On Thu, 7 Dec 2000, Jerry/Patch Monkey wrote:
I was, of course, referring to my own poem (If Cabbits Were Horses), posted
several days back.
Oops.
However, the esteemed Jay Kominek, who, like myself, ignores his own fanfics
to write poetry about cabbits, has upped the ante.
One must be intrepid and stout against the call of long over due work,
when such important things as cabbit poetry call. Thus:
Haiku Set I
Cabbits here and there.
There are cabbits everywhere.
Where is Ryo-ohki at?
There is a carrot.
Ears perk. Nose sniffs. Tail wags. Miyah!
There is no carrot.
Zoom! Swift through the air.
Hand over the carrot now!
Or I will be cute!
Such a sweet smile.
Long blue hair, trailing behind.
Such a nice head, too.
Help! Evil again!
Silly, why call Tenchi now?
I am a cabbit!
And, the most profound one:
Carrot meow meow meow.
Meow meow carrot meow meow meow.
Meow meow meow carrot.
In the event that I have completely forgotten or disregarded the rules
behind haiku, then disregard all instances of "haiku" in this email.
Instead, pretend that it is a new form of poetry, tenatively called
"george".
- Jay Kominek <jay.kominek@colorado.edu>
The wheels are spinning,
but the hamster is dead.