Bad Habit
Original song by The Offspring
Parody lyrics by C-Dogg
Warning kiddies. Vulgar language follows.
This song is about Lunch, the DB character for all the smart asses.
Some parts may have to be read at a fster pace to keep up with the song.
Bad Habit
Everyone knows that I'm not okay.
My gun collection can tell you the same.
And when my hair is blue.
Don't give me no crap.
Cause the slightest sneeze
And I just might snap.
Schizophrenia is really a pain.
Sniffing the flowers makes me go insane.
I open the closet.
Reach inside.
I'm gonna blow this fucker's mind.
I guess I got a bad habit
Switch minds everyday.
I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away.
They say Budokais are a crowded place.
I pulled out a gun and got a good space.
Was stuck in the back.
Couldn't see the match.
And a hand was on my ass.
I guess I got a bad habit
Switch minds everyday.
I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away.
Viewers are rude.
Such attitudes.
But when I show my piece
Get good seats.
On this bod'
'nough arms to kill God.
Don't piss me off you stupid motherfucker!
I open the closet.
Reach inside.
I'm gonna blow this fucker's mind.
I guess I got a bad habit
Switch minds everyday.
Yeah I got a bad habit
And it ain't goin' away.
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Disclaimer:
I am not he owner, performer, or writer of the original song nor character(s)
sung about, nor do I make any claims to be so. All rights reserved and all
that good stuff that will ensure I do not get sued. However, I ensure you
that suing me anyway will not be worth your time or the huge legal fees it
would cost you. So do the both of us a favor and don't waste our time.
General C-Dogg
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"Hey yo! That shit ain't funny!"-The Devil, sinfest.net
( http://sinfest.net/d/20000211.html )
"We are the Commando Elite! Everything else...is just a toy!"-Chip Hazard
Raditz smirked. "Welcome to Hell, Jiisu! Congratulations, bright boy;
you finally noticed--this place sucks!" He started to walk away, and
suddenly stopped and spun around. "Guess what? It's supposed to! We
didn't get sent here as a reward, or hadn't you figured that out yet?"-"Why
Me" by Cynthia Higginbotham
Galibrath's Law of Human Nature: "Faced with the choice between changing
one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everybody gets
busy on the proof."-Vejita/Joel on #afd
"Do these pampers make my ass look big?" Baby Stewie, Family Guy
"Sponsored by Chang's Chinese Chow and Chinese Hoes, Where our girl's are
hungry for more and dim sum." -Walter, The PJs
"You bad boys! I've spoiled you! New armor, saved your lives and this is how
you repay me?!?! Well kiss it good bye!" -Vegeta
"You just ruined a half million dollars in plastic surgery! Now I'm going to
take it out of your ass!" -Micheal Jackson, Celebrity Deathmatch