Here it is again and re-edited for you're reading
pleasure. I think the hardest part of this is not
getting any response to all the hard work that's gone
into this thing. So please! We need your feedback!
Tell us what worked and what didn't. Kenji and I both
want this to be a fine polished work before I go about
drawing this as a manga. They say repetition works
wonders so...
PLEASE C&C THIS FIC!!!!!!!!
PLEASE C&C THIS FIC!!!!!!!!
PLEASE C&C THIS FIC!!!!!!!!
PLEASE C&C THIS FIC!!!!!!!!
PLEASE C&C THIS FIC!!!!!!!!
There, I'm done ranting. Enjoy the story and nevermind
that it's in script format. It works well that way.
^_^
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Script for Baka Yaro (Semi-final Version)
Written by M. Steven Marquez Jr. and Robert G. Cunningham
aka. Ryo Muhoshida and Kenji Miyazawa
Artist's Note: This story is exceedingly cheezy and rips off of many fine anime and manga. It was posted on the FFML awhile back and I hope that you'll enjoy reading it. Keep in mind that Kenji and I wrote this in 1997 and reworked it quite a bit since. But it is still a draft. The bugs can be worked out with your help. Send us C&C so we can make this a great work of literature. --Ryo
Writer's note: This is an early script that was just edited. However, during the battles the sentances tend to be fragmented and not very exciting, at least in this stage of the game. This script is meant to be seen, not read. It will get better, though, I promise. Kenji out.
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Standard Disclaimer: Baka Yaro and all characters are (c)1997-2001 Fallout Studios. Any reproduction of this without proper consent is prohibited. In other words, don't use this without asking or you'll be picking your teeth out of your ballsack.
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STORY 01: The Cycle Begins
New Characters:
Hideoshi Shinryu- [fa:c1][continuing]
Basically our victim. This poor guy is the target of every man and
woman alike, but for different reasons. Women want him and men want to
kill him. That pretty much sums him up. His main personality traits are
his neverending confidence that often breaks full into the realm of
arrogence, and his equally neverending fear of women, including
high-pressure explosive nosebleeds whenever he is exposed to any amount of
cleavage. The problem is that his arrogance gets him into constant trouble,
and women chase him constantly. His only real goals are to live his
life and study karate, and eventually open up his own karate dojo, get
married and have a family. This seems unlikely as he is continually
caught up in other people's schemes and screwed with.
Oda Kirin- [fa:c1][continuing]
Kirin is another pretty easy character to understand. He pretty much
just... kinda there. His arrogance knows no bounds, he speaks in third
person and in a Shakesperian manner. His other quirk is his huge
appetite and apparent addiction to Hostess products. His fighting style is
indetermined, but he uses a lot of professional wrestling moves. He can
take an inhuman amount of damage before falling. In short, he's purly
comic relief.
Muhoshida Ryo- [fa:c1][continuing]
Ryo is a serious wild card. His agenda has nothing to do with anything
really. His goal is to feel up as many women as possible while
stealing their underwear to mark the occasion. His other passion is
tormenting Tatchi, calling him "Okama" and dressing him up like a woman or
trying to cut his hair. His style is a modified hybrid of kickboxing and
ninjitsu. He is incredibly fast, to the point where he can evade damn
near any attack. While he has almost no part in the first story, we do
see more of him later on.
Kotobuki Tatchi- [fa:c1][continuing]
Long haired kendo master who is honorbound to a fault. His skill is so
great, that he can cut objects with the air pressure of his sword
alone. He looks feminine and is often mistaken for a pretty girl. His main
rival is Ryo, who likes to call him "Okama". He becomes leader of the
Campus Police Force and keeps the peace on the school grounds. Usually,
he's chasing Ryo trying to curb his perverted behavior.
Kyosuke Kyo- [fa:c1][continuing]
A 56 year old martial arts master who spends little time sober. While
his skill is said to be great, we never get to see him fight. He's too
busy drinking sake or gambling away his grandkids' college educations.
He alegedly teaches karate.
Kyosuke Azusa- [fa:c1][continuing]
Kyo's 16 year old graddaughter. She is the target of lust for nearly
every male charater in the series. She causally blows them off, or in
Ryo's case, beats with a hammer. She hardly practices martial arts, but
can defend herself against a normal opponent if need be. She feels
overwhelmed by the chaos that has entered her life and wishes for normality
and peace.
Kyosuke Hiroshi- [fa:c1][la:c5 phased out]
Azusa's 14 year old cousin is Kyo's main student and a bratty kid. He
is a great martial artist for his age, but is no match for our heroes in
real combat. He serves no real purpose aside from a human punching bag.
The Principal and the Gunner- [fa:c1][la:c2 hospitalized]
More cannon fodder for Shin and his rivals. This guy is totally insane
and wats complete control of his school. He drives a fully functional
Leopard tank around school and uses it on anyone who breaks the rules.
He is so obsesed with cleaning up the school, that he tries to nuke it
with an A-bomb.
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Chapter 1- Setting the Pace
The camera pans around the streets of a small suburb in Tokyo, Japan. The camera stops and centers on a house of substantial size. A wooden sign that reads "Kyosuke Dojo" can be clearly seen. Voices can be heard just inside the wall. A boy is standing in front of the sign, with a large backpack on. He is wearing a worn white martial arts gi without sleeves. His unruly black hair and clothing mark him as a wanderer.
Boy: *Yep, this is the place. At last, the Kyosuke dojo.* I'll be the best martial artist in the world after I train under this guy.
Voice: Better than the mighty Kirin? Ha! Inconceivable!
The boy looks up to see a large teenage male with a bag of groceries in hand.
Large boy: Ha! Thou seemest hungry. Perhaps a knuckle sandwich will supress thy hunger.
Boy: God I hate crappy puns. (clutches his stomach)
The larger boy is about to attack when a woman's scream is heard followed by other screams of "Pervert!".
Voice: Do I hear a fight?
The three are suddenly covered in a shadow as a figure leaps through the air and lands in front of them. The youth is smaller than both of the combatants are. He looks at them menacingly with shadows over his face. The shadows move and it is revealed that he has a large goofy grin on. It is also revealed that he has a pair of panties on his head. He carries a large pack with porno mags and various women's underwear sticking out.
Yet another voice: Stop you pervert!!
Boy: Wha--?
All of them turn to see another boy with a yard long braid and a bamboo sword, who advances on the pervert. The boy is wearing a chinese outfit and a maoist cap. While handsome, he looks almost feminine. Make that very feminine.
Boy with sword: How dare you--
The gate to the dojo opens and an old man in a martial arts gi is standing before them.
Old man: What is going on here?
Boy: Are you master Kyosuke?
Old man: The same.
All of them stop and turn to him, bowing at the same time.
All: I have come to train under--
They all look at each other and sweatdrop.
Kyo: Well, I would love to train all of you, but family tradition requires me to only train two students. And I'm already training my grandson, Hiroshi, so only one of you will be able to train.
Large boy: In that case, the obvious choice is the mighty Kirin!
Pervert: Who?
Boy: Woah, wait a minute, It'll be me!
Swordsman: For what?
Kyo: Woah, woah! Before you guys beat the crap out of each other, I think I need some introductions.
Boy: My name is Shin Hideoshi, heir to the Hideoshi family dojo.
Large boy: The mighty Kirin Oda is pleased to meet you.
Swordsman: My name is... uhhh... oh yeah. Tatchi Kotobuki... I think.
Pervert: Ryo Muhoshida at your service. I have come to train under you, and I seek to steal as much women's underwear as humanly possible.
Shin: Actually, I think you were just leaving.
Shin cracks his knuckles as the four advace towards each other. Suddenly several female voices are heard yelling.
Girl1: Pervert! Give us our panties back!
Girl2: Hey! Who is that cute guy in the white?
Shin looks around.
Shin: Hey! Where's Muhoshida? (sees women) AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Shin turns and runs directly into a wall as a mass of women surge toward him. He shakes his head, then smashes directly into it again, cracking it, and collapses. The women sprint through the alley. After they pass, Ryo sticks his head out of a garbage can that looks far too small to fit him. He is videotaping the girls running from behind with a mini-camcorder. Shin staggers to his feet and shakes his head. Kyosuke is holding a bottle of sake and watching with intrest.
Kyo: A little shy around girls, eh Hideoshi?
Shin attempts to attack the old man, but falls to the ground halfway there.
Tatchi: (to Ryo) I got half a mind to deliver you to those girls bound and gagged.
Ryo: You don't have half a mind, period.
Kyo: I think you'd better all come inside.
(Blackout. Cut to inside dojo 15 minutes later. Shin looks like hell with bruises and bandages.)
Kyo: (Holding a bottle of sake, red-faced) As you know I am the best martial artist in the world...
Shin: (Whispers) And he's modest, too.
Kyo: ...people throughout Japan and the rest of the world have come to train under me. I would love to train them all but tradition and family law require that I only train two people at once... (Continues mumbling while Ryo thinks...)
Ryo: *Gee, how interesting, I wonder if he knows that no-one is listening.* (Sees the stack of porno magazines on the chair.) *Wow! Look at all of those women! That guy has a better porno collection then I do!*
Ryo starts drooling, The rest are half asleep. Shin scratches the back of his head, Kirin yawns.)
Kyo: So as you see, it was in 1969 that we--
Ryo starts panting.
Tatchi: Uhh... aren't we here for a reason? What was it again?
Kyo: Are you guys listening?
Tatchi: Uhh.. could you run that by me again?
Everyone gives Tatchi an "If looks could kill" glare.
Tatchi (typical anime blush): Ummm... Hehe, never mind.
Shin: This is all exceedingly interesting (Yawns) but when are we going to start training?
Kyo: As I said, I can only pick one of you to train here. Who's it gonna be?
They are interrupted as a young woman enters the room with tea.
Kyo: Allow me to introduce my lovely granddaughter Azusa. Which unnya wants to marryer?
Azusa: You're drunk again, grandfather.
Kyo: That's enuff, you gobactathe kitchen.
As Azusa passes Ryo, he casually grabs her ass. Before Tatchi's sword is halfway out, Ryo is knocked to the ground by a massive hammer wielded by Azusa.
Kyo: So anyway, who's it gonna be? Who's gonna train here?
Everyone looks at each other.
Kirin: I think the obvious choice is Kirin the Magnificent!!!
Shin: Will you stop glorifying yourself you insignificant bastard! It's gonna be me!!
Ryo: Shut up!! I'm going to feel up the girl-- I mean, train here!!!
Tatchi: What are we talking about again?
Shin: It's obvious we should leave him out, he can't even remember why he's here!
Tatchi: Hey!!
Kirin: Let us take this quarrel to a location that is not indoors.
All race outside to tha backyard and get into a square, facing each other.
Kirin: Kirin is going to teach you miserable curs a lesson you'll never forget!!
Shin: Quit your yappin' you arrogant piece of crap!
Ryo: I'm gonna take you both out, then go back inside and... hehe...(Pictures Azusa in his head)
Tatchi: Lets get to it!! (Draws sword)
Shin: Finally! So far, every fight in the manga has been interrupted. We finally actually get to fight!!
All get into battle stances. Tatchi takes a swing at Kirin, who easily dodges but gets kicked in the back by Shin. Kirin gets up and punches at Ryo, who effortlessly dodges the punch, flips, and kicks Kirin into a conveniently placed pond. Ryo laughs, then finds a conveniently placed boulder atop his head, thrown by a very wet Kirin. Tatchi is busy dodging Shin's punches and kicks, with no time to take a return strike with his sword. He takes a few swings and gets punched in the jaw. Kirin and Ryo are busy attacking each other with a flurry of punches and kicks. Shin appears behind them, and smacks their heads together. They recover and attack Shin savagely. Kirin manages a kick to the stomach, doubling Shin over.
Ryo: Here, hold these for a sec.
Ryo hands Shin three grenades and a pair of panties. The grenades detonate, flinging Shin high in the air, over the wall and into the neighbors yard.
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Scene cuts to neighbors yard. A middle aged man comes out, sets up a lawn chair and umbrella and pulls out a bottle.
Man: Ahhh! Mango juice!!
The man is immediately slammed into by Shin, who gets up, spins around and jumps over the fence screaming "I'll get you!!" Juice is spilled all over the lawn, The man is folded up in the chair.
All four fighters are sweating and breathing hard but decide to keep fighting. They all jump together and fight in a cloud of smoke for about fifteen seconds, cloud moves all over the yard.
Ryo: None of you are gonna stop me. Hahahahaha!
Ryo tosses out some grenades which explode before anyone can get away, Ryo included. White out for a few seconds. There is a large crater taking up most of the screen, all four fighters are lying in it, unconscious and blackened. Kyo's grandson, a boy a little younger than them, starts laughing uncontrollably.
Kyo: Hiroshi, you shouldn't laugh like that, it isn't polite.
Hiroshi continues laughing, spewing out phrases such as "Look at 'em!", "What chumps!" and "Look at 'em struggle!",
All four fighters get up, no longer blackened, they look at each other, then look at Hiroshi threateningly. Hiroshi pays no heed and continues laughing.
Shin: Shut Up! Dammit!
Ryo: Yeah, what he said.
Hiroshi: DAAAAAAAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiroshi raises head to see the four fighters advancing threateningly on him, wipes tears from his eyes and stands.
Hiroshi: Do you really think you can beat me in your weakened state? You guys have used all of your strength on each other, so you don't stand a chance against me.
Tatchi: Let's get him!
Kirin: Kirin will punish this puny weakling!
The four surround the confident young martial artist and attack in a daze. Hiroshi jumps and kicks Kirin in the jaw, following it with a punch to the stomach and a swift kick to the face. He ducks under Shins punch from behind, Shin punches Kirin instead. Kirin falls to the ground, unconscious.
Shin (shakes head): Fast little piece of shit.
Tatchi attacks with a blind swing. Hiroshi dodges it easily. The swing heads for Ryo instead. Ryo dodges, but curses Tatchi for his clumsiness. Hiroshi kicks Ryo in the stomach while he is cursing and dodges Tatchi's sword swing from behind, spinning around and catching Tatchi in the face with a kick. Shin dives for Hiroshi, Hiroshi jumps up and lands on Shin's head, driving Shin's head into the ground. Tatchi and Ryo both charge at Hiroshi, Hiroshi jumps up and over the two. They collide, sending both into dreamland. Stars encircle both combatants heads. Kirin gets up and looks at Hiroshi, dazed. Hiroshi backs up.
Hiroshi: You woke up pretty quick.
Hiroshi thrusts his hand forward into Kirin's chest. Kirin looks down at the point of impact and falls straight backwards.
Hiroshi: That was it? I didn't even break a sweat! (Tries to conceal his heavy breathing.)
Hiroshi starts laughing again. The martial arts master takes him inside, leaving the four fighters outside, unconscious.
Morning arises, the sun rises over the four unconscious warriors. Shin takes his head out of the ground and yawns. All of them rise and rub their heads.
Tatchi: Where are we? What are we doing? WHY ARE WE HERE?!?!?
Shin: Shut the hell up.
Kirin: Oh yeah! Kirin cannot believe he was defeated by a mere child!!!
Tatchi: Who?
Ryo: And his cousin.... hehe...
Shin: I know, let's kidnap him and knock him out! Then we can beat him!
Tatchi: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARDS TALKING ABOUT?!!!!!
Kirin: Kirin has devised a plot to deal with the whelp.
Tatchi: Beating up a kid? Where's the honor in that?
Kirin pulls out a bottle.
Kirin: This shall knocketh the child out cold.
Shin: Let's do it!!
Tatchi: What are we talking about again?
Ryo: Chalk one more up for Kotobuki's memory.
Tatchi: Shut up!! My memory is fine! I won't have anything to do with this.
Shin: Guys, lets go.
They slip into the dojo and come back out with the kid tied up and gagged. They take him out in the yard. Ryo pulls out a candy bar and dumps the liquid on it.
Ryo: Hey kid, want some candy? Eat it!
Ryo force-feeds the chocolate bar to Hiroshi.
Shin: By the way, how much did you use?
Ryo: I followed the instructions and gave him a pint.
Shin: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
Kirin: A pint? Methinks it says "pinch."
They all turn to look at Hiroshi, who has passed out and turned green.
Ryo: Oops... ahh, whatever.
Shin: We wanted to knock him out, not kill him.
Ryo: Oh well. One less brat in the world. Less competition for the women.
Shin: What?! He's just a kid!! We need to get him to a hospital!
They pick up Hiroshi and carry him to the hospital.
Several days later...
Shin and the others are at the hospital with Master Kyosuke. He is drunk again and raving about how dishonorable it is to sneak up on someone and poison him.
Kyo: It was probably some dishonorable assassin. Do any of you know who did this?
All look sheepish and guilty. They mumble "no's"
Shin: Perhaps it was a rival dojo. (Laughs nervously, hand behind head.))
Kyo: Well, when I'm done training whoever it is I'm training, we'll find out who did it.
Ryo: Well we all know who that is going to be.
Kirin: Of course. The mighty Kirin will prevail. (Laughs arrogantly.)
Shin: Get real!! I'm going to win!!
Tatchi: I don't remember why we're fighting, but I'll do it!!
Tatchi draws sword and all assume battle stance. All jump into the middle of the room and battle in a dust cloud. Kyo puts his hands up.
Kyo: STOP!!!!
They freeze. Shin is holding onto Kirin's neck, Kirin has fist drawn back to punch Shin.
Ryo has a staff resting on Tatchi's head, Tatchi has his sword to Ryo's throat. Hiroshi moans. Kyo looks at them for a moment, then shakes his head.
Kyo: If you are going to do this, do it outside!
Ryo: Let's go!!
Kirin: The mighty Kirin will punish thee!!
Cut to outside, where Ryo and Tatchi bust out a third story window and fall to the concrete below. Kirin smashes through the wall with Shin's foot implanted in his chest.
Hiroshi comes to and regains his usual color.
Kyo: Are you all right? Do you need some air? How 'bout some alcohol?
Master Kyosuke goes to open the broken window. What little was left falls out. Fighting sounds are heard once he opens it.
"Take that fiend!" is faintly heard in Kirin's voice.
Kyo: I can't believe they're doing it again.
Hiroshi: Grandpa?
Kyo: Hiroshi? Who did this to you?
Hiroshi: *I shouldn't tell him that I was poisoned by the guys or else he'll punish me from being caught off guard so easily by such screw ups.* I didn't see him, grandpa. He caught me while I was asleep.
Kyo: Damn those rival dojos! (slams bottle down on table) Let's see how those idiots are doing.
Kyosuke goes to the Kirin-shaped hole and looks out. All of the fighters are laying on the ground with cans and garbage all around them. Shin bolts to his feet and runs away screaming as a mob of women chase him.
Ryo: Why should he have all the luck? (Takes off running after the women with camera in hand)
Shin runs across again, screaming. Followed by the mob of women... and Ryo.
Shin: Help me!! What did I do to deserve this?
Scene cuts back to hospital room.
Hiroshi: Are those guys fighting again?
Kyo: Yup. They really want the position.
Scene cuts back to the street. Tatchi and Kirin are standing up. Shin runs across the screen again, his shirt torn and in his polka-dot boxer shorts. Mob of women run by, one women carrying pieces of Shin's shirt, another with his pants.
Shin: AHHHHH!!! I'm getting tired!!
Everyone laughs at him.
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The four warriors are at dinner with Hiroshi and Master Kyosuke. They are eating rice, and not with the best of table manners. Finally, there is only one helping of rice left. Ryo reaches for it, when his hand is smacked by a bamboo sword.
Tatchi: Hands off, hentai, this rice is mine!
Tatchi takes the bowl of rice. Ryo whacks Tatchi with his staff.
Ryo: Over my dead body!
Shin: That could be arranged, give me that rice.
Kirin: This rice belongs solely to the mighty Kirin!
Kirin takes the rice bowl and is about to eat it. Shin punches him in the head and takes it.
Kirin: Unhand that at once you fiend!
All four dive into a battle. The rice is tossed, grabbed, and passed around madly.
Hiroshi: Do they fight over everything?
Kyo: It appears that way. (Starts waving bottle at them) Hey! Cut that out!
Hiroshi calmly reaches into the battle and pulls out the rice. Ryo is in the middle of hitting Tatchi over the head with his staff.
Hiroshi: Want some, grandpa? (Holds out the rice.)
Kyo: Nope, you go ahead.
Hiroshi eats some rice and makes a face.
Hiroshi: This rice is cold. Here you go, Furball. (Throws the bowl of rice down to a little white cat, who eats it.)
Furball: Meow!
The fighting goes on, oblivious of all other factors. Hiroshi calmly stands up, wipes his face, and wordlessly jumps into the battle. Scene cuts to outside. Door opens and Ryo, Shin, Kirin, and Tatchi fly outside and land on the ground.
Kyo: (Sweatdropping) Thank you. I was worrying that they would destroy the house.
Hiroshi: They must be getting better, I'm actually sweating.
Kyo: (thinking) *Hiroshi only fights them when they are tired and weakened. At full strength they could easily beat him. Ahh, what the hell..* (Takes another drink)
Outside...
They all get up and look at the door.
Shin: You know what? We should kill that little kid.
Ryo: Yeah, then two of us will be able to train under Master Kyosuke.
Kirin: Of course those two will be the benevolent Kirin and the perverted one.
Ryo: Hey! I'm more than MERELY perverted, okay? I'll have you know that when it comes to perversion I'm the most serious man alive!
Shin: Yo, are we gonna take that from that arrogant bastard and that perverted freak or what?
Kirin: Hold thy tounge, retched cur!!
Shin: Hey!! I ain't no retchd whatever you said!!
Kirin: Prepare yourself!!
Shin: We'll do it tag team style! I'm in first!
Kirin: I shall handle this situation and come to you if I must perverted one.
Shin and Kirin advance to the middle of the yard. Kick-ass battle music starts playing. Shin drops into his stance and Kirin stands confidently.
Kirin: Thou shalt be punished! Prepare to defend thyself!
Kirin charges to attack Shin. Punches at his head. Shin dodges to the side effortlessly and jumps behind Kirin, delivering a kick to the side of his head. Kirin's head is knocked into the ground but he rises, apparently unharmed. Kirin delivers several punches and kicks, that are dodged by the smaller artist. Shin suddenly falls over, clutching a lump on his head, revealing Ryo with his staff behind him.
Tatchi: Hey! That's cheating!
Ryo: Cry about it Fem-Boy.
Shin gets up and starts blocking and dodging punches from Kirin and staff strikes from Ryo. He begins to sweat heavily.
Shin: Get in here Kotobuki!!
Tatchi: That would be cheating. I refuse to lower myself to their level.
Shin: I can't dodge these guys forever!!
Shin dissapears just as Ryo strikes with his staff, hitting Kirin instead. Shin reappears beside Tatchi and tags him.
Shin: Your turn.
Tatchi pulls out his sword and jumps in. He lands a strike with his bamboo sword on the still staggering Kirin, knocking him over. Kirin staggers back to his feet. Ryo swings his staff at Tatchi, hitting him in the back of the leg. Tatchi backflips over Ryo and knees him in the kidney. Kirin runs at the swordman. Tatchi turns in time to recieve a punch in the gut by Kirin, staggering him. Ryo hits Tatchi in the other side with his staff. Kirin lands a punch to the jaw and a kick to the stomach.
Tatchi: Have you no honor? This is an unfair battle.
Shin: To hell with honor. Here I come!
Shin jumps in just as Ryo raises his staff to strike. Ryo is tackled by Shin.
Shin: You're not supposed to be in here you cheater! You're going to the penalty box!!
Ryo gets up in time to get his staff kicked away and punched in the jaw. Shin jumps back to his corner. Meanwhile, Tatchi has recovered and is standing in his fighting stance. He exchanges blows with Kirin, blocking all punches with his sword. Hiroshi, who is watching, yawns.
Hiroshi: This is boring.
Hiroshi stands up and casually sends a flying kick to Kirin's head. Kirin flys into a tree, hitting his head, hard. He falls down, unmoving. Ryo jumps in, grabs Hiroshi and throws him at a boulder. Hiroshi rebounds off the rock with his feet and flys back at Ryo. Ryo dodges the flying kick, but Hiroshi lands on his feet. Tatchi readies his sword and jumps at Hiroshi, striking several times. Hiroshi barely dodges all of them and manages a kick to Tatchi's groin, doubling him over. Shin sneaks up behind Hiroshi and kicks him in the side, sending him flying into a rock, which he rebounds off of and lands, slightly staggered. Shin picks up a big boulder and throws it at Hiroshi.
Hiroshi: Oh yeah?
Hiroshi uses the same open palmed attack as before, disintegrating the rock and flinging Shin into a tree, which falls down into the next yard. Cut to the other yard.
Old Man: Ahhh... Mango juice!!
Old Man is abruptly cut off as the tree hits him and shatters the bottle of juice. Cut back to the battle. Shin is on the ground, out cold. Ryo punches down at Hiroshi, who dodges it and kicks Ryo into the air. Ryo flies out of sight. Tatchi is still rolling around on the ground, moaning and clutching his manhood. Kirin somehow manages to stagger to his feet.
Kirin: (Rubbing his head) That's it! I'm gonna teach you a lesson, you little punk!!
Hiroshi: (Stares at Kirin) *He's not speaking in third person!! It must have been the blow to his head!*
Kirin: *Ahhh.. the bastard's dropped his guard!* Prepare to die!!!!!
Kirin runs at Hiroshi and punches. Hiroshi manages to dodge it, but gets pulled into a belly-to-belly suplex. Hiroshi rolls and staggers to his feet. Kirin sinks to his knees and passes out from sheer exaustion with a large bump on his head.
Meanwhile, in east Tokyo, Ryo is running full speed back towards the dojo while dodging cars and people.
Ryo: *I don't know what that brat's problem is, I just wanna feel up his cousin... oh well, anyone who gets between me and women...*
Back at the dojo, Shin has regained his senses and has assumed his battle stance. He dissapears for a second and reappears in front of Hiroshi, diving at him. Hiroshi brings his knee up to connect with Shin's jaw. Shin lands and is out cold again. Tatchi staggers to his feet, using his sword to stablize himself.
Tatchi: I ain't through yet.
Tatchi attacks with renewed strength and manages a few hits before he too uses all his energy. He falls to his knees and is kicked into unconciousness as well. Hiroshi sighs and looks at the fallen warriors.
Hiroshi: Well that's all of them.
Ryo: Not exactly little man!! I'm baaaack!
Hiroshi: I thought I got rid of you.
Ryo: Better luck next time kid. Take this! Hyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!
Ryo attacks Hiroshi with a speed that puts anyone to shame. Hiroshi manages to block very few of the raining punches and kicks. Hiroshi staggers backward into a defensive position.
Ryo: Let's end this now ok? I want to have enough energy to get to your cousin.
Ryo tosses out several grenades. Hiroshi mangages to flip back and away from the blast. Ryo, however, is too tired and is hit by his own attack.
The ground explodes and a huge crater is formed with an unconcious Ryo in it. Hiroshi falls to his knees. He looks pretty beat up and is breathing hard while struggling to stay concious.
Hiroshi: *Wow! I've never taken such a beating. Those guys are much stronger than they used to be.*
The next morning everyone wakes up in the dojo. They seemed to have fully recovered but they are still depressed with the fact that they lost.
Shin: So damn close.
Kirin: Too true.
Ryo: Whatever. The kid's not my focus anyway.... hehe...
Tatchi: We won't lose again.
Shin: You remember?!
Tatchi: Remember what?
Kyo walks into the room with a huge tray of food. Everyone's mouths water. Kyo serves the food.
Shin: Where's the brat?
Kyo: Asleep. You boys did quite a number on him. He barely made it into the house before passing out. You boys are a lot stronger than when you first arrived. Also, I'm going to train Hiroshi harder. He seems to have been slacking off a bit.
Shin: (sarcastically) What _was_ he thinking?
Ryo: (evilly) Yeah. We'll beat some sense into him.
Kyo: Perhaps...
All: All right. Pay back time!
Shin: You do realize that I came closest to beating the kid.
Kirin: Yeah, right!! The amazing Kirin came closest to making an end to that delinquent little kid!!
Tatchi: What are we talking about again?
Kirin: Kirin is the greatest warrior of all time!! He is the king of martial arts!
Ryo: (Whispers to Shin) I think it's about time for this king to be dethroned.
Shin nods silent agreement. They both get evil grins on. Kirin is still ranting about how great he is.
Shin: (Whispers to Ryo unintelligably, Ryo nods) Ready, and... NOW!!
Ryo is seen as a blur going to the drawer.
Kirin: What are you--
Shin: Prepare to die you arrogent piece of crap!!!
Shin jumps at Kirin, holding both of Kirin's arms behind his back.
Kirin: Curse you you fi--
Kirin is cut off by Ryo putting the duct tape on Kirins mouth. Ryo then proceeds to wrap it all around Kirin's head until only the eyes are seen.
Kirin: Mmmmpphhh.. Mph!!
They all pile outside and proceed to fight savagely.
Kyo: Boy did they recover fast. They're already fighting at almost full strength. You feel like joining in?
Hiroshi: Oh man. I feel like I've been run over by a freight train. What? You want me to fight them? Are you crazy?
Kyo: Would that you had their endurance.
Hiroshi: Yeah, well I took 'em all on at once.
Kyo: They also haven't trained under me for seven years.
Hiroshi: If I was as old as they were, I'd take them out back and beat them within an inch of their miserable lives.
Kyo: Well, you're not. So get yourself into the dojo and train harder than you've ever trained before because these guys are going to pass you up in skill if you don't dig down and train. I'll be there in a minute.
Hiroshi: Okay Grandpa. (Exit)
Kyo: *Man, these guys are really improving fast. It'll be tough to decide which one is the best. Maybe I could break tradition and take them all. No, that would violate tradition. I'll just have to decide.*
Scene cuts to the fight just as all of them are beating each other.
Several weeks later...
It was a peaceful Monday morning. Of course that peace lasted only until the sounds of bitter combat could be heard from a certain dojo. They were at it again. Shin and the others woke up at 5 am to practice. Now Kyo had woken up and was watching them fight.
Kyo:* They do this every morning since they arrived. They must really want me to train them...*
Master Kyo's thoughts were interrupted by a loud explosion followed by several yells. Kyo aproaches the four fighters.
Kyo: How old are you boys?
Tatchi: 16... I think.
Ryo: 16
Kirin: Kirin is 17.
Shin:(looks at the ground) I have no idea.
All: Nani?!
Kyo: You don't know when you were born?
Shin: Nope. I never had birthdays. I spent my entire childhood training with Grandfather.
Kirin: Oh.
Tatchi: Is there anyone who might know? Your parents maybe?
Shin's eyes narrow and he glares at Ryo.
Shin: (sharply) My father died while training, and I haven't seen my mother since I was born.
Tatchi: Sorry
Kyo: Never mind. Have any of you been to school?
Tatchi: Yes.
Shin: Yeah, but I got kicked out.
Ryo: What's that?
Kirin: Unnecessary.
Kyo: Well then. I'll have to send you to the high school.
Everyone's jaws drop.
Shin: W-what?
Ryo: School? You mean like... normal people?
Tatchi: Which proves you're not normal.
Kirin: Kirin does not need schooling. Kirin is a martial artist.
Shin, Ryo: Yeah! We ain't goin'.
Kyo: If you don't go, I won't train you. Besides, Ryo, there are plenty of girls there.
Ryo: (immediatly)Race you guys to school.
Shin: You're on.
All 4 of them rush off towards the school. While Kyo watches them.
Kyo: I doubt that was a very good idea, but it'll keep down the damage around here.
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Shin: I wonder what this new school is going to be like.
Ryo: I hope it has lots of girls.
Shin: Figures you'd say that. That's just what I don't need.
Kirin stops suddenly, looking at a large tank being polished by a man in military garb with a flat top. Tatchi stumbles into the suddenly unmoving Kirin.
Kirin: Watch where thou art going, cur!
Tatchi: You stopped!
Shin: Now guys, we don't have to fight... oh, wait a minute, yeah we do!
Kirin: Be silent, knave, thou wilt have thy turn after Kirin the Great deals with this pest.
Shin: Who are you calling a knave?
Tatchi: Who are you calling a pest?
Ryo: Oh boy! A fight!
Tatchi: Shut up, hentai.
Ryo: Make me, Fem-boy.
They all jump into a huge brawl. Ryo and Tatchi are clashing staff and sword when Kirin grabs Shin by the waist and throws him into a wall. Shin rebounds off of the wall and back at Kirin, fist glowing with ki. Kirin is knocked directly into the tank. The man looks down at Kirin as he gets up, then at the dent in his tank.
Man: You... dented my tank!! I just waxed it! RRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!! (face turns red, steam out of ears)
They all stop.
Ryo: What's he talking about?
Man: Gunner! Get into the tank!
The man jumps into the tank, followed by a kind of skinny guy, also in military garb.
Man: Gunner! Man the overhead machine gun! I'll take control of the main cannon!
Gunner: Sir!
Meanwhile, The others have resumed their fight, heedless of the twenty ton Leopard swiveling to face their direction.
Man: Preparing to fire the main gun!
There is a flash of light as a shell flies at the warriors.
Tatchi: What the...
They all dive out of the way as a shell detonates in their midst.
Man: Damn! Gunner! Take them out!
Gunner: My pleasure!
Gunner swivels the machine gun toward Ryo and begins firing. Ryo dodges the stream of bullets and runs along a wall with the stream of bullets following. Shin and Tatchi hit the deck as the stream passes over them. The stream continues to follow Ryo as the others prepare to attack.
Ryo: What the hell is your problem?!
Ryo jumps at the tank, flipping and spinning in mid air. He lands a perfect flying kick to Gunner's jaw. Gunner flies off to the side. Ryo jumps off the tank and ,pulls out handfuls of grenades, packed into bras. He rebounds off a wall back toward the tank, tucking into a flip.
Ryo: Take this!!!!
Ryo drops the bra bombs right next to the tank and there is a huge explosion. The tank barrel rolls once as a result of the explosion and stops. Ryo is grinning maliciously.
Man: Damn! Lost my gunner and my new wax job in one shot! I'll see that they all pay dearly!
The main gun swivels and fires three times. All of them manage to avoid the blasts, but Tatchi is a little singed. The gun swivels to face Tatchi. A shell is realeased. With lightning speed, Tatchi unsheathes his sword, jumps at the tank, and, impossibly, cuts the shell in half. The two halves hit a building and explode. Another shell hits at Kirin's feet, and he is flung back into a wall.
Kirin: That does it, thou hast angered the mighty Kirin Oda for the last time!!
Kirin leaps at the tank, only to be pummeled back by a shell to his chest. (Yes, a full tank shot, in the chest.)
Shin: *Looks like it's up to me.* Hey! Tank guy! Yeah you! Where the hell do you get off attacking me like that?!
Shin picks up a rock and throws it at the tank. The man turns red with anger.
Man: Take this!!
Another shell is fired.
Shin dodges the blast easily. He jumps in front of Ryo and knocks him into next week. He reaches into Ryo's shirt and pulls out a double handful of grenades. He drops the panties that came with them and hooks the grenades to his belt. He jumps straight up, and bounces off the wall straight at the tank.
Shin: BURNING KNUCKLE!!
Shin directs the Burning knuckle at the hatch, knocking it off of its hinges. Shin swiftly drops the grenades into the hatch and jumps off. The man looks at the grenades for a second before madly scrambling to get out of the tank. Just as he leaves the tank the explosion sends him flying. The tank is still whole, but not in too good shape. The man staggers to his feet in front of a sneering Kirin.
Man: How dare you!!
>From nowhere, he pulls out a pair of automatic assault rifles and begins spraying bullets at everyone. Kirin calmly disarms him. The principle pulls out a pistol and fires about ten times into Kirin's chest. Kirin takes that as well and hits the man in the stomach with the handle. He stands up and sees the others staring at him.
Principal: How...
He is cut off as Kirin punches him over the horizon. He flies toward the horizon, followed by the tank. Kirin walks back to them, picking badly dented bullets out of his shirt. He pulls a huge metal plate out from under his shirt and tosses it away. No explanation offered. (Deal with it.)
Ryo: So... where were we?
Kirin: Oh yes. Kirin had you all writhing in the crushing grip of defeat.
Shin: Here we go again...
They jump into the fight again, heedless of the fact that they were just attacked. Eventually they make their way to the school...
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NEXT CHAPTER:
Hey! Shin Hideoshi here! As if the others weren't bad enough, now I have even more people trying
to kill me. My old sparring buddy has come to kill me a well as a
school full of rival gangs. Let's not forget that sadistic principal and his
40 ton tank. Later!