This is my first fic series in here. Tell me how did I do,
be honest. Give me all the C&C that would be good for my
health.

A Sailor Moon And Ranma Fic
By agent: kasumi tendou

Intro

	A peaceful day in Nerima; no one bothered to seek
unholy revenge on anyone and mainly Ryoga was out of the
country at the moment, also no one tried to kidnap Akane,
and Happousai wasn't being chased by girls, yet. Well
there was one thing that wasn't to peaceful, and that
is... Ranma insulting Akane�s cooking. [If you feel
confused any way, I said and I quote, "A peaceful day in
NERIMA," end quote, not in the Tendou Dojo] So Akane and
her infamous mallet beat the crap out of Ranma. Don't
forget the famous quote from the lovely Akane "RANMA NO
BAKA," anyway, he was sent flying out. Well, then he
landed on the street, god knows where. Then he was
trampled by hordes of screaming mad ladies, chasing
after Happousai. He was repeatedly saying "I'VE GOT SILK!
I'VE GOT VICTORIA'S SECRET! I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" Then
soon after saying that Ranma gained consciousness ran
after Happousai, and pushed Happousai over the ledge that
he was running on, with Ranma saying with a smart remark
"Yeah, and if you jump, I jump after you." then Happousai
jumped out of the water, with a bucket of water and says,
"So you can grab me with open arms and breasts!" And then
was kicked into orbit by a pissed off Ranma-Chan. "That
damn hentai! I swear he's possessed by some demon, but
then again he's just always like this!" She cheered up,
and yelled something obscene about the old man and
something else. Not noticing the crowd of women... with
the weapons, and other stuff, they just looking at him.
She looks back, and sees the women who face-faulted by
what she said and her transformation. "What?" "Hey!
THAT...PERSON! KNOWS THE OLD PERVERT! GET'M!" Only thing
Ranma said was "Uh oh..." THEN THEY beat the crap out
Ranma, which then he is Sent SOMEWHERE ELSE [Or in other
words, this a Ranma beat-feast. well not exactly, because
I haven't written any parts that states that Mousse OR
Gosunkugi beat the stuffings out of Ranma... yet. Tee-hee.]
"That'll show that person that men aren't like women!" A
lady said. "That�s what you get for sending a man to do a
woman�s job." Another said
None of the women laugh, they just looked at the girl
stupid looks. So... does anyone want to go listen to the
Indigo Girls" Another said
"Yeah." They all said.
"Ok, then we can go to the Lilith fair."
"Cool." They all said.

<House of Tsukino>

	�Twas the day of school, and all through the streets,
Usagi was still stirring in her bed; While Mamoru was dancing
with her in her head. Luna finally yelled out to her, which
woke her up and the dance had stopped. As we can see into the
sky, Ranma is flying high, in the sky. Then Usagi runs around
her house to get everything squared away so she has everything
for school, singing a wonderful fast paced tune called "Buddy
Holly" by Weezer. But I'm not gonna say how good she did,
though.

	Usagi screams as she sees Ranma crashing through her
room. Luna just looks as she also sees Ranma crashing through
Usagi's room. Luna was shocked and said what she always says
when something bizarre happens to them, "The Negaverse." to
that, Usagi payed no attention to what she said.
"My GOD! WHAT WAS THAT?" Usagi yelled, still startled from
what happened. Ryoga then punches the wall leaving a hole in
the wall. "Where�s the Tendou Dojo?" He asked, but this time
Usagi didn't answer, because she was surrounded by a blue ki.
She was pissed, if you couldn't tell. Usagi then yelled out
"YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY HOUSE! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO
SAY FOR YOURSELF?" Only thing that Ryoga could say was "Umm...
sorry?" "WRONG ANWSER!" Usagi then takes a baseball bat and
swings at Ryoga. He is then sent flying out of her house. She
then realizes what she just did. "How did I do that?" she asked
to herself. With that question asked, the author appears out if nowhere, 
"So, you don't know why and how you did that?" Usagi
shook her head, then the authors� replies cheerfully "WELL, it
all starts when your in a crossover with Ranma 1/2; basically
you have all this unknown power that I decide to put in for
the hell of it, and besides think of how weak you were before,
I mean- AAACCCKKKK!" She is then sent flying out of Usagi's
Room and lands right next to Ryoga. "Hey there," She says.
"Baseball bat." "Ouch." She says, both still on the ground. A
little pause, until, "Do you by any chance know where the
Tendou Dojo is?" she replies "Think so, want me to come with
you?" "Sure, I don't mind." So on they went asking many
questions on the way. "By any chance could you tell me your
name?" Ryoga said.
"... Uh it's, uh... OH! Steph." She replied
"Sort of Gaijin" He said putting his hand in the back of his
head of course it is, I was born in America." Steph said.
"I've been there before," He said.
"Really?" She said with an exciting look on her face.
"It all started..."
So they're on their way.
It had taken a while to get her house to its almost
original condition but she did it. She looked at the time,
to find it 3:30, she was way late. So what was the point of
going to school at a bizarre time when she could just stay
here call Ami ask what the homework is and do it. She was
thinking that until she forgotten the person or thing that
crashed through her room, it landed at the cool floor of the
basement. So she went to check it out.

<Basement>

Ranma-Chan was knocked out for a long time. Though she was
passed out she could still think. /W-what happened to me?
Hello? Is there anybody out there? Oh no! No one can here me!
I'm DEAD! B-but I never told Akane how I felt about her. And
I DIED AS A GIRL! / Usagi checked Ranma's pulse. She was alive.
"Better get some cold water to wake her up," as she was about
to get some, she hears the door bell and someone calling out
to her by saying "Usako." She realized who it is. She jumped
up and yelled out "Mamo-chan!"
Luna is then hiding in the shadows looking evil and says "IT
IS the Negaverse! OH! A chew toy!" She moves out of the
shadows to grab the little mouse chew toy.

<Tendou Dojo>

	Akane was angry and worried about where Ranma was. She
was worried for the fact that Ranma had not called or came
back... or maybe he was kidnap.. Or maybe not... Ranma can
fend for himself, it was Akane who was always kidnapped. She
then realized that this is how Ranma mostly thinks about
whenever Akane is out for a while. She slapped her self to
that. "Ow. Damn author..." she said to herself. She loved the
boy, she really did, but unfortunately her parents and her
actions before thinking always took over whenever she thought
Ranma was always responsible for anything that ever happened
in her life that wasn't right. Although it never looked like
it, Akane was actually optimistic... when she�s not mad. But
if only Ranma didn't insult Akane or her cooking and for once
try it again, his reaction would change toward her cooking.
She had been improving, just yesterday she made a sandwich
that actually tasted like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!
Because it was, not some toxic-look alike that the government
would love to get their hands on./Then his approach to me
would change when we kiss and get married and have lots of
ki-/ "Wait! What am I thinking? I'm thinking like Shampoo.
those Ranma fantasies that she always has when she thinks
that her corny love spells will actually work... well a
couple have, but that�s besides the point.. Maybe I should
actually talk him when everyone�s gone or not bothering us
OR kidnapping me. Maybe that'll work. Maybe."
She sighs as she goes back to breaking bricks.

<Someplace that looks ominous>

	As we see on a television screen, a war is film on,
most likely a documentary on Normandy Beach in 1940's best
known as D-Day. Camera zooms out to see a very dark room and
then a little TV glow shining a pair of red and black eyes,
and looking very angry. "I'll get her for what she did to my
wife... Time for a little unholy revenge. I'll get you Sailor
Moon and your little Sailor Brats too, But not right now. Not
until I have a terrific plan that'll destroy them completely
and finish what my wife had started.. My Beryl. God I love
this movie." Then a little flashes on his face to see what he
really looks like.. sort of like a vampire with the fangs and mysterious red 
and black
eyes. Wearing a black trench coat and black pants that match
his wavy short black hair. "Now time for the plan. I'm gonna
need the strongest man/men lady/ladies first..." he sighs and
continues watching the movie

<House of Tsukino>

	Ranma, still unconscious is poured with cold water. "No
good" Mamoru says as he puts the cup down "Mamo-chan, can you
get a cup of hot water, please?" he smiles "Of course, anything
for my Odango." He gives her a little kiss on the cheek Luna interrupted 
there little romantic session "Oh, get a room you
two." She said coldly. So Mamoru then goes upstairs get some hot
water.

<Ucchans>

	A normal business day at Ucchans, People came by ate and
payed. /Something�s missing? I wonder what? / Ukyo just stared
outside still thinking "Oh Wait!" She blurts out. "Ranchan didn't
come by." Of all the questions in the universe this was the most important 
one to be answered/That baka/ "Wait a minute, What if...
what if he went over to the Nekohanten?" she thinks and grows
angry, but before she can do anything with her spatula the harsh
word of 'Reality' popped up in front of her, "Tsubasa, get out of
my face!" "Sorry..." he went along with what he was doing before
he reared his head up at Ukyo. "WAIT! Ranchan maybe a dumb, but
he ain't that dumb." Ukyo then closed for a lunch break (at 4:30,
too.) and headed to the Tendou Dojo.

<Nekohanten>
Shampoo being as skimpy as ever gives everyone their ramen
noticing that Ukyo is headed to the Tendou home. /I wonder
why Spatula Girl is heading over to the Tendou home? AIYAA!
Maybe it's a secret wedding.. I better go and destroy it. But
first, I have to find a way to get Mousses attention off of
looking at me.. I wish he would stop, he�s got that weird look
on his face, the same one when I told Mousse that Ko-chan and I
are friends. Maybe she's here?! She'll be of good help!/ "SHAMPOO!
STOP POURING THE RAMEN ON THE COSTUMER!" Cologne said "Aiyaa! Mr.
Man ok?" "Hot.. hot.." he passes out.
"Nicely done, my Amazon friend! HOHOHOHOHO!" A person said.
"KO-CHAN!" Shampoo said gleefully.
"What�s wrong my fine kitty friend?" She said with a questionably
look. "Well, Spatula girl is headed to Violent Girl and Shampoo worried, 
becuase Obsessive boy looking at me with killing look
and..." "Hold on a sec," Kodachi interrupts as she pulls out a
little piece of paper that has everyones ones name with their
nickname on one side that Shampoo calls them. Unfortunately
Ranma lucked out, he was the only in the list that doesn't have
a nickname. "Ok, so Akane is the Violent Girl, Ukyo is Spatula
Girl.. uh.. Shampoo, Which one of the obsessive boys are you
talking about, Kuno or Mousse." "Mousse." "'Kay, continue,"
"Shampoo think a wedding is happening." "Of who?" "Take good
guess." "Cripers! We should do something!" Kodachi pondered on
what to do. "Do you think that we should do what we always do?"
"No, lets try sleeping powder, and an entrance saying. I saw show
that have two people trying to get a mousse. They funny looking
but I like their entrance, lets have one!" Shampoo said with
excitment. Kodachi thought of that for a minute also until
a little bug zapper caught a bug, and thus gives out the idea
of the century, "BY GEORGE, I think I've got one!" Shampoo
smile turned wide as she listened carefully to the little
entrance that'll make the Academy Awards would kill for.

<House of Tsukino>

"And now for the hot water," Mamoru said as he was about
to pour it on Onna-Ranma's head. "Wait, it's not burning
hot, now is it?" Usagi asked making sure it wouldn't leave
a burn mark on Ranma's face. "No, I made sure it wasn't
burning." "Water can't burn silly!" Usagi said, Mamoru face
faulted "Sometimes your smarts even impress me." He said
jokingly. "Just pour the water, you can insult me later once
this is done for." Then Mamoru starts to pour on her.. I mean
him. Ranma Starts to feel a little consciousness /Something
seems different. uh oh... hopefully Akane�s the one who
poured the water../ What those two saw, wasn't meant to be
seen by people who don't know Ranma that much....

End of Chapter one.

Notes: the Next chapter is gonna be out next week,
hopefully. Many things will be answered like� I don�t
know... go find out for yourself. Ok, well Ja ne!


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