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Hi.

I have failed to acquire the info on how to post to the
FFML, and I
wondered if you could do it for me and/or send me info on
how it's to
be done.

I wanted to share this. Just cut at the double dotted line

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This scene popped into my head once, and it won't go away.
It
describes how Ranma and Akane can make the Kuno Siblings
stop
pestering them romantically. I can't think of any way to
expand it to
a full story, or anyplace for it to go afterwards. If anyone
out there
can do something with it, feel free.

Warning: This is *sick*!!

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"Oh Ranma-sama! My darling! Come out and play!"

Nabiki and Akane rolled their eyes up in their heads; once
again the
Black Rose has graced them with her presence. Luckily they
had a
supply of antacid on hand.

"You! Mercenary! Boyish commoner! Where have you hidden my
darling
Ranma-sama?"

Akane was about to explode at this when the voice was heard.

"Right here, honey-chile!"

Ranma??

Well, yes... a Ranma in a loud Hawaiian shirt, a straw hat,
and
sunglasses. He tipped his hat, revealing a tiny palm tree on
his head.

"Oh my poor waihini - you look so down! Some nice pineapple
juice fix
you up, you betcha!"

Kodachi starred at Ranma, her mouth open but making no
sound, her eyes
bugging out further and further.

"You so tense, dearie." Ranma said in a thick phony Hawaiian
accent.
"How 'bout a nice haircut to relax wit.?" He pulled out some
electric
shears and smiled.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" quoth the Black
Rose as she
tear-assed away, never to return.

Ranma took the hat and fake palm tree off his head and wiped
his brow.
"Whew! I was worried for a second there."

"Ranma??" Nabiki said. "You did that on purpose??"

"No it was all an accident - of course it was on purpose!
Worked, too.
She won't come within a mile of me now!"

"Wow..." Akane commented. "Will that work on Kuno?"

Ranma pulled out two hula girl outfits. "I hope so. I think
Tatewaki
is about to have his two favorite girls pay him a visit." He
smiled a
cruel, hungry smile.

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That's it. C&C welcome. And, as I said before, if anyone can
do
anything with it, party down.

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Jack Staik
Property of Jillian
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