Hey! I was feeling a little bored, so I figured I'd send this out to see
what kind of reaction I get. Have fun, and know that more spamfiction will
be on the way until I can put enough energy together to finish fighting with
those outlines I've promised (sorry prereaders. I'm not ignoring, just
trying to fight for time).
-Kenji M.
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<Scene cuts into a hightech room. AOI KARIN sits at her chair facing a
communications screen. She looks pleased, no doubt dreaming about her nice
pet, sweet, sweet home, and loving husband that she hadn't gotten yet. Her
superior comes on-screen.
CHIEF: Ouch! Aoi-kun, what have you done?!
KARIN (Pleased look vanishes): What's wrong sir?
CHIEF: The population is disappearing!
KARIN: I really did it then! I was mostly positive before, but now-
CHIEF: Not like that! Something's wrong, people are turning into orange
jello!
KARIN: What? That shouldn't be happening, no that way...(Trails off in
thought)
CHIEF: Explain your mission status at once!
KARIN (Snapping back to reality): Well, I tracked down the target, who was
visiting some associate at a local university. I checked the DCM stats
before loading to make sure I had the right guy, and shot him...
CHIEF (Thinking to himself): That still wouldn't explain why people are
melting into jello. What could possibly-
KARIN (Words breaking into the Chief's thoughts): ...And then I shot his
friend , picked up, and left.
CHIEF: YOU WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SHOT SOMEONE ELSE?! WHERE DID YOU GET
ANOTHER BULLET?!
KARIN: I found it in the chamber of the gun, where I thought I left my
original bullet. I went and found mine, left for the past, and analyzed the
unidentified one.
CHIEF: And?
KARIN: Turns out it was a varied hormone/pheromone enhancer, kind of like
the one in stores, only permanent. It had some illegal modification on it,
so I took it off.
CHIEF: And you used the bullet on someone else?
KARIN: I had to talk to the target, Monomari Junta, to confirm identity. He
had a person with him, about senior class, who asked me what I just shot
Junta with. He was a genetics buff, and got me to talk about why I was
there. I told him about the DCM's, and he asked me if I had another. The guy
was pretty scary, but it seemed he had this soft spot for some girl; Yui, I
think her name was.
CHIEF: Sou you shot him with the bullet? We have to correct this error
immediately! What's the information on this guy so we can effect a
counter-medicine?
KARIN: His name in Rokubungi Gen... (KARIN watches in morbid facination as
suddenly the CHIEF melts into a puddle of orange goo.) Oh dear. There goes
my money. I wonder if I can get some financing somewhere else? Rokubungi-kun
said he did have some company backing. Maybe they'd be interested in a smart
employee from the future?
**************
No. You shouldn't take this seriously. Really. Stop writing that flame at
once.
Where was this going? What was he thinking? Will this continue?
In respected order: Nowhere, I was bored, and in English class. Not by me. I
started thinking about Evangelion, and wondered about a couple of things:
1. How did Gendo really land all of those chicks, let alone marry Yui?
Couldn't have been his winning smile.
2. Is it just me, or is there an eerie resemblance to the Eva plugsuits, and
Karin's tight little number?
Back to the hack I go.
-Kenji M.
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