Here's a little fanfiction I cooked up. Tell me if ya like it ^_^

It's hilarious. Simply hilarious. Making fun of all those faults in
characters is usually boring, but this is funny.

heh heh, thanks.

"Pokemon fans," the Meowth announcer was saying from up above in the
control tower. "Welcome to tha ten-hundredth annual Pokemon League
Championships!"

Why are humans called pokemon? Pokemon comes  from Pocket Monster, or
Poketto Monsuta. Take a look at the title. Interesting piece of trivia.

Yep. Humans are monsters ^_^

"Puh-please, don't hurt meee," the James immediately shouted in a high
pitched voice at the Jessie. "Pleee-a-eassse!"

James/Kojirou doesn't have a "Cross-dress" attack? I'm surprised.

Hmmm. Well yeah, he certainly would have that one. But I doubt it would work
on Jessie since she's so used to it ^_^

The Jessie ran over to the paralysed James and scratched it on the face
with its long nails. The James fell over and fainted.

Musashi/Jessie doesn't have a sledgehammer? Dang.

I knew I forgot something! Well if I ever make that Ranma version, I'll make
sure I have Akane with her trusty mallet ^_^ ^_^

Ranma: Akane, I choose you! Mallet Swing now!

(Sounds of hammers smashing and bones breaking)

Ranma (groaning): I meant on that other pokemon, not me, you uncute Tomboy
pokemon!

(More sounds of hammers smashing and bones breaking)

Steam began to pour out of the Misty's ears and its eyes glowed red as
the Brock still refused her. It didn't like the Brock pokemon either but
its feelings of vanity were hurt.

Yes, she does seem to be a little too "talented" for her age, doesn't she?
My guess is that Nintendo of America is changing the ages to appeal to the
kiddie audience. After all, the official website says that the Rocket Gang
idiots are 12. I'd put them around their early 20s, and Kasumi/Misty at

12.

Yeah, I always thought Misty was 12. But you know she was in a 2 piece
bikini once in that "samurai" episode where Ash and that samurai guy were
fighting Metapod VS Metapod (Harden! Match up with Harden! LOL).

"You wrecked my bike!" the Misty shouted at the Ash.

Yup. Still ranting about the bike.  And from the synopses of the Japanese
episodes, Satoshi/Ash still hasn't given it to her, even after 100+
episodes.

It's one of those on-going jokes I guess. I still find it funny though, heh

<snip complaints about Butch's terrible voice>

The guy who hired him, or the actor? Seriously now, shooting him (or it)
isn't going to help. Shooting people just makes things worse. What should

be

done, though, is to grab both of them, make a zillion little tiny cuts on
their bodies, and tie them to the beach, while waiting for the water level
to rise. Salt water is painful. And I thought Kooan/Catsy got a bad dub
job...

Make those cuts, paper-cuts, and you got a deal!

Thanks for the comments!

Ace