As I was sitting here reading a request about a
Ranma 1/2 Moonlighting fusion, I suddenly
came about a crazy idea. These Ideas do not
come frequently enough to land me in an
Insane Asylum, but, as several of my closest
friends will tell you, these are still a bad thing.
Quoted from my friend when I told him of
this exact idea.
"Oh no! We're all doomed! DOOMED I say!!"
So, without further ado, here it is.
Ideas too STUPID even for a fanfic.
The Ranma 1/2 Moonlighting Idea, made me
think of what Ranma(Bruce Willis) would go
onto and star in.
Die Hard 1/2
"Are you there, John McClain?"
"Half the time, Hans"
"What about the other Half"
(splash)
"Call me Jane"
North 1/2
"I thought you were just a guy"
"Sorry kid, I took just 6 baths in the eighties,
and do you know how hard it is to find
hot water up here at the north pole?"
"What's with the pet Panda?"
"He's cranky, no bamboo, wrong climate"
"Then why did you bring him up here?"
"HE brought me, stupid Panda and his
stupid cures"
"what happened?"
"Well, to make a long story short, there
are several elves that want to turn him into
a rug, a reindeer with an sexual attraction
to black bears, and don't ask how long it
took to get his tongue off the North pole."
<a little later in the movie>
<just because I was thinking of that>
"Hiya, Great Grandmother, he is young
but would make excellent breeding stud when
older"
"Calm down Shampoo, and stop licking your
lips"
[North] "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
The Last um..... CO-ed Scout (Ranma in the
"Last Boy Scout")
And of course Ranma will go on to star against a
cute alien redheaded girl in "Fifth Element 1/2"
"The montegewuin never trusted the human race.
So they sent the fifth Element to earth long ago. In
2 days the Fifth element will show itself. And we
will need to find it to destroy evil."
<Elsewhere on the planet earth>
Damn, Broke the tap again, hey I feel funny....
[turns to look in mirror] Hey cutie......Wait a ......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
That is me. I am a girl. And I have bright red hair.
I have breasts, might not be so bad.
[Ring Ring]
Hello?
<Hello I'm Corbin's mother. Who the hell out you?>
It's me Ma!!
<My Baby finally got a woman to live with him.>
But MA!!!!!
<I hope you have lots of children with him.>
But MA!!!.........
<I hope ..............
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A wise man once said ..... "Beware of anyone who starts
a sentence with ' A wise man once said.....' "