[Ranma] I have a fiancee

		who calls me a baka

		then with her mallet

		she gives me a big whack-a


	RAN-MA NO BAKA!

[sample of Soun's voice] (daught- daught-)


[Akane] I have a fiancee

		who is just such a baka

		he says that I'm uncute and

		that I cook like DAKA

	RAN-MA NO BAKA!

[sample of Soun's voice] (daught- daught-)

[instrumental interlude, wherein Shampoo, Ukyo, and Kodachi try to get the
microphone away from Akane and each other. At one point, Ranma tries to
break them up by grabbing it himself but

	RAN-MA NO BAKA!

				gets malleted.

[sample of Soun's voice] Daughters, I have some great news!

[Ranma having been punted into LEO and the four girls having knocked each
other out, leaving no one left to sing the remaining verse, the band winds
down and calls it quits early, deciding to g0 get some food.]

(Daisuke) Man, that was lame. I think we should go back to being a rock band.

(Hiroshi) I dunno, I hear swing is big in the US right now. So, what do you
want on your tombstone?


End


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threats will be used to line the coop we keep that funky chicken in, flames
to heat it,
and comments to feed its ego.

                                     -CrystalDrogn

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winged     A A R D || V A R K      "Hmm. What's this do?" - my epitaph-to-be