Author's note:
It's been a while since I last posted something on the FFML, so please excuse me if my writing seems rusty. Oh yeah, the status of my fics can be found after this short spamfic...


Pokegirls
A spamfic by Kahlil Noriega

*All rights belong to whoever owns them.


Cerulean City... 

Glowing in the night with the red hues of fire... 

***

"Quickly put out that fire!" Nurse Joy cried, face shielded by her arms and coughing a few times as she felt the scorching heat of the flames.   

"Chansey! Chansey!" The two Chansey's cried, dousing the flames with buckets of water which had little or hardly no effect at all as the inferno continued to rage inside the Cerulean city pokemon center.

"It's no use, we have to go to the transporter room and evacuate the pokemon there."

"Chansey!"

And with that said, they ran for the transporter room. Once inside, Nurse joy ran to the terminal beside the huge pokeball transporter, punching in keys on the keyboard as the two Chansey's with her waited patiently by the door of the room. Sweat plaster her hair to the side of her cheeks as her brow creased with worry. *Please answer sis...*

At last an answer...

"This is the Saffron City pokemon center, Nurse Joy speaking."

"Sis , this is the Cerulean city Pokemon Center, we have an emergency. Preparing to transport pokeballs."

*This is the Saffron city Pokemon center, ready to receive pokeballs.*

"Alright preparing to- Argh!" Nurse Joy screamed as a huge explosion rocked the entire complex, throwing her and two Chansey's on the floor. The transporter before them hummed dangerously as lights on the machine blinked eratically, fire raged around it as did electricity.

"Chansey! Chansey!" The two Chansey's said around her, voices panicked as they picking her up and off the floor. Supporting her as she stood.

"No! The pokeballs!" Nurse Joy screamed at the sight of the transporter burning, flashes of light emerged from atop of the machine showing that it was sending out pokeballs. Worry decended on her as she managed to brake free from the two Chansey's grip as she stared horrified at the sight of the transporter sending out pokeballs on a severed link...

"No..." Nurse Joy audibly cried as the fire continued to rage around them   

"Chansey! Chansey!" The two Chansey's cried out to her, pulling her through another door, Nurse Joy meekly obeying, her eyes still holding that horrified look as she was pulled outside.

There in the coldness of the night, she wept on bended knees. Eyes turned away as the glow of the fire silhoutte her from behind as a prayer escaped from her lips...

***
Somewhere else...

Ataru sighed within his room, food and money having eluded him so far as he lay there on his back grumbling up at the ceiling though his stomach by far grumbled the loudest.

"Food...I need food..." Ataru cried as he slowly sat up and glanced around his room. Obviously it was a mess as he hardly ever cleaned it. 

"Food..." he whispered again as he crawled on hands and legs, peeking underneath the covers of his bed as under rumpled clothes, opening his drawers and throwing things he found no use for around. 

"I need food!" he shouted again to the ceiling, frustrated and hungry. "As a growing boy, I need nourishment, well beside from other kinds of nourishment a hormonal boy needs! I never knew summer could be so dull without money, I'll just make it up at the school festival later..." he spoke softly to himself as he crawled again on all fours to his open cabinet and searched among the junk he found in it. Grumbling a few times while laughing during those times he found something questionable.

"Hmmm...I wonder what this is?" Ataru said as he picked up a weird looking ball. One side of it was painted red the other white with a clear border of black separating the two at the balls equater with a small circled botton on it. Other than the botton, there were no seems or holes he could find on the ball that could tell him if it could be opened.

"I wonder what this is?" he asked himself as he brought the ball closer to his face examining it. 

"Don't tell me it will explode if I push this botton?"     

He pressed it.

"Hmmm? What gives? Nothing's happening?"

He held it up on his open palm, eyeing it critically. 

"What is this?" He said, giving up as he rested his arms on top of his thighs and sighed. 

"Great, another useless thing. Huh? It shrank." And it did, what was once the size of a baseball was now the same size of a large marble. He started at it briefly and shrugged as he pocketed the marble sized pokeball and got up.

"Well I guess it won't explode, hmmm...I guess I better head to school..."

***

Students flocked to the school fair in a fairly orderly manner, which meant that they were either shoving, molested or being perverted as usual, the culprit of course was one Ataru Moroboshi...

"Hey Ataru!" Megane called out beside the rest of the stormtroopers as Ataru walked over to their group sitting around a bench in the school yard. 

"Oy Megane." Ataru called as he stopped beside his friend. 

"You look cheerful today? Just what are you planning this time?" Megane asked suspiciously.

"Why shouldn't I be cheerful! Just look at all those girls I will thank!"

"Being perverted as usual." Megane sighed as Ataru pocketed his hands and brought out his handkerchief to wipe the sweat from his forehead. Megane and the others had that look to them again, which meant that it won't be good for Ataru.

"Yeah. Yeah. Oh?" Ataru questioned as he felt the small marble he pocketed a while ago fall out and hit the ground before his circle of 'friends' before slowly expanding back to normal size. Megane picked it and examined it.

"Oy Ataru, just what is this? Huh?" Ataru grabbed it from Megane's hand and held it up beside him.

"I found it in my closet a while ago, I don't know what it is. Maybe it's a bomb?"

"I guess, a lot of people would do that to you wouldn't they."

"Hmm, it doesn't matter I guess - huh?" Ataru stifled his surprise quickly as he felt soft hands wrap around his neck and felt the softness of Lum's body press on his back. He quickly stifled his desire as he turned a wary look back at Lum. Her tiger stripped bikini rising his desire again...

"Lum - What are you - "

"Darling what are you holding-tcha"

"Ah nothing Lum. Ah! Hey! Lum give it back!"  Ataru cried as Lum floated away from holding the pokeball in her hands.

"Darling what is this-tcha"

"Lum give it back!" Ataru cried as leaping at Lum who nimbly avoided his lunge all the while laughing at this turn around. Darling was chasing her, and she enjoyed the feeling of weaving in and out of his arms. 
Not noticing the audible click of the botton being pressed as the pokeball began emitting light.

"Hmmm? Ahhh!" Lum said in surprise as light engulfed her, terrified she dropped the pokeball on the ground as Ataru cried her name out in surprise and worry lunging at her just as she vanished inside.

"Lum! Lum!" Ataru cried as he picked up the pokeball which shook in his hands before it stilled.

"Lum! Lum!" Ataru cried as he pressed on the botton repeatedly, but it still won't open.

"Lum! Lum! LUM!" Ataru cried, bent over the pavement and face close to the ground. His circle of friends huddled around him as he wept, fist pounding on the pavement while his other held the pokeball in a vise like grip. 

Frustrating welled up within him that the ball won't open. He did the only thing logical to do, throw it and hope it would break open, and he did. He threw the pokeball upon getting up and gawked in surprise as in midair it opened in blinding flash of light...

Before him, a few meters away, the light formed into an outline of a girl, well what he thought of as a girl as there were some jarring lines. He ignored those though as the light slowly subside and found himself staring at the back of Lum, though not completely the Lum he knew. Slowly the girl turned around and Ataru found himself gawking at her. Lum had changed. Her ears were long like an elfs, the sharp tips peeking behind her unchanged long green hair. Aside from the ear's nothing of the Lum he knew had barely changed, well she had brown stripes along her sides and her wrists had a red dot each and a tail - a tail! Ataru thought shocked as his mouth hung open, a lighting tail. 

"Lum..."

"Pika-tcha"

"..."

***

Later that day...

On the school roof...

Ataru stood alone staring at the sun setting over the moutains beyond Tomobiki...
"I declare to all the girls of the world. I, Ataru Moroboshi, will be a Harem Master. The greatest Harem master, of all time!" He struck a victory pose then chuckled as he bent over, covering his lecherous grin. "All right, girls, girls and more girls."

"If I find anymore of these wondrous ball, I could have any girl I want! Imagine, all the girls I could ever find and capture fitting inside the palm of my hand or in my pocket!" This time he laughed a very lecherous laugh unaware of the pokeball in his pocket enlarge and open as a flash of light flashed pass ataru's fear stricken face as the light formed up and above him, resolving into that of PikaLum.

"Ataru-chu, pika pika lum." she said dangerously, hands glowing as did her amber eyes.

"Ah Lum! I dind't mean..."

"Divine..."

*Run* Ataru thought helplessly.

"Thunder..."

*Escape!*

Lum began powering up as the sky rumbled overhead as lighting struck her and she absorbing it. Then her eyes opened, amber eyes flashing as released the stored energy into a focused beam just as she screamed "Retribution!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" 

~ the end?



Author's notes/status/request from Key fans:

First I'd like to apologize to my readers for taking too long on writing my fics, life and a new job just doesn't give me much free time to write, plus this wave of writer's block has me really troubled. This work was I guess another one of my attempts to get rid of it. Hopefully it did, if not, well...

Anyway, this fic was just an idea I had. Anyone is welcome to try their hand on writing it. And comments/flames are greatly welcomed. 

Oh yeah, it doesn't necessarily need to be set in UY, it could be set in any other universe. I.e The malfunctioning pokeballs might be transported to the Ranma universe.  

Ranko (Flareon) 

Akane (Gyrados)

Nabiki (Persian)

Shampoo (Ninetails)

Ukyou (Eevie)

Kasumi (Chansey / Clefairy)

Kodachi (Jigglypuff ?) 

In UY...

Shinobu (Golem)

etc...



And to my request... 

I would like to ask if anyone has the lyrics to the opening and ending song for the Key: The metal Idol OAV's I really love those songs. Watching Key has even inspired me to try and write a fanfic about it! ^_^ Hopefully I could do it.

Anyway, thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

~ Kahlil Noriega