[To the tune of "All-Star"]
Ranma: Nobody ever told me my fiancees were gonna roll me.
I ain't a ladies' man, it's been said.
But this one keeps jumping to conclusions and acting,
An' all she ever sees is red.
Akane: Well, the perverts start coming and they don't stop coming.
Fed to the mob and I hit the boys running.
Didn't make sense not to beat them numb.
A few got smart but the rest stayed dumb.
Ranma: So mad at everyone, I have to flee.
Akane: So what's wrong with spending time with me?
Ranma: You cooked again? I gotta go.
Akane: Oh, look, the roof has a new hole.
Ranma: Hey now, you're a bow-wow, so kawaii-ku-ne...
Akane: Hey now, you're a baka, you never listen to me...
R&A: But if you really want to give it a go,
I love you more than you know...
Ranma: Hell's a cool place and they say it gets colder.
I wonder what it's like in the heart of my father.
Before I was born, my old man sentenced me to suffer
At the hands of his friend's daughter.
Akane: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin.
The water's gettin' warm and I can't swim.
My world's on fire, how about yours?
It's your fault I'm out here, and I'm getting bored.
Ranma: Hey now, you're a bow-wow, so kawaii-ku-ne...
Akane: Hey now, you're a baka, you never listen to me...
R&A: But if you really want to give it a go,
I love you more than you know...
Please say it soon.
Please say it soon.
Please say it soon.
Please say it soon.
Ranma: Hey now, you're a bow-wow, so kawaii-ku-ne...
Akane: Hey now, you're a baka, you never listen to me...
R&A: But if you really want to give it a go,
I love you...
Ranma: If I'd ever been asked, I would've passed.
I never would've come to this place.
But now that I'm here, I need some time to myself,
An' for just one heart to change.
Akane: Well, the adventures start coming and they don't stop coming.
Fed to the crazies and I hit the ground running.
Didn't make sense not to beat them numb.
Now if only my fiancee wouldn't play dumb.
Ranma: To keep her safe, I have to flee.
Akane: Please just spend some time with me.
Ranma: I hate leaving you but I gotta go.
Akane: Without you my heart has a hole.
Ranma: Hey now, you're a bow-wow, so kawaii-ku-ne...
Akane: Hey now, you're a baka, you never listen to me...
R&A: But if you really want to give it a go,
I love you more than you know...
But if you really want to give it a go,
I love you more than you know...