How about these endings:
Epilogue
Mini-Me: It got a little weird didn't it?
Minnie-May: Not really. I've done that dozens of times.
Alternate ending
[Mr. T and Pacman leave their mansions to fetch their mail. Pacman
having to use a step stool to reach up to his box.]
[A moving truck drives by them and out comes Mini-Me from a house down
the block. A short yellow haired girl jumps out of the truck and she and
Mini-Me glomp onto each other.]
Mr. T: Just what this neighbourhood needs. More short people.
[A smoke grenade is lobbed in his direction and he's blown up. Pacman
survives due to him being too short to be in the blast radius]
Alternate ending 2
Ken Taki: Minnie-May's mine! She deserves a real man!
Mini-Me: Rworrr! [charges at the ex-boyfriend and embeds his teeth into
Ken's crotch]
[insert fight scene reminiscent of Puffy vs. Ben Stiller]
--
Mark Ferrer