Pretty Soldier Sailor Terra Episode 001

Sailor Terra is MINE. And if you also have
a character named Sailor Terra she is YOURS.
How can this be after what I just said? Well in
talking to a friend of mine I have learned I can
only own MY Sailor Terra. Sure there have and will
be others, but this one is mine. I am not copying 
you if you have a Sailor Terra, and you are not
copying me if you wish to have a Sailor Terra.
I only wish to make my Sailor Terra the best
Sailor Terra I can make her. This way I don't 
have to feel guilty and I can keep the BSST 
soundtrack I have on CD-R and the Terra T-shirt
I made and wear.

Special Thanks to: Naoko-sama, for creating the
universe I love to play in, LeVar Bouyer, for 
teaching me what it means to be a fanfic writer,
Jennifer Sakachi, for adding humor to my life,
most importantly to Corvus, for pointing out
how stupid I was acting by wishing to "claim"
the concept of Sailor Terra as my own, and last but
not least to all the ffmlers who care about me and
my input. 

This fic has been rated PG-13 for slight language,
extreme sarcasm, and extreme cynicism.

Oh yes, this is a Sailor "Insert Here" Fic, if you
don't like those, read no further. I also write other
series. Take a look at those.

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  Pretty Soldier Sailor Terra
          Episode 001
     By Kionon (K. Callahan)
Email: kionon@Hotmail.com
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April 1 3035 8:54 PM NST

 "Captain's Log 04.1.3035
Sailor Terra Commanding H.M.S. Plano's Pride.

 "Begin Log:
 
 "So here I sit, with a dead crew and a 
pair of hands so far dug into the captain's
seat, I thank Serenity for my diction program.
Thank Serenity.. how novel a thought. At the
beginning of this I refused to even refer to 
her as anything, but Usagi. So where was the 
beginning of this exactly? I sometimes wonder.
Four wars, one of them my fault, and I sit here
reminiscing about the past 1000 years. Oh well,
better you know my story from my point of view
than a distorted picture of it somewhere down
the line....



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         Otome no Policy
           Credits
        BSST - Ep. 001
       "The Log Begins."
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 "So I suppose you want me to talk about
my life before becoming a Senshi. My parents,
my friends, my hometown, and the like. Well
screw you, 'cause I'm not going to go into much
of that. It doesn't much pertain to the subject 
of clearing the name of an old and bitter Senshi.
So, I'll only go into all that briefly.

 "I never had a hometown, after my father
died when I was three, we were always moving. 
When my father died, my mother and I moved from
Rockford, Illinois, the town where I was born in
1981, in order to accept a position as a librarian
in Las Cruces, New Mexico. Then we moved several
times in that town alone. My mother got remarried
and we moved again. This time to Austin, Texas.
Austin sucked. As far as I'm concerned, a thousand
or so years later and the place still sucks. Of
course, then again the place is about 500 feet
below sea level.

 "We then moved to Plano, Texas. Which is 
where I found out I was a Senshi. You might think
it would be bloody great to be a Senshi, but it
can suck seriously. However, that doesn't mean I
would ever trade it for a regular existence. Or
would I? I'm not so sure anymore. I wish knew.
There are benefits however. I mean what other 
girls do you know that are over 2000 years old 
and look 16? 1000 if you don't count the 
reincarnation.

 "Anyways, it was a normal day in the life
of Kathrine Callahan. Nothing much out of the 
ordinary. I went to Carpenter Middle School, got
a sucky 10 hours of education, came home and
collapsed on the couch. I then turned on the TV.
What was on? Sailor Moon, the screwed up DiC
version. Surprise, surprise. Bet the majority of
you 31st century people didn't know there was a 
show, or even what the hell a TV is. 

 "Oh well, I guess that isn't important, 
the important thing is that my cat began to laugh 
as I watched the show. Bet you know where I'm 
going. Of course, like any girl, and as my 
experience suggests, any boy, I screamed. I'm
sorry, but talking cats, even after watching
Sailor Moon was just not something I was good at
handling. 

 "Well, I was shocked to find my cat's name
was Andromeda, and she was a relative of Luna. 
Again, surprise, surprise. She was there to make
sure I fulfilled my 'destiny.' If I'm sounding 
way to much like a usual shojo Anime, your welcome
to send me a message through usual civilian to 
military communication networks. Considering, of
course, I'm now a hunted fugitive and they might
not give you clearance.

 "With the help of Luna and Andromeda, I 
talked my mother in to taking a trip to Japan
with me, with the intention of introducing me to
the other Senshi. And it worked. I was thoroughly
surprised at the stupidity of my parents when they
heard 'All expense paid.' My mother and I went
right away. 

 "We arrived, went to the hotel, and 
relaxed. Well, my mother did, anyway. I had work
to do. Luna had picked this hotel due to it's
close proximity to Usagi Tsukino's house. Are
we surprised? No. 

 "I had gotten directions to her house.
I met the other Senshi. No, they didn't welcome
me at first, so I'm not going to say they did.
They were suspicious. Rei most of all. In fact,
she asked Luna if she made a mistake. Everyone
knows only Japanese are Senshi, or are they? I'm
American. I was American then and still am 1000
years later. Regardless of what those creepos in
the NAC say.

 "Finally they did accept me, although 
Rei and I never made friends. Never. She annoyed 
me  and I annoyed her. It was a pretty mutual 
relationship. Usually we hated each other so much
it was a laconic relationship.

 "Well I managed to become an exchange 
student. And my first battle was on top of a roof
to save the life of another future Senshi. At the
sailor meeting before, that, ladies and gentlemen,
is where we lay our scene."

April 1 1993 4:33 PM NST

 [Weird bubble flashback sequence]

 "How dare you?" shouted a very red-faced,
raven haired girl, "What right do you have to call
me a slut?"

 A brunette in a red school fuku turned to
the raven haired girl, "Frankly, Rei, I have NO 
idea what you're talking about. I would NEVER say
anything like that." She winked at the other girls
and a blonde girl with a weird hair-do keeled over
laughing. Rei huffed and walked out.

 The blonde haired girl turned to the 
brunette, "I don't believe you, Kath. Even I 
wouldn't have the courage to say that to Rei." The 
blonde continued laughing.

 "Why not, Usagi? Not low enough for you?"
Usagi stopped laughing.  Kath smiled. The other
two girls looked at Kath in surprise. She was 
getting more cynical by the day.

 A long blonde haired girl turned to Kath,
"Kathrine, that was wrong," she shook her head.
"Don't you remember the golden rule? Treat others
the way you wish them to be treated... no that's 
not right.."

 "First, Minako, it's treat those the way
you want to be treated. Second, the only thing 
wrong in this room is what your wearing. It doesn't
match. Get a clue, Sailor V." Minako 'hrumphed' 
and left as well. Kathrine's smile only got wider.

 A brunette with a pony tail turned to her,
"Man, you're just pissing everyone off today. Are you
trying to ruin this team, or is it all a game to 
you? Really, I want to know."

 "Fine. I'm in a bad mood, that's all. And I
just can't help taking it out on the utterly 
defenseless. It's just way too easy to resist doing
it. Besides, they'll soon figure out I was kidding.
And if not, hey you can always tell 'em, right, 
Mako?" She put her arms at the back of her head and
laid down on a pillow.

 Tossing a pillow at Kathrine, Makoto replied
"Yes, yes I can." She was then hit by a pillow 
herself. The pillow fight had begun. Makoto came 
out the victor, but then she always did. Another 
girl, by the name of Mizuno Ami was also supposed to
be at the meeting, but she said she would be late
because she wanted to look over some notes for an
upcoming test.

 Too bad she would miss the action. Artemis
ran in mewing about something. The two girls still
in the room, Kathrine and Makoto, turned there 
attention to him. "Girls, we have trouble at the
junior high school. One of those green elves is 
sapping energy. Grab the others and let's get
going."

 Makoto ran outside and called the others.
They all headed for Crossroads Junior High School.
Arriving there they saw a purple energy beam
extending from the rooftop of one of the wings.


 "TERRA STAR POWER"

        "MARS STAR POWER"

 "JUPITER STAR POWER"

 "VENUS STAR POWER"
 
 "MOON CRYSTAL POWER"

 Kathrine smiled at the prospect of battle
"Ready troops, saddle up, lock and load! Let's 
move!" Kathrine motioned with her arm. All 
followed except Moon who was scowling.

 "Terra, I'm the leader. You take orders
from me!" but she was too late. The other Senshi 
were already to far away to hear her. "Wait for
me!"

 They arrived on a rooftop. Sailor Terra 
leading the way and stealing the show from Moon, who
was NOT happy. Sailor Terra then walked right up to
enemy.

 "Stop Right There! I am Sailor Terra, and
on behalf of  the earth I will punish you, you D&D 
reject!" 

 Makoto yelled at Sailor Terra "Great line! 
The beginning was not quite original, but the end 
was great!" Sailor Moon was even more unhappy.

  "AHEM, I am Sailor Moon, I stand for love
and justice, but I won't stand for evil villains
like you!" Sailor Moon pointed a gloved finger at
the now laughing villain.

 "Do you know how pathetic you all look?
It's unbelievably hilarious," he dropped the limp
body of his victim. "I suggest you close your eyes
and kiss yourselves goodbye. No one is getting off
this roof alive. Well me, but that's a given. Get
ready to die."

 All the color drained away from Terra's
face. Kathrine stood there thinking, my first
mission and I'm already going to die. What a way
to make an impression on history....


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End Ep. 001 
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Please note that further episodes will also be in
this 3rd person POV. Only the last episode will
return to the 1st person POV.

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