"Okay," Akane said skeptically.  "Oracle.  If
you're real, tell me why Ryouga and Ranma started
fighting."
       "As you wish Tendo-san," the woman smiled.
       "NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Ryouga and Ranma yelled.

*******

       "I wish for a cute, traditional red-headed wife
to bear me a son who will be one of the greatest
martial artists ever," Genma said.
       ~There's no way,~ Mara was thinking.  Mostly
because of the term greatest, that meant, in divine
and infernal parlance, a hero.  If Hell granted this
wish they'd be making an enemy for themselves.  If he
had said mighty on the other hand....
       She was thus surprised at the painful rush of
energy that came down.
       "Umm, Miss demon," Genma asked as the light
faded away.
       "You may call me, Nodoka," the woman said
cheerfully looking up.  ~ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!  Of course, I
forgot.  I major hero means LOTS of bad guys to fight
him!!! ARRRGGHHH!!!~

*******

       "AAHHH!!!!" Urd shouted.  "My wand of
seeking!!!"
       "Ummm," the young god asked as he stood over
the remains of something.  It had been a stick or
something.  It had made some cool lights he broke it
though.  "Oops?"
       "You, you, you!!!" Urd gasped.  She gathered
power for a spell without thinking about it. 
"OUT!!OUT!!OUT!!!"  The spell went off, and her nephew
disappeared from in front of her.
       "Urd," Belledandy called out from the front of
Urd's place.  "One of Skuld's blew up and sent her
into a reincarnation, can you watch her son for a
little while I fix up my place for children." 
Belledandy walked into the room.  "Where is
Ryouga-chan?"
       "Ummm," Urd said, embarassed.  "Oops?"

*******

       Everybody stared at the oracle for a moment.
       "Yeah right," three voices said at once before
walking out.

=====
"Caffeinated Kender?  What's that, a berserk spell?" - 
Tribble, Kender Warrior of the Celestial Kingdom
"God has to have a sense of humor, it's the only explanation for sex." - my father
"I have to write a how-to paper for class, so I'm writing a paper on how to be psuedo-evil." - my brother

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