This is a short little script of a whatif situation ivolving a memorable scene in Pulp Fiction and a memorable one from Eva. I tried to keep the script as close to the
original pulp fiction one. Sorry if there are any (read many) spelling and grammar mistakes.
Warning major spoilers, so if you haven't seen either PF or Eva, don't read this.
I don't own the characters, nor do I ever intend to do so. But it would be nice if I could. Please enjoy, and if you must criticize, then be really rude and harsh so that
I can ignore all criticizms.
Oh when you read this, make sure Gendo sounds like Christopher Walkin, or it just isin' the same.
Pulp Eva
[Captain Gendo]
Misato's Nanny: Misato? Misato, stop watching Anime a second.
Misato : Yes?
Nanny: We have a special visitor.
(Misato turns off the Sailor Moon R movie, and moves over to the couch, staring at the
man that has entered the room)
Now, do you remember how your daddy died in Second Impact? Well, this here is Gendo
Ikari. He was in Antarctica with your dady.
(Gendo walks forward to meet the young girl)
Gendo : Hello, little girl. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good
friend of your dad's. We were in that Antarctic pit of hell together. Well, he was,
I kinda escaped for a bit, knowing it was going to happen. But I digress. If it would have
been me. . . I made it, your dad would be talking now to my son, Shinji, a gutless, manless
twerp of a kid whom I am ashamed to call my own. But the way it turned out, I'm talking to
you. Misato, I got something to show you. This fetus, I have here is the first angel. It was
created during first impact. It was created, before the dawn of time, made by the first
god to ever create a human life form. Up till then, beings all looked kinda like Marylin
Manson. And so it lay in stasis, for a long time, until it decided to blow up antarctica.
This time they called it the Second Impact. This fetus. This fetus, was in your dady's
posession when he died the horrible death that will psychologically mess you up, so much
so that you can never have a healthy relationship again, and force you to keep taking it from
that swine Kaji. Before he died though, he tried desperatly to stay alive, and preserve
Adam. He knew, that if the angels ever saw Adam, they'd touch it, and end the world would
occur. The way your dad looked at it, this fetus was your birthright, he'd be damned if
any of those greasy angles layed their tentacles on his little girl's birthright, so he hid
it. And one place he knew he could hide something was his ass. 5 long days he had Adam, up
his ass. Then he died, seeing as how I had left him in that murky wasteland, only to take
from him what he desperatly tried to save for you. I held on to Adam, waiting for my
cushy boat to arrive before the angels did. So I hid this uncomftorable angel in my ass
for two years, then after two years, when I remembered where it was, I returned home.
And . . . now . . . little girl. . . I keep it in my basement along with the daughter
I created out of my dead wife's DNA because I'm a sicko. But I thought I'd just tell
you this, because I felt like it.
WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
WARNING 9th ANGEL IS APROACHING!
Misato snaps out of her daze.