Disclaimer:  Ranma 1/2 and its characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi.
"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)" belongs to the Offspring and Sony Music Entertainment Inc.
Neither is used with permission

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Pretty Fly (for a Samurai)
by Argustar Chaney

Kuno:  Come to me my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

Kuno:  Come to my my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

Kuno:  Come to my my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

And Kuno really thinks he's pretty fly for a samurai!

When Kuno shows his face, Ranma kicks him in the face.

You know it's kind of hard
to be a kendo star today!
Our subject isn't cool
but he thinks so anyway.
He may not have a clue
and he may not have style
but everything he lacks
well, he makes up in denial!

He want a date with someone great
But we all know he'd rather have a hot three-way!
He thinks he'll play the field and cop a feel
for him no way.  For him no way!
And 'cause he don't rate, he'll overcompensate,
At least we know he's got a high insurance rate!
Furinkan needs wannabes
So --hey, hey do that bokken thing!

Kuno:  Come to me my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

Kuno:  Come to my my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

Kuno:  Come to me my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

And Kuno really thinks he's pretty fly for a samurai!

He wants a hot babe,
not just any will suffice,
but they really hate his guts
and Nabiki feeds his vice!
Now cruising through Furinkan, he sees Ranma in the hall
but if he tries to fight
Ranma kicks him at the wall!

He wants a date with someone great
but we all know he'd rather have a hot three-way!
He thinks he'll play the field and cop a feel,
for him no way.  For him no way!
And 'cause he don't rate, he'll overcompensate,
at least we know he's got a high insurance rate!
Furinkan needs wannabes
so --hey, hey do that bokken thing!

Now he's spouting Shakespeare,
but his goddesses run.
He just can't take the hint from their punches and their shuns!
Folks say he's trying too hard
and he's just not cool,
but in his own mind,
he will --he will always rule!

Kuno:  Come to me my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

Kuno:  Come to me my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

Kuno:  Come to me my onna!

Akane & girl-Ranma:  No way!  No way!

When Kuno shows his face, Ranma puts him in his place!

He wants a date with someone great
but we all know he'd rather have a hot three-way!
He thinks he'll play the field and cop a feel,
for him no way.  For him no way!
And 'cause he don't rate, he'll overcompensate,
at least we know he's got a high insurance rate!
Furinkan needs wannabes.
Furinkan loves wannabes!
So let's get some more wannabes,
and --hey, hey do that bokken thing!

Filker's notes:
Hope you enjoyed it!  (I know I did!)  
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to run from the mob of angry Kuno fans knocking at my door. . . . .  ;-)

(Thanks to Anne McKinney for letting my borrow her Offspring CD.)

Argustar Chaney.


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