On Tue, 4 May 1999, LilTigre wrote:

Aahh, Evanjellydonut. What can I say? It's insane and
I love it. Now, onto C&C...

	Thank you. n.n;

--- Andrew Huang <alhuang@hcs.harvard.edu> wrote:

  The writer really needs a life. Oh well, at least
he's getting part 4
going, yes?

Yup. And we're anime fans; we're not supposed to have
lives. It's in the job description =^_~=

	Oi! But I do have a life! I mean, I sing with an a cappella group
here at school! And...I'm the president of the anime club! And...um...I
sing!

  "Hey, gimme a break. You know how much I love
watching these parades.
Floats, bands, those big balloons...."

=O_o= I have no clue who's talking here, but I get the
feeling that it's the MAGI. Oh, well, it doesn't
really matter who it is; it's more fun that way.

	Nah, the MAGI talk in [brackets]. :) These guys are just some
techies in that NorthAm watch station.

  "Wha--I--that's not pornography, that's...'erotic
literature'!"
*click*

  "Right, porn." *click*

NERV must have lowered their standards if they're
hiring fanboys to watch for angels =^_~= 

	Weeeeeell....

  "...looks like the most hideous balloon ever
buil...made...sewn
together. What's with that little face? And the
arms...they look like
folded up toilet paper."

I can see Zeurel running around screaming "I need T.P.
for my bunghole!" Or would it be for his S2 engine?

	...

***
Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut, part 4:
The Good, the Bad, and the Really Ugly Angel
by Andrew Huang
written for The Sound and the Furry Productions
***

*reads the title and facefaults*

	It's wordplay! Not a pun! I swear! O.o

  There was a *whap* as Asuka gently shut Kensuke
up. "No, this is from
my aunt in Germany. Marzipan!"

Marzipan... yummy yummy yummy.

	Yes. *drool*

  Misato nodded. "In about an hour, he's going to
throw up everything
he's eaten in the past day or so."

*winces* That's going to be a *load* of fun...

	It only starts there. >:)

hour, you see. The whole thing takes him up to
another hour and a half
to finish, if he's eaten a lot. And you saw how he
stuffed himself last
night."

And Misato's not helping any by describing it; it's
making *me* ill thinking about it....

	Yeah! Ain't it fun? %)

  "After he's done with that, then, for at least the
next twelve hours,
he gets these dry heaves of which the likes have
never been seen.
Outside of his case, that is."

=O_O= Yup, loads of fun.

	Told ya. :)

  "And that was from one almond that he accidentally
picked out of a can
of what was supposed to be only cashews. Now, when
you say almond paste,
do you mean it's kind of concentrated?"

Hmmm... it's a little unusual to be allergic to just
one kind of nut....

	Well, almonds _are_ a special sort of nut. They contain itty bitty
levels of cyanide, for one. Wild almonds, if I recall correctly, can kill
you. No joke. That's why cyanide has that distinctive smell.
	Bah, why am I trying to defend a spoof, anyway? :)

  With every ounce of misery that could possibly be
stuffed into his
voice, Shinji answered, "You will, now."

Shinji then proceeded to use Asuka's shirt as a barf
bag.... =^_~=

	I'd like for the characters to _live_, at least, for the time
being. o.o;;

  "And I get downright nervous whenever I'm standing
at a urinal."

*busts out lauging* Oh, that's *horrible*! And Gendo
deserves it so much... 

	Mweh. Heh. Heh.

straight through my stomach walls. By the time you
were saying that the
stuff was made out of almonds, my mouth and throat
were already
itching."

Very typical for a nut allergy.

	Kinda guessed at that. Got lucky, I suppose. :)

  The music of a discontented stomach filled the
air.

Shinji and his Tummy Trio, ladies and gents!

	O.o?

  "Are you okay, Kensuke? You look a little sick."

  "I'm fine! I am! Really. Er."

Nope, she didn't see that one coming...

<snip group scene>

Interesting, considering that Asuka probably would
have insulted Shinji for the same action...

	Erm, which action do you mean, specifically?

  Asuka felt herself starting to get a bit ill
herself from the bobbing
and weaving, so she blinked and looked away. "Are
you sure? And what
about the, um...."

Neon Genesis Slinkies- buy your's today!

	NERV merchandising, at its worst.

  "Don't worry about it, Asuka," grumbled Misato as
she emerged from the
bathroom behind Shinji. She was looking a bit tired,
and slightly pale.
"He feels a few kilos lighter now. That should be
all. As for the dry
heaves...that's _his_ problem now."

Ever so concerned, is Misato?

	She's just stood by him for an hour and a half, watching him turn
his stomach inside out. I think she can be afforded a bit of uncaringness,
now. :)

  Fuyutsuki looked at Gendou, who had stopped and
now squinted back.

  "Not a word, Fuyutsuki. Not a word."

ROTFLMAO! I love it! And apparently Gendou hasn't
quite learned to aim yet... =^_~=

	Eheheh. n.n;;;

found), Affectionate put on things which would
concentrate the attention
of the fanboys quite well, provided they remained
conscious....

Oh yeah, definitely fanboy material.

	Could I do any less?
	Don't answer that.

  "_Would_ you please be a little more specific,
Hacker?"

I'm not sure about how the name Hacker came about...

	She's the computer expert among the bunch. :)

  "I move that we add the measure that we wear
nothing else for
Shinji-kun."

  "NO!!"

And fanboys everywhere have to turn back to their
imaginations...

	Poor kiddies.

=^_^= Very, very nice work on this. I'm waiting in
anticipation for the next bit.

	Thank you! I'm waiting for inspiration to strike on the next bit.
x.x

Andrew Huang...Nerdboy@KawaiiMUCK, Hisame00 on AIM
http://www.hcs.harvard.edu/~alhuang/
Harvard Anime Society, President
"Mweh. Heh. Heh."