I swore I'd never do one of these...

They say the way to get a song out of your head is to get somebody else 
humming it. I figure I get all 1000+ members of the FFML humming this, and 
I'll never have to think about it again.

So...


THE TENDOU DOJO

sung to the tune of 'Copacobana'
by Barry Manilow. If you really must
have music to sing along to, download
this:

http://cyberwheel.simplenet.com/fanfic/copa.mid


His name was Ranma,
He was a fighter

Went to China and got a curse
Now cold water turns him to her...

He could do Kenpo
and beat up monsters

So he fought of all the time, but
Akane punched him in the gut.

Across the dojo floor--
Akane hit the door--

They were young
and they were engaged

and Akane raged!

At the Dojo
The Tendou Dojo...
The place to go for Musabetsu Kakutou

At the Dojo
The Tendou Dojo...

Perverts and Ki-blasts
make fighting a nightmare

At the Dojo...
They were engaged.

Her name was Shampoo.
She was from China.

She lost to Ranma as girl,
and Amazons fight to kill...

She came to Japan
To slice up Ranma.

But Ranma really was a guy
And Amazon law was clear--

So Ranma had two girls,
and Akane was less than thrilled.

So who marries who?

At the Dojo
The Tendou Dojo...

The place to go for Musabetsu Kakutou

At the Dojo
The Tendou Dojo...

Perverts and Ki-blasts
make fighting a nightmare

At the Dojo...
Shampoo fell in love.

His name is Ranma.
He tries to fight it.

But no matter how he tries,
the girls won't let him deny it--

Now there's Kodachi,
and Ukyuo Kuonji.

They fight for Ranma every day,
no matter what Akane tries to say.

Ranma now fights all the time.
It really is a crime.

He's lost all hope and
almost surely will elope--

ONCE HE MAKES UP HIS MIND!!!!

At the Dojo
The Tendou Dojo...
The place to go for Musabetsu Kakotou


At the Dojo
The Tendou Dojo...

Perverts and Ki-blasts
make fighting a nightmare

At the Dojo...
They were in love...

They were in love...

(Repeat ad-infinitum)

* * *

C.
* * *
Chris Jones - guilty@arn.net
The Ranma 1/2 Gallery - http://cyberwheel.simplenet.com/ranma

It's 1999. Do you know what your children are?

America is such a great country. It's the only country in the
world where you can kill a man on screen and get a 'PG' rating,
but if you even *say* 'F---', you get an 'R'.