

Shampoo took the time to escape from the ongoing
battle.

"THERE IS NOTHING TO EXPLAIN!"

Akane slapped Ranma so hard, there was blood on 
his nose and mouth. Nevertheless, he pressed on,
hoping for her forgiveness.

"Akane... please..."

"SHUT UP! I HATE YOU! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS
FALSE! AS FOR THE ENGAGEMENT, IT IS OVER! I
NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN RANMA! GET OUT OF
MY HOUSE!"

"But Akane..." pleaded Ranma. He had never been
so desperate in his entire life. He didn't 
want to lose her.

"SHUT UP!" As soon as Akane yelled, her hate was
tranformed into a blade, and she slashed Ranma, 
leaving a cut on his chest.

Ranma keeled over in pain, but like a lovesick 
puppy, he grabbed his fiance's legs pleading 
her to forgive him.

"Shut UP! And GET OUT!"

The tombitch kick Ranma out of the Tendo household
and threw her ring at him.

Ranma, full of despair, ran away, never taking
one look back.


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The Nerima bridge
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For the first times in his life, Ranma cried. He
did not care, he was no longer a man.

As night approached, the young man look up in the
starry skies, and saw a shooting star. He 
remembered back to Akane, and all the good times
he had with her. Then suddenly, he silently
wished he was somewhere where he was loved and
closed his eyes.

Darkness came.


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Road towards the Shire, from Buckland...
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There was a hobbit. A hobbit that of full of queer
qualities, so far beyond that of his normal 
personalities of your average halfling. And what's
so queer about this hobbit was that he was carrying
a big bag. Now, no hobbits have the will to
carry that much weight, but this bag was special.
The halfling was carrying treasure from the cave
of Smaug, and such big treasure it was. Aye, it was
filled with huge amounts of gold coins and artifacts
lavishingly crafted in silver and gold. But then,
what's also queer about it was a hobbit actually
carrying treasure. You almost can rarely see any 
hobbit carrying treasure of any sort.

Aye, but this was a special kind of hobbit. You
see, his name is Bilbo Baggins, and he was a hobbit
full of queer oddities. He was coming back from an
adventure enticed by the dwarves and a certain 
wizard in grey. Although Bilbo absolutely dreaded
adventure, he was pushed into doing what he thought
was absolutely queer and unthought of, but gained
a tribute from his contribution. But having taste
the adventure, he began to regret a little for 
leaving the mountains, the dwarves, and the wizard.

Oh well, he could see Gandalf sometime.

While walking, he hummed himself a tune, a short
song about himself, in a deep and pleasant tone...






Hmm-la-oh-rah-hmm-lah-la-rah,

Once lived a hobbit in his hole,
never having any queerness of sort,
yet his merry feet said not so.
Came in the dwarves, all full of old,
asking for shelter in his happy hole.
Then oh wizard of Grey made his way,
and pushed the little hobbit onto the road.
Adventure he did, yet dread it so,
A fire-breathing dragon, oh yet came so close.
Alas, he made it, weary from roam,
Walking his merry feet back towards home.

Hmm-la-oh-rah-hmm-lah-la-rah,

Adventure he did, yet dread it so,
Alas, he made it, weary from roam,
Walking his merry feet back towards home.







While Bilbo was singing his merry tune, his eyes 
caught something in the reeds. As he went near
to investigate, the hobbit revealed a small boy
sleeping on the reed woven bed. The child had
his hair tied into a pigtail, and he was only 
clothed in strange pants. The pity that stayed 
Bilbo's hand from killing Gollum crept up inside his 
heart. This boy looked like he was abandoned and 
and had no home.

With sympathy on his side, the hobbit used his
stout arms and slung the boy onto his left shoulder.
He would take the boy into his home where would be 
given a good hobbit life and never have to worry
about being alone. 

His bag slung on his other shoulder, he began the
trek towards, Hobbiton, Bag's End, and home.



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Author's note:

This began when I was thinking of a Ranma and
LOTR crossover. It was thanks to Tannim because
he labeled my Ranma fic Fantasy Beyond a LOTR 
crossover which it wasn't. It was a psuedo mix
of LOTR/D&D/FR/Warcraft. Thanks to him. I thought
about this and wrote. I also wanted to have a
Tolkien flavor to it, so I added a song. I'm not
a good songwriter, so the song maybe a bit queerish.
Queer. Gotta love that word. I wrote this chapter
while listening to the soundtrack of LOTR. It
is GRRRREAT! If you write LOTR fics, listen to any
mideival or LOTR music for influence. It has 
influenced me.

Oh yeah, writing the song, I actually sang and
made a tune for it. It sound a little queerish,
but if you want to hear it, I'll try to record it.

Unless... you really want to hear my singing....

heheh....


Till the next chapter!!!!!




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