*cough* *hack* *wheeze*
Ranma looked down at his breakfast and winced. He looked up to see Akane
staring at him with big eyes.
He picked up a spoon and dug into the _food_.
*cough* *hack* *wheeze*
He raised the spoon to his mouth, hand visibly shaking. He gulped. He
looked to Akane again and saw the expectant gaze. Ranma closed his eyes
and put the food into his mouth.
*cough* *hack* *wheeze*
Ranma proceeded to turn three shades of green and pass out. Akane looked
down at her imobile inazuke and then picked up a box from the table. She
read the label.
*cough* *hack* *wheeze*
"I thought they were supposed to go *snap*, *crackle*, *pop*."
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"Why, Pol... I didn't know it was so... _BIG_." Ran said smirking.
"Yeah, nice ROD, Pol." Xallah added, smiling.
"Hey! Leave my tackle out of this." Prime said blushing as he put his
fishing rod away. Both girls giggled.
"Bloody Polygamy." He said under his breath.
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Ran. Naughty Neko Elf Girl.