Hey, i'm under the wire here, the final edition of this MST is released
in 2 days, please C+C me!
--RST
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[Opening sequence: This space for rent.]
[Fade from black. Viewpoint headed rapidly into a USASkates rink. You
can see a milennium party in progress.]
MUSIC:: PRINCE: We're gonna party like it's nineteen [cutoff]
WIL SMITH: Hold up, it is.
[Viewpoint zooms in on a girl sitting alone at a table eating.]
GIRL: Hey, what are you?
[A semi-distorted voice replies]
VOICE: Are you Rebeka Thomas?
GIRL: No, she's over there [points]
[The screen flashes white]
VOICE: This discussion never happened.
[Viewpoint zooms away in direction pointed]
[You see a girl just lacing up a pair of Roller Skates]
GIRL: Hey, what're you?
VOICE: Are you Rebeka Thomas?
REBEKA: Yeah, and you're Rude.
[No, it's not the robot's real name, but it's funny so I'll keep it
till I reveal its name]
RUDE: Due to your lack of getting work done on your fanfics, you have
been sentenced to 3 years watching/reading bad anime fanfiction.
There is a transport waiting to take you to the satellite.
REBEKA: Whatever.
[Viewpoint goes outside the front door, presumably being followed by
Rebeka]
LATER.....
[You see Rebeka trying desperately to build something.]
REBEKA: [gloomily] Oh, hi; Cambot.
[You hear a beeping noise; Rebeka ignores it. It continues, sounding
quite impatient.]
REBEKA: Oh, all right! What is it? [Notices a light on whatever fixture
the camera is on.] Oh, we're live! Hi there, my name's Rebeka
Thomas. I was sentenced to three (3) years watching bad fanfics
because of my habit of taking on projects and being unable to get
anything done. After the sentence is up, I must stay up here until
I finish all of my current projects, and have a good start on any
that are already up here. Right now I'm working on a robot to help
me keep my sanity during this time.
[Rebeka starts fiddling with a knob on a device on top of the robot's
clear, glass, bubble-like head.]
REBEKA [muttering to herself:] Lessee... if I use the plasma charge
generator with the flux regulator, it should form conscious thought
patterns on its own....
[The Robot, who looks a lot like Tom Servo, activates and begins
talking]
ROBOT: Oh no, not again....
REBEKA: Not again what?
ROBOT: You wouldn't understand. There's this guy, I think his name was
Arthur Dent, who keeps killing me every time I get reincarnated.
by activating this robot, you just yanked me out of the afterlife
for another go at it.
REBEKA: Well, you lucked out. You were probably reincarnated into a
parallel universe. So, what's your name?
ROBOT: Agrajag.
REBEKA: You'll need to watch bad anime fanfics with me and make fun of them.
AGRAJAG: You mean like that one TV show, MST3k?
REBEKA: We're not supposed to know about that... 4th wall and all that shit.
Well, I still need one more companion before we can start...
[No sooner then she says it, Bill Gates appears out of thin air]
REBEKA: What are you doing here?!
GATES: Well, after the apocalypse, I was... waitaminute this is the
past so you probably don't know my identity. Hi, I'm the devil.
After the apocalypse, which happened in 99,999 AD, happened, A
[Did that sentence seem awkward to anyone else?]
spontaneous portal opened up at the bottom of the lake of burning
sulfur [1] and I was sent here. Where is here, anyway?
REBEKA: This is a satellite, which is being used by the FFML as
punishment for not working on any of my projects. I'm stuck here
watching bad fanfics, and it looks like so are you. fallen angel or
not, you can't breathe without air, and they drain it from
everywhere but the theater.
GATES: Okay... I suppose we're supposed to make fun of the fic, like in
that tv series,
REBEKA: [whispering] SSSH! We're not supposed to know about that. Fourth wall
and all that.
GATES: Right.
[Suddenly, a klaxon goes off, and a display with eight 7-segment LEDs
starts blinking "OSCARFIC"]
REBEKA: Oh shit, we have Oscarfic sign!!!!
[Well, that's all our time for today! tune in New years' eve to watch
the newly-formed group MST "Artemis's Lover." By the way, I still
need a copy!]