On Mon, 14 Aug 2000, DB Sommer posted a fic that took me less than a
measely month to get around to replying on. Is that so bad?
Peace.
That was the prevailing feeling at the temple that served as home for
Belldandy and all those that she cared so much about. Keiichi and Megumi
were still attending classes at school. Skuld had been recalled Above for
some technical problem Yggadrasil was having. And Urd was off doing... well
whatever it was she did when she wasn't at home. Hopefully, she was at
least keeping out of mischief. Well meaning mischief, to be certain, but
mischief all the same. It did tend to help keep things interesting though.
Thus laying thr ground work what everyone knows is impending chaos.
The water for the noodles was just beginning to boil when there was a
ringing at the temple's door. Belldandy turned down the burner and went to
answer. Opening the door revealed a young woman with bluish-colored hair,
either in her late teens or early twenties. She wore a sedate ensemble,
consisting of a white top, red vest, and small blue shorts. Her demeanor
was pleasant, and Belldandy sensed an aura of sincerity about the girl as
the newcomer bowed formerly before her.
"Hello, my name is Chipple Ellington."
"I'm a stripper. Some guy named Kei hired me and told me he wanted some
action. You know where I should go?"
"Oh, I'll tell you where to go alright."
"And my name is Belldandy." She smiled and she bowed in greeting to the
girl.
"Is Keiichi in?" Chipple asked.
See!
"Not at the moment. Why don't you come in? He should be home before too
long." As Belldandy escorted her into the entryway, she wondered who this
young girl that seemed to know Keiichi was. Belldandy was certain he had
never mentioned any Chipple to her before, and there was something about
her appearance that made Belldandy think she wasn't part of the auto club.
It was the silk wedding gown. Bell was sure she'd remember that.
Chipple placed a hand behind her head in embarrassment. "Sorry. I should
have sensed who you were from the beginning. I guess I can tell you the
whole thing. I'm from the White Magic Plane. I'm a student trying to become
a good witch." She began playing nervously with her fingers.
"Unfortunately, I'm not the best student in the world. I did really poorly
on my written exam, again, but the Great Principal said that if I do really
good on this practical exam, I might still pass."
"I... see," Belldandy said while not understanding in the least. "And what
exactly is this practical exam you have to take?"
Bang Keiichi senseless.
"I have to move into a human household from the surface world, that's what
we call Earth, and make a favorable impression on the boy living there. If
his impression is good enough, I get to pass."
"That's an interesting exam. I wish you good luck..." Belldandy's voice
trailed off as an errant fact occurred to her. "Exactly which household are
you supposed to be moving into?"
Chipple looked at Belldandy curiously. "This one, of course. I need to have
Keiichi Morisoto give me the favorable review."
Belldandy's eyes widened in surprise. "You do? Are you certain that's the
right boy? There are a lot of them in Japan, you know."
Somewhat surprising a reaction from Bell. This sorta thing, see Peorth
arc, isn't that surprising.
"Absolutely. The information was magically imprinted so there could be no
errors." Chipple turned thoughtful. "I sure hope I don't end up sleeping
with him like I did the last guy I was assigned to."
"You did what?" Belldandy asked, alarmed.
Again, after the way Bell reacted to Peorth, I'm frowning in disbelief.
Belldandy was incapable of answering as the strength seemed to leave her
legs. This attractive young girl was going to move in with her and Keiichi
and would try to make a 'favorable impression' on him? A girl who, by her
own admission, had slept with the last boy she had tried to make a
favorable impression on?
See above and thats the last time I'll mention it. Bell seems to have a
VERY laid back attitude towards other possible romantic interests in Kei.
Now, if Kei reacts favorably, or there appears to be a serious chance that
the newcomer has of stealing her man, Bell can get VERY jealous. But that
does take a while to get too.
The rest was cut off as an attractive girl, about the same age as Chipple,
burst into the temple. She was wearing a matching yellow skirt and jacket
that was tight against her chest, showing an ample bust hidden underneath.
Her eyes fell upon Chipple and she pointed an accusing finger at her. "You
little rat, trying to get here early and put the moves on the new exam
before I get a chance to. I ought to fry you for that!
Ah, one of these.
"That was what I had in mind." Irene primped her hair a bit and posed
sexily. "It's not like he'll want to do you once he gets a taste of me."
Belldandy's eyes widened. This girl was even more brazen the Urd. Not when
her older sister was horny, of course, but when she was normal.
Um. That's pretty brazen. Still, Urd is calmer now than at the begining of
ther series.
"Slut slut slut!" Chipple kept crying out until a flash of light filled the
far side of the room, blinding everyone. When their vision cleared, there
was a young girl, apparently about the same age as the others, floating in
mid-air. She was adorned an outfit that was vaguely mid-eastern, like
something out of 1001 Arabian Knight, though with a billowing white cape.
And behind door number three:
The girl bowed in mid-air. "I am Suwatee of the Other World. Due to Keiichi
Morisoto's pureness of heart, he is to be granted a wish by me. Do you know
where he is, by the way? Usually I appear before whomever is supposed to
receive the wish, but I don't see him."
Belldandy looked in surprise at the girl. "I'm sorry, but there seems to be
some sort of misunderstanding. I'm from the Goddess Relief Hotline, and
I've already granted Keiichi his wish."
Againd, wee bit of a problem with the Peorth arc, but this one for
different reasons. That was her mission too.
Suwatee shrugged. "I guess he gets another one then. He must be really pure
of heart." She floated around until she spotted a picture hanging on a
wall. Taking it off its hook, she looked it over. "Wow! Is this Keiichi?"
Belldandy was joined by the other three girls as they all examined the
picture. It was one of Belldandy and Keiichi, taken by the seashore with
both of them in conservative swimsuits.
"Yes, it is," the Goddess said with a hint of pride in her voice.
"He's cute," Chipple said with admiration.
Sigh. The second you're taken...
"He certainly is good looking Suwatee remarked. "He reminds me of Kenta,
the last boy I gave a wish. I wonder if he's like him too and will wish to
sleep with a bunch of girls."
Doesn't seem very pure of heart, this Kenta
"Then he'll probably wish to score with a bunch of girls like every other
young man I've granted a wish to." Suwatee said with a sigh in her voice.
"And usually I end up included in the mix."
So pure of heart has nothing to do with thinking with your balls. I'm one
step closer to wish land.
Suwatee nodded. "Luckily, due to the fact they're getting a wish, they all
tend to be nice boys, but just a little on the horny side. The last one,
Kenta, was an especially nice one."
"He had this corkscrew manuver that just blew my mind."
"Keiichi wouldn't sleep with anyone," Belldandy insisted.
"He's impotent?" Irene asked.
"NO!"
"No! No! No!"
"Really?"
"Well yes."
"Then why wouldn't he want to wish to sleep with a bunch of good-looking
women?" Suwatee asked, completely devoid of any deviousness.
"He got this thing for zebras. He's not Gay, but you know..."
Suwatee gave a dismissive wave of her hand. "I've seen that sort of thing
happen dozens of times. If you don't show them some solid proof up front
and ram it down their throats, they almost never believe it. Trust me, if
he had a chance to really think about it and believed he was getting a
wish, he would have wanted a whole lot more than just you as his
girlfriend."
Now thats positively insulting.
"Keiichi's not that way!" Belldandy insisted. Further protests were cut off
as a vortex of colors suddenly appeared in the middle of the group of
women.
"He's Bi!"
"Gee, I wonder who that could be?" Irene said dryly as the vortex took on
the shape of a scantily clad, golden-haired, attractive woman who wore a
tiny top and mini-skirt that were deep red and fringed with gold that
matched the color of her hair.
The newcomer posed dramatically before the quartet of women., "I am Achika
Sansaro, Mistress of Virgins."
Virgin Men who don't want to be virgins anymore at that.
"Hey!" Irene shouted at Achika. "Why they heck are you hitting on her when
you have someone as hot as me right here?" Irene thrust her chest forward.
"Besides, she's sagging."
"I don't go for sluts, dearie," Achika explained.
And the shit hits the fan.
Keiichi returned home from school. It had been an easy day, which was nice,
since he felt a cold coming on. He walked up the path and was pleased to
find himself welcomed by Belldandy at the entryway of the temple.
"Why is there a gaping hole next to the door?" Keiichi pointed to the huge
opening of broken brick and wood that was next to the entryway.
"There isn't."
Belldandy drew back in surprise, as though noticing the damage for the
first time. "Oh dear. It looks like there was an explosion. I'll have to
fix it later when I'm recharged."
"Recharged? What did you use your energy on?" Keiichi inquired.
"Got laid."
"Nothing you need concern yourself about." Belldandy waved her hand
dismissively. "Keiichi, I have some very wise words of advice for you, and
you should follow them to the letter: never accept wishes from strangers."
I also don't see this happening.
Basically, I can't really make myself see Bell acting this way, especially
under such comparatively minute provacation. Sorry.
AMS has my favorite characters, and while its not my favorite series of
anime, its right up there. As such, my opinions are probably larger than
I;d like them too be. However, I think this would work better in a
different series. I think Bell's reaction to those events would simply be
patience for a very long time, trusting in the Ultimate Force.
Chipple and Irene are from Magical Twilight (aka The Hex Files)
Suwatee is from CanCan Bunny
Achika is my own creation
Kaguya is from Rei Rei
And I haven't watched any of them. No sir. I heard about them from a
friend. I'm not a pervert.
Really.
Exactly. Neither am I.
Miashara
-Who really doesn't like saying he didn't like a fic, but trys to be
honest.
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