Thank you...

<gag>

Thank you _SO_ much for that... enlightening piece of fiction...

<retch>

Oh, and the fact that my sex drive will be zero for the next two years
straight doesn't help matters much...

<spew!>

<BRAAAAP>

I'll say this much... The _LAST_ time I read something from morbid
curiousity. ^_^

Don't get me wrong.. It was well written & all... But... <shudder>...
Cologne's nipples?! Those two words just don't fit together...

<shudder>

<pops open a bottle of effexor>

<downs the whole bottle>

Happy! <drool>

------------------------- 
|     The TydRipper     |  "'Tis an old saying, the Devil
|                       |  lurks behind the cross. All is
| Master of the Tides,  |  not gold that glitters. From the
| Devourer of noodles,  |  tail of the plough, Bamba was
| Writer of the Fanfic, |  made King of Spain; and from his
| Baka to the end...    |  silks and riches was Rodrigo
-------------------------  cast to be devoured by snakes."
		           - Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote

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[Take my love, it is not true,
So let it tempt no body new;
Take my lady, she will sigh
For my bed where'er I lie;
Take them, said the skeleton,
  But leave my bones alone.

Take my raiment, now grown cold,
To give to some poor poet old;
Take the skin that hoods this truth
If his age would wear my youth;
Take them, said the skeleton,
  But leave my bones alone.

Take the thoughts that like the wind
Blow my body out of mind;
Take this heart to go with that
And pass it on from rat to rat;
Take them, said the skeleton,
  But leave my bones alone.

Take the art which I bemoan
In a poem's crazy tone;
Grind me down, though I may groan,
To the starkest stick and stone;
Take them, said the skeleton,
  But leave my bones alone.]

Allen Ginberg (1926-1997) -
Complaint of the Skeleton to Time