:::The Tendos, the Saotomes, and Ryoga sit in the
Tendo's living room, when suddenly....:::
Ranma: ... Uhh..
::: A stagehand makes a quick phonecall while
everyone
is waiting, and Lum arrives:::
BZZAP!
:::The wall bursts inward, and as the dust settles,
we
hear the fluttering of papers:::
Lum [in the dust]: Uhh.. Ranma! I kill!
Everyone: [sweatdrops]
Ranma: Lu-Lum! I mean, Shampoo!
Lum: Kill! *ZAP*
Ranma: .....
Lum: Um, wasn't he supposed to dodge?
Akane: Ryoga! Speak to me!
Ranma: Stagehand, dial ER. And Lum, *I*'m Ranma,
okay?
Lum: Oops.
If not, the characters have just
noted that
Shampoo opened a hole in midair and climbed out?!
:::Mousse is chasing after Shampoo, and makes a
flying
leap to hug her, and hits the lamp-post that was in
front of her:::
Mousse: Shampoo! You have finally accepted me!
(Mousse starts doing things one shouldn't do to a
public property. Akane knocks him out before he can
take his robe off.)
or a secondary char who is somewhat sympathetic
(Makoto Kino
or Minako Aino from SM, Kiyone from
TM, any number of marionettes from SMJ, (or even a
primary
character like Akane) who suddenly declares their
dissatisfaction and pops out of the series.
:::EVA unit 00 holds up a sign reading 'I quit!' and
hops out of someone's portable television, much to
their surprise:::
(The gigantic sign falls on top of NERV
headquarters, killing Gendo. There is a HUGE cheer.)
The
effect of
the character vanishing on the series they just
left
(the
Tendo household without Kasumi, the Masaki
household
without
Sasami, Evangelion where Rei or Misato decides
they
ain't
gonna ride this train to Hell) as things quietly
go
nuts
behind them.
:::The angel that EVA unit 00 was fighting gets
confused, then scared, then runs away:::
EVA unit 01: [sweatdrop]
(Scenes of Tenchi washing dishes.)
Tenchi: I guess I should be glad that my girls
allow me to do this. Poor cousin Ranma... I hope he's
eating better meals in heavens.
For the Senshi, this could be bitter -
with
them realizing that they had an important role
even
if they
would be continually stuck with heartbreak and a
second-string role).
:::Sailor Pluto takes a break from her post, and is
not present when the time comes to open the Gates of
Time for the Inner Senshi:::
Usagi: [Walks into the gate] OW!
Chibiusa: Puu?
:::A note that says 'Gone to Miami' is stuck to
Usagi's forehead:::
:::Later, we see the Senshi sitting in front of the
Gates playing pick-up sticks with their henshin
rods:::
:::Now they are playing Hide-and-Seek:::
:::They find a Scrabble board and play:::
:::Now they -you get the idea:::
Ami: Yes! On to next level!
Makoto: What are you playing, Ami?
Ami: Doom 2.
Only, WHO is going to do it? You? Certainly
not
me, as I don't like writing self-insertion fics.
:::Scene of many Fanfiction writers, all in SD mode,
running away from EVA units, martial artists, Sailor
Senshi, elves, monsters, mechs, and CFTs (CFT = Cute
Fuzzy Thing)
Ranma: This is for making me pregnant! *BOOM*
Akane: This is for portraying me as a homicidal
maniac! *CRASH*
Ryoga: This is for getting me lost in Antarctica!
*BAM*
Another possibility is where the disaffected
character goes
next. What if Nabiki decided to pop that tape out
and put
another one in, then go into THAT tape. Nabs
decides
to be
heroic, so she goes off into Evangelion to head
off
the
Third Impact.
:::Scene of Nabiki defeating many Angels by showing
them the damage bills:::
Nabiki: Okay, are you ready? 10,500,000 yen for
this, 43,290,000,000 yen for that, 870,000 yen for
those... No, I'm not going to repeat myself.
They could *all* make a jailbreak. Kuno decides he
wants
respect and goes to Ruroni Kenshin, possibly
running
afoul
of the Disarmament.
:::Scene of the author of this e-mail ordering RK
videos so she can actually write a scene about
that:::
Kuno: I am the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High!
Test not my patience, insolent whelp!
Yahiko: I'm Yahiko Myojin, noble of Tokyo! You
aren't worthy to smell the same air I do, fool!
(The two continue on making speeches, never
actually fighting.)
Ranma heads off to Oh My Goddess to see if they
can
help
with his curse, or maybe just see if he can
finagle
a wish
to end his fiancee mess.
:::Scene of Ranma seeing Skuld and her mallet and
changing his mind about this whole escape idea,
while
Skuld tries to squash the bugs all over him:::
Skuld: Hold still! This is for your own good!
Ranma: I like my head where it is, you uncute
tomboy!
Skuld: What did you say!? SKULD MAGICAL BOMB!
*BIG BAD BOOM*
Ranma: I should have gone to DBZ instead...
(Ranma collapses.)
Akane chooses a tape at random or something and
ends up in
La Blue Girl, Urotsukidoji (Overfiend) or
something
along
those lines. More interesting, as she starts doing
the hero
routine and is beating the snot of demons right
and
left as
they assault her. With cries of "Etchi" and
"Hentai"
and
"Baka" all the way.
:::Scene of the author of this e-mail staring at the
e-mail she is replying to:::
Shadra: ...
(VGAP, red in face, gets off the internet and goes
to take a cold shower.)
:::Scene of the author if this e-mail pouting because
Gregg already wrote a scene:::
(VGAP types in the address for Anime Turnpike to
learn just what the heck FY is about.)
Now a nasty thought is having these characters take
a hike,
but the SI or OI or generic fanboy has to convince
the
characters to come back to their original series.
Problem:
Kuno is having fun and getting respect in Ruroni
Kenshin, or
Akane is having a blast being the hero who pummels
perverts
in Overfiend, etc. They don't *want* to leave.
:::Scenes of fanboys pleading and begging for the
characters to go back to the series so that they can
watch the rest of it:::
(VGAP starts ordering empty Pokemon shells. Now if
only he can get Son Goku to help him...)
ja ne, gregg
Tschus!
-Shadra
Hope you liked this meaningless post.
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