Ranma 1/2
Untitled Spamfic
(Disclaimer: I didn't create these characters. I am responsible, 
however, for the mess they are in during this fic.)


-PROLOGUE-
The handsome figure stood at the edge of the water and looked 
back at the wizened old lady behind him. "And once I've immersed 
myself in this magical water, I shall be able to defeat the 
wretched Ranma Saotome once and for all. Is that correct, old 
woman?"

The old woman smiled as she balanced on her pogo stick. "That's 
correct. The water in this lake makes anyone who jumps in super 
strong."

"Then, why don't you jump in?" He challenged.

"I already did." The old woman replied. "That's how I know it 
really works."

"You'd better be right about this." The young man said as he 
jumped in. 

"Oh, what strange man!" The Guide said from nearby. "He jump in 
Spring of Drowned Girl. Why he want to do that?"

The man... no the woman... surfaced seconds later. She heard the 
old woman laughing. "What's so funny?!" She demanded. She 
blinked, noticing the difference in her voice. "What's this?!" 
She looked down at herself.

The scream echoed throughout all of China.


*****

-CHAPTER ONE-

The Cat Cafe was bustling. Students from both Furinkan High 
and Kolhotz High were all enjoying some after school ramen.

"So, did you hear about the new girl at Kolhotz?" Hiroshi asked.

"I hear she's quite a fox." Daisuke agreed.

The crowd fell silent as a young woman walked into the room. 

The woman had a body that wouldn't quit. Her dark brown hair 
fell over her sultry blue eyes. For some strange reason, she was 
wearing a boy's school uniform.

Ranma thought there was something familiar about her. His mind 
tried to figure out what it might be. But before he could get 
very far, the door flew open and he heard a familiar voice.

"Ranma Saotome!" It called to him, "Prepare to taste my 
venge..."

Ranma turned to tell Kuno that he didn't want to fight.

Kuno's attention was already elsewhere. He was on his knees, 
presenting some roses he'd snatched from Flowerspace to the new 
Kolhotz student.  "Truly, these roses pale in comparison to 
thy beauty."

"Here we go again." Nabiki sighed as she watched Kuno's attempt 
to woo this new woman.

"Are you crazy?!" The woman smashed Kuno over the head with the 
bouquet.

"Ah!" Kuno drew his bokken. "I understand. You wish me to prove 
my worthiness in combat. Very well, I shall..."

The woman grabbed the mallet from Akane's hands just as Akane 
was about to pound Ranma for paying attention to another girl. 
She brought it down onto Kuno's head. 

"I accept your challenge," she told him, "but not here. The 
match will be Saturday morning at the Kolhotz High Skating 
Rink."

"That's fine with me." Kuno accepted as he passed out.

//The Rink?// Ranma thought to himself. Realization struck him 
and he blurted his next word out in surprise.  "MIKADO?!"

[The End]