Subject: [FFML] [FIC][ORIG][X-F/EVA SPOOF] MECHAnoia, halo three
From: "Echo Albarn" <whoneedsthisreality@hotmail.com>
Date: 11/17/2000, 12:44 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com



Hey again.

I know it's been a while between chapters, but there were a couple of 

annoying continuity errors I had to track down and eliminate.



-EA

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MECHAnoia by Echo Albarn

halo three: 78%



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	<:> SFX: silence. <:>



	As I began to strap into the pilot's chair, I heard a voice.

	My own.

	[I, Sean A. Wade, have decided that the world has gone insane.]

	But what I heard next was unexpected.

	[I, Dr. Julia Schneider, have decided that love is insanity.]

	[I, Agent Amelia Whelan, have decided that gender is inanity.]

	[I, Agent Simon DuBois, have decided that you are the insanity.]



	I opened my eyes and it was dark. Dark, no light. I fumbled around

for a light switch, and realized there was none. Then, as I watched, one

light after another lit up on the control panel. I tried to shield my

eyes from the sudden bursts of light to find that my head was encased in

some sort of helmet. My brain seemed foggy, and I couldn't think. I

reached to my neck to take off the helmet, when I heard a voice. Crossed

somewhere between the ring of authority and the shriek of fear, Julia's

voice yelled over the comlink, "NO! DON'T TAKE THE HELMET OFF!"

	Her voice cut through my stupor like a chainsaw through lukewarm

spam. My head lolled about a bit, then I asked (putting my hands down in

the process), "So...what's going on now?"

	Still slightly shaken, she responded with, "We're connecting your

neural net to the mecha, just remain calm and it'll be okay."

	Just       THen evErY+thang (go|to|started)<-backwards haywire

((fubaR)) IN my brain mybrainmybrainbymrain



	On the command bridge, the entire crew ripped off their headsets

as "AAAHHHHHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HEAD?!?!" came over the comm.

	"Sean, stop it!" Julia yelled, adjusting her just-replaced

microphone, "Don't try to fight it. Just...um. Just try to relax. It'll

be easier that way.



	<:> Blur: "Yuko and Hiro" <:>



	"How can I relax when my brain is not connected to my body?" I

slurred. But for some reason, I had just answered my own question. It

reminded me, not all that surprisingly, of the days of weed and lotuses

that I spent in California. As I had those times before, I let myself

drift aimlessly into the aether.

	This time, I drifted as if down a hallway, at the end of which

lay the mecha. When I reached it, I didn't exactly become one with the

devices, I merely wore them, with my conciousness inhabiting it all.

	"My God...It's full of stars..." I quoted.

	One of the techs who had read "Neon Exodus Evangelion" fell out

of his tipped-back chair.

	"Just kidding. It's really just dark."

	"How are you feeling, Sean?"

	This time, Julia's voice sounded more wondering, curious than

anything.

	"I feel..." I thought about it for a moment.

	The bridge crew, including Mr. Fanfiction in the back there,

leaned closer to their monitors.

	"I feel like..." I couldn't really figure out what I wanted to

say.

	The bridge crew held their collective breath. Julia pressed her

earphone deeper into her aural canal.

	"I'm rather hungry."

	The sound of 7 palms hitting their respective foreheads echoed

over the tac net.

	Simon, the first to recover from his bout of facefault, keyed the

tac net. "Pilot Wade, we don't need any of your stoner humor here. The

future of humanity is in your hands." he lectured.

	I let out another breath and gathered my wits, preparing to exit

the compound for battle.

	"Um, what now?" I asked.

	Mr. Fanfiction sat up and nudged the tech next to him, who had

dozed off.

	"Oh, yeah, maybe we'd better launch him." the tech said.



	<:> SFX: Muted Trumpet Wah-wah <:>



	DuBois stood up and pounded his fist on his raised console in the

rear of the command center, saying, "Launch the prototype already!"

	Schneider, DuBois, and Whelan each reached into their shirts and

pulled out chains. On the end of each chain hung a very thick key.

D'Arcy looked up at the main monitor bank, where three red lights were

glowing softly. As chief engineer, it was his job to count off the

launch. "Command personnel, insert keys," he intoned, replaying a

pattern that had been drilled for months over. As he watched, each red

light turned yellow as the keys were inserted.

	"Director DuBois! GO!"

	The first key was turned, and one yellow light turned green.

	"Project Leader Schneider! GO!"

	Another key turn; another green light.

	"Assistant Director Whelan! GO!"

	The three green lights began to flash, and a synthesized voice

spoke over the intercom.

	In a slightly modulated female tone, it said, "MECHA LAUNCH

VOTE- DuBois: Yes. Schneider: Yes. Whelan: Yes. Unanimity Acheived."

	A pause before continuing, "The MECHA would have been launched in

3 minutes, 47 seconds from the time of the alert, were we to ignore the

*debacle* in the locker room. Possibility of success were this a real

launch..."



	"WHAT?" I said, throwing tact out the window.



	"...78%. Is there a problem, Mr. Wade?"

	In the control room, the image of the mecha bay was replaced by a

live shot of Sean, nose splint and all.

	"Damn right, there's a problem! You people woke me up for a

drill?"

	Whelan took hold of her microphone. "Would you rather we sent you

out there to die with no training?"

	That cut through some more of the fuzzy feeling in my brain.

However, I held my tongue. That wasn't to last, as I realized there was

something wrong. "Who was that other voice?"

	D'Arcy got his cue here and grinned madly at no-one in particular.

He keyed up an individual comm line and his image appeared on one of the

cockpit screens of the mecha. Still grinning, he told me this: "That was

our base computer, and..."

	He was interrupted by the subject of his declamation. "Dr. D'Arcy.

You may have built me, but I'm a big girl now. I think I can introduce

myself."

	Brian made an expansive gesture that said "Go ahead".

	Another comm screen lit up in the cockpit, displaying a mildy

pulsating pink torus.

	It made a noise not unlike a throat clearing before beginning,

"Hello, Sean. I am a-"

	"Wait, wait, wait!" Everytone turned around to see what the new

interruption is, when it was just lil' ol' me. "Couldn't someone get me

out of this thing first?"

	If this computer had a body, she would have glared at me right

then. It didn't, so it started over as if I had not spoken. "I happen to

be-"

	"Whoa, Brian," One of the techs asked, "Don't you think we should

get him out of there?"

	Brian nodded.

	The computer started once more. "I HAPPEN TO BE...Oh, screw you

people, none of you are listening anyway."

	D'Arcy leaned back in his chair and called out (in a more relaxed

tone), "Whelan, lockdown." There was a loud clunk as the first lock was

replaced...



-sometime later-



Sean Wade did not sleep the sleep of the just, or that of the unjust.

He slept the sleep of the extremely-fricking-tired-and-if-you-think-

about-waking-me-up-again-I'll-rip-your-nuts-out-through-your-throat-

even-if-you're-a-woman.



Julia Schneider stood in the doorway of Sean's room, watching him

intently as he slept. She didn't know why she was interested in him, but

she was.



Brian D'Arcy walked past Julia on his way back to his office to deal

with his tempermental computer, when he heard groaning and curses, both

male and female, coming from behind his superior's door. He knew exactly

why he quickened his pace away from there.



Simon DuBois groaned, loud and long.



Mostly because Amelia Whelan had placed QUIXOTIC on a triple word score.



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<:> Smashing Pumpkins: "Le Deux Machina (synth)" <:>



MECHAnoia CAST LIST:

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MAJOR PERSONAS:

	Pilot #00: Sean A. Wade

	NSA Agent #1 "Spook" (Director of Operations): Simon DuBois

	NSA Agent #2 "Feminazi" (Asst. Director): Amelia Whelan

	Science/Medical Head (Project Leader): Dr. Julia Schneider

	AI/MECHA Technician "Mr. Fanfiction": Dr. Brian D'Arcy

BRIDGE CREW:

	Commander-

		Simon DuBois

	Engineering-

		Brian D'Arcy

		David Heller

	Medical-

		Julia Schneider

		Jillian Sato

	Situational/Command-

		Brian D'Arcy

		Amelia Whelan

		Julia Schneider

	Tactical-

		Amelia Whelan

		Gene Tyler

AND:

	The Bridge Computer

	Lunchlady: Ethel Petersen



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NEXT TIME, ON MECHAnoia, HALO FOUR!



Someone appears. But it's not another pilot.

Someone does something illegal. But it's not the enemy.

And cafeteria food still sucks.



"NOBODY KNOWS YOU WHEN YOU'RE DOWN AND OUT", COMING SOON...WATCH FOR IT!



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Authorial Notational Thingamabob:

	It's understood that you kinda start to get feedback and C&C

after several parts of the story have been released, but when you've

written part 4 and some of 5 already, you kinda get lost in where you

want to go with the tale you tell. I *have* started work on 5, as

directionless as ever, but hopefully I won't smeg it up too badly.



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"MECHAnoia, halo three" (C) 2000, Echo Albarn/Mirror in the Dark Prod.



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