Congratulations, you've earned yourself a ban from the FFML.

Commercial solicitations are not allowed here. As the FAQ states, they're
one of the few things that can get you banned permanently. This list
exists for the benefit of its members. It's not advertising space, and
anyone who tries to treat it as such won't be around very long.

-Tybalt
-to whom "GOOD SPAM" is an oxymoron