Had this one on tap for a while...this seemed like the perfect time
to post it.

Legendary Super Impossible Battle! Supaa Saiya-jin Vejiita kai...



He had seen many battles, faced many dangerous adversaries. He had
killed countless millions; it had taken a lower-class warrior with an
obscene power to initiate a chain of defeats which he had yet to
break.

He stared down his current adversary. He refused to back down. He may
have grown complacent of late, but he was still the crown prince of
the Saiyajin, and damned if he would turn tail and flee.

"Kisama," Vegeta growled, glaring at his foe. The unspeakably horrid
beast seemed completely unconcerned, staring at him with eyes that
were, strangely, both beady and wide.

"K,,,k...kusottare..." Vegeta seethed, baring his teeth. This would
not be an easy battle. The enemy was far too calm. His scowl
deepened. There was absolutely no way he would back down. The earth
beneath his feet trembled as he unleashed his power. A golden aura
surged around him as his body gained muscle mass, eyes blazing
bright, hair turning gold from the power coursing through him.

The creature blinked, once. Then it giggled.

Vegeta's eyes widened. "Chikushou..." HIs keen battle instincts told
him that attempting to fight this enemy would be a huge mistake.
Glancing furtively around to ensure no others would witness this
debacle, he took to the sky, speeding rapidly away from the
unspeakable horror.

"Ppppppppriiiiii?" the creature mused, staring into the sky,
wondering where the funny little man had gone.

"Togepi!" a sweet voice called out. A young girl approached from the
crest of a hill, looking zround. She spied the small creature,and
beamed. "There you are!"

"Pppppppriiii!" The creature enthused, toddling over to its 'mother'.
"Toge toge!" 


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Wot, you were expecting Pikachu?

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-The Eternal Lost Lurker
(the 666th Pokemon)

"Chikushou...omae wa...bakemono...."
"Bakemono? Che....ore wa akuma da,"
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