Well, I guess no one can take a Marmalde Boy , Jerry Springer crossover too
seriously, nor should they. Just a little what if scenario I came up with.
Boy it would be great to see in real life. I bet Jerry could have himself a
doozy with EVA. Hmm, maybe I should do one of those. Please enjoy, and C+C
is more than apprieciated.
Oh yes, I nearly forgot the obligatory disclamer.
I do not own the rights to the characters of MB or Jerry Springer, nor do I
ever intend to do so.
Oh yes, there is some rather coarse language used, so readers who are easily
offended please don't read. If you don't know that you are easily offended,
and find out by reading the following material, I humbly appologise, and
pity you.
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Jerry Springer show. The infamous episode 237 segment 3. You slept with your
gay teacher, and your best friend thinks you're a skank whore.
Jerry: Welcome back to the show. Tonight we're talking to people who want to
confront their friends and tell them to stop dating their over age gay
teachers. Well, let's get straight into it shall we? Here is our guest, Ms.
Miki Koishikawa. Hello Miki
Miki: (Smiles stupidly) HIIIIIIIII!!!! (Thinks to herself, boy that was too
stupid and immature, what am I gonna do? Are they all laughing at me? YUU,
save me save me)
J: So you're on the show today because you have something to tell your
friend right?
M: Ummm, yes. (Cheesy background music comes on) See, my best friend, Meiko,
who is just a student has been dating our teacher, and now they've gone off
and gotten married. This means they're having SEX and he's so old. Am I the
only one who sees something wrong with that?
J: Oh I see, so there is something wrong with that, but you're o.k. with
your parent's twisted sexual partner switching, am I right?
M: WHAT!?! Umm, (bows head) no that's wrong too, but I've accepted it. I
want to save Meiko before it's too late.
J: But she loves him right. I mean, who are we to dictate what's right and
what's wrong. Should age be such an issue?
M: It's not just that he's old enough to be her father. Na-chan is GAY.
He'll use Meiko like the skank slut whore that she is and throw her to the
way side the way he destroyed Ryoko's life. I mean now, Ryoko-sensei
wouldn't even fuck a man with a 10" cock, and it's all because of that gay
teacher of ours.
J: So you've seen him with other men then?
M: Umm, no, not exactly.
J: Then why do you say he's gay?
M: Well, he wears a pink cardigan. And he looked at Kei-kun's ass at his own
wedding.
J: Well, let's see what Meiko has to say about this. She could actually hear
all that you were saying, so let's bring her out and see what happens.
Please welcome Meiko to the show.
(Meiko rushes in, and starts to bitch-slap Miki around. The bouncers
separate the two)
O.k., so you know that she disapproves of your marriage to the gay teacher.
What do you have to say in defense?
Meiko: Namura's not gay you bitch. Yuu's much more gay than Na-chan will
ever be. He dated Miwa, remember? And he wore a dress on TV. Na-chan's all
man baby, and he lets me know it every night.
Mi: You dated Miwa too, and he punched you out, so don't start talking to me
about your relationships you bitch.
J: So you've dated abusive men, Meiko?
Me: Well I've been slapped around to be sure. But come on, what adorably
cute Japanese schoolgirl hasn't?
J: You make a convincing argument there. But where was this boyfriend of
yours when you were getting beaten up?
Me: Well actually he got beaten up pretty good too. Miwa has a way of
hitting everything that's pretty. WICH EXPLAINS WHY HE NEVER HIT YUU NOW
DOESN'T IT!!!
J: Well it seems there is some resentment here towards this Yuu. Well let's
bring him out here. Welcome Yuu to the show.
Yuu: Yo, Jerry.
J: Shut up and sit down. Look, your girlfriend has come here just to piss of
her best friend and here over-aged perverse teacher/husband. Is this really
why you think she came here? Because I don't think so. I think she's
jealous. It seems to me like Na-chan seems to be getting it on with Meiko
every night, fucking her left right and center, so hard she can barely walk,
and you just seem to be doing nothing to Miki. I mean, when was the last
time you ever took that tongue of yours and just thrust it in her snatch
huh?
Y: Umm, is this appropriate questioning?
J: Just answer the damn question boy.
Y: Well, see it's kinda complicated. See I have a confession to make to
Miki. See I don't need you for sex, I find your company to be good enough
for me. I mean, I find my sex from other sources, and quite frankly you just
don't turn me on.
Mi: Other sources? Who the fuck have you been screwing around with?
Me: Yeah, this I gotta hear.
Y: Well let's see. First there's Jinny, I mean come on, there's no better
American ass anywhere. I got a hand job every week from Suzu-chan, man could
those little fingers work magic. Umm, where do you think An got her heart
problems from? I basically kept screwing her until her heart couldn't take
it, I almost killed her once, I just kept thrusting harder, and I thought
the screams were from pleasure, but I digress. And well of course there's
Miwa. How you ever believed that was just a rumor I don't know.
Mi: (More cheesy BG music) Y . . . y . . . y . . . u u. How could you. I
can't believe it. I don't want to believe it.
Me: Ha ha, you bitch. You come here to tell me about my Gay husband, and it
turns out your boyfriend packs fudge. Oh this is good to be sure.
Y: Oh and there's Na-chan. But I didn't like that too much. He wanted me to
tie him up, and call him my bitch. I got tired of being the man all the
time. I don't like the submissive femme types.
J: Well, let's bring Na-chan since everyone's talking about him.
Na-chan: Hi Jerry.
J: You've heard all that has happened today. Looks like you're going to have
to make a choice here. Do you want to stay with Meiko or not.
N: Well Jerry, I have to admit, I want out. I mean all Meiko ever does now
is write dirty fanfics, expressing her lesbian lust for Rei Ayanami. I mean,
it is incredible how many different descriptions she can come up with for
eating snatch, but I gotta tell ya, it just gets boring. I don't need a
woman, or a little girl. I don't need a man either. What I need is a boy,
who's not afraid to play with me. And I've found a boy who plays with me
just as well as he plays the piano. That's right, I'm leaving you for Kei.
He gives better blowjobs anyway.
J: Well, that's about all the time we have for today's show. I guess it's
time to leave you with a final thought. If you're going to be involved in a
relationship, there often arise problems. People change, and new people
enter our lives. But if you have to be involved, I think it's best to be
American. I mean Bill got away with everything.
Y: Oh yeah, I forgot. I had male-male 69's with bill in our cottage when no
one was looking.
J: Hrmm, then again. Maybe not. Good bye, and good luck to you all.