Subject: [FFML] [Ranma][WH40K] The Emperor's Hand
From: Valandar TheRed
Date: 12/2/1999, 4:16 PM
To: Fanfic MailingList

Fresh from my pre-reader, Defender of the Light, here's
the next chapter of The Emperor's Hand!


Disclaimer: The trolls in Great Britain at Games Workshop 
own Warhammer 40,000; I don't. I don't own the Ranma 
characters, either.
 
                 The Emperor's Hand
            Chapter Nine: Demonstration

     It was roughly ten o'clock, and both Nabiki and Akane 
were skipping school. This was rather unusual, but also 
understandable. They were also walking into the Nekohanten, 
to meet this friend of the Shaman's. The sign said 'closed', 
but the door was open. "Cologne, we're here!"

     "Children," came the reply, "we're in the back."

     They passed through the dining room, and into the store 
room for the cafe. Mousse, Shampoo, Cologne, and the Shaman 
were there, as well as one of the most colorful sights they 
had seen. The figure was roughly human-shaped, but almost 
seven feet tall, and extremely slender. He wore a rainbow of 
colors in a multitude of patterns, scarves, and tassels. On 
his face, he wore a green and red mask, that was a parody of 
a frowning face. His head was covered by a black hood, with 
bright purple metal studs. "This," said the Shaman, "is a 
Solitaire, and the one I sought to contact."

     The figure bowed, and a voice issued forth from his 
mask. "I still do not know why I should help a Mon-Keigh, but 
I owe the Shaman a favor." He crossed his arms. "I will help, 
but this evens the scales between us."

     "Alright, Mr. Solitaire, let's get down to business. 
What _can_ you do to help us?" Nabiki put on her 'business' 
face, which would make the Gambling King jealous.

     "Think of him. Picture him in your mind. Drop your 
defenses, and allow me to see that image," said the 
Solitaire.

     "I think it would be better if Akane did that. She's his 
fiancee, after all."

     Nodding, Akane thought of him. Almost without her 
conscious thought, every time she had seen him flashed 
through her mind. From the time he showed up on their 
doorstep, a bedraggled girl with a wet panda, through his 
various challenges, and his dramatic rescues of her from foe 
after foe. She tried to keep it out of her mind, but one 
image that popped up was what she saw that first day, when 
she walked in on him in the bath.

     After a second, the Solitaire nodded. Turning to the 
Shaman, he asked, "Two people? I thought you said there was 
but a single boy."

     "That is true, my friend," said the immortal man. 
"According to Khu Lon, the boy is subject to a curse, of 
sorts, that causes him to change gender upon exposure to cold 
water, and back upon exposure to hot water."

     The Solitaire sighed. "I will pass this along to my 
brethren. Should they see him, they will use the Webway to 
send him home." He turned, and began to leave the Nekohanten. 
"But remember - this evens the scales between us. We owe you 
no more. And he shall owe us a favor, as well."

     Before Nabiki could protest, reality itself opened up, 
and swallowed the colorful form. "Well, that's something, at 
least," she muttered. "What now?" she asked.

     "We wait," said Cologne. "Would you like some ramen?"

     *****************************************

     The entire Craftworld seemed excited, as the Eldar 
bustled about their business with a little more haste than 
their usual, stately grace. Even Ranma could feel it, as 
Eldaveril and the other Banshees seemed distracted during 
their morning spar. "Hey, what's up? Why's everyone so riled 
up?"

     One of the other Banshees picked herself up off the 
ground, where the pigtailed martial artist had put her. "We 
received word, yesterday, that the Harlequins are to arrive 
this afternoon," she said.

     "Harikins?" he asked.

     "No, Anial Gorwydd, Harlequins. They are the servants of 
the Laughing God, the Lord of the Dance, and are both 
warriors and performers." Eldaveril dropped her mask, and 
Ranma could see the odd transformation that flew across her 
features as they softened into her peace-time aspect. "They 
pass along the ancient history of our people by their dance, 
and use their dance as a weapon in battle."

     "Martial Arts Dancing?" he asked, puzzled.

     "Well, you could see it that way. Or, to use your terms, 
it could be said that their katas are so like a dance, that 
by performing, they hone their battle skills."

     "Oh. Well, when are they gonna arrive?" Ranma glanced 
around. "I mean, I'm probably gonna hafta get cleaned up."

     Teldurin, the Exarch, glanced at him. "I am sorry, Anial 
Gorwydd, but you will likely not be allowed to meet with the 
Harlequin Troupe. They tend not to like Mon-Ke... er, Humans, 
and would likely take offense at your presence."

     "Oh. Too bad, I woulda liked ta have sparred with 'em, 
sounds like they practice martial arts, too."

     *****************************************

     It was a room in the Craftworld reserved for this 
specific purpose. Ailunaraven, High Farseer of Valdur 
Avendel, stood awaiting the Harlequins there, flanked by the 
other Farseers, and select Warlocks. The room, itself, was 
home to a Webway gate that none but the Harlequins could 
open, and was decorated in their own, inimitable style. 
Gleaming masks of various shapes and colors adorned the 
walls, connected by scarves of brilliant color and pattern, 
Mosaics representing the stages of Eldar history covered the 
floor, ceiling, and various wall sections, while the far wall 
was a single, black expanse. 

     In front of the dark wall, a ripple in space echoed the 
opening of a Webway tunnel. One by one, thirty members of the 
Troupe of the Lethal Song stepped forth, each one a cacophony 
of color and a maze of patterns. Their Dathedi, or Holo-
suits, were deactivated, but the eye still had trouble 
understanding the dazzling sight. First, came the Mimes, 
young Eldar who were in training, learning to be the warrior-
dancers they aspired to be. Behind them, the actual Troopers, 
who danced the chorus in the performances of history. Next, 
given a wide berth even by other Harlequins, came the Death 
Jesters. With black suits, and bone ornaments, they had their 
huge Buanna, or Reaper, cannons, resting across their chests, 
below the death's-head masks that hide their grim faces, 
ready to dance the roles of darkness and death. After the 
Death Jesters, came the Harlequins own Warlocks, their 
shining blank masks hiding a mind that could touch the fabric 
of reality, and carrying a backpack grenade launcher that 
launched hallucination grenades. The last of the Troupe that 
emerged was their leader, he who was considered to be the 
mortal Avatar of the Laughing God, himself. If the others 
were a cacophony of color, then he was a symphony. Though 
numerous shimmering colors wove around him in patterns 
dazzling to behold, they supported each other, and confirmed 
him as an artist second to none.

     "Greetings, Priests of the Laughing God," began 
Ailunavaren. "The halls of Valdur Avendel are yours, and all 
here breathlessly await your performance tonight."

     "Greetings, Farseer of Valdur Avendel. Tonight shall be 
an honor, for we shall perform the Great Dance." The mortal 
Avatar glanced around. "In moments, a Solitaire shall be 
among us."

     The Farseers exchanged a telepathic murmur of amazement, 
as the impact of the Harlequin Avatar's words sunk in. Bowing 
deeply, the High Farseer smiled. "You honor us, High Avatar. 
The place shall be prepared."

     The High Avatar cocked his head, then his grinning mask 
transfixed his counterpart. "Your Infinity Circuit tells me 
there is a Mon-Keigh aboard, one who is held in high regard 
by the spirits of the Fallen."

     The assembled leaders of Valdur Avendel stood in shock 
at this statement. "Why, yes. He has been sort of adopted by 
one of the Banshee shrines here, and named Anial Gorwydd by 
one of our Warlocks."

     "Send him here. He should be here when the Solitaire 
arrives." Nodding to the other members of his Troupe, they 
began to draw forth the furniture that sat against the walls. 
They placed the seats and began to stretch around them. 
"Please, let us rest here in waiting."

     *****************************************

     It didn't take long for Ardallan the Warlock to reach 
Teldurin's Shrine. Staying outside the door, he waited for 
the sparring match to end. Noticing him, the Exarch strode up 
to him. "Why do you come? Need you speak to your daughter?"

     "No, Exarch Teldurin. It is Anial Gorwydd I must speak 
to." He glanced in, and saw the pigtailed human demonstrating 
a particularly devastating leap kick to the gathered 
Banshees. 

     The Exarch crossed the room to him as he was giving 
comments to the Banshees, correcting the form of one of them. 
She spoke briefly to him, and he stepped out into the hall, 
after bowing to the Shrine. "Yeah, whatcha need?"

     The Warlock smiled broadly. "The Harlequin High Avatar 
has requested your presence in the Gathering room. If you'll 
accompany me, Ranma?"

     "Finally!  Say, this 'High Avatar' isn't like yer 
Avatar, is he?"

     "No," he laughed, "he's a Harlequin. An Eldar who is 
dedicated to the Laughing God, and second only to the 
Solitaires, and the Phoenix Lords, in his skill and battle 
prowess."

     "Then, c'mon, let's go!" exclaimed Ranma. He started to 
walk down the hall, then stopped. "Um, which way is it? And
just what is a Phoenix Lord?"

     "It's right this way," said Ardallan. He led the human 
through the maze of the internal Webway, to emerge in the 
gathering room. Whispering, he added, "And I'll explain about
the Phoenix Lords later."

     Ogling the explosion of color and movement that he saw 
before him as most of the Harlequins danced around the room 
in a symphony of grace, Ranma's eyes were drawn to a figure 
sitting near the middle of the room, speaking to the ancient 
Farseer, Ailunaraven. His full-head mask had a rainbow Mohawk 
sprouting from it, even as its grinning face shimmered in a 
pattern of ever-changing colors. "Izzat the High Avatar?" he 
asked, quietly.

     "Yes," responded the Warlock.

     The High Avatar finished his conversation with the 
Farseer, and stood, to walk to where the human stood, 
unheeding of the diving and bounding of his Troupe. "Anial 
Gorwydd, the Infinity Circuit speaks highly of you. I am the 
High Avatar of the Troupe of the Way of Heaven."

     "Um, yeah. I'm Saotome Ranma, of the Anything Goes 
School of Martial Arts. Pleased to meetcha." He bowed, a bow 
that was returned by the Avatar. "So, um, why'd ya wanna see 
me?"

     "To test you, boy. There is a tale spread throughout our 
order, that there should be a Mon-Keigh that shall appear 
within the Sight of the Eldar, who must be given a message." 
He stepped back, and the dancing of the Troupe ended. "If you 
are he of whom the legend speaks, then you shall be given the 
message. But the one who must test you has not yet arrived."

     "What kind o' test?" asked the pigtailed martial artist.

     The wall at the far end of the room rippled, and a 
figure stepped forth. More severe in his garb than the rest 
of the Troupe, he still was a riot of color. A simple black 
headband wrapped around his mask, and a single scarf hung 
from his belt. "Why, Mon-Keigh, it shall be a test that you 
will pass. Or you shall die."

     *****************************************

     Akane sat on her bed, once more. Tonight it would be a 
week since Ranma had vanished, and she had found that all her 
hope rested on the actions of an alien who didn't even seem 
to like humans. 

     Sighing, she reached over, and looked at her clock. Ten 
at night. She should be going to sleep, but couldn't. She 
knew she was missing something, that there should be 
something more she could do. But what it was, she couldn't 
figure out.

     Standing up, she crossed the hall to the bathroom. 
Noticing the sign on the door, she waited, and, minutes 
later, a rather drowsy-looking panda shuffled out. "Gruffle," 
it said.

     "Good night, Mister Saotome," she replied. The panda 
yawned and stretched, then shuffled into the room he used to 
share with his son.

     Akane stepped into the bathroom, but had no need to do 
anything. Instead, she just stared into the mirror. On one 
level, she saw herself as she thought of herself. Plain, 
ordinary, with short black hair, and a boyish figure, the 
uncute tomboy Ranma always accused her of being. However, 
just for a second, she caught a glimpse of the girl Kuno 
constantly raved about - the raven haired tigress, with 
flashing eyes. 'Why couldn't Ranma see that?' she wondered.

     "Bukwee?" came the squeal at her feet. She looked down, 
and saw her little pet pig.

     "P-chan? Oh, baby, come here." She bent over, and picked 
him up. Cuddling him to her cheek, she started to do 
something she hadn't done in weeks.

     She started to cry.



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