On Tue, 6 Apr 1999, "Richard Lawson" <sterman@uswest.net> wrote:

ps. to all those who have been annoyed, and angered by this,
remember, and i'm only saying this because i care: there are
decafinated brands out there that taste just as good as the
real thing.

pps. yes i stole that line, a free boot to the head to anyone
who can figure out from where.

"How about the time I found you alone in your room naked with a bowl of
jelly?"

"Did not!"

"Did too."

"I was hot and I was hungry!"

Real genius, and the origional went like this.
"Your all just a bunch of degenerates."
"We are?  Well what about that time I found you naked with that bowl of 
jello?"
"You did not!
"This is true."
Laughter from a byestander.
"I was hot and I was hungry OK!"

-Richard