Here it is,and gomen for being in a bad mood
yesterday,ffml moderation team*large sweatdrop,mutters
to self that she should read ending messages more
clearly before getting mad at people*
~Kirameki,the author of this fic~
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<P>Chapter 5:I was a teenage dust bunny-or-A stranger sleeping in Ryuko's bed,literally-and-Pokemon!Gotta catch em all!Whatever THEY are...</P>
<P>"Thanks Misato-san!"Ryuko shouted at the infamous beat up blue car of Misato's.</P>
<P>"Anything for you and Shinji-kun!"Misato shouted back.</P>
<P>"Bye Ryu-chan!"Kaoru shouted from the front passenger seat of the car and waved.</P>
<P>"Bye Kaoru-kun!"Ryuko smiled and waved back.Shinji waved also.</P>
<P>Ryuko walked up the stairs and almost tripped over something.She looked down and instantly her eyes turned hearts.</P>
<P>"Oh!You're so cute!!!!!!!"Ryuko exclaimed.</P>
<P>"Meow!"The black cat with the strangely familiar black and yellow bandanna wrapped around it's forehead purred and rubbed up against her leg.She giggled and picked it up and hugged it tightly.</P>
<P>The cat looked as if to pass out.::Ugh,why do girls always hug animals to their chests?Why not their stomachs?::The black cat thought to itself.</P>
<P>"Poor thing!You must be starving!Come with me!I'll give you some leftovers from last night's dinner!"Ryuko kept cooing to the little black cat as she walked inside.</P>
<P>They got inside the apartment,and Ryuko immediately led the cat over to the kitchen,grabbed a bowl,poured some leftover steak with soy sauce into the bowl,and set the bowl and the cat down.</P>
<P>The cat instantly attacked the bowl of food with ravenous hunger.</P>
<P>Ryuko smiled,and Shinji sweatdropped.</P>
<P>"He sure does like your food."Shinji said.</P>
<P>The cat finished and meowed appreciatively at Ryuko,then hopped into her arms.</P>
<P>"What should I name him though?"Ryuko asked.</P>
<P>::Ryoga!Ryoga,Ryoga,Ryoga!Please say Ryoga!::the black cat mentally pleaded.</P>
<P>And kami shined her light on Ryoga for the SECOND second time in a week,and she said "Come hither,Ryuko,and nameth this cat Ryoga."</P>
<P>"I know!You've got black fur,and a yellow and black bandanna around your forehead,and you love to eat my food,and you even say thanks afterward,I'll name you after my friend,who also does all those things!I'll name you Ryoga!"Ryuko said and hugged the cat.</P>
<P>"Meowwwr!"Ryoga nodded in approval.Ryuko set Ryoga down and came out a short time later carrying a basket with a pillow and a blanket inside it.</P>
<P>"Hey!Isn't that Kippori's basket?"Shinji asked.::I don't like this new cat.::He thought to himself.</P>
<P>"Kippo never uses it any more.He's taken to sleeping in my bed now!"Ryuko smiled and set the basket down in a warm corner of the kitchen.</P>
<P>Hearing his name,Kippori bounded in.</P>
<P>"Kippo!Kip Kip!"The fluffy bunny said.</P>
<P>"Hi there,Kippori!"Ryuko smiled and waved.Kippori jumped and did a weird flip that stood for hello.Then it hopped off back into the dark recesses of Ryuko's room.</P>
<P>Ryuko looked after it."Unusually shy tonight."She commented.</P>
<P>"He saw Ryoga."Shinji said.</P>
<P>The afore mentioned cat was curled up in the basket-bed,sleeping away.Ryuko smiled and walked off into her room.It was midnight.</P>
<P>"Those tests lasted really long."Shinji muttered and dumped what was left of the beef and brocoli leftovers onto a plate and ate quickly.After he finished,he sighed and walked into his room.Ryoga's right eye opened.
<P>A little ways away,8 other girls were dreaming the same exact dream.Three you men sat in an apartment,staring at a picture of Ryuko,and murmuring among themselves.Only one young man said something loud enough to hear.</P>
<P>"The grand daughter of odango...."he murmured,thinking of the stories his father told him of a girl with blonde hair put up in meatballs chowing down on food.he chuckled.</P>
<P>In an alley somewhere,a strange little group of animals were talking among themselves.</P>
<P>"Allright,tomorrow night,we go to the princess and act as her pets."A fox explained.</P>
<P>"The beautiful princess..."A siamese cat replied,almost smirking.</P>
<P>"Pervert,"A green gecko muttered.</P>
<P>"You're just sore."The siamese said and smiled as best as a cat could.</P>
<P>"What could I be sore about?!I'm better than you at everything!"The gecko responded.</P>
<P>"Oh maybe the fact that I was to be-"</P>
<P>"Stop bickering you two!!!!!"The fox said and jumped in between them,growling.</P>
<P>"You know you have no reason to argue any more,you both lost."A strange looking jaguar shouted,annoyed.</P>
<P>"So did you."a small white mouse with red eyes told the jaguar.</P>
<P>"What's past is past,especially if it's almost 3 thousand years past!All of us lost.Lost to Hermes knight.Lost to love.So there's nothing to bicker about any more.At least we lost with honor."A phoenix said.</P>
<P>"Now,back to this plan.Won't it look suspicious if we all arrive the same night?"The fox asked.</P>
<P>"Yes,you're right,I think we should go at different times over the next week.If it looks too suspicious,we'll never become our true selves again.Dionysus,you and Appollo will go the day after tomorrow,you must act like you're chasing Appollo."The jaguar commanded.</P>
<P>"Anything you say,Achenar,I'd be happy to!"The siamese replied and looked hungrily at the mouse.</P>
<P>"You CAN NOT eat Appollo!"The jaguar,Achenar,bellowed.Everyone around visibly cringed.</P>
<P>"Okay,okay!"Dionysus glared at the mouse.Appollo glared back.Dionysus stepped back a few steps in fear.</P>
<P>"Altaira shall go a couple of days after that,holding Phorkys in her mouth as if he is dead,or nearly dead."Achenar continued.</P>
<P>"Sounds like a good plan.I won't bite down on Phorkys very hard.Just enough to make it look real."The fox said."But what about you and Icarus?"</P>
<P>The phoenix seemed to ruffle it's fiery feathers.</P>
<P>"This shall be complicated,but we were all designed as some of the Princess's favorite animals.We'll arrive last,she might not think of it as such a weird thing."Achenar replied,hopefully.</P>
<P>"Allright."All the animals said and nodded in unison.</P>
<P>Ryuko sat in her room,listening to a cd she had made.It was an assortment of all her favorite songs.She had 'Break Me,Shake Me'by Savage Garden on auto replay,and was brainstorming,like she always did.She got many ideas when listening to her 'Mood Music',as she called it.She smiled.</P>
<P>"I never thought I would change my opinion again,but you moved me in a way that I never known,you moved me in a way that I never known........"She sang quietly along with the song.</P>
<P>Shinji sat with his ear to the wall,listening to Ryuko sing.::So she likes Savage Garden.I wonder what other songs by them she likes.::he thought to himself.</P>
<P>Ryuko drifted to sleep.Kippori looked at her from the end of the bed.</P>
<P>::You will be happy as my bride,Ryuko.And if you aren't,then I suppose I'll have to force you.::The strange animal thought.It was hard to believe such a cute,innocent looking animal could be thinking such devious thoughts.He hopped up her body and curled up on her stomach.</P>
<P>Two figures appeared in the NERV headquarters on the umbelical bridge,in front of EVA Unit 06.</P>
<P>"This is where she's supposed to be?In a large robot?Clever thinking,but not clever enough."The first figure said.</P>
<P>"It's time to take you back to the others."The second figure said to EVA Unit 06.The first figure held out her hand towards the robot,then clasped it into a fist and pulled backwards.Unit 06 lurched and screamed out a loud cry,which turned into a human cry as a form appeared slowly,as if being pulled out by some great force.It was pulled out of the chest of the EVA.The form floated over to the umbelical bridge,and dropped as soon as she reached it.her blonde hair flew over her face,and the red bow on the back of her head drooped a little.Her orange,yellow,and blue sailor fuku was battered and torn.</P>
<P>"Hello,"The first figure said."Sailor Venus."With that,they disappeared,including Sailor Venus.</P>
<P>Sailor Venus appeared in a large test tube type thing(the type you see in those alien movies)surrounded by three other test tubes.four test tubes sat across from hers,and four test tubes were at the end wall.4 test tubes were also up against the beginning wall.</P>
<P>"So,Sailor Venus,you're awake.I want you to see something."A voice said out of the almost pitch black room.Suddenly many lights flashed on.She gasped in horror as she looked next to her.She saw Sailor Jupiter.On the other side of her,in the other two test tubes,were Sailor Mercury and Sailor Mars.She looked in front of her.She almost screamed.There were Neptune,Uranus,Saturn,and Pluto.She looked at the end wall.Sailor Star Fighter,Sailor Star Healer,Sailor Star Maker,and Sailor Kakyuu.In slow fear,she turned her head towards the beginning wall.She practically fainted in the horror.There were Galaxia,Sailor Chibi Chibi Moon,Eternal Sailor Moon,and Chibi Queen Serenity's young form,Sailor Chibi Moon.Snapping out of her fearful trance,she looked in the direction of the earlier voice.In that moment,fear and hatred loomed upon her.</P>
<P>"Sailor Chaos."she managed to say,which was kind of hard to do,since she was floating in some sort of green liquid.</P>
<P>Standing there was a woman in a completely black fuku made of metal,with no bow,just a collar.She was wearing something that resembled a crown.It kept her pitch black hair up in several series of buns.Large black batlike wings stretched from her back.</P>
<P>Sailor Chaos smirked."I'm glad you recognize me."She replied with almost merry blood red eyes.</P>
<P>"It's hard to forget the person who single-handedly killed me and my friends at the final end of the Sailor Senshi wars."Sailor Venus replied bitterly.</P>
<P>"You'll probably be happy to know that I don't intend to kill any of you,yet."Chaos said.</P>
<P>"What ARE you planning to do,then?"Venus asked,bewildered.</P>
<P>"I plan on luring those pathetic little cosmic scouts here after they train and become true senshi.Then I'll turn them all evil,and I'll have the thing that will make me more powerful than I ever dreamed.The Star's Tear."Chaos smiled at the reaction she got from Sailor Venus.</P>
<P>"You can't!That's the Princess's crystal!You mustn't touch it!!!!It holds no power for the hands of evil!"Venus cried out.</P>
<P>"Oh,but I shall touch it,and then I will destroy this puny galaxy and any other galaxies I cross,with your help,too."Chaos grinned hideously.</P>
<P>"I'll never help you in any way!And neither will any of the others!"Venus screamed.</P>
<P>"You don't have a say in this one!"Chaos pressed a switch and Venus felt like someone was ripping her brain apart.</P>
<P>"You'll never find out where it is!"Venus screamed,and then slumped over,unconcious.</P>
<P>Chaos glared and yelled."How dare she!She erased the memory from her brain!I underestimated these sailor senshi!!!!I'll find it SOME way!You can't stop me!"Chaos stomped out of the room.</P>
<P>Ryuko woke up the next day feeling worse than she'd ever felt before.Very sad,and very angry also.But she didn't know why.Her head hurt very much,and she kept seeing images of women suddenly disappearing at strange moments,and no one noticing.Then she saw the hideous face of a woman with purple tinted skin and a strange crown holding up a ring of black buns of hair.But what was most vivid in her mind was those cold,yet insanely happy seeming blood red eyes.This was only one among many dreams involving scary faces,dear faces,unkown faces,and strangely familiar faces.In one dream she'd seen a bunch of sailor senshi floating in test tubes,all either dead or unconcious,she couldn't tell,in a dark room.She walked into the kitchen and saw Shinji making some sort of shake.</P>
<P>"Hi Shinji-kun."She said,and rubbed her eyes.*from the part where minako is taken out of the EVA to probably the rest of the good plot has been entirely based on what I thought up listening to my savage garden cd that I just got(glee,mokona likes it too!)so,sometimes it may seem weird,but I think it's a great improvement.though,from now on,it'll probably seem very serious and maybe a little sad.There probably won't be many jokes,because I actually thought up the plot for why she's called to be a senshi and junk.but,on with the story!*</P>
<P>"Hi Ryu-chan.You slept in pretty late,good thing it's a saturday."Shinji said.::She's never slept this late before.I didn't think she even really slept most of the time.Those tests must've exhausted her.::He thought to himself.</P>
<P>"I'm sorry Shinji."She said wearily.</P>
<P>"It's okay,I'm on a diet now anyway!"There was a hint of sadness in Shinji's voice.::No more yummy food,only protein shakes now.::He sighed sadly.</P>
<P>"What's making you want to gain muscles?Is it a girl?"Ryuko asked.</P>
<P>Shinji paused for a moment.Then nodded.</P>
<P>"Oh,well,this is just my opinion,but I think you're just fine right now.I don't like too many muscles,just an even amount.Maybe half between the old you and ranma is as far as I'll go."She was now more talking to herself than Shinji.He stared at her momentarily,then smiled and walked out of the kitchen.Into his room.He opened the window.And dumped the shake OUT the window.And onto Asuka's head.</P>
<P>"SHINJI IKARI YOU BAKA!"Asuka screamed up at the window,the protein shake dripping off her head and flying everywhere as she tried to climb the building to give Shinji what for.</P>
<P>"Sorry Asuka."He said in a 'That's the funniest thing I've ever seen,so I'm not really sorry' tone of voice.</P>
<P>"OOH!!!!!!!"she growled and made as if to grab a mallet out of subspace,but a hatchet flew by her head,missing her by a hair.She turned around and saw...mokona!</P>
<P>"Pu!"Mokona said,with an indian head dress on and war paint.Asuka screamed and mokona hopped back into the alley.*The writer smiles."Good job mokona!You're promoted!You're now COMMANDER of all the mokonas."The writer says."Pu!""I know,you're the only mokona,but you should feel honored if there proves to be some OTHER mokona out there!"the writer ducks a miniature hatchet,slicing a few feathers off her head dress."Mokona!Jeez!I was just kiddin!"*</P>
<P>Shinji hid behind Ryuko as Asuka stalked towards him with a large mallet.Ryuko stood still.::Grr!That whimp!I thought that tea woulda worked by now!I'll just have to use my feminine persuasion.::</P>
<P>"Shinji Ikari get your ass over here and stand up for yourself!"She gave him a look that would have made even Asuka back off,if she'd been looking at her.</P>
<P>"Yes dear!"he said in a small voice.She gave him a 'what are you waiting for,be a man!'look.</P>
<P>He stood up straight.He walked over to Asuka and looked her straight in the eye with an angry glare.</P>
<P>"I've had it up to here,"he motioned to very far above his head."With you,bitch,I ain't takin ANY more."He grabbed the mallet and crumpled it into sawdust with one hand.Asuka took a step back.Then three.Then...WHOOOSH!Out the door flew Asuka!</P>
<P>"Oh Shinji-kun!I'm so proud of you!I didn't think you were so strong you could crumple a mallet,though."She pondered.</P>
<P>"I didn't either..."Shinji commented.*The writer smiles."Kami lends a helping hand to those in need,kami also lends more power than Arnold Schwartzeneiger to a Shinji-kun in need.HAHAHAHA!"Mokona wanders in,holding a few papers."Mokona!Those are my papers!Come back here you!"writer takes a moment to chase mokona around with a mallet to retrieve her papers.*</P>
<P>Ryuko and Shinji went back into their rooms.Ryuko sat down and relaxed with a favorite book of hers,and Shinji did something he hadn't done for sometime.He had a good conversation with his tape player.Kippo was pacing back and forth,only one thought in his head.::I'll be human again,by tonight.::</P>
<P>*"And so the plot thickens.dun dun dah!"writer has retrieved papers,but mokona managed to destroy the rest of the day.*</P>
<P>Shinji fell into a dream(he fell asleep,basically)everywhere he looked,it was dark.He saw outlines of strange figures that looked sort of like what the old palace guardians looked like in the history books.But,it was said that the brave female warriors all disappeared.A light shone on one of the figures.He couldn't believe how familiar she looked.She was wearing a black and blue sailor fuku,and she had a bright and vivid crescent moon symbol on her head.Her brown hair fell in two pigtails,from two odangos,one on either side of her head.She looked at him with crystal clear blue eyes,eyes that clearly expressed all the sadness,hurt,and anger inside her.But there was love in those eyes too.The image of her shimmered,and then came back into focus.The girl had changed.She wore a mideval gown with a cloak that hung behind her.The hood was partially pulled over her ponytail.Something glimmered right below where the ponytail began.It was a jewel of some sort.The figure collapsed to the floor,crying.He couldn't
understand any of this,but it all seemed familiar.Then,suddenly,he was on a terrible battlefield.Bodies of the bishoujo senshi and bodies of demons were strewn all over the place.he saw someone clad in blue armor fighting someone with long greenish hair in a dull grey uniform.The knight shoved his sword through the grey clad man's stomach.The man fell off the cliff.A woman..no..a man appeared behind the knight and seemed to be shouting something in anger.She raised her hands and formed many ice crystals.She made to throw them at the knight's back,but then a voice rang clear,though it was a dream,warning the knight."Pan!Watch out behind you!It's the other general!"the voice said.It sounded so familiar,it scared Shinji.The knight spun around and threw a rose as he did.It hit the general square in the heart,and she/he fell to the ground with a thud.She/he landed next to the other general,and reached her/his hand out.The other general did so also.They clasped hands,and disappeared.The scene changed again.It was at the same battlefield,only it was two figures.The knight and the girl he'd seen before.Only this time she was wearing a long black dress(think princess serenity's dress,only completely black and no poofy shoulder sleeves)her hair hung loose,and she was clasping the earlier gem to her heart.She whispered something.Shinji's eyes opened wide.He heard her clearly.He watched as the knight put his arms around her and looked up.Shinji looked too.There was a hideous looking woman with red hair that stood up in a wavy pattern(ya know,beryl/queen metallia mix.)Shinji gasped.The woman shot a large green beam at the two.The woman was obviusly weak and very damaged,because it only managed to hit them.The knight turned to Shinji and his mask fell off and he whispered something he could only just hear."A stranger sleeps in her bed tonight."</P>
<P>Shinji screamed(I can't think of a better term) and sat up in bed.He instinctively ran out of his room and forced open Ryuko's door.He looked.There,next to Ryuko,lay a man.No,more of a young man about 18 years old.His eyes opened and he stared warily at Shinji.</P>
<P>"Who are you?"Shinji asked coldly.</P>
<P>"That is no concern of yours.I have been cursed for 1,000 years.In the form of such an idiotic looking animal.Finally I am free.Now,if you'll excuse me,I'll take my bride to be and be off."The man jump off the bed and landed beside it.He made as if to pick Ryuko up and take her with him,but Shinji was faster than him.</P>
<P>Shinji kicked the man against a wall."You're not taking her anywhere."He said and glared.</P>
<P>Shinji was expecting the man to retaliate,but instead,the man leapt out of Ryuko's window and on to a fire escape.(too planned,huh?Keeeeew)Shinji leapt after him.He chased the man onto the roof and then stopped.The man began laughing.</P>
<P>"Foolish boy!I am a very powerful wizard!I shall now leave this place!"The man made a move to run off the building,when something strange happened.A fox leapt down in front of him.Then a siamese cat.Then a sea green snake,that almost looked like a miniature dragon.Then a snow white wolf.Then,what looked like a cross between a leopard,a cheetah,and a jaguar.Then,a Golden eagle.</P>
<P>He gasped."You!You're the-"He was cut off by a roar from the jaguar.</P>
<P>"Kippori,you made a foolish move.Now we have to correct it.We had hoped the curse would last longer,but it obviously ended when we thought."The fox said calmly.Shinji was very suprised by the strange looking animals and the fact they could talk.</P>
<P>"Heh,now,we wouldn't want you taking a very valuable posession,would we?See,I need it,so I can finally-"The siamese snickered.</P>
<P>"Dionysus,keep your mind on the task at hand!"The mini-dragon interrupted.</P>
<P>"Okay,Okay,don't get yourself tied in a knot.We of the counsel,"He seemed to be only making up this name just now."have come to stop you,from doing something that just ain't right.So,hand over the ring.Now."The siamese hissed the last part.</P>
<P>The man glared then produced a beautiful silver ring with an oval-shaped obsidian set in the middle.he set it on the ground.</P>
<P>"I was going to give it to her as a wedding present."The man said sadly.</P>
<P>"Well,ya know that ain't how it's supposed to go."The siamese said."We need to give that ring to her ourselves.Or else."The siamese looked down,as if he didn't want to say the consequences of not following the plan exactly.</P>
<P>"Dionysus....don't worry,everything'll go right in the end.It always does."The mini-dragon said.</P>
<P>"Yeah,you're right.Get outta my sight,or I'll do something I don't think you'd favor too much."The siamese snarled,and the man ran to the edge flew off of the building.</P>
<P>"What about him."The wolf said,motioning to Shinji."He's heard too much.Altaira,can you do something?"the fox nodded and closed her eyes.She looked to be concentrating very hard.</P>
<P>"Seal this conversation far away."Altaira muttered.Shinji yelled in pain.It felt as if someone were ripping a chunk of his brain out and trying to stick it on another side of his brain.He fainted.</P>
<P>Shinji awoke in his bed with a very bad headache.He rubbed his head.He thought about the weird dream he'd had last night.</P>
<P>"Shinji,are you awake?"He heard a soft voice at the door.Ryuko.</P>
<P>"Hai,Ryu-chan."He replied.</P>
<P>"Breakfast is out on the dining room table."She informed him through the door.She walked silently off down the hall.</P>
<P>Ryoga woke up and got out of his basket-bed and yawned.He looked up at Ryuko,who was standing over the stove,looking sad.</P>
<P>"Meow?"Ryoga rubbed against her ankle.::I wonder what happened?::</P>
<P>Ryuko picked up the black cat and hugged him."Oh Ryoga,I can't find Kippori."she told him.</P>
<P>He looked up at her and licked her cheek.::I'm rid of that fluff ball with feet!Yes!::he thought.</P>
<P>Ryuko hugged him tight."I suppose he might've found someone else to be his owner."She murmured.</P>
<P>::Urk....losing.....conciousness.......hug...too tight...::Ryoga thought,his face turning blue.Ryuko set him down just before he passed out.</P>
<P>*writer dances to Sailor Saturn's techno theme(made by Ryoko)while she thinks of all the ways to punish mokona for eating the last bag of popcorn.*</P>
<P>"Morning,Ryu-chan."Shinji said,walking in.*writer takes a moment to sing to one of the many sailor saturn bgm songs."lala,la,lalalala,la,lalalala,la,lalalalalaaaa,lalala,lalalala,la,lalalala,la,lalalala,la,lalalala,laaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!""Pu!""Mokona!Don't interrupt me!I'm doing a concert!"*</P>
<P>"Good morning Shinji-kun."Ryuko smiled.*writer once again stops story to sing the SAME song WHICH she'll be uploading onto all her websites VERY soon!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!*</P>
<P>"Hey,your cat's looking kinda sick."Shinji said,pointing at Ryoga,who was blue and still gasping for breath.</P>
<P>"I'm sure he'll be fine.Breakfast is on the table."She replied.*writer is freaked out by a clip of hotaru getting mad*</P>
<P>"Okay,thanks."Shinji went out to the table and sat down.For some reason he just wasn't hungry.*"Hey everyone!It's september 5th!My birthday!And I'm HYPER!the story doesn't seem to be writing itself anymore.....maybe my hired chimpanzees are asleep."*</P>
<P>Ryuko was not happy at all.In fact,she was sad,mad,tired,confused,and freaked out.*and the writer's HYPER!^-~"I've been watching TOOO many Iron Mouse Video Clips.And now I'm on to sailor saturn clips!GLEE!">:)*</P>
<P>"Why can't....I....think right?!!"Ryuko said in frustration.</P>
<P>*The writer has just found out that shinji's voice is done by a girl in the japanese subs she loves so dearly.Will her love for her Shinji kun ever be the same?Will Shinji become a transvestite and marry Kaoru Nagisa-kun,another cute gay kid from Evangelion?These questions will probably never be answered,but,oh the humiliation!The man I loved was not only a cartoon character,but also had his voice done by a girl!sob,sob."I only have ONE person to turn to now!"writer pulls out a big poster of everyone's favorite purple haired,future boy hunk named after underwear from dragonballz,Mirai Trunks!"Oh,trunks!You won't let me down,will you?"writers hugs poster*</P>
<P>GETTING BACK TO THE STORY!-*coughs,um,gomen*NEXT DAY!</P>
<P>Shinji sat at his seat in school,drumming his fingers.He looked over at Ryuko,who was pretending to be very very intrested in all that their history teacher had to say about the 2nd impact and Crystal Tokyo's freezing over.::She must know a lot about everything.The teachers almost wanted to boost her into the 12th grade today,she was so smart.But she refused.I wonder why?It must be because she'd have no friends in the 12th grade and she'd be teased for being so young.</P>
<P>"class dismissed."The teacher said.Everyone ran out the door,except Ryuko and Shinji.Ryuko walked about as if dazed by some strange thing.</P>
<P>"Hey,Shinji,what's wrong with Ryuko?"Kaoru asked,pulling Shinji aside.</P>
<P>"Dunno,she's been like this since the day before yesterday.Must've been something she heard somewhere."</P>
<P>*The writers pauses this for a moment."I just drew a neato keen dragon on my hand!See?"writer holds up hand for everyone to see*</P>
<P>Shinji JUST leapt aside as Ryuko ran frantically past him,followed by a whole crowd of her worshippers.</P>
<P>"HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"she screamed as she turned the corner.Shinji and kaoru looked at the retreating crowd for a moment,then went back to talking.</P>
<P>"I heard there's a new kid in school."Shinji commented.</P>
<P>"Yeah,just arrived today.Heard he was some big shot tournament champion.I saw him,he had the funniest looking mouse sitting on his shoulder.It was yellow,with a zigzagging tail.It had pink cheeks.It said 'Pika!'a lot too."Kaoru said.</P>
<P>After lunch,Shinji and Ryuko arrived at their next class.They sat down.</P>
<P>"Students,I'd like to introduce a new student.His name is satos-er-as-um,please explain for the class,will you?"The teacher asked.</P>
<P>A boy walked into the room,wth a funny yellow mouse on his shoulder.</P>
<P>"Hi!I'm Satoshi!And this is pikachu,my pokemon."He motioned to pikachu.</P>
<P>"Pika!"Pikachu nodded and hopped up and down on Ash's shoulders.</P>
<P>All the kids in class got bewildered looks on their faces.</P>
<P>"Ryu-chan,do you know what a pokemon is?"Shinji whispered.</P>
<P>"Eh,I'll tell you later,when no one can hear us."Ryuko replied.She was suppressing a laugh.</P>
<P>*I'm only entering Pokemon into my fic coz of two reasons:1.My friend told me to.2:misty looks a lot like asuka.</P>
<P>Satoshi was suddenly pushed over by a girl with red hair in the WEIRDEST ponytail.</P>
<P>"Enough about Satoshi!I'm Kasumi(misty)!I love water pokemon,and I'm a gym leader along with my sisters!"sisters appear in a thought bubble,one knocks on kasumi's head and they all start complaining how she isn't a gym leader,just their little sister.</P>
<P>Once again everyone got bewildered looks on their faces.The teacher coughed."Please,find some seats now."Satoshi and Kasumi sat down in some seats in the middle of the class.</P>
<P>Shinji and Ryuko were glad to get out of school that day.Those new kids were WEEEEIIIIRRRD!</P>
<P>"Hmm,Ryu-chan?Are you IMPERFECT in anyway?"Shinji asked out of the blue.*writer laughs because shinji noticed before she herself did.*</P>
<P>"Yes.I have a lot of imperfections.For one,I can't cry.I don't like people's company and avoid strangers as much as possible,I become ditzy,confused,mad,and depressed at random times.I have many more imperfections I can not tell you,so don't ask again."she walked a bit faster so that Shinji couldn't make any comments about what she had just said.</P>
<P>Shinji decided to stay quiet.::wow,she can't cry?Is that supposed to mean she doesn't care enough to cry,or that somehow her tear function doesn't work?::</P>
<P>Ryuko walked into their apartment and straight into her room.She was very upset for reasons she couldn't explain.She took out the golden locket with a picture of a single teardrop painted on.She opened up the locket and examined the inside.She gasped.there was a sapphire shaped into a teardrop inside.it was dark in her room but it looked as if there was a star shining in the middle of it.</P>
<P>Suddenly,different scenes appeared in her mind.A beautiful kingdom,happy people everywhere.She smiled.::What a beautiful place.I wish I was there.::then,suddenly,the scene of the kingdom shattered and was replaced by an evil looking woman.And dark,evil blackness clouding the sky.Such were like the visions she'd had in her dream at school.A bunch of familiar faces flashed in her mind.A girl with short blue hair,smiling one moment,the next,lying on a battlefield,lifeless.A beautiful girl with long black hair,arguing with a girl with the funniest,but most familiar hairstyle.Then,she was standing in front of the girl,screaming for her to get away or else she might die.There were several other girls,but Ryuko only really recognized four,one was a girl with long blonde hair wearing a big red bow.The girl looked a lot like Minako-sensei!Only Minako wore a plain gold clasp,not a big red bow.The next was a girl with short black-almost purple-hair.She was sitting in a garden,very sad,then a girl,that looked very much like Ryuko herself walked up next to her.They talked,and the girl with black hair seemed to be happy again.The second girl was one with long whitish-green hair.She was talking with the brown haired girl and they were both very happy.Then,both girls were fighting against a man with short yellow hair,wearing a plain grey uniform.He killed them both,after a long battle.The brown haired girl saw this,and rushed towards them.She knew they were dead.she glared at the man and her eyes were such a fiery red color,it scared Ryuko herself to imagine it.The girl formed a large black ball in her hand,surrounded by water,and shot it at the man.His body became ash,and he hadn't even time to shout out a last word.The girl ran over to the girl with the black hair,just as her body disappeared,the girl looked behind her and found that the other one with the white hair was starting to disappear also.The girl stood up and walked away,not a tear shed for her friends.Ryuko couldn't understand this,it was obvious the girl with the brown hair was very sad,but it almost seemed as if she did not care in the least about what had just happened.the images disappeared from Ryuko's mind,and she was only left with the harsh memory of the kingdom and all it's people being destroyed.What hurt her the most was that she could share this with no other,her concious mind seemed to be warning her about this.</P>
<P>"Okay,I had better practice this for a bit."Ryuko said,recovering quickly.She concentrated hard on the crystal in her hand,and suddenly she felt herself transform."Well,THAT was certainly easy.Didn't even have to announce to the whole world I was transforming!Okay,so,from what I've read and seen and from basic knowledge,I should have a better fuku than Eternal Sailor Moon,with slight changes."She felt her forehead.Nope,no tiara,but she could feel the moon symbol on her forehead."Check."she said to herself.She checked her head,the little pearl-like barretes(sp?)were there,without any little feathers coming out from them."Check."She moved her hand to her throat,but instead of feeling a choker,she felt a gold-chained necklace.::waitasecond.....somethin's not RIGHT here...::she looked down,then cursed silently to herself."Kuso!I wanted a FUKU not and PRINCESS GOWN!"And she was certainly right on that one.She wore the whole outfit:White dress with gold circles at the top and gold pearls a tiny bit below those,a gold chain-bracelet on her right hand,the white slippers,EVERYTHING.</P>
<P>"Ryu-chan!Can I talk to you about something?"Shinji asked from the other side of her door.</p>
<P>::Kuso!If he walks in here and sees me like this.....I don't know WHAT he'll think!Ugh!::Shinji was already opening the door!She had no choice,to protect her new-found identity,she had to.She tele-kinetically made the door move back into place.</P>
<P>"I'm not decent!"She shouted.</P>
<P>On the other side of the door,Shinji turned red."Uh,gomen nasai!"He shouted through the door.</P>
<P>"Come back in about.....um.....10 minutes,okay?"::that should give me enough time to figure out how to get out of this outfit and into my fuku,and back out again.::Ryuko thought.</P>
<P>"Hai,Ryu-chan."Shinji went back into his room.::Ugh,but I wanna know what a pokemon is NOW!::Shinji sat and waited for ten minutes to pass by.</P>
<P>Ten minutes later,ryuko explained all about Pokemon and you people need not me to tell you what she said,it's common knowledge all pokemon are ravenous,flesh eating monsters that pose as cute fluffy mouses.*smiles*</P>
<P>I dunno,should this be the end of this chapter?</P>
<P>*the writer turns to consult mokona,only to find he slipped out of his bonds.....again!"MOKOOOONNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"writer notices the rest of chapter 5 has disappeared also."ARRRGHH!!!!!"the writer searches the study angrily.*</P>