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              DoCo � Part 7 Version 1.5 (final)
                           The Date

Authors notes: Okay, I know I promised to release the fanfic before Y2K. But sadly I did not have the time to start writing it. So now I�m doing it. So sorry. Anyway this fic is going to be the longest I�ve ever done and will include many different ideas. Also look for the best Booming voice VS. Evil Female Narrator as well. Anyway here we go!

Start of DoCo � Part 7
Camera: I just would like to say really quickly welcome to the special new millenium edition of DoCo �. Please take your time and enjoy the fanfic.

Camera: Fade in on the Tendou Training Hall.

Akane: P-Chan was that you that I just heard?

P-Chan: Bwee!

Akane: Where have you been, baby?

Camera: Fade out. Fade in on a really nice Caf�. Not an okonomiyaki stand or a ramen joint but a really nice place.

Kunou: So how are you enjoying your night, my pig-tailed goddess?

Ranma-Chan: Its wonderful. Hey this restaurant is really expensive how can you afford it?

Kunou: Fear not I have more than enough yen for this establishment.

Ranma-Chan: Even after we�ve both gone through almost everything on the menu?

Kunou: Of course.

Ranma-Chan: Wow. Thinks: So this guy really is loaded. Hmm�I went over this before to myself but�well its not like I�m engaged or anything.

Kunou: So pig-tailed goddess where do you wish to set off to next?

Camera: Slow fade out and in to a waitress in the back room who seems to be looking in on Kunou and Ranma.

Shampoo: So�no touchy touchy yet. This good. Ranma probably not in love.

Kunou: Pig-tailed goddess may I ask you a question?

Ranma-Chan: Yes, sure what?

Kunou: A few weeks after we met you were in that fight with my sister�

Ranma-Chan: Yes, so?

Kunou: In the middle of the contest you were asked what your relationship to Ranma Saotome was. And you said that you belonged to him body and soul. Was this the truth?

Ranma-Chan: Um�it�s kind of hard to explain. You see Ranma�s my well, other half you might say. Were really closely related though�

Kunou: Would you ever wish to marry him?

Ranma-Chan: No of course not!

Kunou: Good!
Other customers: Geez quiet down. Idiot!

Kunou: Than let me ask you will you marry me?

Ranma-Chan: Marry you? Well�umm�

Shampoo: No he won�t marry you!!

Ranma-Chan: Shampoo?

Kunou: Impertinent woman how dare you interrupt the happiest occasion of my life?

Shampoo: Because, I already engaged to him.

Kunou: Impossible how can you be engaged to another woman?

Shampoo: She not woman she boy. See?

Camera: Shampoo takes out a tea kettle.

Ranma-Chan: Listen Shampoo, I know that you are in love�but I�m still�a girl!!

Camera: Ranma kicks Shampoo out of a open skylight and into oblivion.

Waiter: Someone�s going to have to pay for that�

Ranma-Chan: Sorry Shampoo, not tonight! Sorry about that Kunou. Of course I�ll marry you. Thinks: For all the money of course.

Camera: Fade out. It�s now time for a commercial break.

Guide: Hello ladies and gentlemen how would you all like to go to one of the most exciting tour spots in all of China. Hundreds of people a year come to Jusenkyo and never leave the same. Come now and you can enjoy our new resort.

Singers: Yeah, yeah Jusenkyo where you�ll never leave the same�

Camera: Singers fall in different springs.

Singers: Bwee, arf, arf, quack, quack, meow, mow, roar, bwee.

Male announcer: And now back to the show.

Booming Voice: No!! Not another one! Goro-Pika get over here quick!
Camera quick get back in the show while I deal with this guy.

Camera: Fade back in on Tendou Dojo. There is a large carriage outside.

Ranma-Chan: Thanks for a great time Kunou. Come over sometime tomorrow and we�ll make our wedding plans.

Kunou: I�ll see you later my pig-tailed goddess.

Ranma-Chan: Kunou, stop calling me that. It�s very flattering but my name is Ranko.

Kunou: Ranko, your true name, at last. I must quickly write the name down quickly, lest I forget. Wait haven�t I said that before� Never mind, I shall see you tomorrow my pig-ta�I mean Ranko, my love.

Camera: Ranma-Chan quickly enters the dojo. And quietly goes to her room without waking anybody up.

Camera: Fade out.

Camera: Fade in. The sun is out shining and surprisingly there is little fighting going on in the Tendou Dojo. That was before breakfast of course.

Kasumi: Everyone breakfast!

Camera: Massive amounts of footsteps are heard and finally everyone is gathered for breakfast.

Akane: So Ranm�

Ranma-Chan: My names Ranko. I�m tired of everyone calling me Ranma. Call me Ranko.

Akane: Okay, sorry. Ranko, Shampoo went to sabotage your date last night. Did she succeed?

Ranma-Chan: She tried. And she interrupted me at the worst time too.

Akane: Why was it the worst time?

Ranma-Chan: Because Kunou was proposing to me at the time.

Camera: Everyone�s chopsticks drop, or would you prefer eating utensils.

Nabiki: He what? Two dates, and he already proposed. That�s Kunou baby for you.

Kasumi: Did you accept?

Ranma-Chan: Of course I did. He�s rich so why wouldn�t I? See he even got me a ring before he dropped me off at home.

Camera: Everyone looks at Ranma-Chan�s ring and then everybody except Kasumi faints on to the ground.

Kasumi: So when is the big day?

Camera: Fade out.

Male Announcer: And now for another commercial break.

Booming Voice: Goro-Pika now!!

Goro-Pika: GORO-PIKAAAAA!!!!

Booming Voice: Camera get into the comerical!

Camera: Fade in on a large semi-circular boxing ring. Inside are two combatants going at it.

Boxer 1: I�ve got you now! HAHAHA!

Boxer 2: Adria�

Boxer 1: You can�t say that it�s copyrighted�

Boxer 2: Oh yeah. Tenshin amigunigen (I know I didn�t spell it right. So shoot me.).

Camera: Boxer 2 lands many hard punches and then Boxer 1 falls to the ground.

Boxer 1: That�s�copyrighted�too. Argghh�!

Boxer: I learned that technique and more at Cologne�s School of Chinese Amazon fighting. Come down now. Conveniently located in both Jusenkyo, China, and Nerima, Japan.

Camera: Fade out.

Camera: Fade back in on the Tendou Dojo.

Genma: You what? You actually allowed yourself to be engaged to a boy? Without a great deal?

Ranma-Chan: Oh I learned better than that from you pop. He�s rich. Once I marry him I�ll be rich too.

Genma: Hmm�your right�

Soun: Saotome how dare you even think about something like that. Don�t
you remember about the engagement to Akane�

Genma: Oh yeah.

Ranma-Chan: I can�t be engaged to Akane I�m a girl. Hey wait a minute is that why you took me to Jusenkyo pop?

Camera: World pauses.

Booming voice: Now, now that�s getting into another persons fanfic no more of that.

Camera: World restarts.

Akane: Umm�Ranm�Ranko I don�t know how to tell you this�but�

Ranma-Chan: Yes but what?

Akane: You remember when that bra was forced on you�

Ranma-Chan: Yeah.

Akane: What that really did was make you think you were a girl, and made you think the way your thinking now. You really were born a boy.

Ranma-Chan: Oh come on Akane. You�re just jealous that someone got engaged to Kunou before you. Don�t start lying to me.

Akane: And why would I ever want to be engaged to that pervert?

Ranma-Chan: Because he�s rich.

Akane: Ranma�die!!!

Camera: Akane pulls out her special hammer and�

Ranma-Chan: I�m sick of that hammer.

Camera: Ranma-Chan quickly kicks the hammer out of Akane�s hand and on to her head.

Akane: Ouch.

Camera: Akane goes unconscious.

Nabiki: Well I guess it was only a matter of time before that happened.

Genma: Ranma, how dare you treat your fianc�e like that?

Ranma-Chan: She�s not my fianc�e were both girls!!

Camera: Ranma-Chan falls over.

Ranma-Chan: What�s going on I feel weird�

Camera: Ranma-Chan: Starts twisting and turning very oddly. Suddenly, she stops moving.

Camera: Fade out.

Camera: Fade in on a landill. Ranma-Chan is sitting in the dirt and then suddenly gets up.

Ranma-Chan: Where am I?

Ranma: Your in your mind.

Ranma-Chan: You, my curse. What are you doing?

Ranma: You are my cursed form what Akane was saying is true.

Ranma-Chan: Hey didn�t this happen in some movie in the US. Called Superman or something.

Ranma: Yeah, it did. Were low on cash is all. We can�t make new sets. So were using an old one.

Ranma-Chan: Oh. Well let�s not throw anyone into a car compressor okay?

Ranma: Yeah we can take that part out of this fight. Anyway, I didn�t have the power to stop you from excepting the proposal to Kunou. But, when you hit Akane I got really, really angry.

Ranma-Chan: Why would you possibly like her? She has absolutely no good points. Why don�t you marry Ukyou or Shampoo? There your fianc�es too, right?

Ranma: I see. So you do remember.

Ranma-Chan: No�those were just dreams. I�m a girl damn it!!! And maybe if I kill you in here, I�ll never have to deal with my cursed form again. Now you die!

Ranma: Ahh�just the anger I needed. Hiryu shoten ha (spelled that right.)!

Ranma-Chan: No! I can�t be beaten by my own move! No!

Camera: Ranma-Chan falls to the ground.

Ranma: I won. I get control of the body again.

Ranma-Chan: Oh no you don�t. Not without me!

Camera: Ranma-Chan�s body seems to float in mid-air and merge with Ranma.

Ranma-Chan�s voice: We are now whole again. However it will not be the same as before.

Ranma: What do you mean by before?

Ranma-Chan�s voice: When your in your cursed form�or my body you will have the same reactions to things that a true girl does.

Ranma: What?

Ranma-Chan�s voice: We are merged again. But when in girl form your instincts will be as if you were really born a girl.

Ranma: You can�t do that.

Ranma-Chan�s voice: I have no choice. You see our minds were reconstructed when the bra was put on. It�s the only way that we can remain sane.

Ranma: But that will be unbearable.

Ranma-Chan�s voice: Sadly, it is the only way. I can speak to you no longer, nor can I ever speak to you again. Live your life well.

Ranma: But�that was somewhat serious. That�s not what Frank, or Rumiko usually does.

Ranma-Chan: Just shut up.

Camera: Fade out.

Camera: Fade back in on Tendou Dojo. Ranma-Chan and Akane are still on the floor.

Akane: Uh�what happened?

Kasumi: Ranma hit you with your own hammer.

Akane: He what?!! Where is he?!!

Kasumi: There.

Akane: Oh my god. What happened to him?

Nabiki: After he hit you with the hammer he went into spasms.

Akane: Did somebody call Dr. Tofu?

Kasumi: Yes. He�ll be here shortly.

Akane: Umm�Kasumi�could you please go upstairs while Dr. Tofu is here?

Kasumi: Why?

Akane: Please, just do it.

Kasumi: Okay.

Camera: Shortly after Kasumi goes upstairs Dr. Tofu arrives.

Dr. Tofu: What seems to be the problem.

Akane: Well Ranma went into spasms after he hit me�

Dr. Tofu: Hmm�he�s not epileptic. You don�t have a game system, or computer. Did he watch an episode of Pokemon?

Akane: No of course not.

Dr. Tofu: Hmm�let me examine him�This could take a while why don�t you order some food Akane?

Akane: Okay.

Camera: Akane walks to the telephone in the house.

Akane: What was that number again. Oh yes. 1-800-Ramen-4U.

Cologne: Cat caf�. Cologne speaking how may I help you.

Akane: I would like to order five bowls of ramen delivered to�

Cologne: I know where you live Akane. I know your voice, plus the fact that I have caller ID.

Akane: Oh, well okay. How long before its ready?

Cologne: I�ll be over in a couple of minutes.

Camera: Akane walks back into the dining room where Ranma is.

Akane: The foods on its way.

Dr. Tofu: That�s good Akane. Hmm�okay no new pressure points pushed. I guess that�s rare for Ranma. No scars or bumps, or sprained muscles, another rarity, well at least for Ranma that is. Well other then one-thing nothings physically wrong with him.

Genma: And what�s the one thing?

Dr. Tofu: He�s pregnant.

Soun: He�s what!!!!

Nabiki: Your kidding right?

Dr. Tofu: Yes, of course I am.

Genma-Panda: Bwaaa, bwaaa!!!

Nabiki: That wasn�t very funny.

Cologne: Five orders of roast ramen.

Akane: In here.

Camera: Cologne walks into the dining room.

Cologne: Hmm�what happened to the son-in-law this time?

Dr. Tofu: Well nothing is physically wrong with him. He hit Akane with a hammer and then went into spasms.

Cologne: He wasn�t watching Pokemon was he?

Dr. Tofu: No.

Cologne: Well that can mean only one thing�

Akane: What?

Cologne: You sure he wasn�t watching Pokemon?

Akane: Yes were sure, get to the point.

Cologne: Well than, that means that his girl-half and his boy-half are fighting for control.

Akane: What?

Cologne: You see when you put that bra on him it reconstructed his mind. Normally, that reconstruction would not cause much trouble, but since Ranma�s male-half was confronted with a situation that he would never even dream of doing, he rebelled. Now the two halves are fighting for control. I would never have allowed Shampoo to take the bra had I thought this would have happened. I thought it would bring him to peace with his two halves.

Akane: Well, looks like your plan failed. What can we do?

Cologne: All we can do is wait.

Camera: We see Cologne, Dr. Tofu, Akane, Nabiki, Soun, and Genma still waiting around Ranma even though it is hours later.

Akane: How long is this going to take?

Nabiki: I�ve got an idea. Hand me one of those ramens will you?

Cologne: Here. What are you planning on doing?

Nabiki: This.

Camera: Nabiki puts the ramen under Ranma-Chan�s nose.

Nabiki: Come on you know you want it. Wake up.

Camera: Ranma-Chan�s body begins to start moving.

Nabiki: Come on wake up. You know you want the food. Or do you want me to eat it all?

Camera: Ranma-Chan gets up extremely quickly and downs the entire bowl.

Dr. Tofu and Cologne: And why didn�t we think of that.

End DoCo � Part 7.

Authors Notes: Originally my draft called for me to keep Ranma�s girl-half in control for at least another two fanfics. Although halfway through this fic I just decided to go with this instead. Oh well.

On the next DoCo �:
Read what exactly Ranma is now like.
Read what happens to Kunou and Ranma�s relationship and engagement.
All on the next DoCo � Part 8, The New Ranma.



Start Slayers Bits:
Zelgadis-Chan: So someone tell me why I have to go and buy the food?

Lina: You know why. Were all wanted dead or alive again. And the female you has never been seen before so they won�t know its you.

Zelgadis-Chan: But do I have to go in this dress?

Amelia: You don�t want them to know that you�re a sorcerer or should I say sorceress do you, Mr. Zelgadis?

Zelgadis-Chan: Wait a minute why not? You just like to dress me up don�t you?

Gourry: I�m just glad there off of me for a little while.

Amelia: Okay here�s your purse. So go on and get the food, Mr. Zelgadis.

Zelgadis-Chan: What on earth did I do to deserve this??!!!

End Slayers Bits.

Authors Notes: Okay that was a short and funny one. Not like I promised, but it worked out just as well. I could have written about Zelgadis going into town like that but I thought leaving what would happen to my readers imaginations would be funnier. Oh and the moment I know you�ve been waiting for. Yes, I am going to do Zel �. It will slow down the development of DoCo � though. I�ve received some feedback and most people think it will be really funny, so I�ve decided to do it. So I hope you�re all happy out there.

Start Booming Voice Vs. Evil Female Narrator, and Evil Male Narrator (so creative ain�t I. This is the equivalent of Omake Theater. )

Booming Voice: So Male Narrator you�ve come at last. I was waiting for you.

Male Narrator: Yes I�ve come. And now you�re going to die.

Booming Voice: I don�t think so. Goro-Pika again!!

Goro-Pika: PIKA, PIKA, PIKA, PIKA, PIKA!!!!!!

Male Narrator: Goro-Pika wait.

Goro-Pika: Pika?

Male Narrator: I am your father.

Goro-Pika: pika, pika, gor, pika?

Male Narrator: Ha, all your defenses are down die!!

Camera: Goro-Pika falls to the ground.

Booming Voice: I�m going to pretend that I just didn�t see that. How dare you steal lines like that!

Male Narrator: Where is she?

Booming Voice: Who? Oh you mean your mate she�s conveniently frozen in carbonite. See I can steal lines too.

Male Narrator: Oh yeah so how about this? Oh my god they killed Goro-Pika.

Booming Voice: No you don�t. How about his? There can be only one.

Male Narrator: Ha. It�s the end of the world as we know it. It�s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Booming Voice: Please, don�t sing that song. How about�You imperfect soul!

Male Narrator: I can steal Blue Seed lines to you know. I�m very sorry about this but, I have to kill you.

Booming Voice: That�s the best you can come up with. Try again.

Male Narrator: Fine. I heard that you have some pictures I would like to purchase. Sure I�ll sell them to you.

Booming Voice: You should have moved�I mean shouldn�t have done that.

Momiji: This whole story is a complete fiction, it has nothing to do with the rest of the story. Die!

Camera: Male Narrator gets mowed down with a machine gun.

Male Narrator: Ahh!!

Momiji: Oops, wrong set sorry.

Booming Voice: That�s okay Momiji.

End Booming Voice VS. Evil Female and Male Narrators.

End of whole fanfic. That�s all there�s no more. It�s done. Thirteen unlucky pages are finished. Oh and yes this fanfic was written entirely on a laptop computer (except for revisions, and .doc to .html and .txt conversion). Mostly while I was in the car.
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