And now for something completely random.
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An anonymous letter . . .
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Invitation
Saotome Yoshio:
Do you remember the day we first met?
Our memories of our time together?
I miss you.
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A knife . . .
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The letter hadn't come by mail. It'd been on his
door when he'd woken up in the morning. A
knife had attached it to his door.
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Twelve beautiful girls from the protagonist's
past . . .
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"Hello, Yoshio-kun!" said the small, red-haired
girl.
Yoshio looked at her for a moment, trying to
figure out where he'd seen that pigtail before.
"Um, sorry miss, do I know you from
somewhere?"
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Each one of them has a deep and dark secret . . .
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"It's me! Your cousin Ranma!"
Yoshio stared at her. And then he stared at her
some more.
"Ranma-kun?"
"Yep."
"You got a sex-change?"
"Um . . ."
Yoshio decided it was a good time to faint.
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An island mansion. . .
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The menacing gothic structure loomed above
them. The walls were covered in blackened vine
and dark leaves. Where there wasn't any, there
were gargoyles. Whoever had designed this
house probably hadn't heard of the phrase
"home sweet home."
"That mansion looks awfully old," said Ranma.
She looked at Yoshio. "You sure this is the
place?"
"Hmm, it's what address was on the invitation. I
think so. Let's go in."
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A detective . . .
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"Hi! The name's Mouri Kogoro, professional
detective. This is my daughter Ran. The little
runt's name is Edogawa Conan. Who the heck
are you?"
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And one of the girls is out to get our dear
protagonist . . .
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She eyed him hungrily. Soon, she would have
the revenge she so desired. Soon, Saotome
Yoshio would die the horrible death he deserved.
He wouldn't be lonely, either. A few others
would get the treat as well, including his bitch
cousin, that girl Ranko. Soon . . .
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And the night begins . . .
Will the murderer reveal herself before Yoshio
gets killed?
Will Yoshio finally get a date?
Will Ranma beat people up?
All this and more on . . .
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Mouri's rather limp arm raised itself.
"And the murderer is you!"
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S aotome Murder Mystery Files:
S entimental Murder
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S A Sentimental Graffiti / Ranma 1/2 /
S Detective Conan / Multi Crossover
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Coming (probably) never to an FFML near you . . .
Anyone want to pick it up?