Subject: [FFML][repost] Pokemon Recipes: Primate Pin~iata
From: "RPG Maniac" <rpgmniac@psxrocks.com>
Date: 4/9/1999, 12:53 AM
To: "FFML" <ffml@fanfic.com>

heheh.. it's me again, with another Pokemon Recipe.
would use normal animals, but in the world of Pokemon,
there are no such things.  Enjoy the recipe! Oh... and
sorry if this is a repost.  I had a few grammatical
errors to take care of.

Pokemon and all related characters belong to Nintendo.

Primate Pin~iata

Ingredients:

3 or 4 dozen Primates, in Pokeballs.
1 Pin~iata large enough to fit them all.
A group of stupid... er...  eager customers.
A blindfold
A steel bat

Hang the Pin~iata in the center of the room.  Then
have the customers take turns, blindfolded, at swinging
the pin~iata with the steel bat, and eventually they
will hit the pin~iata with it.  Now, hide while
they are doing that or else you'll end up part of the
dish.  Now wait until one of the customers hits the
pin~iata hard enough to break it open, dropping and
opening all the Pokeballs, releasing all the Primapes
*they should be really angry about being banged around
with the steel bat now*.  In the ensuing chaos, grab
all the customers wallets and hightail it to the
nearest border.  This dish could make you a lot of
money, especially when served to rich guests.

Compliments and criticism, short of flames, are
appreciated. ^^

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