Subject: [FFML] [Orig] Project Kawaii, episode 6
From: "Ammadeau" <roy.fokker@unspacy.org>
Date: 1/10/2001, 2:35 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

Thanks to Orlean for commenting on this chapter, 

and E.L. Toh and Zachary Seaholm for commenting

on the previous one.



This is probably the last chapter of this I'll be

sending to the FFML since the list really isn't meant

for original fiction and I've abused it for far

too long already.  New chapters will still be

posted on my webpage though.



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Project Kawaii: Scramble War!

(an original magical girl fic)

By Ammadeau

Roy.Fokker@UNSpacy.org

http://www.thekeep.org/~amm/



Episode 6: Clash of the Magical Girls



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     Magical Mecha Princess Ami grinned in delight as, with the 

aid of her visual enhancement visor, she spotted the giant robot 

slowly lumbering its way to the outskirts of the city.

     It was even bigger and shinier than the last one, with two 

giant pylons that jutted up from its shoulders for no particular 

purpose, and mismatched fists that looked vaguely like old 

battleships, only at a much smaller scale.  All the detail still looked 

impressive, even if there didn't seem to be any point to it.

     After a few minor calculations, with the help of the satellite 

feed built into her helmet, the solar-powered magical girl had 

plotted the mechanical monstrosity's most likely course through the 

city, which she studied intently for several moments.

     "Perfect!" Ami thought out loud, and with another grin, 

dashed towards the thing she had been searching for.



     *Where is she?!* Hime Star-chan thought in irritation as 

she scanned the sky, which she was currently floating in, for signs 

of an annoying pink technological girl.

     Finding a quiet place to get really angry so she could 

transform hadn't been easy in a high security area like the IHI R&D 

facility.  Saying that she was lost to one of the army of security 

guards, whose only purpose seemed to be making her life difficult, 

was sure to get her stuck with an escort.  Junko had been forced to 

resort to the old bathroom excuse once more.

     Ms. Magical Mecha Princess had to be somewhere nearby 

with the giant robot on the horizon, the latter currently clearing a 

path towards the city by idly knocking down power lines.  It looked 

even more ridiculous than the last one, Hime had no idea they 

could make capes that big, meaning that old lady with the bad 

fashion sense from before was probably at the helm.

     Hime Star-chan could try finishing the robot off before her 

pink highness showed up, it didn't look that tough, but she was sure 

that ignoring Emi would guarantee her showing up at the worst 

possible moment.  Better to deal with her first, then take that 

hulking automaton out at her leisure later.

     *There!*  A sudden flash of light reflecting off pink metal 

wings coming from a nearby rooftop, surprisingly nearby.  She 

would have expected that after her little speech, 'Ami' would have 

been a bit closer to the action.  Instead, she stood on top of a tall 

building near the center of the city.



     "... take that, evil doer!  No, that's not right.  Hmm... have at 

thee knave!  Nope, not that either.  Eat red hot justice, naughty 

robot!  Better...," Magical Mecha Princess Ami muttered to herself 

as she mentally searched for the just the right speech, along with 

the appropriate pose to accompany it.

     Everything had to be perfect for her big premiere as a 

magical girl.  She had the suit and the powers, but she still needed 

the all so important gestures and clever catch phrases.  A few days 

of practicing still hadn't been enough to prepare herself for such a 

critical moment.  In some way or another, all of her prepared 

material seemed inadequate to her now.

     "What the heck are you doing?" Hime Star-chan raged at 

the magical girl upstart as she set herself gently down on the 

rooftop.  At Akito's heavy-handed suggestion, she had been 

practicing on being less destructive, at least to things that didn't 

deserve it.  Thus, she only made a small dent as she planted her 

high-booted feet. 

     "In case you hadn't noticed, the giant robot you're supposed 

to be fighting is now poised to destroy the city a kilometer in that 

direction," the half-alien girl added, trying to ignore the fact that it 

sounded a bit hypocritical of her.  Though at least she had never 

claimed to be the protector of the city.

     Ami blinked in surprise to find that she wasn't alone, or 

rather wasn't alone with a voice she didn't recognize.  Then she saw 

who it was and her eyes narrowed.  Hime Star-chan, the one person 

who had been able to take everything that ever mattered away from 

her in an instant.  *She's not so cute!*

     "Unlike some people, Magical Mecha Princess Ami knows 

the value of a really good entrance, in order to dazzle her foe with 

her beauty and grace!" Ami snapped at the usurper to her kawaii 

throne, frowning in a way that was not at all cute.

     "But it's wrecking the city _now_," Hime Star-chan pointed 

out, wondering if her overwhelmingly self-centered 'best friend' 

realized that this wasn't some sort of live-action sentai show.  Not 

that those corny lines sounded sensible in that context either to 

Junko, but in real life the crazy old hag wasn't going to stand idly 

by just so miss mecha could make her little speech.

     Ami only stared at her blankly for a few moments before 

she finally said, "I'm sure that everyone has already been evacuated 

to their designated shelters.  That's what the air raid sirens are for."

     They were still blaring, though even people living in 

concrete bunkers, where they would be safe anyway, must have 

heard them by now.   The half-alien magical girl, with the help of 

Akito, had simply tuned them out.

     "How about the buildings it's trashing?" Hime Star-chan 

stubbornly persisted in what she was starting to feel was the 

hopeless cause of driving some sense into that kawaii-shaped skull.  

"Do you think they can just retract the buildings into the ground or 

something?"

     "That's a good idea!" Ami suddenly enthused.  "Why don't 

they do that?  I would make it much harder for a giant robot to 

wreck things, and much easier to fight besides!"

     Hime Star-chan massaged her forehead with a gloved hand, 

knowing that despite his supposedly near limitless multi-

functionality, Akito couldn't manage a simple headache remedy.  

As she readied her next probably futile argument, the girl formerly 

known as Junko was sure that this was going to be the longest day 

of her life yet.



     This heated argument did no go unobserved.  While the 

news crews were still shouting for their camera operators and 

racing to their helicopters, one person had been prepared from the 

moment Magical Mecha Princess Ami had been introduced to the 

world.  He was now perched on the edge of nearby building, armed 

with camcorder with long range zoom and plenty of dvd-rs.

     "Butterfly watching, bro?" questioned Atsuko, who had 

appeared with a smile on the ledge next to him.  She kicked her 

feet over the edge, as if they were sitting on a park bench instead of 

a few dozen stories off the ground.  "Isn't that a bit too feminine for 

a dress-wearing macho man like yourself?"

     "Leave me alone, sis.  I'm working," Yoji replied between 

clenched teeth, focusing all of his will on keeping the camcorder 

perfectly still and not letting his anger disrupt the documenting of 

such a historical event.  "Unlike some people, I take my oath 

seriously."

     "And how does your obsessed stalker impersonation protect 

your precious Emi from harm?" Atsuko asked casually, not really 

caring what answer he gave.  It was sure to give her the opportunity 

for further teasing.

     While she knew it was cruel of her, the teenage ninja 

couldn't help it.  She was bored and more than a bit upset at the 

moment.  Even though the suit little miss cute was wearing would 

protect her from everything short of an atomic blast, Atsuko still 

had to waste her time watching out for her.  The most desirable guy 

in her class had actually asked her to do something after class with 

him, but she had to turn him down because being a ninja 

apparently meant having absolutely no social life.

     "That's Ami," Yoji corrected, stressing the slight difference 

between the two names for emphasis.

     "Excuse me?" Atsuko prompted, blinking at her brother in 

confusion.

     "As her faithful ninja, it is our duty to preserve Emi-san's 

secret identity," Yoji explained loftily.  "When she is in the midst 

of righting wrongs, defeating evil, and defending the innocent, we 

must refer to her as Magical Mecha Princess Ami."

     Atsuko laughed loudly, doubling over with almost enough 

mirth to send her tumbling off the edge, but still managed to 

maintain her perfect balance as she wiped away half-formed tears 

from her eyes.  In a voice still punctuated by chuckles, the ninja-

girl told her brother, "That's the stupidest thing I've heard in a long 

time.  We couldn't call ourselves ninja if we let someone overhear 

us, so what's the point of being so needlessly confusing?"

     "Because that's what Emi... I mean, Ami-san, wants to be 

called when she's like this!" Yoji raged at his sister, accidentally 

shaking the camcorder a bit, much to his dismay.  If there was one 

thing he loathed most in the world, it was being made fun of.  

Perhaps because it seemed to happen so often.

     Atsuko laughed once again, but when she saw how serious 

her brother's expression was, she gave in.  She may enjoy teasing 

him, but she didn't want him to really suffer.  Except when he 

deserved it.  "Okay, okay, I give.  Sound almost the same to me 

anyway.  So how does all this protect _Ami_ from harm?"

     Yoji smiled to have won a very small victory, and calmly 

explained, "While Ami-san's suit protects her from most normal 

forms of harm, there are still abnormal sources we must keep 

vigilant watch for, like that... ugly brute Hime Star-chan."

     Atsuko stood and narrowed her eyes, for the first time 

noticing that Emi, or rather Ami, wasn't alone on that rooftop.  

There was another girl there with her, one whose outfit matched 

the girl who had so effortlessly halted the descent of the first 

robot's fist, later destroying it with a sudden flash of energy.  

Atsuko had been trained to be the best ninja in the world from 

birth, but even she was a little awed by so much raw power.

     "Maybe I can understand brute, the girl definitely could 

have used more finesse and less power in her last fight, but ugly?  I 

guess all of your intense study of Em... Ami makes you the expert, 

but Hime Star-chan looks pretty cute to me," Atsuko said with an 

indifferent shrug, then grinned as a thought occurred to her.  

"Maybe it's because the new girl is even cuter than your precious 

Princess Ami."

     "That is the most absurd thing^�," Yoji nearly screeched, 

stuttering with pure rage.  "That is most definitely and assuredly 

not at all true in the least!!  How can you even compare the most 

perfect Ami-san to that... that... wannabe?!"

     Atsuko chuckled, ignoring her brother as she pulled out a 

pair of binoculars for a closer look.  It seemed that the two magical 

girls didn't get along either as Hime Star-chan shouted...  The 

teenage ninja frowned suddenly as she realized there was 

something oddly familiar about this mysterious magical girl, but 

she just couldn't place it.



     The dread Lady Morgana, future ruler of the universe, 

saving the bits she doesn't like and would therefore annihilate, 

stretched out with a wide smile in her now spacious cockpit.  There 

was plenty of room for a single pilot to destroy cities in complete 

comfort and safety, just as she had designed it to be.  She was, after 

all, a genius.

     Despite being a large and complex machine of mass 

destruction, her latest and greatest creation was mere child's play to 

operate.  One joystick controlled movement, while another for 

targeting.  All one had to do was walk up to thing one wanted to 

destroy, align the crosshairs on the view screen, and push one of 

the color-coded buttons for various ingenious attacks.  Only one 

minor design flaw had emerged during this trial run, but of course 

someone of her genius had no trouble finding a handy remedy for 

that, solving two problems at once.

     As her magnificent invention casually strolled past the city 

limits, the towering buildings now in reach of its powerful 

forearms, Lady Morgana was surprised, and a touch disappointed, 

by the total lack of resistance thus far.  It was all well and good for 

the populace to realize that they had no hope of rivaling her 

intellect, but how was she supposed to test out the full range of her 

mechanical marvel's abilities if no foolhardy soul was willing to 

risk their lives in challenging her?

     Lady Morgana opened the cockpit and shouted out, "Do 

you see anything, my lookouts?"

     "Nothing, sempai!" Rei-Rei shouted back, the wind nearly 

snatching away their voices.

     The dark mistress of science nodded and secured the hatch 

once again, to return to the warmth and comfort of idly smashing 

the city that lay before her.  So comfortable to just lean back in 

relax.  And the robot was so easy to operate; all she had to do was 

keep her foot on the joystick and she could take a little nap.



     The design flaw that Lady Morgana had only noticed when 

the city was already in sight was this:   While the huge pylons that 

jutted from the robot's shoulders like gigantic spikes were both 

practical and aesthetically pleasing, they did block a great deal of 

the robot's field of vision.  Lady Morgana wouldn't even consider a 

cowardly retreat to amend such a minor problem, so instead she 

had done her best to compensate; not to mention giving herself the 

leg room and blissful quiet she had so desired.

     "This is all your fault for tagging along where you're not 

wanted, human!" Doe-Rei shouted while she struggled against her 

bonds.  Not to escape; she just liked the way the rough cable felt 

digging into her sensitive yet durable outer casing.

     "Sempai forced us out after you stuck your filthy tongue in 

her ear!" Rei shouted back, having not struggled even when her 

sempai had roughly secured her to her present location.  This 

wasn't the first time she had been tied up, but usually her sempai 

was a bit more... attentive.

     The two Reis were currently strapped to the two pylons by 

thick and heavy cable tightly securing their bodies, making them 

appear like the modern equivalent of maidens offered up for 

sacrifice.  The human Rei was freezing as she wind whipped by 

her, despite the long dress she wore.  The android Rei, however, 

didn't seem to mind the cold at all, though she only had a thin lab 

coat and a few straps of leather to protect her from the elements.

     "My 'tongue,' as you so crudely put it, is a highly 

sophisticated appendage, which is far cleaner and more flexible 

than the primitive human equivalent.  I was merely checking 

sempai for possible illness," Doe-Rei replied smugly, and would 

have crossed her arms if she could have.

     "So you needed to grab her chest and her behind to check 

for illness too?!" Rei raged back, though her cheeks were red with 

embarrassment.

     "No, that was just for fun," Doe-Rei replied with a giggle 

and a leer.

     "You disgust me!" Rei growled, tempted to do some 

unladylike spitting if it wouldn't just get blown back in her face.  

"Pervert!"

     "Ice queen!" Doe-Rei countered with a huff.

     "Silicone princess!" Rei returned with a sudden burst of 

creativity.  She was never particularly clever, but it was hard to be 

around sempai without overhearing things she wouldn't normally 

repeat.

     "What was that!?" Doe-Rei shouted back with inhuman 

volume, her voice filled with indignation.

     "I called you a silicone princess!" Rei yelled, her voice 

growing hoarse, but she couldn't seem to care.  Her anger had 

burned away any thoughts of cold or discomfort.  "Because you're 

just a machine with disgustingly big--"

     "No, after that!" Doe-Rei clarified.  It was hard to get mad 

at being called that.  She was in fact made of silicon and was more 

pleased at being called a princess than anything else.

     Rei blinked in confusion, then shivered as the feeling of 

cold suddenly fell upon her like an avalanche.  She managed to 

stutter out through chattering teeth, "I didn't... say anything after 

that!"

     Doe-Rei didn't like even the implication that she was 

malfunctioning, so was indignant as she replied, "Well, I'm certain 

I heard someone say--"

     "You might not look as stupid as that mechanical monster, 

but you still look really silly!" came a voice from a nearby rooftop.

     "Well you might not be as ugly as that big robot, but you're 

still not at all cute!" replied a second voice from the same source.

     Both Reis looked around in surprise, suddenly realizing that 

they both had been so caught up in putting the other down that they 

hadn't noticed how far they were into the city already.  Several 

buildings already lay smashed behind them.

     "How dare they insult sempai's wonderful creation!" Rei-

Rei thought out loud, quickly scanning the area for the sources of 

those terrible and untrue insults.  The human Rei normally thought 

everyone should try and get along, but just couldn't stand people 

who were unable to appreciate her sempai's genius.  The android 

Rei just like seeing people suffer.

     "Turn clockwise twenty five degrees, sempai!" Rei-Rei 

shouted, then glared at the other for imitating her.

     Nayoko blinked, awoken from what she had thought had 

been a short nap by sudden cries, whose voices were oddly 

familiar, but she couldn't quite place them at the moment.

     She was back in bondage gear, much to her dismay, though 

at least no tight fitting mask this time.  Spying a lab coat hanging 

on the edge of the seat, she slipped it on with a slight smile, which 

turned to a slight frown as its pockets were bereft of cigarettes.

     Only then did Nayoko realize she was in the cockpit of her 

newest robot, the revolutionary GGN-1.  Apparently, someone, 

perhaps her, had actually finished the thing, though she did seem to 

recall something about assistants.  Whatever; it couldn't have been 

too important.

     Idly twirling the movement joystick, and ignoring the odd 

gear whirring that sounded almost like yelling, the view screen was 

suddenly filled with the sight of two oddly dressed little girls in 

some sort of an argument.  One, Nayoko recognized almost 

immediately, was the life-like android that had attacked her 

original robot for no good reason.  Perhaps now was a good time to 

find out why.



     Junko had been forced to endure more than the average 

share of troubles in her short life.  Parents forcing her to be cute 

who turned out to be aliens, at least her father, and that had to go 

back to the home planet.  They had left her in the care of a possibly 

lolita uncle who had given her an armband that wouldn't come off 

until after the birth of her first child.  An armband, that while 

granting her incredible powers, also turned her into a sickeningly 

cute magical girl that came with a very annoying AI.

     She had once thought that being forced to be the best friend 

of the cutest girl in school was a minor annoyance when compared 

to all that, especially after said girl had shown that she wasn't as 

perfect as she had first seemed and actually possessed the ability to 

be something other than cheerful twenty four hours a day.  The 

current argument she had suddenly found herself embroiled in, 

however, was sorely tempting her to rethink the whole matter.

     "Of course all magical girls have to be extremely cute!" 

Mecha Princess Ami insisted, an accusing finger only centimeters 

away from her rival's nose.  "Have you ever seen an ugly magical 

girl?  Of course not!"

     "I haven't, but that doesn't mean they _have_ to be cute," 

Hime replied in irritation, having completely forgotten the point of 

this whole tangled argument.  "That's like saying... I haven't seen a 

walrus, so they must not exist!"

     "Exactly!" Ami agreed with a grin.

     Hime Star-chan groaned.  "Now look here..."

     *I suggest you admit defeat,* Akito spoke in her mind, and 

interrupted her fragile train of thought.  *While the girl's 

conclusions are highly suspect, she can weave chains of logic with 

far more dexterity than a more... how should I put this... direct 

mind such as yours will be able to follow, much less counter.*

     "Shut up!" Hime Star-chan suddenly shouted, her face red 

with rage, though even she couldn't be sure who she was yelling at.

     "Anger is very uncute," Ami pointed out with a somewhat 

smug smile.  "Everyone knows that magical girls have to be 

cheerful and always smiling, as their goal is to fill the world with 

love and peace!"

     Both girls blinked in surprise as Ami's last three words 

echoed oddly, as if being shouted by an insane man some distance 

away.  Then they both shrugged, deciding that the tall buildings 

were simply twisting the echo like a auditory pretzel.

     "It doesn't matter if I'm cute or not!" Hime Star-chan 

shouted, not caring if she was angry since she'd much rather not be 

cute anyway.  "That's not the point!  The only thing you need to be 

a magical girl is _magic_.  Something you don't have!"

     Emi flinched at her rival's last argument, having just had 

the one minor problem with her whole image of a magical girl 

pointed out so bluntly.  She sniffed back her tears and said, "You 

don't have to be so mean.  I don't think you seem to realize that not 

all of us were born with magical powers like your were.  That we 

frail mortals might also want to fight for justice in cute outfits."

     Hime Star-chan just stared in absolute bewilderment at this 

drooping mechanical butterfly.  For her of all people to make a 

speech like that... she was too stunned to even finish her thought.

     "Look," Hime Star-chan stated firmly as she stood up 

straight and stared down at the Mecha Princess, who now looked 

up at her with half-formed tears in her eyes.  "This isn't a very large 

city.  It doesn't need more than one magical girl, and I was here 

first.  So I suggest you hang up your helmet."

     Ami frowned as she slowly got back on her feet and stood 

up straight, looking back at her rival with a glare of defiance in her 

bright blue eyes.  Her whole life, she had been encouraged to try 

anything that caught her interest, no matter what it might have 

been, and to always try her best even if she didn't succeed.  No one 

had ever told her to just give up before, and she didn't like it one 

bit.

     "No, I'm not going to give up!" Magical Mecha Princess 

Ami declared as she stomped her foot in defiance.  "I'm a hundred 

times the magical girl you are, even without any real magic, and I 

can prove it too!"

     "Oh, really?" Hime Star-chan replied as she adopted the 

classic gunslinger stance, seen in countless westerns she had 

watched with her father.

     While the pink armored suit looked ridiculous, Hime Star-

chan was sure that with Emi's obsessive parents, it must be able to 

take a hell of a beating.  A bit of cruelty might just be the only 

thing that would make her friend give up on her silly notion of 

being a magical girl.  She might even end up a better person for it.

     "Really," Ami echoed with a small nod as she mirrored the 

stance of her rival.  It was obvious that this crude, violent girl 

wasn't at all interested in peace, or even willing to listen to reason.  

It had come down to a showdown, mana a mecha, with the 

privilege of being the true magical girl of the city going to the one 

left standing.

     Magical Mecha Princess Ami and Hime Star-chan's eyes 

were locked as they stood unmoving, hardly breathing, waiting for 

the other to make the first move.  A dreadful silence fell over the 

rooftop, broken only by the roar of the wind and the distant blare of 

police and fire sirens.  That was when the latter girl felt a rather 

large and persistent tap on her shoulder.

     "Leave me alone!  I'm busy!" Hime Star-chan shouted 

without turning around, knocking the hand off with the force she 

had been gathering for her first attack.

     This sent the ungainly giant robot careening off-balance, 

only to have its fall broken by a nearby building with a thunderous 

crash that definitely caught her attention.



     If Kozo Kitaue and Gen-ji Yokozaki had one thing in 

common, it was the determination to never cry in public.  Both of 

them had had moments in their lives where, much as they hated to 

think about it, tears had definitely been required.  So if it had to be 

done, the preferable place was locked in a sound proof room with 

no windows and the lights off, in the middle of the night.

     The two grown men were currently on their knees, weeping 

like men usually do when their girlfriends or wives had left them 

for someone better, especially if it was for another woman.  Their 

reasons for this sudden outpouring of unmanly emotion was off in 

the distance, though still painfully visible even to the naked eye.

     "The robot just sat on the GEN building," Sakuya reported, 

staring at the distant explosions with the aid of binoculars.  The 

mayor's secretary had taken over lookout duty when the mayor 

himself was too busy blubbering to manage it.  She seemed to take 

an almost perverse glee in relating the bad news.  "Knocked the top 

of the tower right off.  It fell onto the OM building, but the extra 

support that was added there seemed to have help repel most of the 

major damage."

     "I think that's enough, Ms. Maekami," Gen-ji told her in a 

choked whisper from where he still knelt on the roof.  The fact that 

he could no longer see the destruction being wrought somehow did 

not help to ease his mind one bit, especially with her constant 

status updates.

     "Just doing my job," Sakuya said with a smile as she tapped 

the binoculars against a well-curved hip.  A small flicker of 

disapproval appeared on her face as she stared down at the pathetic 

men, but it was gone before either of them noticed.  "It's only a few 

buildings.  You don't have to get so... emotional about it."

     "But... but...," Kozo stuttered out as he looked up at her, 

tears still sliding down his cheeks.  "I worked so hard to get the city 

repaired so I could go back to doing nothing...  and now I have to 

do it all over again!"

     "I hear you, man," Gen-ji told him, patting him on the 

shoulder in a comforting way, even though he was still weeping 

himself.  "All the toil and effort that had gone into rebuilding the 

city, not to mention all the complaints from the citizens I had to 

respond to.  I mean, I had just finished today and was looking 

forward to playing a few rounds of golf this afternoon, but now... 

now I'll have to work all night just answering reporters.  By the 

time I get to play golf again, my caddie won't even remember my 

name!"

     Sakuya sighed as the two men attempted to console one 

another, looking away to watch the sight of mass destruction again, 

which she found a lot easier to accept.  *Maybe taking this job 

wasn't such a hot idea after all.*



     Doe-Rei slowly opened her eyes, flinching against the 

radiation cast by the enormous ball of hydrogen floating in space, 

which primitive humans had labeled the sun.  The sudden collision 

had put her system into sleep mode to prevent any additional 

damage normally caused by power surges or corrupted software.  

Luckily, she seemed to be fully functional, but coming back on-line 

she found her sensitivity calibration was completely out of whack.

     Optical adjustment was easy with such an obvious point of 

reference.  Auditory was a bit trickier, but she was able to calculate 

the relative distance of falling debris she was hearing with accuracy 

well within a margin of error.  *Now for tactile...*

     Doe-Rei blinked when something immediately registered, 

significantly more dense than the clothes she was wearing.  She 

looked down, expecting a small chunk of debris lying on her torso, 

only to find a boy looking up at her from the space between her 

front shock absorbers.  His skin pigmentation reddened suddenly as 

he leapt away with unexpected agility, perching on the top of a 

naked support beam just behind him.

     "I'm... so sorry, miss," Yoji said nervously to the oddly 

dressed woman, trying to forget all about the softness of her skin, 

or the way her eyes had shone when she had slowly opened them.  

"I was distracted for a moment by... something, and so didn't react 

in time.  I beg you to forgive me."

     Doe-Rei, being less than a day old, wasn't surprised when 

after running the boy's incomprehensible words and actions though 

her logic processing program, it came back as 'insufficient data.'  In 

times like these, she always fell back on the instructions imputed 

by her sempai.  It took her only a few milliseconds to locate the 

one that best fit her current circumstances.

     "No," Doe-Rei stated firmly.  Mistress Morgana had 

instructed that forgiveness was something to be forced out of other 

people; it should never be given as it was the loss of an advantage.  

Doe-Rei had no idea what this boy wished to be forgiven for, but 

knew that withholding that forgiveness gave her power over him.  

Power over one that seemed to move beyond human limits should 

prove useful.  "You have wronged me and now you must perform 

restitution equal to your crime before I will forgive you."

     "That... sounds fair," Yoji replied slowly.  He was supposed 

to be devoted to serving Emi-san and no other, but it was his own 

failing as a ninja which had scarred this woman.  It was the only 

honorable thing to do.  "How may I serve you, miss...?"

     "You shall call me Mistress Rei.  I shall call you Inu," Doe-

Rei told him in a commanding voice, imitating the tone of her 

sempai while keeping it in her own voice.  "From this moment 

forth, you are my personal servant; to be called upon whenever and 

for whatever purpose I desire.  Serve me well and I may even 

reward you with something besides the forgiveness you seek."

     "But how will I know when you need me, miss... Mistress 

Rei?" Yoji asked, feeling very much like the monkey who had 

followed the trail of bananas, only to be captured and shot into 

space.  *How did I ever get into this mess?*

     Doe-Rei snorted, as she knew her sempai would have done.  

"That is your problem, Inu.  Now leave.  I have no need of your 

services at the moment."

     "Shouldn't I untie you at least?" Yoji asked, just now 

realizing that thick steel cables secured his new mistress to the 

large metal pylon.  Normally, his keen ninja senses would have 

noticed something like that immediately, but he was still feeling 

very much off balance.  He needed at least an hour with his special 

video collection before he'd feel completely at peace again.

     "Of course not!" Doe-Rei shouted in anger.  How dare he 

even consider undoing the work so lovingly performed at the hands 

of her sempai?  After she had taken such care to make sure that her 

precious android didn't accidentally fall off her latest creation.  

"Now go!"

     Yoji bowed and vanished.



     Lady Morgana awoke in horror to find a sizable bump on 

her otherwise perfect head.  What cruel fiend could have been so 

monstrous as to mar her beauty while she was simply resting her 

eyes?  Whoever they were, they would suffer and suffer greatly for 

this injustice.

     The dark mistress of robotics slipped back into her 

comfortable pilot's seat, while making the mental note that her next 

glorious invention would have both a seat belt and airbags.  And 

definitely a cup holder; she could use a good drink to ease her pain, 

to numb the bumps and bruises to her delicate frame.

     On the view screen, two oddly dressed girls stared with 

wide eyes from a nearby rooftop.  No doubt they were in awe of 

her wonderful creation, not that she could blame them.

     One of those girls had to be the wicked child who had 

destroyed her previous less perfect but still impressive invention.  

Her instincts screamed that this was so and they were never wrong.  

There were only times when the imperfect world could not hope to 

match her perfect instincts.

     There was the sudden thought that she was forgetting 

something, something mildly important, but she was much too self-

assured to let a little thing like that bother her.

     "Ohohohoho!!!" the laughter rang out from the massive 

speakers built securely into the chest of the giant robot.  "It seems 

that we meet again, and you've even brought a little friend with 

you.  It will do you no good!  You caught me by surprise before, 

preying upon my kind heart and generous nature, but this time I am 

well prepared for your tricks!  Prepare to suffer one hundred fold 

for the crimes you have committed against me!"

     The human Rei screamed as the decibel levels nearly made 

her eardrums burst, not to mention the vibrations shaking her like 

the time that her sempai had greatly increased the power of her 

pager.  The android Rei only frowned slightly as she was forced to 

readjust her audio levels once more.

     *I knew I had forgotten something,* Lady Morgana thought 

after she had opened up the cockpit and located the source of the 

screaming.  However, she was much too busy at the moment in 

wreaking her revenge to untie her lowly subordinates.

     Lady Morgana raised up her magnificent creation to its full 

height, letting the metal shine under the afternoon sun in an 

appropriately dramatic way.  Then with a sneer curling her full lips, 

it charged forward with massive fist upraised, glowing a faint blue.



     Magical Mecha Princess Ami had blinked in surprise when 

a gigantic metal hand had come down to tap her rival on the 

shoulder, and felt a touch fearful about the ease with which the 

upstart magical girl had brushed it off.  This was not someone to be 

taken lightly, but Ami was sure that if she gave it everything she 

had and more, she could win against her.

     After all, being a magical girl was so much more than just 

brute force.  Otherwise, they would just join the army, or become 

professional wrestlers.  Whatever Hime Star-chan may think, Ami 

knew from her extensive research on the subject that all magical 

girls were confident, poised, professional, artistic, and above all, 

cute.  How powerful one was didn't matter as long as they could 

still get the job done while upholding this image.

     Now Magical Mecha Princess Ami had the chance to prove 

it.  She had recognized the voice of the old woman from before, the 

one who had perched on top of the other giant robot and had been 

so mean and nasty.  Somehow the evil villianess had seen through 

her disguise and was out to finish the job of squashing her flat.  

Little did the woman realize what a great heroine of justice she 

now faced.

     "Evil Obasan!" Ami shouted as she posed dramatically on 

the edge of the roof, outstretched finger pointing accusingly at the 

gleaming metal automaton that was only now getting back on its 

feet.  "For wrecking the homes and businesses of the hard-working 

people of this city, I must teach you a lesson.  Prepare to be 

punished!"

     Magical Mecha Princess Ami began to float a bit off the 

ground while her armor started to glow a faint pink, preparing her 

first devastating attack.



     Hime Star-chan's eyes widened as she was nearly thrown 

off her feet by a sudden rumbling, while her ears were filled with 

the sounds of splintering glass and tearing metal.  She turned 

around almost sheepishly to realize that she had just knocked the 

giant robot menace into a nearby building, causing the damage she 

was supposed to be preventing.

     Her argument with miss pink and perfect had made Hime 

Star-chan realize that she really wanted the job of being magical 

girl over the city.  In order to hold that position, she would need to 

take a few responsibilities, like trying to keep the city in one piece.  

It would be a small price to pay for the visceral thrills it provided 

her, not to mention the opportunity to put 'Ami' in her place.

     *Just like I thought,* Hime Star-chan thought with a smirk 

as she listened to the corny, and obviously hypocritical, dialogue 

blaring out from the giant robot's huge front speakers.  Even if she 

hadn't been able to identify the speaker by her voice alone, her bad 

taste was enough to give her away.

     It seemed that the old lady was still sore about Hime Star-

chan dismantling her previous invention and was now out for 

revenge.  Maybe after her precious robot got knocked down a few 

more times, then she'd realize she was the only one who was going 

to suffer.  There was a brief thought about how this would drop it 

on that building once again, but then it was already wrecked.  They 

had to fix it anyway, so it shouldn't matter if it got a bit more 

damaged.

     Hime Star-chan took a few steps away from the roof's edge, 

planting her feet firmly as she prepared to launch the mother of 

flying uppercuts, her body radiating a golden glow.



     When their precious daughter had taken to the air in order 

to begin what was sure to be a long and glorious career as a 

magical girl, Michiko and Ryuji had only hesitated for a moment 

before hopping in their private helicopter speeding their way home 

before the battle could get fully underway.

     While they had been uncertain about Emi's suddenly calling 

at first, being the supportive parents that they were, Michiko and 

Ryuji had thrown their entire company behind her.  The little press 

conference had only been the tip of the iceberg; Magical Mecha 

Princess Ami promotions and other merchandise were already 

rolling off the production lines, and would line the shelves of their 

stores before the week was through.

     Another sign of this commitment was the complete 

renovation to one of the unused rooms of their mansion.  Inside 

was mostly empty at the moment.  A wide screen TV built into the 

far wall before a comfortable couch that folded out into a bed.  

Smaller versions of the MMPA banner that still hung in the R&D 

facility were to either side of it.  There were also lighted display 

cases, and while most were empty, a few displayed the prototypes 

of MMPA merchandise.  The talking Magical Mecha Princess Ami 

doll glowed pinkly in the dim light.

     "Screen on," Ryuji stated firmly as he strode into the room.  

Arm in arm with his wife, who added with a grin, "And bed out."

     At their commands, the television slowly brightened while 

the plush couch extended out into a bed.  Emi's parents made 

themselves conformable on the latter, and in each other's arms, 

while positioning themselves for full view of the big screen TV 

before them.

     "Hmm, this doesn't seem to be working," Ryuji thought out 

loud as the television displayed only solid grey, while a low hum 

from hidden speakers filled the room.  "I thought we tested this 

already."

     "It's not quite that automatic, dear," Michiko told him with 

a amused smile.  Her husband was more businessman that scientist 

so sometimes took technology for granted.  She tended to avoid 

making him feel too inadequate over it, since some of the more 

complicated business matters were beyond her grasp.  "Spy drones, 

launch!"

     With the whirring of motors, the screen was filled with blue 

skies and gently floating clouds.  One had the feeling of rising 

upward, only to slow and stop.  The image remained steady as it 

rotated, putting the city in view below.

     "Commands for the television have to be proceeded by 

'screen' and ones for the drones have to be proceeded by 'spy 

drones.'  Both are equipped with the latest in fuzzy logic 

programming so it should be able to grasp the meaning of any 

commands you provide it," Michiko instructed with a finger 

gesturing only an inch or so away from her husband's nose.  Her 

grin ruined the effect, however.

     "Yes, sensei," Ryuji replied with a tone that was half 

respect and half teasing.  Then he turned to face the TV and 

commanded, "Screen, display all drones.  Spy drones, find Magical 

Mecha Princess Ami."

     The image on the television suddenly split into four 

different views of the city, each following along the path of 

destruction until they caught a flash of pink and zoomed in.

     Suddenly, there was a huge explosion of light and sound 

that poured from the television, shaking the banners off the wall 

and leaving spots before their eyes.  One drone now showed 

nothing but static, while the remaining three fought wildly to 

regain their balance.

     Michiko and Ryuji eyes met with their mouths still hanging 

open in shock.  Neither knew what to say, not having a clue what 

had just happened.  All they could do was ignore their feelings of 

dread as the drones slowly regained their focus.



     *Now this is familiar,* Hime Star-chan thought with a 

groan and she slowly sat up, wiping broken glass, bits of wood, and 

assorted chunks of plaster off of herself.  Materials she had 

gathered from her rather abrupt and speedy journey though two 

office buildings, including assorted walls and office furniture in-

between.  *But what the heck did I do wrong this time?*

     *Uh, it appears that this instance was my fault,* Akito told 

her rather sheepishly.  *As some of the adjustments you requested 

earlier could only be done while you are transformed, I had 

assumed that the midst of your argument would be a proper time to 

begin them.  So when you began your attack, I'm afraid I was too 

focused on my work to realize.*

     Hime Star-chan had noticed that her AI advisor had been 

oddly quiet since she had transformed, but she had just assumed 

that it was the first bit of good luck she had had all day.  She 

should have known better.

     *Well now that you're awake, can you please tell me what 

just happened?*  Hime Star-chan thought to her supposed aid 

bitterly.  It had no pain programming or anything, so it couldn't 

know how sore she was feeling right now as she stood.  She felt 

worse than that misjudged mega-blast, though like before she 

seemed to have escaped serious injury.  She idly wondered just 

how much abuse her magical alter ego could take before deciding 

she really didn't want to find out.  *It almost felt like something hit 

me from the side...*

     *That is correct,* Akito agreed, his voice having regained 

his normal neutral tone.  *As you were about to strike the charging 

robot with your 'Osaka Special Golden Fist of Death,' as you so 

quaintly refer to it, a large glowing pink object struck you on the 

right, causing your trajectory to be altered radically.*

     *Pink?* Hime Star-chan thought as a golden glow seemed 

to seep out of her clenched fist and narrowed eyes, making her 

appear more like a vengeful goddess than a little girl.  *Emi!*

     In an instant, Hime Star-chan burst forth from the office 

building traveling at tremendous speeds, the floor of the building 

collapsing in her wake like a unsteady house of cards.

     *Perhaps I should have started with the... less explosive 

adjustments first,* Akito commented, seemingly to itself.

     Hime Star-chan ignored the unreliable AI.  She had a rival 

to find and teach a very painful lesson.



     Having just been spun like a top by an unexpected 

collision, instead of the one she had expected, Magical Mecha 

Princess Ami decided she should have a short rest on the empty 

bed she found herself on.  It was a surprisingly lucky coincidence, 

especially considering the window that had seemed to open by 

herself, but things like that happened to her all the time and she 

had ceased to worry about them.

     She hadn't escaped the whole incident unscathed, but the 

power suit she wore had taken the brunt of the damage as it had 

been designed to do, leaving her with no more than a unpleasant 

feeling of nausea.  She willed it away, however, knowing that 

getting sick wasn't at all cute.

     While her body rested, Ami's mind blurred with activity, 

trying to discover what had interfered with her perfectly executed 

attack.  Just before she had struck, there had been a bright flash of 

golden light that had crossed her path, that had naturally been 

impossible to avoid at the speed she had achieved.  Her suit did 

have an impact avoidance alarm, but it seemed that it was limited 

to subsonic velocities.  Another improvement to add to her list.

     *Gold?* Ami thought as she sat up, forcing the lingering 

remaining threads of dizziness away with her righteous fury.  She 

knew only one other person capable of that sort of speed, whose 

skin was the color of precious metal.  Though that was certainly the 

only thing precious about her.  "Hime Star-chan!  You must learn 

not to interfere with a magical girl's premiere attack!"



     *Where am I?* was normally Nayoko's thought upon 

regaining consciousness, because often the answer surprised and 

confused her.  This time, however, she found herself still in the 

cockpit of the GGN-1, her latest giant robotic creation.  

     Apparently, the golden-skinned android had taken offense 

to being tapped on the shoulder and showed surprising strength in 

being able to easily toss her robot into a nearby building.  Nayoko 

bumping her head and blacking out was only a natural and obvious 

consequence of that, making the scientist consider the application 

of seat belts in her next design, or at least padded walls.

     Nayoko crawled up to the view screen, which made her 

realize that the robot must be currently reclining on its back.  She 

was surprised and pleased to find that everything was more or less 

still in working order.  There was some minor damage here and 

there, but only to be expected considering the force of the impact.  

Her previous robot had just been a wild experiment, but this one 

was built to last.

     Slowly directing the metal automaton back upright, Nayoko 

kept turning the torso to scan the surrounding area.  She stopped, 

blinking in surprise, when she found a great swathe of destruction 

cut before her.  This was obviously the path her invention had 

taken after android had worked out its irritation; it had to be much 

more powerful than it looked.

     Still, it did provide Nayoko an amply clear path to follow 

back to the robotic marvel in question.  Though it may be 

dangerous, she needed to study it further in order to improve on her 

own designs.  There wasn't anything she wasn't willing to risk for 

science.



     Large blurs of gold and pink nearly collided once again, 

only to veer away at the last second, slowing as their forms became 

distinguishable as Hime Star-chan and Magical Mecha Princess 

Ami.  Both regarded the other with a stern expression and 

narrowed eyes as they slowly turned around.  Neither seemed to 

notice the devastation of the city block that they were currently 

hovering over.

     "You messed up my attack!" they both shouted suddenly, to 

pause and blink in surprise when they realized they had both said 

the exact same thing.  This confusion lasted only for a few 

moments, however, before they added, "Stop getting in my way!"

     "Stop repeating everything I say!" they shouted in fury, red-

faced and hands balled into fists.  On top of everything else that 

had happened to them ever since their historic first meeting, this 

seemed the worst insult of them all.  Neither knew it was possible 

to be so angry.  "Quit it!"

     Hime and Ami each took deep breaths as they began to 

slowly circle each other.  Then they quickly opened their mouths, 

thinking they could catch the other off guard, only to pause when it 

looked like the other was also about to say something.

     *She must be an evil witch or an alien from another 

demension!* Ami thought as her eyes were locked on the 'not in 

the least bit cute' magical girl that hovered before her, the flame-

colored wardrobe making her look more like a demon from hell 

than a defender of justice.  *I bet the first time she saved the city 

was just to trick everyone into believing she was sweet and 

innocent.  How devious.*

     *You... you spoiled brat!* Hime Star-chan resisted the urge 

to blurt out as she glared at the petite princess hovering like a man-

made mockery of a butterfly before her.  The truly magical girl 

wished that Akito was able to create a giant fly swatter.

     Emi was already queen of the school, but she couldn't be 

satisfied with only that.  She had to invade Junko's newly 

established turf of saving the city from giant robots.  Hime wasn't 

about to let the greedy girl take it away from her, however.

     "Excuse me," Nayoko said, interrupting the staring contest 

as she finally reached the site of the original incident.  It wasn't 

hard to find since it was mostly in ruins.  However, she was 

surprised to find not only an android, but what appeared to be a girl 

in a power suit.  Though she thought of power suits as no better 

than expensive toys, Nayoko thought it prudent, in the light of her 

recent accident, to be polite.  "I've got something to ask you."

     "No!" both girls shouted loudly, pouring out their pent-up 

anger at a new source, their outstretched hands already beginning 

to glow.  "Leave us alone!  We're busy!"

     Pink and golden beams struck the torso of the robot, 

knocking it back once again.



     Sakuya was lounging against one of the skylights, 

stretching out to let the sun warm her body, and straining the 

already strained fabric of her current outfit.  She didn't mind 

though as it would be going in the trash in just a few hours.  She 

never wore the same clothes twice, except for a few special outfits.

     The boys had since stopped weeping over one another in a 

clumsy attempt at mutual comforting, and were now engaged in a 

whispered conversation, their expressions brightening bit by bit as 

they voices grew more and more excited.  Sakuya couldn't be 

bothered to listen in on their mutterings, because she knew they'd 

both come running to her to explain their brilliant scheme once it 

was complete, just like little boys seeking the approval of their 

mother.

     It wasn't that Sakuya disliked Gen-ji or Kozo.  Quite the 

opposite, actually; she was fond of both of them in a way she didn't 

quite fully understand.  Their antics always amused her so much 

that it was hard for her to be irritated with either of them for long.  

If they only weren't so... immature.  They behaved like such 

children, and it was hard for her to think that either of them would 

ever grow up and become men.

     "Miss Maekami, we have the most amazing idea to save the 

city from the next robot attack!" the mayor announced with boyish 

glee as they both raced over to her.

     Sakuya smiled as she sat up to await their 'brilliant' plan, 

idly wondering if she would be quite so tolerant of them if she 

hadn't been an only child.  While having a few siblings might have 

made her life easier, she could tell by the examples of others that 

sometimes they could cause more harm than good.  But that was a 

thought for another time.

     "We were thinking that we could... umm...," Kozo started to 

say excitedly, only to fall into blushed mutterings.  It might have 

something to do with the fact that Sakuya had leaned closer to him 

with a smile on her lips, her arms framing what now dominated his 

field of vision, forcing him to look away.  "You tell her!"

     "Well, it's really quite simple," Gen-ji said in a false show 

of humility.  "The goal of the giant robot attacks seems to always 

be the destruction of the city, so all we need to do is build a cheap 

replica of the entire city and fool this evil woman into believing 

that is the real city, which she may wreck at her leisure."

     "Yeah, that's it!" Kozo nodded to the mayor in enthusiasm, 

only to return to embarrassment when he turned to look back at 

Sakuya.  "So, what do you think?"

     With the two boys looking up at her with wide, expectant 

eyes, awaiting her approval of their silly scheme, Sakuya couldn't 

help burst out laughing.

     "Is that a good thing or a bad thing?" Kozo asked as an 

aside to the mayor while the man's secretary continued to laugh 

until tears of amusement filled her eyes.

     "With her, it is sometimes hard to tell the difference," Gen-

ji admitted as he walked to the end of the roof and rested his 

elbows on the upraised edge.  A large, dark cloud of smoke 

obscured most of the city's damage from his eyes, for which he was 

thankful.  He knew that Kozo's boys would fix all the damage just 

like last time, so no one could tell there had ever been a giant robot 

attack caused by some insane woman.  The voice they had heard 

though, it had sounded strangely familiar...

     "It'll be okay," Kozo told the old guy with a friendly pat on 

the shoulder.  He had really seemed like a pitbull at first, but now 

that he had gotten to know him, he really wasn't so bad.  It didn't 

change the fact that he'd be ecstatic if he never had to see him 

again.  "After we put our plan in motion, we'll never have a 

problem like this again."

     "You're right," Gen-ji replied firmly, nearly laughing as he 

felt a leaden weight being eased from his shoulders.  As long as he 

didn't see the destruction with his own eyes, it wouldn't bother him, 

no matter how many letters of complaint he got.  Because he knew 

this would be the last time.

     The two men were so busy congratulating each other that 

they failed to notice the giant robot set hurtling in their direction, at 

least until it slammed into the building like an out of control 

mountain.



     *There has to be some way the two of you can settle your 

differences without resorting to excessive violence,* Akito lectured 

to his young charge.

     Though he was only an AI designed from the brain patterns 

of a man long since deceased, Akito couldn't help finding Junko's 

savage behavior more than a bit disconcerting.  In all his centuries 

of faithful service, he had never been possessed by a host such as 

her before, and as much as he was capable, he feared for his own 

safety.  *Might I dare suggest that you pool your resources and 

work together to protect this city from harm?*

     *Shut up!* Hime Star-chan thought back, which was 

quickly become a reflex for whenever the annoying AI spoke.  It 

did have one good point though.  All of their effort had gotten them 

nothing but headaches and wounded pride.  They needed some way 

to settle who should be the magical girl of the city once and for all.

     *She's planning something sneaky and underhanded.  I just 

know it!* Magical Mecha Princess Ami thought firmly as she 

carefully studied the face of her enemy.  Reading people's 

expressions was one of the many things her ninja sensei had taught 

her before her parents had told him to restrict his lectures to non-

ninja activities.  *I bet she's going to suggest some contest to prove 

who is the true magical girl, then cheat in order to tighten her evil 

hold on the city.*

     "This isn't getting us anywhere," Hime Star-chan said with 

a sigh to her rival.  "Why don't we have a contest to prove who's 

the real magical girl here?"

     "What sort of contest?" Ami countered suspiciously, while 

thinking, *Ah ha!  It's just like I suspected.  Evil people are really 

easy to predict after watching all of those magical girl anime.  But 

now what do I do about it?  I can't refuse the challenge.  It would 

be too much like admitting defeat.  And I can't let her win, even 

though I know she'll cheat.  I also can't sink to her level or I'll be 

just as bad...*

     The ground shook violently all of the sudden.  It was much 

stronger than the footsteps of a giant robot, which the two girls had 

become so accustomed to that they hardly noticed at all.  This was 

like the impact of a meteor, or perhaps a poorly aimed rocket.

     It came again, this time some distance to the right, while 

the other seemed to have come from the left.  Though it was hard 

for either of them to judge in their still frazzled state.  The eerie 

calm that followed did nothing to put them at ease.

     The calm was abruptly shattered as the sound of mad 

laughter echoing all around them, sounding as if a chorus of 

gigantic demon women were closing in from all sides, the sound 

growing louder and louder.  If they hadn't been hovering in the air 

at the time, it would have easily knocked them off their feet.

     Magical Mecha Princess Ami and Hime Star-chan circled 

the sky back to back, frantically looking out among the partially 

ruined buildings for a single source of the insane laughter that 

seemed to be coming from everywhere at once.

     As such, they failed to hear the charging footsteps of the 

giant robot bearing down on them, or see its glowing fist until it 

had already knocked them right out of the sky.



     "Ohohohoho!!" Lady Morgana continued to laugh in her 

comfortable cockpit as she practically tore off her lab coat and 

tossed it in the corner.  She stretched her arms high over her head 

with a wide smile on her lips, while still keeping a close eye on the 

video screen.  Her instincts assured her that those magical brats 

couldn't be done in by a simple punch.

     Evil as she was, the dark mistress of science could have 

used one of the more advanced and deadly weapons that her lovely 

creation was equipped, but it would have been all too quick and 

easy.  After finding yet more bruises on her delicate skin, she 

wanted her enemies to suffer slowly.  So she could squeeze every 

last drop of enjoyment from them.

     The shoulder-mounted speaker missiles had been an 

inspired idea; yet another product of her magnificent genius.  Not 

only did they make sure that her voice could not be ignored, they 

also managed to cause quite a bit of destruction without any loss in 

sound quality.  She couldn't blame her adversaries for being 

overcome.  Lady Morgana had nearly swooned herself at the echo 

of her own exquisite utterance.

     There was the nagging thought that there was something 

about her speaker missiles that she had forgotten about, a reason 

why she shouldn't have launched them.  She shrugged.  A genius 

like herself couldn't be expected to bother remembering every 

minor detail about everything.  That's what assistants were for...

     "Oh darn."



     *What should I do?* Yoji wondered for the dozenth time.  

He was still fulfilling his duty of keeping the camcorder trained on 

Ami-san at all times, but for once she wasn't enough to occupy his 

attention.  The young ninja had a problem and he just couldn't 

think of a solution.

     Even at his age, he was already a highly trained ninja with 

the ability to wait unseen in the shadows for the command of his 

mistress, that was as long as he only had one mistress to answer to.  

Because of his own... clumsiness, he had been shamed into 

accepting a second.  As a ninja, his word was his bond so he could 

not simply choose between them.  He had to serve both to the best 

of his abilities, but how could he possibly be in two places at once?  

Maybe if IHI had some sort of cloning vat...

     Yoji blinked as giant metallic fist thrust its way into the 

camera shot like a runaway express train, knocking his precious 

Ami-san out of the sky, and that other tomboyish magical girl as 

well, before he had the chance to react.  He could still break her 

fall if he acted swiftly, however, with his own body if need be.

     His mad leap from the high building was halted by a gentle 

yet firm hand on his shoulder.  Yoji knew who it was even before 

he started to turn around, looking into the smiling face of his 

mother.  He doubted there was anyone in the world that could rival 

her grip.  Dreading the response, he hesitantly asked, "What is it, 

mother?"

     "Ooh, does my little man have a crush on an older woman 

now?" Tamiko asked, her eyes shining with delight.  "That's so 

cute!"

     "It's... it's not like that at all!" Yoji insisted, realizing that 

his mother had witnessed his little scene with his new mistress and 

completely misinterpreted things.  How could she think that he 

would dare betray Ami-san?

     "You don't have to be so shy with your mother, 'Inu,'" 

Tamiko grinned as she carefully pronounced the pet name her son's 

new girlfriend had given them.  She seemed like such a nice girl, 

not wrapped up in being self-conscious or demure.  Just the sort of 

person her shy son needed.  "I even have this adorable puppy 

costume for you to wear on your first date!"

     Yoji could only stare in wide-eyed horror as his mother 

pulled out a brown dog costume, complete with floppy ears and a 

fake nose.  As a ninja, this left him with only one alternative; he 

fled.

     Atsuko chuckled as she observed all this from a nearby 

building, as any closer may make her mother think that she was in 

need of a costume as well.  The ninja girl had endured enough of 

that when she was younger.  As far as she was concerned, it was 

Yoji's turn to deal with their mother's little fetish.

     Turing away from the mad chase from rooftop to rooftop, 

and knowing that their mother could catch Yoji at any time if she 

truly wanted to, Atsuko peered at the dust cloud marking the spot 

where the two magical girls had hit.  She knew that neither of them 

would have been hurt by such a punch, which is why she hadn't 

raced to the rescue.

     Even though it wasn't her duty, Atsuko would have 

protected Hime Star-chan from harm.  She wasn't sure why; it was 

just an instinct that she had.  Maybe there was the fact that she 

seemed the only one capable, or even willing, of getting Emi to 

give up on her latest obsession.

     *Maybe if I helped her out in secret, taught her a few tricks, 

ways of dealing with the petite highness...*

     Atsuko reluctantly shook her head.  Even if it wasn't a clear 

conflict of interest to the oath she had made, there was no way she 

could do it without her family finding out, and they were sure to 

put a stop to it.

     On the other hand, maybe there was a way she could help 

out without being quite so obvious about it...



     Dust settled around a crater which had been a average city 

street in a past life.  It revealed the fallen and dusty forms of two 

cute magical girls.  Each groaned, shaking their heads to clear them 

from the aftereffects of their sudden collision with several tons of 

giant robotic fist.  Neither seemed to have suffered any real harm, 

however, though their outfits could both use a quick trip to the 

cleaners, or in Ami's case, a speedy flight through a car wash.

     "You okay, E..Ami?" Hime Star-chan asked, looking across 

at her non-magical girl companion.  A bit nervously since Emi's 

obsession with cute only concealed the clever mind buried under 

all that fluff.  If Junko let it slip that she knew who she really was, 

'Ami' was likely to figure out her own identity as well.

     "I think so," Ami replied without her usual outpouring of 

confidence, not in any condition to notice her rival's small verbal 

slip.

     This was the second time she had been caught off guard by 

a sudden attack.  Being a magical girl was turning out to be much 

harder than she originally thought, but that made her only want to 

succeed even more.  The whole challenge made it seem like a 

much more worthwhile goal.  Maybe having a rival wasn't such a 

bad thing after all.  "Are you all right, Hime Star-chan?"

     Hime blinked.  Ami's tone had almost sounded respectful 

there for a moment.  *Nah, must have imagined it.*

     "Yeah, I'm fine," the true magical girl replied, then after a 

moment of though, added, "Well, more or less.  I would be better 

now if you hadn't been distracting me earlier.  Then I would have 

never fallen for such a lame attack."

     "No, it's your fault for distracting me!" Ami insisted firmly.  

She was trying to be nice to a girl who was probably pure evil, and 

this is what she gets for it?  Blame?

     On second thought, that was exactly the response she 

should have expected.  Hime Star-chan was evil, after all.  

Probably had herself get knocked out by her own minions as part of 

her clever scheme.  Ami knew that evil people would do anything 

to succeed in their wicked plans.  "Then I would have realized that 

the laughter had come from that direction!"

     Hime Star-chan frowned as her rival/friend stood and posed 

dramatically as she gestured one way down the street.  She knew 

Emi wasn't stupid, and all that high tech gear probably greatly 

improved her hearing, so how could she be so wrong?  The fiery 

magical girl was sure the origin of the insane laughter had come 

from the exact opposite direction.  "You're way off.  It came from 

this way."

     Magical Mecha Princess Ami watched her rival point in the 

opposite direction and had to quickly hide a smile.  Hime Star-chan 

was trying to protect her evil minion by leading the true heroine of 

the city away from her.  Ami knew better than to fall for such a 

transparent ploy.  "You can search vainly in that direction then, 

while I head in this direction and save the city from the robotic 

menace!"

     "Fine!" Hime Star-chan shouted in reply, accepting the 

unspoken challenge.  "You go your way and I'll go mine.  Then 

we'll see who's the real magical girl in this town!"

     Both girls nodded firmly before flying off in their own 

direction, eager to put the other in her place once and for all

     "Ohohohoho!!  I have you now...," Lady Morgana declared 

as the giant robot reached the spot where the two magical girls had 

crashed landed, only to find the impact crater empty.  "Where did 

they go?"





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