Just a little idea I had in the back of my head. Feel free to send me
suggestions on what else could be done. I'll try to convert the entire
movies when the videos are released.


Pikachu Strikes Back

[The scene opens with Pikachu shattering a glass tube he is floating in.]

Scientists:  [turning around] Eh?

Random Scientist: It woke up!  Do you think it's acceptable?  Perfect!

Head Scientist:  We have succeeded!  This is birth of Mewtwo.

Pikachu:  Pika...chu...?

Head Scientist: No! It's Mewtwo! That's what you are.  The ultimate Pokemon
in this planet is Mew. [points to a picture of Mew]  You came from this
creature.

Pikachu:  [Looks over at the picture of Mew] Pika pi, pika chu? Pika pika
chu chu pikachu?

[Everyone sweatdrops]

Head Scientist: Uh.......You are the greatest achievement of mankind! An
intelligent cloned being!

[Pikachu looks down at his paws while the scientists "congratulate" each
other]

Random Scientists: Aww crap! It's pathetic! Dammit! How is it going to kill
us all now? Who's stupid idea was this? Pikachu couldn't blow up a gas
station, never mind an entire island! *grumblegrumble*

[Pikachu's cheeks light up, then it starts rolling on the floor acting
cute.]

Pikachu: Pika! Pika! Chu pika chu! Pika Pika!

Head Scientist: Forget it. This whole idea is moronic! No pay is worth
putting up with this!

[All the scientists leave in disgust while Pikachu starts playing with a
ball, then starts to do more sickeningly cute things.

Mewtwo's Summer Vacation

[The scene opens with Togepi sitting there]

Narrator: Ara! Togepi-chan, are you hungry?

[Togepi bursts into tears]

Togepi: Prrrrriiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zenigame, Fushigidane, and Koduck start clutching their heads in pain
(Squirtle, Bulbasaur, and Psyduck)

from the high pitched crying. Mewtwo floats toward Togepi.]

Mewtwo: Infernal creature! Here! [He uses his psychic power to make an apple
fall from a tree.] Go! Eat it! Perhaps that will suppress your feelings of
hunger!

Togepi: Priiiii?

[Koduck picks the apple up and eats it. Zenigame and Fushigidane are
shocked. Togepi breaks out into tears again.]

Togepi: PRRRRRIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mewtwo becomes extremely annoyed.]

Mewtwo: Enough! The fool who wrote this never informed me that this child
would be present! For that, I can not forgive.  I have a grudge against all
who have lead to this idiotic fanfic!  This isn't an attack, nor a
declaration of war.  Rather, it is a counter strike against those who
created this piece of garbage!!

[Mewtwo's eyes start to glow blue, and the grond starts to crack and
explode. Mewtwo's rage grows, and the others scream and try to escape. They
fail. Togepi and the others are quickly consumed in the flames of Mewtwo's
anger.  He blows up more of the theme park, and the fire starts to consume
everything. He hovers above the ground and parts the fire around him, making
himself look extremely cool. A sphere forms around him and starts growing.
The park is now shown in the distance. A bright plue pillar of energy comes
up from it, then an explosion takes place. Smoke rises from the remains of
the theme park. Mewtwo flies away to find a better fanfic author to work
for.]


That wasn't so bad. The humor comes from the complete differences in
character and the reactions. Pikachu is cute, innocent, and carefree, and
Mewtwo is violent, depressed, and philosophical. BTW, I'm having tons of
trouble on Aa! Megumi-sama! I have dozens of ideas, all hilarious according
to my sister, but I can't think up a way to link them together. Could
someone with fanfic experience please help me out here, and maybe tell me
what is usually done when writing fanfiction. (Is an outline necessary, is
nonstop comedy such a good idea, etc.)