Attention all members and suporters of PFML. We, Masa and Mune, call your
attention to us. We are not going to lie here while you corrupt our fellow
Fic authors. We hereby declare the following violations:
1)Trying to promote Communism in a Democratic Mailing List
2)Attempting to quash creativity
3)Threatening to burn your fellow authors at the stake
4)Encouraging Lemons that are a bit too sour
5)Violating the Holy sanctaty of Our favorite food, the
"Golden Donut"
6)Promoting Fancy Liquor when all you need is a good swig of rum and Coke
7)Altering the FFML FAQ's without consent
8)Attempting (or succeding?) to Off our (Once?) glourious leader
9)Attempting a revolution, then being offended by a counter revolution
10)Comparing Bill Gate's to the average buisness man (Only bill gates is
evil)
11)Using bad stereotypical German accents
12)Impersonating Communist Revolutionaries
For these Violations you will be administered the following punishments,
pending revision by other loyal FFML authors:
1)No posting for one month
2)The permanent lable of "[LAMER]" on all your posts
3)No more Vodka, or foreign liquor
4)100 hours of community service cleaning the spam off the mailing list.
You have attemted to take over that which we hold dear. Well we will not
stand idly by while you distroy that which we have worked so hard for! All
the authors of the FFML will unite under one banner, and strike down your so
called "leadership"!
Throw down your mouses and trackballs, and surrender yourselves peaceably.
Or face the combined might of Authors still reeling from Post Holiday Stress
Syndrome!
"To give up is to lose before you've even lost"
~Masa and Mune
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