On Tue, 13 Apr 1999, Brian Stricklin wrote:

This is something that got in my head, and wouldn't go away.  So I have
to inflict it on the rest of you. :) I might eventually write the full
thing - it seems to work well.  I'd appreciate comments and enthusiasm,
though please don't flame too hard.

So, Fire 1 instead of Fire 3?

A MUPPET FINAL FANTASY

Nope.  Fire 3. ^_^

[MISS PIGGY slaps SCARLET, who flies off the Ray and lands in the ocean
below.  With a satisfied nod, PIGGY walks off.]

Splash!

[SCREEN: SAM HIGHWIND]

[SAM THE EAGLE, wearing aviator goggles, stands reading a script, then
looks at someone offscreen in shock.]

SAM: You want me to say *what*?

/o~ Fly like a...~o/

Aw, forget it.  I'm not singing.

Brian, are you actually going to write this?!

Well, if so, then good luck!

-Natsume Ranma Ranma
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The sardines weren't worth the trouble.  A few more shots, then 
Ryoga-san would overheat and explode.  Ducking around a corner, 
I managed to lose him as I entered the ramshackle residence of 
my Anime supplier.

One look at his face and I knew that I was betrayed.  "Tell me."
I insisted.  He refused, so I slammed him against the wall.
"Last chance.  Where can Ranma-Ranma find good fanfics?"
"Try Jason Liao." he whispered, before he slumped to the floor.
I heard the sounds of a door splintering as I left through the 
window, one step ahead of Tendo Heavy Industries...